The young man asked the Zen master, "I have a noble ambition, and I can't contain this filthy world." ”

The Zen master took out a bag and asked the young man to fill it with the garbage in the house, and the young man quickly filled it, and the Zen master took out another bag.

The young man suddenly realized: "Are you saying that as long as you have a broad enough mind, you can accommodate this world?"

The Zen master shook his head, pointed to the bag and said, "Load, you continue to load." ”

Loaded with many realms.

The lowest-level pretending is nothing more than directly posting deposits, cars, bags, and watches in the circle of friends, and to be honest, pretending to be annoying.

A slightly more advanced outfit - the title is that the mosquito is so bad, the skin is tanned again, or the arm is injured, and the photo is naturally the wrist wearing a famous watch. A photo of a traffic jam reminds everyone not to take this road anymore. I can quietly take pictures of the cab to indicate that I have a car or a luxury car. You can also take a picture of the sexy black silk long legs of my girlfriend sitting in the co-pilot by the way, indicating that I have a girlfriend and she is super beautiful.

So what is the highest state of pretending?"I hate money the most in my life, and I feel very uncomfortable earning 200 million a month because I can't spend it all" "Set a small goal that can be achieved first, for example, I will earn 100 million first" "I don't feel particularly rich. They are all from ordinary families, and our family's living habits have not changed much over the years, at most the house is a little bigger. ”。

How to pretend, how to pretend, this is a university question.

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It was the morning of the next day, and Su Gu was sitting on the bench railing in the corridor outside the warehouse of the Town Guard Mansion, and Missouri was standing beside him: "Su someone, you are going to the company tomorrow, right?"

"yes. Su Gu replied.

"What's going on again?"

"Didn't you read the monthly magazine?"

In a world where there is no internet, no mobile phones, and communication is not developed, it is quite difficult to exchange information. There are occasional gatherings between the admirals, and where is the exchange where there is a deep-sea ship mother, the model worker deep-sea Yamato is restless again, and a battleship comes to the island of Yanshang, which looks very easy to deceive. Then the ship's mother headquarters wants everyone to know something, and there is a publication similar to "Half Moon Talk" and "Reference News". However, these magazines, some things are not easy to publish after all, and the headquarters of the ship mother will gather the admiral every once in a while.

Missouri said, "Look. ”

"It's supposed to be just a routine meeting. Su Gu said. No matter where it is, even if nothing happens, there will never be fewer meetings, only more.

Missouri stroked her long brown hair, and her sexy and seductive lips lightly opened: "So have you decided?"

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. No matter what purpose everyone gathers together, how can a place where there is a commander not show the ship? The capital ship comes first, whether it is a battleship, a battlecruiser, or an aircraft carrier, which one is more powerful, which one is rarer, and which one is more beautiful to bring. It's just that there aren't too many town guards with capital ships, and many admirals only have heavy cruisers and light aircraft carriers, which is barely enough. There are always a few admirals, not to mention many admirals, only destroyers. There's no way, it's going to be on the same head. Anyway, the big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the shrimp, and the shrimp eat the mud.

"I don't know who is better?" Su Gu clasped his hands on his chest, he hadn't decided yet.

Missouri said, "Otaku and Lo."

"Kotaku doesn't want to. Su Gu thought to herself, when she saw her in the morning, Fantasy, Rafi, Cushing, anyway, everyone was playing, only she sat on the small maza and read the comics, watching intently, and talking to her impatiently, "And with her, it is no longer useful to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, many people know her." ”

Missouri covered her mouth and snickered: "Perverted Lori Controls Admiral." ”

"Bastard editor, frame me for my innocence. Su Gu was indignant.

In the new edition of "The Illustrated Guide of the Ship", in the introduction of the Tirpitz, the existence of the juvenile Tirpitz is mentioned. Prototypes, ship parameters, photos, anecdotes, one of which is such a thing - the first juvenile Tirpitz, the world's cutest, owned by a perverted Lolicon Admiral, named Su Xiaozhai. Unscrupulous seals went about drying boats, triggering a construction frenzy.

The latter one is not opposed, but what is said in front of it is that the "perverted Lori control admiral" can't bear it, it's just hateful, and it's completely slanderous. Obviously, he has so many wedding ships, and there is no little Lori, which is much better than those admirals who have repeatedly entered the gendarmerie with rings for destroyers.

Letting Su Gu defend herself, Missouri smiled contemptuously, and she said, "Xiao Luo is good, few people know about her yet." ”

"Xiaoluo, it's not that I'm afraid of her 100,000 whys, or that she is childish. Why is this sister wearing glasses, that sister's hairstyle is so strange, and that sister looks so scary. If you want to take her, you have to bring Nelson with you, although that's not a problem. Su Gu sighed, although he was invincible in dealing with his young daughter and little Lori, but the time they got along now was still too short, and they were a little worse after all.

"Actually, I like Changchun very much. She doesn't look like a small otaku, she's already famous. A missile destroyer can be said to be a destroyer, but unlike a destroyer, it is quite powerful, and it is simply the best choice for pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Su Gu remembered that he saw Changchun following Yixian's ass in the morning, and he kept chattering, "But I've already taken her out twice." ”

Missouri asked, "Two times is twice, what's the big deal?"

"It's okay, but—" Su Gu said, "Let's put it this way, you have a beautiful dress that you wear every time you go out?"

Missouri glanced at Su Gu, and she took a deep breath. I want to compare the ordinary town guard mansion to an ordinary family, and a capital ship can be said to be a car, and it has face when it goes out. If it was the town guard of the European admiral, it was the family of a wealthy man, with many capital ships and many cars. Come on, it seems that there are too many capital ships for you, and it is inappropriate to describe them as cars, only clothes. She said, "If I were Admiral, you would have fallen in a pool of blood by now, with eighteen bloody holes pierced by a spear. ”

Su Gu laughed and was noncommittal.

"It's actually nice to be indomitable, she's strong, she's beautiful, she's an armored aircraft carrier," Missouri said. She used to work in the West, and there are many people who know her name, but not many people who have seen her here. ”

"She?" Su Gu shook his head, "Forget it, I'm afraid when I'll be ridiculed by her." ”

After Dafeng's good training, maybe the reason is that he found that too many people in the town guard mansion are stronger than himself, and he is nothing, all in all, his personality has converged compared to before. But it's just a little better, after all, it's really difficult for a ship's character to be corrected. Fortunately, at least within everyone's tolerance, in fact, everyone knows the way to deal with her, that is, to do it directly and not speak.

Missouri happened to see California walking by, and she suddenly raised her chin and said, "Just her, California." ”

"Well, California is a little more ordinary. Su Gu didn't know why. Even though California was a battleship, it was quite rare in some way. But this time, there are a lot of admirals who go to the enterprise, there are more people, there are more bases, and there are naturally more admirals with capital ships. California, which is relatively common among battleships, is easily compared.

"Don't be superficial, don't pretend to be so blunt. Missouri pursed her lips and smiled, "It can't be a destroyer, it can't be a light cruiser, it's better to be a more ordinary, inconspicuous capital ship like California." ”

Missouri organized the language in his mind: "Pretending, the emphasis is on suppressing first and then raising." We first equip California with bombshells and a Plese underwater protection system, and then 'My California ship is so ugly, how do you think it's better to change the livery?' and 'I always think my California ship is wrong, what do you think?' and find an opportunity for her to unpack the ship. Where did the bombed guns come from? Only Richelieu. Where did the Precede underwater protection system come from? Only Veneto. You see, silently, a big one was installed. ”

It's not like a game.,Here,Theoretically,No matter what ship can be built.,Or salvage.。 No matter what kind of equipment, it can be built, and it is not necessarily limited to a certain ship. But equipment such as the bore cannon is not easy to build, and it is even more difficult than the MK6. It can be roughly understood in this way - the history and memory contained in steel are different, there is a lot of steel that contains the history and memory of MK6, and there is not much steel that contains the history and memory of the bombed gun. Now that you have taken out the bomb cannon, most people will only think that you built Richelieu and dismantled the equipment, but they will not think that you directly built the equipment.

Su Gu thought about it, and he couldn't help but praise: "Amazing, Missouri, why didn't I think of it." ”

"Nothing. Missouri waved his hand, not a hint of pride on his face.

Su Gu thoughtfully: "Ginger fish cake, and Oscar?"

"No, I can't. "More than the bore guns, there's the Plese underwater protection system, which most admirals know." The ginger fish cake and the Oscar are so high-end that many admirals have never seen them at all, and they don't know where they came from. Even if you show up, people don't know what it is, what else is it pretending to be? Do you want to give them science again, ginger fish cake only has Hood, Oscar only Bismarck has it?"

In the game, players can easily transform a ship girl, and it is not easy for a ship girl to grow up here, and many admirals don't know that there is such a thing.

"Or are you thoughtful. Su Gu thought for a moment, "Missouri, I remember you have an early MK7 on you." ”

Missouri was not happy at the time: "Hey, hey, I'm kind enough to give you ideas, and you're beating my ideas, it's too much." ”

"I don't want your gear, I'm just borrowing it. Su Gu said, "Then again, you can be regarded as mine, so the equipment is also mine." ”

"You still dare to tease me?" Missouri turned his head a little and looked at Su Gu. Just for a second, she smiled, "Yes, I'm yours." So you come to my room tonight, or I'll go to yours. ”

Su Gu had a straight face: "I mean you are my ship's wife, not that you are my woman, where do you want to go?"

Missouri patted Su Gu, and before she could speak, she thought of something: "Take Bismarck directly, or Lexington or something, that kind of simple and rough boat." Xiao Zhai, Xiao Luo, Changchun, that is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. The kind I just talked about, that's the edge of the ball boat. In fact, you don't have to take the ship's mother with you to tell people what kind of shipwright you have. ”

Su Gu narrowed his eyes: "What do you say?"

Missouri chuckled: "Those admirals with heavy cruisers, light cruisers, and destroyers, you ignore them, a group of African admirals, they have already been exposed to the sun I don't know how many times, and they are used to it." Even if you expose them, you can't get pleasure, and you can't see them crying and grabbing the ground, it's not interesting at all. ”

Su Gu interrupted Missouri's words: "I don't mind, no matter who it is." ”

"I don't even know how to say hello to you, don't be so cold, it's obviously interesting to show the European Admiral. Missouri said, "When those people take Bismarck, no matter what, whether it's good or bad, you just say that, or your Bismarck is good, and my Bismarck has a straight face all day long." And then draw inferences, you know. When those people have Wasps, you don't have this, you can say that, your Wasps are so beautiful, I've built them several times, just a Yorktown and a CV-16......"

"I'm not in vain, I have already understood these two tricks, and I have used them many times. Missouri didn't finish speaking, Su Gu waved his hand, he thought for a moment, "You're not a commander, you know a lot." ”

Missouri suddenly complained, and she remembered that when she was still a newcomer, there was such an instructor......

Shaking his head, he didn't think about the sad things, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Missouri said, "Actually, if you want me to say, what kind of boat will you go to the company this time, even if you blind the eyes of those admirals, what's the use? Maybe someone will be pressed to the ground and beaten." If you have this time, let's get down to business. For example, wouldn't it be nice to bring Yorktown and Bumblebee and try to get the Enterprise as soon as possible. ”

"I want to, too, but it's too difficult for businesses. As her sister and sister, it should be easy to have such a relationship, who knows that Yorktown and Bumblebee have shot many times, and it is not good at all...... Well, maybe it's just Yorktown and the Hornets that don't work. Su Gu said yes, he didn't really dislike it, he suddenly looked at Missouri, "You too, it's useless, you are still a good friend and girlfriend of the company." ”

"Punch you. Missouri raised an eyebrow, "Is that okay?"

Su Gu shook his head firmly: "Of course not." ”