Chapter 240: The Past of the Rivers and Lakes (Fourth Update, for my humorous Jade Pei Jiachang!)

A group of people in this dilapidated small hospital for the Chinese New Year will inevitably feel homesick, and the second uncle quietly makes the atmosphere warm, I have to say that Jiang is still old and spicy!

"Uncle Ghost, what's wrong with Feng Laosi's eldest wife?

As soon as I asked, everyone laughed even more, and Brother Feng kept pouring out of his breath while holding his stomach, and he was about to faint with laughter......

Is it an old and ugly ugly monster? The big wife with a fat brain on TV appears in front of me, and then look at the small body of the eight-faced ghost......

"You kid is the same as your second uncle! I'm unlucky in my life when I meet you two!" The eight-faced ghost kept muttering while drinking, as if he had made friends carelessly.

"Oh, you old boy can't say that! My nephew asked, what's wrong? Why don't you share your experience with everyone?" haha!"

The second uncle hugged his stomach and laughed, and a group of people followed him, which was like being rescued from a dungeon, but like a group of wild horses that had escaped the reins, wild and bohemian......

But now I'm even more curious about who this Feng Laosi is, and I say that he is unlucky enough, and his wife has been by the eight-faced ghost, can't he change to a cuckold?

"Okay, okay, I should talk about Ah Feng after I finish speaking, right? Hurry up and talk about him!" the eight-faced ghost diverted the topic, and today I completely changed my opinion of them!

Brother Yu's drunken gaffe, Brother Chu's father-in-law was in turmoil, and the size of the eight-faced ghost was all-...... I have to say that the second uncle caught everyone's troubles, more like he caught their past.

"Ah Feng, why do I want to keep this at the end? Because he is definitely a legend!

The second uncle's words immediately made me curious, what else does Brother Feng pay attention to? Why does everyone look at him with such admiration?

"Ahem, don't mention the past, don't mention the courage of the year!" Brother Feng wiped his hair with a stinky fart, completely looking like a playboy.

Among the second uncle's group, Brother Feng is the most handsome, with a slender and stylish side face, a chin a bit like Takeshi Kaneshiro when he was young, and the most important thing is that his skin is even as white as a black snake!

"I can't help but mention this! I want Ah Feng to drink a few catties of mare's milk wine alone, that posture, that domineering, that mighty ......."

The second uncle began to brag, and Brother Feng looked proud as if he was very useful, but with my understanding of the second uncle, he was definitely holding back the bad ideas behind!

"Don't mention it, don't mention it, it's just a few fierce horses!" Brother Feng took a sip of wine quite proudly, but the second uncle rubbed his hands together, it was obvious that what they were talking about was not the same thing!

"I can't help but mention it! I remember you drank too much and went to the sheepfold, just in time for the sheep to be in estrus and were arched by the sheep! When I saw you, your pants fell off......

"Poof!" Brother Feng squirted out a mouthful of liquor, and he was dumbfounded at that moment.

This turn came so quickly that everyone was caught off guard at all, and they couldn't even laugh after two seconds of silence.

"Tsk, don't say that Ah Feng's ass is very white, that guy is whiter than sheep...... I saw him at a glance, hahahaha!"

The second uncle laughed, and everyone laughed together, but this joke was so cold that I couldn't help but look at Brother Feng's ass......

"Hey, hey, what do you see! Don't listen to his nonsense, when did I sleep in a sheepfold? I live in Inner Mongolia, but my family is in the city! I just went to play with horses a few times!"

"Oh, you forgot, I haven't forgotten! And the last time you were with those two golden retrievers in Ordos......"

"Oh, hey, stop! Hurry up and stop my good brother! It's me sleeping in the sheepfold, I admit it!"

As soon as I heard this, everyone was not happy, and it sounded like the story of Brother Feng and the two golden retrievers was even more attractive!

"Second uncle, what is the golden retriever, why are there still two golden retrievers?" I asked knowingly, the second uncle rubbed his hands awkwardly, and Brother Feng immediately stood up and handed over the cigarette.

"And our old nephew, bring him a cigarette too. "The second uncle immediately put on a posture, and Brother Feng came over to light a cigarette for me, obviously with a weak heart!

I'm really curious what the hell is going on, it's even more humiliating than admitting that I've been drunk and scolded in the sheepfold?

In the entertainment venues in my hometown, there are often Russian golden retrievers dancing pole dances, and from time to time I will meet two, but I have never tried it, and now I think about it, it is really a little tickle......

"Ahem! Now it's time to talk about myself! I can't mess with you, I'll be alone!" The second uncle cleared his throat, obviously about to start blacking himself!

In fact, this is also an invisible shift in the topic, and when I get back, I have to ask the second uncle separately, what kind of story does Brother Feng and the two golden retrievers have......

Everyone was waiting to listen to the following, but the second uncle held back, and rubbed his hands awkwardly, I didn't have a good eye when I saw him!

"Let's talk about the stupid fork! this kid has a lot of trouble...... I don't know what's going on since I was a child!haha!"

"Second uncle, hurry up, pull it in! I don't have anything to do! Don't change the topic!" I immediately retorted, and I didn't let him when my spirit recovered.

"Haha, since you were a child, you wrote those diaries and love letters or something, which one I haven't read? I still want to engage in the little flower of my hometown, don't think I don't know!"

"Huh?" I was dumbfounded when I heard this, the second uncle is too despicable!

"And you and the five girls went to the small park hotel behind the school to spend the night, hooked up with the short-haired one, and still thought about the long-haired one, just the granddaughter of the old man...... I don't know? Haha!"

For a moment I couldn't help but blush, and this time I completely confessed!

"Second Uncle hurry up and stop! I admit that I have thoughts about Xiaohua, can I admit that it is not okay?" I glanced at him faintly, and sighed helplessly in my heart, the second uncle of bullshit is not in tune at any time!

"Come on, continue to drink wine and eat meat, and raise your spirits, let's teach Zhu Ruyi a lesson tomorrow, let him know that Lao Tzu's people are not particularly easy to mess with!"

As soon as the second uncle changed his words, a group of people immediately became murderous, I knew that they would definitely not give up if they were trapped!

"Second uncle, how did you get cheated? Can you tell me?" I asked in a whisper, feeling that it must not be easy to trap him!

"Zhu Ruyi, this bastard is tired and crooked! We're not the first people to be fucked by him like this, he did it once in a small range before!" the second uncle scolded, and the whole person was angry.

"Actually, we all know that the old man is rich, but he must have messed up this time! He has offended so many people, and now he has to run away overnight?" the soldier asked awkwardly, as if he was drunk again.

"Joke, we people don't have enough people to see! Even if we do it together, we can't win him, this guy has two brushes, otherwise he wouldn't dare to do it......"

The second uncle's words made the atmosphere fall silent, and just now he wanted to beat chicken blood and poured cold water on everyone in a blink of an eye!

"Brother Dong, what is the background of this person, so crazy?" asked Brother Chu.

The second uncle took a puff of cigarette and said slowly: "Zhu Ruyi, this guy is an authentic Henan native, he used to make a fortune by reversing the population, and there are more than 1,000 people under his hands to eat, it's not good!"

it! When I heard this, my scalp was numb! I said to myself, didn't I hear it wrong? More than 1,000 people?

"This guy is different from others, everyone else spends money to support people and do things, but he is the opposite, all the people who follow him have to pay money every month, which is equivalent to paying to support him. ”

As soon as I heard this, a thought immediately flashed through my mind, what age is this? And the matter of the younger brother paying for the eldest brother?

"He is the only one in the country, and this guy is full of people who make hard-earned money...... There are bathhouses rubbing their backs, there are pinching feet and pedicures, roadside stalls, etc., and there are all kinds of things anyway, this guy specializes in giving a head to these poor people. ”

No wonder he can have more than 1,000 people to do things, it's like a part-time worker, he really has the ability to get to this point!

"I haven't heard of Zhu Ruyi's background, what does he rely on?" Brother Yu asked, it seemed that he knew this Zhu Ruyi.

"In fact, no background is the biggest background, now he is like the underground emperor of Henan, there are his people everywhere, more than a thousand are still the number of the past, and now I can't say ......"

The second uncle sighed, I don't sound like his style, how can I increase the prestige of others and destroy my own morale? Is this guy really so powerful?