30: Feel more intimate
Ye Wudi was a little excited, and sent a message to the three of them: What are you doing?
"Drip, drip, drip. ”
Soon, all three replied, and their answer was surprisingly unanimous: play the game.
Depend on!
Ye Wudi couldn't help but scold, these three guys have always been in touch, and they were left alone to be abandoned, which is this, but it was said that "life and death together" were said at the beginning.
Ye Wudi was about to scold the three people, only to see a dialog box suddenly pop up on the screen, and the image column in the upper left corner was in the shape of a Tian character, and the images of the three people were in it.
Group chat!
Monkey: Welcome to Lao Ye!
Chicken Thief: Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!
Erdan: Do you want me to buy firecrackers now?
Monkey: Buy, buy, buy, and bring it to me by the way.
Chicken thief: The cliff can't be without me, buy me three bundles, no, ten bundles, and ring him for ten days and ten nights.
Looking at the three of you teasing yourself sentence by sentence, Ye Wudi was not to be outdone: Damn, don't call me when playing games, what are the three of you who can't let me know?
Monkey: You're so embarrassed to say that you call you and you change the shutdown, and you don't reply to the message, you don't know where you died, where will I look for you.
Uh, this ......
After graduating from college, Ye Wudi returned to his hometown in the countryside and learned the craft of treating women from his father. At that time, he disagreed very much with the matter of treating women, and felt that he couldn't get on the stage, and he would definitely be laughed at if it was passed out, and he didn't have any other ideas at that time, and even thought that he might live like his father for the rest of his life.
He changed his phone and cut off all of his former friends.
As time went by, Ye Wudi became more and more dissatisfied with being confined to that small mountain village for the rest of his life, being an obscure little doctor in a mountain village who treated women, he missed the outside world, and wanted to be able to make a difference.
Facing the monkey's scolding, Ye Wudi blushed and smiled, "Brothers, I was wrong, I apologize to you." 158xxxx0637, this is my new number, I'm in Rongcheng now, where are you all messing around?"
Erdan: You are also in Rongcheng, and our brothers are also in Rongcheng.
Monkey: Erdan and I work in the same company.
Chicken Thief: I'm very close to the two of them, and the three of us often get together for a little while. Lao Ye, where are you?
Monkey: yes, where are you?
Erdan: Nima, say it quickly!
Ye Wudi: Hehe, I'm in Lanrui.
Monkey: What Lanry?
Erdan: Is it Lanrui Fashion Co., Ltd.?
Ye Wudi: Yes! (smiling face)
Monkey: Wow!
Erdan: Nima, it's really fake!
Chicken thief: Oh my god, you were able to enter Lanrui, you went to clean the toilet for others, right?
Ye Wudi:, I'm a costume designer.
Monkey: Hahaha, this kid must be teasing us, designer, you know the design of wool, I guess Lao Ye must have gone to the toilet, I'm embarrassed to admit it to us.
Erdan: I just checked Baidu, Lanrui is one of the most famous clothing companies in our Huaxia country, come on, come, I'll send you their recruitment conditions.
Then, a long list of messages appeared on the screen, which was none other than Lanry's job posting.
Erdan sent several positions at one time, each position in addition to some special requirements, the others, without exception, are marked with "bachelor's degree, relevant work experience, positive, serious and responsible" and other words.
Erdan: Look, does our old leaf have one that agrees?
Monkey, chicken thief: not one! Hahaha!
Erdan: Lao Ye, are you not mixing very badly now, it doesn't matter, the relationship between our brothers, and no one will laugh at you, you don't have to be embarrassed to say it.
Chicken thief: Our company is expanding recently, or you come to our company, I will go through the back door for you.
Monkey: Lao Ye must be hiding in the corner and crying.
Ye Wudi has a feeling of returning to his student days, thinking that when they were together, they were like this, and their lives were easy, laughing, and very comfortable.
Ye Wudi was not annoyed, but said: If you don't believe it, you come to Lanrui another day, and I can take you to visit.
Monkey: Lao Ye, it's not like it, if we really go, you don't know how to fool us, as far as your virtue is concerned, we can not understand, the dead can be said to be alive, and the things that are not can be created.
Ye Wudi: Damn, I'm such a person in your hearts?
Erdan: Monkey, don't taunt Lao Ye, he asked us to go, then we'll go, we haven't seen each other for a long time, so let's get together.
Chicken Thief: I agree.
Ye Wudi: It's still the second egg to listen to what he says. Do you have weekends off?
Erdan: We're fine for three weekends.
Ye Wudi: Okay, then you come over on the weekend and let you see if I'm bragging.
Erdan: OK.
Monkey: Lao Ye, do you want to come to "Glory of Kings"?
Ye Wudi: Damn, you all play the king, don't you play the king anymore?
Chicken thief: Who still plays the King of Fighters now, they all play the king, you can form a team, let's form a team of four and kill him in the dark.
Ye Wudi was about to reply, when his arm was suddenly bumped, and the person who hit him was Ye Tian.
"Lao Ye, it's all a little, do you still want me to help?"
Ye Wudi then remembered the purpose of coming to the Internet café tonight, and his fingers tapped flexibly on the keyboard: Not now, I still have some things to be busy, and I will look for you in a while when I am done.
Monkey: I'm Cao, what are you busy with, can't it be a bubble girl?
Ye Wudi: Don't think so dirty, it's okay, it's really serious, I'll look for you in half an hour, half an hour.
Chicken Thief: Well, leave him alone, let's start first.
Ye Wushu minimized the dialog box and gave up the position to Ye Tian, "Come on, come on, you hurry up, I'll still play the game when I'm done." ”
As soon as Ye Tian heard the game, his two little eyes lit up, "I want to play too." ”
"Kids, what games to play. Ye Wushu reprimanded.
Ye Tianxiao's face raised, "If you don't let me play, I won't help you, you can do it yourself." ”
"Hey, you stinky boy, okay, okay, I'll let you play. Get it for me, and I'll get another one for you now." Ye Wudi rolled his eyes angrily, and went to the front desk to turn on another machine.
"Girl, hehe, open another one. Ye Wushu said with a hippie smile.
"ID card. "The girl didn't have a good face for him.
One ID card can only be opened, Ye Tian is still a child, he has no ID card, and the words "under the age of eighteen are not allowed to enter" are clearly posted in the Internet café.
"Beauty, do me a favor and use your ID card to open one. Ye Wushu was cheeky.
The beautiful woman didn't look at him, and pointed to the words on the top of her head.
I offended my sister before, and people are still angry, this woman, why is she so angry, aren't you afraid of early menopause?
There is no way, it seems, only a trick can be made.
Ye Wushu put his hands on the counter and looked at the girl condescendingly, "Hey, little sister, have you always been allowed by your aunt?" And every time in advance, the amount is very small, and the color is still very dark?"
Ye Wudi's words successfully attracted the attention of the beauty, but the girl gave him a vicious "pervert".
Ye Wushu exerted his cheeky skills to the extreme, and smiled brightly, "Look at what you said, my brother is so handsome and heroic, he looks like a pervert there, to tell you the truth, I am a gynecologist, I can't see it." Hey, that's my hiding good. Let me tell you, my medical skills are very good, and many women come to see me every day. ”
This girl looks very non-mainstream, but her IQ is very online, and she is not so easy to be fooled by Ye Wuving's words, "Oh, yes, then which hospital do you work in? Ye Xiu, I'll check it on the Internet." ”
"Uh...... This one...... I am a master of the hidden world, I disdain those big hospitals, they are too utilitarian, I only know how to collect money, and there are few people who can really see a doctor. Ye Wuving's face did not change and bragged without a beat.
The girl chuckled, "Hidden master, okay, then tell me, what kind of disease do I have?"
After a turn, this girl sent herself to the door, this feeling is good.
Ye Wudi hurriedly said, "I still have to take a good look at you, come, give me your hand, I'll show you." ”