250. Little princess Amway idol

Lotte entered the Qinzheng Hall as he wished, did not wipe the tears on his cheeks, and coughed a few times heavily, carrying out the bitter meat plan to the end.

Knowing the daughter Mo Ruo's father, the Demon Venerable Juntang saw the girl's cunning peach blossom eyes, and knew that she was deliberately acting.

He deliberately put on a strict father posture, and slapped the various bells and whistles on the cover -

"Don't read any more useless books, and don't use ninth-rate tricks to do anything wrong in the palace!"

Lotte retorted reasonably: "What I used was a bitter meat trick, the thirty-fourth trick in "Thirty-six Strategies", a serious art of war, not a ninth-rate!"

The girl's skills deviated, she didn't like red clothes and loved arms, and the demon lord Juntang had more and more headaches: "You can't recite a few sentences of "Female Commandment", but the art of war comes with your mouth open, who taught you "Thirty-six Strategies"?"

"I'm self-taught!"

Lotte drank tea and moistened his throat, and then reasoned with his father: ""Female Commandments" and "Female Virtue" are full of pedantic and crooked reasoning, what men are strong and strong, and women are weak and beautiful, are men born with power and majesty, and women are only worthy of being weak and resentful women who cry and cry?"

She took advantage of the situation to clench her fists and show her determination: "I will not be a delicate and useless waste princess, but I will take Chu Lingxi as an example and become a famous witch god of war, the journey is the sea of stars, and the goal is to unify the four realms!"

Demon Venerable Juntang ruthlessly stifled his daughter's ambition: "The demon clan is full of talents, and you don't need to go to the battlefield." ”

Famous generals and heroes, not only must be a husband and a man to be brave, but also must strategize to win a thousand miles of strategy, Lotte is indeed smart and talented, but she is still young, unstable, talented, arrogant, blind praise will only lead her astray, become a self-righteous and arbitrary medicity.

The method of teaching children varies from person to person, and the Demon Venerable Juntang's heart is like a mirror, and the mainstream encouragement education method is completely useless for a stubborn bear child like Lotte, who has a tail cocked to the sky.

He was reluctant to be ruthless before, but now that his daughter has reached the age of marriage, he must not continue to connive, otherwise it may lead to the tragedy of the habitual son winning and killing the son.

Demon Venerable Juntang used the longitudinal technique to send the "Legend of the Demon Clan's Elite Martial Arts" to his daughter's arms: "The Demon Clan has countless heroes and heroes for thousands of years, and the military general you should really worship is not the Chu Lingxi of the Demon Clan, but the sages and martyrs who shed their blood for the Demon Realm." ”

Lotte pursed his lips and threw the heavy scroll on the tea tableβ€”

"I've read this set of books a long time ago, like other official histories, the language is obscure, uninteresting, lethargic, and the words based on Chu Lingxi are truly entertaining and educational. ”

"Edutainment?

Demon Venerable Juntang couldn't cry or laugh because of his daughter's taste: "You can tell me, what can you learn from these broken words?"

As a hardcore star-chasing little fan girl, as long as there is an opportunity for Amway idols, Lotte will be energetic and energetic-

"Chu Lingxi does not succumb to fate, does not bow to the world, leans on a long sword, fights a long whip, makes meritorious contributions, creates a legend, and is really a model of a woman in the world!"

She gouged and gouged through the pile of books, and took out a book with a rather chic cover, which was the back of the arrogant and sassy female general in military uniform, the scarlet cloak was flying fiercely, and her right arm waved as if to say goodbye.

Lotte changed a variety of postures to show in front of his father, like a shop boy who worked hard to sell products-

Demon Venerable Juntang mistakenly thought that the girl was a black fan of the demon goddess of war: "The vigorous of life, the living demon is disgusted with demons, and the bizarre dog blood of death", the title of the book is both lengthy and vulgar, is there half a good sentence about Chu Lingxi?"

Lotte caresses the book and treats it like a rare treasure -

"Most of this book comes from the fact that it was compiled and hand-drawn by the Lord of Yuanzhou in the Demon Realm, and the cover was hand-drawn by himself, and the limited edition of two hundred copies was sold. ”

The girl is not as smart as she imagined, she is still a loser, and the demon is so angry that she almost had a heart attack on the spot-

"The lord of Yuanzhou personally drew two hundred identical covers, do you really believe this kind of nonsense!?"

Looking at the old father who was thrown out of eighteen streets by the trend, Lotte's eyes revealed deep disgust-

"The lord of the Yuan Kingdom specially created two hundred commemorative portraits to commemorate the demon goddess God of War, recording the glorious moments of her life, the cover picture of this book I bought, the cover picture is Chu Lingxihuai's lonely bravery, representing the demon world and you in the ring to fight, this matter Daddy must still remember!"

Demon Venerable Juntang couldn't understand the brain circuit of his daughter Qingqi: "Chu Lingxi is your father's defeated general, why do you still regard her as an idol?"

Lotte turned his elbow outward: "You are nearly a thousand years older than Chu Lingxi, although she is still glorious, you are not victorious." ”

Demon Venerable Juntang's heart was hit again: "I... Am I old?"

"You are indeed old compared to Chu Lingxi, and Chu Lingxi is also old compared to me, but she is my idol, and I would like to be called a sister to her!"

Lotte opened his mind and came up with a set of age relativity theory.

"Sister..."

Demon Venerable Juntang suspected that he was really old, and he couldn't understand the girl's nonsensical humor: "You and Chu Lingxi are sisters, don't you think it will mess up the generations?"

"What does this have to do with seniority, you don't want to marry her, even if you want to marry, you can't marry, Chu Lingxi was murdered by his scumbag father and is no longer alive. ”

At this point, Lotte couldn't help himself, and angrily held grievances for his idol: "The mediocre Chu lord who has lost his conscience will be retributed one day sooner or later!"

She didn't know that the soul of her favorite concubine Liu Chu was the demon goddess of war, and of course she didn't understand her father's worries.

Demon Venerable Juntang took a deep breath to stabilize his mind, he was cruelly abused by his daughter's heart-piercing words, only the sweet words of the grinding goblin Chu Lingxi could heal this pain.

After saying that, Lotte began to introduce the contents: "The name of this book may seem clichΓ© at first glance, but vulgar is elegant, which is in stark contrast to the profound content. ”

Her eyebrows fluttered, and she smiled evilly: "The book is divided into three volumes, and the first volume is vigorous, guess what is the content in it?"

Demon Venerable Juntang said patiently: "Extraordinary people in ancient and modern times, all born with visions in the sky, this is a common routine in the script. ”

"Wrong!"

Lotte sold Guanzi to dig a pit, and sure enough, he succeeded in pitting his father-

"This book is an anti-routine strange text, whether Chu Lingxi was born with a vision is completely impossible to verify, and she doesn't care about the destiny and vision at all, the book records one of her famous words, 'life is in your own hands not in the sky', domineering side leakage, full of pride, she is not only vigorous in life, but also vigorous in life!"

She was addicted to her father, and asked again: "The second volume is called the Living Demon Disgust, Daddy might as well guess what the mystery is." ”

How could Demon Venerable Juntang plant two heels in a row: "The demon girl god of war dominates the four realms of immortals, demons and demons, and it is difficult to meet opponents all over the world." ”

"That's right! Daddy's sword is not old, and he is very wise!"

The words "Treasure Sword is not old" are a great stimulus, and Demon Venerable Juntang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.