Chapter 005: The Crazy Man Who Blows Things
Song Hai does seem to be picking up rags now, the clothes on his body are old and dirty, and the whole person is still stinky.
Wu Yuanyuan wrinkled his little nose and watched Song Hai write out the recipe seriously.
The Spiritual Desolation Realm is very similar to the ancient earth.
However, the earth is developing in the direction of science and technology, and many of the knowledge of ancient Chinese medicine and ancient music and rhythm have been disconnected.
The spiritual desolation realm is developing in the direction of cultivating truth, but many classical cultures are becoming more and more brilliant.
The recipe written by Song Hai, called the Bone Vein Holy Healing Cream, is a special treatment for traumatic bone fragments in the Spirit Desolation Realm. And the earth has long been lost.
"What is your prescription for treatment, why do you still need a magnet?" Wu Yuanyuan covered his nose and asked.
Song Hai handed the recipe to Wu Yuanyuan and said, "The magnet is black, and it enters the bones, which can promote bone healing. ”
"yes, what can this dog's tail grass do? I didn't hear that this thing can cure bones. Wu Yuanyuan smiled and began to grab the medicine.
Song Hai explained very seriously, "The dog's tail grass can connect the meridians, the bones are broken, and it is not easy to heal, and the most important problem is that the meridians cannot continue to transport blood nutrients, so the meridians need to be unblocked." Nowadays, many fracture ointments do not work well, and it is because of this that they only know how to heal the bones, but they don't know that they must first connect the meridians. ”
Wu Yuanyuan continued to ask.
Song Hai answered one by one.
In the end, a prescription was grasped, and Song Hai also finished explaining.
Wu Yuanyuan calculated the account, a total of two thousand and one hundred yuan, and she smiled and said, "Hey, big liar, pay for it." ”
"Huh?" Song Hai was depressed, "I told you for half an hour, and you still think I'm a liar?" Let me tell you, this recipe is ground into powder, and the sesame oil is attached to the broken bones, and no matter how bad the bone injury is, it will heal in two days. ”
"Giggle...... You're not just a liar, you're a brag. Wu Yuanyuan quickly collected the money and said with a smile: "Our family is a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and we have never heard of a prescription that can treat comminuted fractures in two days. ”
"Don't believe it!" Song Hai paid and was about to leave.
Suddenly, a faint aroma came.
"Huh?" Song Hai sniffed.
Then he bent down and sniffed at Wu Yuanyuan's feet.
"Ahh
Song Hai sniffed the peachwood stool that Wu Yuanyuan was sitting on just now, and sniffed with his nose against a stool leg.
"Poof...... You're crazy," Wu Yuanyuan had a black line on his head.
Song Hai looked excited.
This is an ordinary peachwood chair, but on the legs of this stool, there is the breath of Qiyang grass!
It should be that before, under this peach tree, there was a seven-yang grass, so the legs of this peachwood stool also contained the yang energy of the seven-yang grass.
The Seven Yang Grass is definitely very precious, even in the Spirit Desolation Realm, it is also very rare, and the price is more than one hundred spirit stones! This thing has huge benefits for refining the meridian muscles and bones.
Song Hai immediately said to Wu Yuanyuan, "Hey, little sister, can you sell me this stool?" ”
"Huh?" Wu Yuanyuan felt that Song Hai must be crazy.
Song Hai immediately said: "It's so decided, five hundred yuan, is it enough?"
"Okay. Of course, Wu Yuanyuan agreed, when he bought this stool, it would only cost fifty yuan.
Song Hai hurriedly gave Wu Yuanyuan 2,800 yuan, he put the medicine in his schoolbag, and then kicked it on the stool.
After a while, the stool fell apart, and the stool was originally of poor quality.
Song Hai carried the stool leg and ran out excitedly.
At this time, Wu Sen and Zhou Haixin walked in through the back door.
Zhou Haixin was a little desperate, he said to Wu Sen, "Wu Lao, is there really no way? You have been the director of the Ministry of Health in the capital, and you have seen a lot of famous old Chinese medicine doctors, so there is really no secret recipe for treatment?"
Wu Sen shook his head, "I'm sorry, Director Zhou, Chinese medicine is not as amazing as you think...... Hey, Yuanyuan, what are you doing, how did you dismantle the stool?"
Wu Yuanyuan pouted and said, "I didn't tear it down, it was the big liar who picked up the rags and bought it for five hundred yuan." Oh, and he bought a stool leg. ”
"What?" Wu Sen frowned, "You kid, why do you talk nonsense! Who would buy a peach stick for five hundred yuan?"
The big liar was a little crazy, and as soon as he entered the door, he said that the Yellow Emperor's internal scripture was written incorrectly, oh, he also found a recipe, and it was messy, and said that no matter what fractures, it would be fine in two days...... Giggles, grandpa, why are there so many crazy people now. Wu Yuanyuan said and laughed.
"Ah, wait, Yuanyuan, what are you talking about!" Zhou Haixin suddenly came to his senses, "Can that recipe cure comminuted fractures?" ”
Wu Yuanyuan picked up a piece of paper from the counter and handed it to Zhou Haixin, "Uncle Zhou, you don't really believe it, this recipe is messy, it's just that big liar, the theory still says one by one, what kind of magnet can enter the bones, the dog's tail grass can connect the meridians, and it is also said that the blood of the gecko is the most important medicine primer or something, at first glance, it is a big liar." ”
Zhou Haixin read it once, and he also knew a little bit of traditional Chinese medicine, but he couldn't understand this recipe at all.
After hesitating for a moment, Zhou Haixin said to Wu Yuanyuan, "Yuanyuan, grab me a pair of this recipe too." ”
"Huh?" Wu Yuanyuan stared at his big round eyes, "Uncle Zhou, there are more than 2,000 pairs of this recipe, and it looks like a liar." ”
Zhou Haixin smiled bitterly, "I can't help it, my father has been lying in the hospital for two months, all experts have seen it, Chinese medicine and Western medicine have tried, but the kneecap just doesn't heal." Anyway, let's try it, catch it quickly, and I'm afraid that Uncle Zhou owes you medical bills. ”
Wu Yuanyuan shrugged, "Of course I'm not afraid, Uncle Zhou, you are the boss of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, just accept some red envelopes." ”
"Hahaha, you kid, I never accept red envelopes!" Zhou Haixin laughed.
Not long after, Zhou Haixin walked out of Tongrentang with a pack of medicine. He sighed slightly, he didn't have any confidence in this medicine.
However, if the blind cat runs into a dead mouse, it can have some effect. After all, there is really no way to do his father's condition.
Song Hai took the stool legs and returned to the dilapidated mansion.
Liu Yuhua is cooking.
"Mom, I'll do it, you lie down in bed and rest, the medicine has been brought to you." Song Hai took good care of Liu Yuhua and put medicine on her legs.
After doing this, Song Hai first went to take a shower, changed into clean clothes, and then immediately returned to his room and took out the stool leg.
On the legs of the stool, there is a strong smell of Qiyang grass.
Song Hai crossed his legs, ran the swallowing yuan trick, kissed the bench leg with his mouth, and began to absorb it.
"Boom!"
Suddenly, a flame-like aura instantly burned all over Song Hai's body.
"Not good!" Song Hai was horrified in his heart, and immediately adjusted his breathing to control this flame aura.
Fortunately, Song Hai had three hundred years of cultivation experience, and after more than half an hour, the majestic flame aura finally began to slowly calm down, and then turned into countless warm internal qi, entered the limbs and hundreds of remains, and finally converged into the dantian.
At the same time, the aura of the Seven Yang Grass on the legs of the stool has been reduced by more than half.
Song Hai frowned tightly, and understood in his heart, "What a domineering Yuan Swallowing Technique! This kind of exercise, ordinary monks can't cultivate at all, it's really too domineering and too violent. Using the Yuan Swallowing Technique, the energy swallowed every time is too huge, if it were an ordinary monk, it would have gone mad by now, unless it was a monk like me, who had hundreds of years of cultivation experience, could control it!"
Song Hai estimated that all the monks who had cultivated the Swallowing Yuan Jue in the past had died.
Unless he is a monk who has cultivated for hundreds of years, and then gives up his cultivation and cultivates this Yuan-swallowing technique from scratch, it is possible to succeed!
"Although it is domineering, I have to say that it is indeed a good exercise, and with it, the speed of cultivation in the future will be much faster. Song Hai couldn't help but laugh, and he began to digest the flame aura of the Seven Yang Grass in his body.
The time of one day and one night.
Song Hai completely absorbed the aura of the Seven Yang Grass on the legs of the entire stool, and at the same time, the meridians and muscles in his own body were also extremely strong under the tempering of the Seven Yang Grass.
The next morning, the alarm went off.
Song Hai rubbed his eyes, he remembered, today is Monday, and he still has to go to school, after all, he is still a senior in high school.
Packing up his things and putting on his white school uniform, Song Hai ran towards Wukou City No. 1 Middle School.
Two or three kilometers, for Song Hai, it is very easy.
When he arrived at the school gate, Song Hai was about to go in, when he saw two tall and strong students, smiling and blocking a girl, asking her for a WeChat ID.
The girl was very panicked and dodged left and right, she was wearing a school uniform, and she didn't look very beautiful, but her figure was too hot. Her legs are long, her chest is high, and the loose and ugly school uniform is worn on her body, but it is like a tailor-made one, full of seduction.
Even Bai Xiao, wearing a school uniform, is not so sexy.
Song Hai doesn't like to meddle in things, and suddenly, he has a slight memory in his mind, this girl seems to be from his own class. I can't remember what it was called.
Song Hai walked over there and yelled, "What are you going to do!