Ye Wushu didn't stop it, because he knew that he couldn't stop it.

The background of a woman who can open a bar is definitely not simple, and it is not good for her to provoke her.

But he already had a plan in mind, and this thing would definitely not be left like that.

When I got home, it was already past four o'clock in the morning, and it would be dawn in a while.

Ye Wudi didn't have the heart to sleep anymore, so he sat in the living room and smoked several cigarettes.

Then, he sent a text message to Tang Jingyun, saying that he would take two more days off and asked Tang Jingyun to borrow two sets of clothes for him.

After sending the text message, Ye Wudi went to the bathroom to take a shower, shaved his beard while it was hot, and put on a mask. As a result, because the bath was too comfortable, I fell asleep not long after lying on the sofa with a mask.

I slept very deeply this night, I didn't sleep all night last night, and I have been dozing up until now.

The monkey came out rubbing his sleepy eyes, and saw a person lying on the sofa, his face completely covered with white things, and thought that there were robbers in the house, so he hurriedly picked up the broom and beat Ye Wushu with a fierce beating.

Ye Wushu was sleeping Zhengxiang, but he was suddenly woken up, frightened, and his soul was almost gone.

With this movement, half of the mask on his face fell off, revealing his original appearance.

The monkey secretly wiped the sweat from his face, "Damn, Lao Ye, it turned out to be you, you almost scared me to death just now." You said you didn't sleep in your room, why are you sleeping here, and you still stick that thing......"

Ye Wushu tore off the mask on his face, he felt the need to talk to the monkey and the second egg about the chicken thief, after all, this matter was beyond the norm, and he might not be able to convince the chicken thief by himself.

"You go and call the second egg. "Ye Wudi's brain is still a little dizzy now, and he needs to slow down.

The monkey didn't know why, but he still called out the second egg according to his wishes.

The two sat down in front of Ye Wuving.

"I didn't sleep last night, I went to look for the chicken thief. ”

Before Ye Wushu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a monkey, "What do you mean...... The chicken thief didn't come back last night?"

Don't look at the monkey's usual unforgiving mouth, in fact, he still cares about the chicken thief in his heart. Friends, how can there be an overnight feud?

Ye Wudi sighed, "It's not as simple as not coming back, the chicken thief is doing things outside, you don't know, right?"

The two of you, you look at me and I look at you, both of them are confused, "What is he doing?"

When he mentioned this Ye Wudi, he was angry, "He sells alcohol in the bar, and he also gave him a name like a cowherd, called Descendant." What does the descendant do, shoot the sun, isn't that the name of the duck? I told him not to do it, he was not happy, saying that I am better than you now, and he will try to stand on the same height as me. ”

"I knew, I knew that grandson would think that. "The monkeys are also angry, after all, they are all brothers and know each other very well, but understanding is understanding, and it is still incomprehensible to hear that the best brothers and friends of the past are guilty.

Erdan couldn't help but sigh, "I really didn't expect the chicken thief to do this, hey!"

When the monkey was done, he asked, "What about later?"

"I persuaded him for a long time, but he just wouldn't go with me, and then a woman came, as if the boss was still in charge or something. At first glance, the woman was crawling out of the dust, she was not surprised, she was easy to deal with, no matter what I said, she was that indifferent. I couldn't make a fuss alone, so I had to leave. ”

"But this thing will definitely not be left at that, if we don't help the chicken thief, he will really be finished, and if this man is blinded by jealousy, he will not see anything. ”

The monkey looked at him puzzled, "So what are you doing here?"

"Before I left, I told the woman that I was the cousin of the chicken thief, and that the mother of the chicken thief, my aunt, was a shrew, and she would definitely make a big fuss. No, I'll make a mess for myself, and I'll become my aunt smashing the field in a while. ”

The monkey and the second egg both widened their eyes, it was really Ye Wuyi's words that were too thunderous.

Men dressed as women......

The key is that Ye is invincible and has five big and three thick, not feminine at all, can he dress up as a woman?

"Old Ye, are you sure you want to go in person?" the monkey didn't dare to imagine Ye Wushu dressed up as a woman, "Otherwise, you might as well consider finding a fake aunt." ”

Ye Wudi also thought about it like this, fake aunts are easy to find, but the problem is that powerful fake aunts are not easy to find.

You must be able to make trouble and not be afraid of things, and you must be able to act, time is pressing, where can you find it now?

"I don't want to waste time, so I'll play it. ”

As soon as the words fell, Ye Wudi's mobile phone rang, and when he picked up the phone, he saw that it was Tang Jingyun calling.

Tang Jingyun was also very confused, when she woke up early in the morning and saw the message sent by Ye Wudi, what time was it in the morning, the most important thing is that if she wants two sets of clothes, then she must ask what she wants to do?

"I can't explain this on the phone, you prepare the clothes for me first, and I'll explain it to you when I come over to pick it up later." ”

It's now more than seven o'clock, go back to the house to pick up the food first, and then send it to Tang Jingyun, there should be time.

"If you wake up in a while, you will take care of it first, and I will go get my clothes. ”

As he spoke, he walked out.

He first went to his mother's side to get breakfast, and then drove all the way to Tang Jingyun's side in less than twenty minutes.

"Here, here's breakfast, where's my clothes?"

"You haven't told me what you want clothes for?" Tang Jingyun asked all the way.

Ye Wudi said the ins and outs of the matter at the fastest speed, "Okay, I'm done explaining, what about the clothes, give them to me quickly, otherwise I will delay your work time." ”

Tang Jingyun looked at him with his mouth wide open, his eyes widened, and he looked like he couldn't cry or laugh, "It's a shame that you came up with such a bad idea, I really convinced you, a man dressed as a woman, do you think that just like you, can you not be discovered?"

"Then you don't believe me too much, I can guarantee that as long as I put on women's clothes and draw makeup, I will definitely be a woman, and others will not recognize me. Hurry up, give me the clothes, I'll try it on for you. ”

Tang Jingyun smiled from ear to ear, then walked into the bedroom and took out two sets of clothes.

Tang Jingyun belongs to that kind of petite body type, her clothes Ye Wushu can't wear at all, let alone pretend to be a woman, if she dares to go out, the cliff will be recognized as a neuropathy and sent to the second hospital.

Ye Wushu struggled for a long time, his clothes were not put on, and he was suffocated, and Tang Jingyun, who was laughing, leaned forward and backwards, and tears flowed out.

"Okay, okay, don't wear it, you can't wear my clothes, and your plan is not feasible at all. ”