Obviously she is the boss, but she is called by Ma Sanmei and Ma Santian all day long, which has become Ma Wu's long-term resentment, and in the more than ten years before she is 3 years old and 19 years old, whenever someone calls her a nickname with three characters, she has to pull that person and give her or him a science popularization, "Listen to my name Ma Jie, is it a special An Tian and a big sister, a big sister in the four sound team, does the proper boss understand?"

But after saying this for 16 years, she has become accustomed to it, and she did not exercise her legal rights after her 18th birthday according to the agreement with her parents to spend 50 yuan to change her name, mainly because she finally got rid of those acquaintances and classmates who grew up, and few people in the university knew that she was Ma Sanmei.

Although according to the original agreement, Atletico Madrid Tang Jiayi gave nicknames to the four little guys, and their big names were the patents of his father-in-law, Taishan Tang Qi, but when Atletico saw that Tang Qi, who was far away in his hometown in the northwest and was happy and busy as his vice principal, obtained a few names, he still couldn't help but refuse these names, and Principal Tang was also busy arranging various matters at the end of the year, and when he heard the result, he just laughed and scolded a few words and stopped pursuing it.

It's no wonder that Atletico Madrid wants to reject Tang Qi, it is really too traditional for the old father-in-law to obtain these names, although they are good and elegant, but they can no longer keep up with the times, for the sake of the child's physical and mental health in the future, he has to smoke his own face, break his word and refuse Tang Qi's name suggestion.

You know, the problem of blackening of Chinese characters has become more and more serious in recent years, what "Ju", "Xiang", "Kun", and "Hao" have become impossible to look at directly, and the names sent by Principal Tang have these words, and other names are too big, it is estimated that there are a lot of duplicate names and surnames, and Ma Jing and Tang Jiayi are unwilling. So in the end, it was back to the old road of the original plan, Atletico Madrid said that it would be good to change the nickname directly, since the commonly used words are either too many and too indiscriminate, or they will be blackened if they are not careful, then change to homophones, so the two of them used their brains to find four "raw but not secluded" words, and turned the sesame cookies into 婖嬂傥幷 (Tianzi sugar cakes?), and filled in the relevant forms and reported them.

It's just that I don't know if I feel indebted to the fact that my eldest daughter Xiao Tiantian is indebted, or because of the bad taste and mental attack, Ma Jie firmly believes that it is the second case, and the tone of the official names of the four of them is just one two, three or four sounds, and as the first of the four sisters and brothers to come to this world, Ma Xiaotian got the word "婖", and the official name of the eldest sister Xiao Zhizhi, who was born ten minutes later than her, is Ma Huan (straight, two tones).

Because of the fact that their two younger brothers are not very positive in the matter of "opening their eyes to see the world", the two little boys came out at the end, and the second brother Xiao Ma Tang is the third, so he is called Ma Fu (three sounds). The fourth little biscuit was the last to be born, so the name written on his household registration book is Ma Yi (and the variant of the word), which has also become a reason for his brothers and sisters to "bully" him when he was a child, why are all the strokes of our name on 10 strokes (嬂15傥12婖11), and you only have 6 strokes (and 6 and 8), Mom and Dad are really eccentric!

But this is just a reserved program for the four sisters and brothers, for them who have not touched the homework book since they were children, and their homework is a variety of red puzzle games, it is not a big problem to have more names and less strokes, but their classmates, children and teachers are a little troubled, and the names of the four children are not so common.

Fortunately, Atletico Tang Jiayi was not crazy enough to choose some rare words that had not been included in the character set of Chinese characters, which saved a lot of trouble for the household registration police and the data entry staff of schools and hospitals, so these four words are basically morphophonetic words, after the four sisters and brothers learned to say a self-introduction, these four special names have become a good tool and good label for them to quickly establish an impression among their classmates and teachers.

However, Tang Jiayi was not very satisfied with the introduction words designed by the children themselves, thinking that it was too thunderous and vulgar, and the most important thing was that the four little ones always "listened to their father's words" made her feel very unhappy.

However, even if she tried all her tricks, in front of a certain open-minded person, there was still no way to win more favor from the children, which was also a helpless thing, Atletico controlled his "mind-reading" ability very well, and kept it at the level of making the little ones feel that Dad "understands himself best", rather than going further into "Little tails, you have no secrets in front of me, oh hahahaha!"

This is a non-war crime, beyond the reach of manpower, unless Tang Jiayi uses the magic of heaven and earth to preach that "Daddy Ma is watching you", and because of this, the children's fear and resistance to no secrets, otherwise she will always be the losing side in this battle for family favor.

However, that is at least a few months later, and there is still a year before the four little ones open their mouths to call their parents, and when they say freely and fluently, "I am Ma Wei, my father told me that 'Huan' is an ancient women's music and dance troupe, and everyone says 'worth' when they see it", "I am Ma Fu, and my father told me that 'Fu' is the abbreviation of 'other party', like what is the Revolutionary Committee of the Democratic League, the Democratic Construction Peasants and Workers Zhi Gong Jiusan These are his party, and I plan to join his party in the future." Of course, I have to join the Young Pioneers first, but I am a good boy who has to wear five bars", "I am a horse, and I am causing trouble for everyone today", "I am a horse, and 'and' is parallel to each other, like this (the horse has two forearms together)", and it will take at least three or four years.

In fact, these four names did not exist in the minds of Atletico and Tang Jiayi at this time, and they didn't remember it until they needed to fill out the newborn birth declaration registration form.

Compared with these little troubles, what makes Tang Jiayi feel more concerned and awkward now is that after giving birth to them, she didn't see the faces of these four little guys for three days, which has also become a black history of Tang's mother.

The reason is very simple, at first there was no time, and then it was unnecessary.

Because it is quadruplets, quadruple complexity mode, so the doctors and midwives in the delivery room are very busy, plus the four little guys are underweight, and when the midwives clean and wrap the children, they will be sent to a temporary special room to sleep in the incubator, the little guy in his arms is worth billions, who dares to slack off?

So no one remembered and no one had time to hold the child to Tang Jiayi and let her take a look, she just heard the baby's cry four times, until the last born fourth biscuit was wrapped, Dr. Jiang remembered this stubble, but when he looked back, Tang Jiayi had fallen asleep because of excessive physical exertion.

After all, Dr. Jiang was well-informed and knew that she was just falling asleep, so he arranged for the nurse to wipe her sweat and change her clothes and then sent her to a special ward to rest. However, Tang Jiayi still didn't sleep for long this night, and woke up hungry in less than two hours, and after waking up, she wanted to get out of bed to see her four babies for a while, but was stopped by her mother Lu Wei.

Although Lu Wei will not stick to the old rules and let her daughter stay in bed honestly and confinement without brushing her teeth or washing her hair, she also quoted the doctor's advice to ask her daughter not to get out of bed and run around if she is fine, and to be careful of getting fat!

In fact, the room where the four little guys were located was not far at all, it was next door to Tang Jiayi, and it would take a few minutes to get out of bed and go over to see it, and the main reason why they didn't go to see it was because it was unnecessary.

The bee health center itself is just a physical examination center, and later it is only in the purchase of equipment, the introduction of professional nurses, the addition of medical tests, infusion injections and gauze and other functions, it itself does not have obstetrics and gynecology and pediatrics, she needs to use the rooms for this birth are specially rebuilt, the picture is that it can be more convenient to give birth on their own territory, and it is natural to put the delivery ward, the neonatal observation room, these rooms together.

In fact, with Tang Jiayi and Atletico Madrid's current identity and net worth, hospitals across the country and even the world can be picked at will, but they willfully chose the most time-consuming and laborious option, and it can only be said that being rich is so capricious, anyway, people spend their own money, and they don't occupy hospital beds, so no one can say anything.

On the one hand, I don't go to the hospital to protect my privacy, and on the other hand, I don't want to be hated and complained by ordinary people because of occupying beds. In addition to throwing money or throwing money to the Bee Health Center and asking them to buy equipment to renovate the room, Atletico also had to communicate with the local maternal and child health station on Ludao and the hospital in Guangcheng, the former mainly involves the issuance of birth medical certificates, and the latter is related to the "loan" of Dr. Jiang's team.

Fortunately, for the sake of the great man's face, the hospitals on both sides agreed, and even finally made a tripartite cooperation agreement, as for the results, the safe birth of the four little ones is the biggest achievement.

did not go abroad to give birth, not only because it was too troublesome to be pregnant and flying, but also because the Atletico couple had publicly promised not to give birth to a foreign baby. After the four little ones were born safely, Atletico Madrid immediately sent a scarf: "On December 30, 2013, at 13:21, Tang Jiayi gave birth to quadruplets in Ludao, and the mother and child were safe. What others do is what others do, we did what we said we wanted to do, [love] [kiss] Tang Jiayi. And quickly got a bunch of likes and comments.

However, to everyone's comments seeking the truth, Atletico Madrid just replied with a "Everyone knows that newborns are actually ugly, in order to prevent them from hating me when they grow up, don't put this black history on the Internet!"

The body proportions of newborns are different from those of ordinary people and even older babies, the head is big, the eyes are small, the eyes are squinting, the body is small, the belly is big, the neck is almost invisible, the skin is still wrinkled, dirty, green, yellow, these are actually normal, and the baby's body adapts to life in the air, it will become more and more beautiful.

As for the cute babies in film and television dramas and Meitu, most of them are babies who are at least six months old, which can be seen from the fact that they can sit or crawl.

Although Tang Jiayi had already learned about this knowledge during pregnancy training, when she woke up and couldn't wait to check the situation of her four babies through the screen of her mobile phone, she still inevitably blurted out, "Is it the wrong signal, whose monster little old man is this?"

After being reprimanded and criticized by Lu Wei, who was accompanying her at the bedside, she could only reluctantly admit that these four little guys were indeed the four pieces of meat that fell from her stomach, but she still inevitably sighed in disappointment and said, "My baby can't be so ugly!"

Speaking of which, this is also Atletico Madrid's "sin", and he blames him for giving her a "what does the baby do" app specially used to "peep" at the baby's movements and behaviors in the womb in order to prevent Tang Jiayi from suffering from depression during pregnancy. As a result, after watching the "live broadcast" for six months, watching them grow up little by little from the size of their fingers, Tang Jiayi has established a firm impression of the "appearance" of the four little guys of Sesame Cookies.

However, at that time, the detection belt wrapped around her waist had to consider safety after all, using a listening analysis technology similar to "passive sonar", which was naturally inferior to active ultrasonic detection equipment such as B ultrasound in terms of detection accuracy, and the four babies she saw were actually just 3DCG animations simulated by software from front to back.

Although the real B-ultrasound image data was referred to when making the animation, it was inevitable to lose a lot of details and beautify a lot of details, after watching such a picture for a long time, Tang Jiayi, a first-time mother, had an emotional reaction similar to that of a netizen meeting and seeing the light die, which is actually very normal, after all, the image of "good baby" in her mind is broken, or broken four at a time, and she doesn't learn Liu Bei to fall Liu Chan is already a very good way for her to restrain her emotions.

Of course, even if she wanted to fall, she didn't have a chance, the little ones were not in her arms, so she could only smash her phone angrily.

Although the mobile phone was dropped on the quilt and bounced, it did not cause any damage, and there was no irritating "pop" cracking sound, but after releasing a little bit of destructive desire, Tang Jiayi's frustration in her heart suddenly decreased a lot, and she no longer cared about the fact that she had four "ugly monsters".

However, Atletico Madrid, who was surfing the Internet in the next room, holding a video conference, and discussing the New Year's Day holiday and welfare arrangements, immediately received a "user feedback":

User Tang Jiayi: No matter what method you use, whether it's PS or VR, you must return the four cute babies to me, I don't want these four little old men!

So Tang Jiayi has another piece of black history, "Good daughter, your mother thought you were ugly back then, and she always wore VR glasses when she breastfed you!" Mobile phone users can please visit http://m.piaotian.net