Chapter 35: This One of Mine Is So Long

After coming out of the office, everyone's recess exercises have been completed, and when they return to the classroom, they will inevitably be ridiculed by the fat people. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, isn't this a child boss? Recently, he has been in and out of Li Bantou's office frequently, he cares about you enough, you tell the truth, is your family stuffing him with money, if not, I will ask my mother to stuff him too, so that he usually cares less about me" The fat man said cheaply. Wang Xin also followed: "Oh, no wonder you got the test right, did he miss the question for you in advance?" Qiao Lei beat his chest sadly: "This is a dirty society, I criticize you on behalf of Lu Xun"

Tong Yang ignored their ridicule, but said seriously: "Brothers, maybe one day you will see me on TV, don't be envious, jealous and hateful, buddy, I am such a low-key person." ”

"Wang Xin, what do you think?" "Fat man, there must be something strange about this matter" "What do you mean?"

Seeing the uninteresting appearance of the three of them, Tong Yang said proudly: "Hehe, someone from the TV station came to me and asked me to record the show, buddy, I'm thinking about whether to go."

As soon as these words come out, how can these three people believe it, you are just an ordinary student, what ability do you have to find you to do a show, and there must be a limit to lying, you are a god?

"The energy of this team is a bit big, even if you stuff the money, you won't be able to do an interview directly, right, do you have to give a lot of money? Or I'll stuff some and let me be on TV."

"Why are you looking for you, give you what you can, how do you get the first place in the interview interview?"

"Dirty society, dirty humanity, oh no, you're not a person, dirty you"

Seeing that they didn't believe it, Tong Yang explained: "I told you that I still don't believe it, do you remember the person who paid us yesterday?"

"The guy who bought the fruit platter at KTV?"

"What does it have to do with him when you're on TV?"

"KTV? Why don't I know?

The three of them gave him a pitiful look, saying that what you said was very right, I thought it was going to be evenly shared, so I didn't take you, who knew that someone had a treat.

"Okay, don't divert the topic, I'll tell you, this person is the event producer of Gucheng Dairy, and they sponsored Anyang TV and recommended me to be a contestant, what is it called Anyang Brain Challenge. ”

Qiao Lei, who was still worried about not taking him to play just now, seemed to remember something when he heard what Tong Yang said: "Oh, that's the show that Anyang TV has been previewing recently?

The other two looked at him like monsters: "Qiao Lei, you still watch Anyang TV at home on vacation, are you okay?" Tong Yang was immediately unhappy: "What do you mean? Anyang TV is not a TV station?" Qiao Lei also echoed: "That's it, I can't see other satellite TV at home, it's good to be able to watch Anyang TV." ”

The fat man and Wang Xin reacted at this time, they knew that Qiao Lei's family was poor, but they didn't expect it to be like this, just thinking about the problem from their own point of view, the two wanted to apologize to Qiao Lei, but looking at Tong Yang's meaning, the apology is not good, it is easy to make people feel angry, quickly change the topic, and lead the topic to Tong Yang: "Okay, it's a TV station, what kind of brain do you have?"

Tong Yang thought about it for a long time, only to realize that he didn't know anything about this program, so he could only say embarrassedly: "Well, this is not very clear." ”

"If you don't know, you start to blow it? Can it be done? Forget it, it's useless to ask you, Qiao Lei, you know a lot, you can talk about it. ”

"I'm just watching a trailer, saying that I want to gather all kinds of smart brains in Anyang, and then select the strongest person to participate in the provincial TV station on behalf of Anyang, it seems that the top three have bonuses. ”

Tong Yang's eyes immediately lit up: "Rich?

Qiao Lei looked at him: "Is it you participating or me participating, you ask me?"

"People don't know" Tong Yang's appearance was really spicy, and the three of them said in unison: "Get out!"

"I didn't say how much money I had, but I know the one from the provincial TV station, and I have to give one hundred and eighty thousand, and according to our TV station, it is estimated that there must be one eighteen thousand. ”

The fat man said with indifferent disdain on his face: "Isn't this a lot of money, forget it, don't go." ”

Wang Xin reminded: "You are stupid, the TV station can give you more money, isn't this money still paid by those sponsoring enterprises? Once you get the endorsement fee, the money doesn't come for a long time. ”

The thoughtful fat man nodded, "Xiyangyang, I'll be your agent." ”

Tong Yang pretended to be frightened: "Forget it, I'm afraid that my daughter-in-law will be slept with by the agent." ”

"Do you have a daughter-in-law?"

"I'm not afraid, if I have it, I'm afraid of you like this. ”

When the fat man heard it, he didn't turn around sadly, leaving only a huge ass for Tong Yang, Tong Yang always felt as if something was going to happen, but he didn't know what to do for a while. The fat man turned around and gestured with his hand: "This one of mine is so long", and the other three looked at the fat man's hand open, and no one understood what it meant. Tong Yang, who was about to open his mouth to ask, couldn't say a word because of a foul smell, he finally understood what the fat man meant by this, and when a fart could be measured by length. Seeing that the three of them were smelling like this by their own farts, the fat man opened his teeth and claws, and said to Wang Xin Qiao Lei: "I'm sorry, you are lying down with guns, how is it?

At this time, who dared to answer him, he could only cover his mouth and nose with both hands, the two behind couldn't stand it, and quickly got up and ran out of the door, Tong Yang also wanted to go out when he saw this, but the fat man had been blocking the exit, how easy it was to squeeze the fat man out of it, the fat man smiled: "I want to leave if I don't finish sucking?

Tong Yang completely surrendered: "Fat man, handsome, can you let me out?

"Why can't it?" the fat man tried to suck, "I think it's okay." ”

Holding his forehead with one hand and pinching his nose with the other, Tong Yang begged for mercy: "I'm really convinced, please." ”

"What's the hurry, I still have one, I estimate this is so long. ”

Looking at the length of the fat man's gesture, Tong Yang completely collapsed, jumped directly on the table, and ran out of the door from behind.

"Hey, why did you all run away? Just leave me here? Who do I give this fart to?" As soon as the fat man's words came out, the two girls in front of him also got up and hurriedly walked out, the fat man blushed suddenly, "Two, you won't go to the front, come back, come back." ”