Chapter 0136 Tear down the door and wall, and let the carriage in
More than half a month ago, in order to quickly recover his cultivation, Li Ji had been on the Ethereal Peak, and naturally passed by Huaming City. But at that time, he was hidden, and he just sneaked into the city to add something, and he didn't dare to make a noise.
When he left the Ethereal Peak, he had just made a big fuss at the bottom of the nameless valley, and naturally bypassed Huaming City.
I didn't expect that after only more than 20 days, I could swagger into the city.
Li Ji waved his big hand: "Reverse the carriage backwards, pour, pour, continue to pour backwards!"
One of the guards came over and said, "Chitose, if you go back, you will block the city gate!"
Li Ji rolled his eyelids: "I don't know that there is a volt after autumn, this moment is the most unbearable heat, do you want me to be exposed to the sun?"
All the guards raised their heads one after another, all with one thought: this day is as cloudy as a jug, where is the sun?...... But he didn't dare to refute it, so he had to do it.
"I'm afraid of the heat, aren't my brothers afraid?
Li Ji continued to command: "...... Stay in formation, all stand in line, one by one!"
The carriage was so wide that it was barely possible to enter the city, and there was not much left between the two sides of the carriage and the hole in the city gate, and it was blocked by the guards when they boarded.
Everyone can see that this imperial husband Chitose wants to make trouble!
Although these guards have no cultivation, they are all from the army, and they have been in battle for a long time, and the Canglong Empire has not fought in recent years, and their hands have long been itchy. I can't wait to fight.
Huaming City is a small city, although there are not many people in and out of the city, but the city gate is blocked, the flow of people can not be dredged, only a cup of tea, the city gate is surrounded by a flood.
The people of Huaming City naturally pointed their fingers and talked about it.
Li Ji poked his head out of the window of the car and said, "I waited here to escape the heat, but I didn't expect to stop everyone from walking! If there is an emergency, you can pass through the roof of my carriage." ”
He then ordered the guards to find a ladder and recline on the roof of the car. That means you can climb up the ladder and walk through the roof of the car.
Who would dare to step on the roof of the royal husband's carriage? That's really boring!
Indeed, a few men were in a hurry to get out of the city, and thought of getting under the carriage, but when they looked down, they saw that the six healthy horses, after a long journey, had just stopped, and were leisurely releasing filth.
By this time, a thick layer had been laid on the ground.
......
Zhang Feibiao and a capable old man hurried over with dozens of people in official uniforms.
Looking at the color of the old man's clothes, it is the history of Huaming's thorns.
According to the intelligence, this person's name is Yu Bufan, and he is an uncle of Yu Jin, the sect leader of the Ethereal Sword Sect.
The old man stood proudly in front of the carriage and said in a rough voice: "Huaming Thorn Shi will take his subordinates to greet the imperial husband!"
The accompanying officials did not dare to be so arrogant, but the boss did not kneel, but he did not dare to kneel to greet him without authorization, and all of them stood there hunched over, posing as respectful as possible, like a flock of prawns. How uncomfortable the posture should be, how uncomfortable it is.
Li Ji was searching his intestines and scraping his belly, thinking about how to find faults, and when he saw that this old guy was arrogant and had no courtesy, he almost laughed out loud.
Immediately coughed dryly: "Lord Zhang, I'm a little sleepy! Have we left the Canglong Realm and gone abroad?"
Zhang Feibiao hurriedly came to the carriage and replied: "Chitose is too worried." Huaming and its affiliated cities are still under the rule of the Canglong Empire. We're not out of the country!"
Li Ji let out a long sigh: "That means, my daughter-in-law's ass has just sat on the dragon chair, and it is not easy to speak?"
Zhang Feibiao was dumbfounded, called the empress "daughter-in-law", and mentioned the empress's ass...... But they are two people, and they speak a little more colloquially, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
At this time, in the corner of a teahouse not far from the carriage, a woman wearing a blood-red cloak, hearing Li Ji's words, immediately squirted out the tea in her mouth, and then laughed, so she had to hold her stomach hard.
In front of the carriage, Zhang Feibiao quickly sorted out his thoughts, and he must answer well, otherwise he will make a mistake in Zhengzhi! Zhengse said: "Her Majesty the Empress has become a martial artist, and she is a powerful person. The empress's decree is everywhere, worship in all directions, don't dare to disobey!"
"Ahh
The woman in the red cloak straightened up and laughed again. Immediately attracted the attention of the teahouse guys and guests. They could also hear what Li Ji said, but they didn't feel anything ridiculous!
Zhang Feibiao only knew at this time that Li Ji was going around and around, and it turned out that he was picking!
After thinking about it, this reason is right! The ceremony is customized, and the prescribed model welcome speech should be: "Huaming Thorn Shiyu is extraordinary, and the subordinates of the government officials greet the imperial husband Chitose Chitose Chitose......" After the mountain call, you can play freely to say anything, but the opening sentence must be said so!
Looking at the extraordinary welcome speech just now, not only did it not have a lot of beautiful and polite words, but the prescribed actions were not completed!
He didn't even report his own name!
In the face of a figure of the imperial husband's level, it is okay to only report his official position without adding his name, which is called "praise and worship". But it must be specially approved by the emperor.
Zhang Feibiao immediately said: "Please wait a while, let the officials go and reprimand!"
He walked up to Yu Bufan, and his voice sank: "Lord Yu!
Although Yu Bufan is a thorn in a small city, he has relied on his cultivation to be profound, backed by the big tree of the Ethereal Sword Sect, and has a very high seniority, and he has become arrogant over the years.
At this moment, listening to Zhang Feibiao's accentuated tone, he couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, although the kid in the carriage had an enmity with the sect, his current identity was different from the past. If you carry it in person, it will inevitably cause the dissatisfaction of the Canglong royal family.
hurriedly snorted: "The old man of Xiaguan is dizzy, I haven't seen the angel for too long, so I ignored it!"
Then, he said in a loud voice: "Huaming is extraordinary, and all the officials of Huaming greet the emperor's husband Chitose Chitose Chitose!"
After speaking, his legs were slightly bent, his knees were lightly touched on the ground, and he quickly stood up.
A big yawn came from the carriage, and Li Ji said lazily: "I am most annoyed by this kind of official style that is forced to talk and has no actual content!
Zhang Feibiao: "......"
Defenders: "......"
Yu Bufan gritted his teeth and screamed, don't let me catch the opportunity, or I'll kill you!
The carriage soon came to the door of the Assassin's Mansion, and according to Li Ji's rules, the carriage had to drive directly into the backyard.
However, Yu Bufan is a famous cultivator, paying attention to pure heart and few desires, far less than Weiyin Thorn Shi Ji Lizhong will enjoy, the main gate of the Thorn Shi Mansion is very small, and the carriage is too big. Can't get in at all.
Zhang Feibiao hurriedly asked: "Chitose, the carriage can't enter, look ......"
Li Ji's tone was flat: "Then stand here!"
There were more than 100 accompanying guards, nearly 100 officials, plus the soldiers of the Assassin's Mansion and the people watching the excitement, there were as many as five or six hundred.
The pestle is here......
So, there was a stalemate.
Yu Bufan's eyes flashed with a cold light, and he roared: "Tear down the gate and walls, and let the imperial husband's carriage enter!"
A group of soldiers immediately found pickaxes and other tools, demolished the gate of the Assassin's Mansion, and then pushed it to a small piece of the palace wall, and the carriage barely drove in.
When they arrived in the backyard, Zhang Feibiao, Yu Bufan and a group of officials thought that Li Ji would get off the bus.
Unexpectedly, this guy poked his head out of the car window with sleepy eyes, and pointed to the innermost room: "I want to live in that room!"
The carriage really had to drive over, the path in the courtyard was too narrow, and the dozen or so houses that passed along the way had to be demolished!
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