Chapter 570: Cute and honest deputy envoy of the Great Ming
Su Mo, the deputy envoy of the Great Ming Dynasty, has a strange beast, and the cry it makes will frighten the war horse, and this news has been obtained by Dayan Khan.
But knowing the news is knowing the news, but no one thought that in this case, the bear in the intelligence would bark no.
This cold suddenly came to his throat, and the beauty of that scene can be imagined. Sure enough, people turned their horses on their backs, the flags were crooked, and the horns and horns all blew out the sound of suona, which was called a festive and lively ......
Lord Yu Mian got up from the ground in embarrassment, and the clean official robe that he had easily changed into was gone, and he trembled like chaff.
"This ...... It's not like words, it's not like words, it's insulting, it's insulting!" the old man muttered with straight eyes and trembling hands.
Gu Heng was holding on to the side, just smiling bitterly. When the envoys of the two sides meet, there is really no one who can make such a fuss. It is said that this deputy envoy Su is bold and uninhibited, and he can be regarded as knowledgeable today. How does this end?
Dayan Khan was about to go crazy, if it weren't for the fact that he was a real horse with a thousand miles of horse, I am afraid that even he would not be spared this time. That little vertical man came out like this, it was clearly a demonstration.
But is this good in Lao Tzu's territory, why did he have the confidence to demonstrate with himself? Is this the little vertical man's own assertion, or the meaning of the Ming Emperor?
But you can't ask this, and you can't have an attack because of this. He can't be particular about a brute, if he really wants to use this accusation, he believes that the little scoundrel on the other side will definitely put the blame on the bear with an innocent face.
This point can be seen from the fact that the spy reported that he had extorted Timur's grain and grass with his son's life at that time, which shows the shamelessness of the other party.
"Oh, oops, it is said that the men on the grassland are the most hospitable and simple, and the Mongolian brothers are full of enthusiasm. I was so excited when we first met, really, tsk, I was so moved, so moved. β
Su Mo sighed with emotion on his face, and kept waving his hand around on the back of the rice ball. If the big-tailed bear at this moment is replaced with the background of an airplane, it is the style of a visiting national leader.
The Mongolian brothers were disgraced and looked at each other angrily, but Ambassador Su looked up and down at Dayan, who was pale, and looked around again, just when Dayan thought he was going to come forward to salute, he saw that he suddenly urged the big-tailed bear to go straight past him and go to the side, and he couldn't help but be stunned on the spot.
What kind of situation is this, ignoring or despising? Do you want to do such a desperate thing, could it be that this kid is here to make trouble? He won't be so arrogant, this is my royal court. Dayan was a little smecta.
"Oh, this must be Lord Qincha's envoy Yu Mian. Ahem, the deputy envoy of Xiaguan Qin, the son of Wuqing Shizi, Su Mo, has seen the adult. β
Just when Dayan was muttering in his heart, he found that Su Mo had seen the banner of the Ming Mission and went there to meet him first. Well, to be reasonable, that's not wrong. After all, the Ming envoy is the main body, and with the envoy of the embassy present, it is of course the work of the envoy to talk to him, the khan, but Su Mo's deputy envoy is not qualified, otherwise it will be a transgression.
But it's such a thing, and Li'er is also this Li'er, but why is it so awkward in people's hearts at this moment?
Dayan felt like he was about to suffocate his internal injuries.
As everyone knows, he is uncomfortable, and Yu Mian is even more injured by adults. is a little erection, he will see a courtesy, but for Mao, he shouted at Gu Heng to give a salute to an adult, but he didn't see him from time to time?
Gu Heng was also shocked, and hurriedly dodged to the side, swinging his hands one by one. Depressed, I didn't offend him, why did I hurt me so much? If Su Meng was wrong, then he was really a deceit. At least, this official uniform and hat should not be indistinguishable.
In front of so many people, especially the Mongols, ignoring the envoy, but giving a salute to a staff member around the envoy, pretending to admit the wrong person, this is a slap in the face and humiliation of Chi Guoguo.
This kind of humiliation is that Lord Yu knows that he doesn't care about his responsibility, and he is afraid that he will have a pimple in his heart. depressed for a day, I am not wronged.
peeked at it, and sure enough, he saw that Yu Mian's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and he didn't even look at himself. I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart immediately, and the last trace of guilt was gone.
"Deputy Envoy Su, you ...... Alas, this is the one who is making the right man. The villain is just an official next to the adult, how dare he be the deputy envoy of the adult?" Giving way to Yu Mian, he introduced Su Mo bitterly.
"Ahh......h Uh, no, this old man is Lord Yu? cough cough, oops, it is really kind and kind, and at first glance it is not the momentum of a layman. What, Lord Yu, Xia Guan Su Mo is polite. β
Deputy Envoy Su was stunned, but then his face was full of admiration, as if he had seen a god and Buddha, smiling with a wrinkled face, like a dog's tail flower, and a series of words poured out.
Chang Zhen, who was following him, tensed all over, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, gritting his teeth and whispering to the fat man next to him: "Fat master, boss, this is too fake." β
The fat man remained silent, his head did not move his neck or turn, and he closed his mouth and replied in a low voice from between his lips: "This is where it is, study hard." β
Where else is this? Chang Zhen's eyes were about to fall out, and suddenly the mountains rose up.
Over there, Yu Mian is not laughing or laughing, this occasion is not the place to solve the problem. Su Mo, a deputy envoy who doesn't know how to learn, can pretend to be crazy and stupid, but he, the envoy, can't.
"Deputy Envoy Su, you should greet the Mongol Khan first, don't lose the country!" Yu Mian gritted his teeth and reminded in a hateful whisper.
"Ah, the Mongol Khan, why did the Khan come too? Alas, I'll go, it's not right, how is it possible. I'm just a small deputy envoy, how can I be worthy of the Khan's personal greeting? If you're mistaken, you must be mistaken. Ha, I know, Lord Yu, are you joking with me, ha, Lord Yu, you are so cute. β
Can...... Love ......?!Yu Mian almost fainted, trembling lips and unable to speak.
Gu Heng saw that this posture was not right, where could he still take care of it, stepped forward and quietly grabbed Su Mo, pulled him around and turned to the wooden Dayan Khan and a Mongolian prince over there, and said in a low voice: "Deputy Envoy Su, don't play tricks, state affairs are important." β
He could see it at this moment, this kid was clearly deliberate. It seems to be a foolish and playful act, but it is actually to seek justice for the fate of the Ming Mission.
Didn't you Dayan Khan treat me coldly to the Ming Mission? Then I will pretend to be confused and treat you coldly now. Anyway, nominally speaking, he Su Mo is just a deputy envoy, and he is young, whether from an official point of view or personal knowledge, no one can say anything if he has a misunderstanding.
Don't you see that he even admits his own immediate boss and the chief envoy of his own country? A young man who even admits the wrong thing to his own country's clansmen and immediate superiors, can you be harsh on him for not recognizing a lord of another country whom he has never met?
Not to mention, didn't you listen to what he just said, he is just a deputy envoy, and according to the specifications, he should never be greeted by the Mongol Khan in person. Even if he is replaced by a regular envoy, he may not be able to enjoy this kind of treatment, and of course it is even more impossible for him to be a small deputy envoy.
There is nothing wrong with this statement, but isn't there an exception and peculiarity in this matter? You have the audacity to destroy 20,000 people's troops, and to arrest the two sons of the Khans and a general, who can still treat you as a deputy envoy according to normal procedures? This is completely a fool and a scoundrel.
Although Gu Heng was a little frightened by this kind of red fruit retaliation, there was always a kind of warm warmth in his heart. This made him feel a kind of wanderer who was alone, and after being wronged, he finally found the feeling of relying on his relatives.
And apparently, this feeling is not only for him, but for everyone in the mission. One only had to look at the eager eyes of the rest of the mission looking at Su Mo at this moment.
But it's a good feeling, but it's also a good feeling. Don't you see that Dayan Khan and all the Mongolian princes over there are about to go berserk? If Lord Su can support them and seek justice, they also have to look for Lord Su Xiao, and they can't cause trouble for him.
Therefore, he hurriedly stood up and hinted that Su Mo was almost on fire.
Su Mo squinted and looked at him deeply, and when the two looked at each other, they quickly understood the meaning from each other's eyes.
Su Mo grinned, and suddenly looked around, as if he had really just discovered the Dayan Khan over there, and shouted in a fake voice: "Oh, yes, that one over there, yes, who is that tall and mighty, majestic face.....? Ahem, no, is it His Royal Highness King Batu Munk Khan, the king of Mongolia who attaches equal importance to wisdom and bravery?"
Well, Gu Heng admitted, he really wanted to vomit at the moment. This Nima is too naked, too disgusting, don't be ethical at all, don't have a lower limit? Deputy Envoy Su, you are also a famous Ming genius, a Confucian protΓ©gΓ©, is it really good to flatter the Mongols in such a shameless way?
Others don't know if it's good or not, but apparently Dayan Khan and the Mongol princes think it's good.
As Su Mo uttered a series of words, Dayan Khan's original gloomy face gradually became more and more relaxed, and his head was raised higher and higher, and in the end, it was already completely at an angle of four or five degrees, and his nostrils were facing the sky. Not to mention, that big mouth is almost behind the base of the ear.
What Gu Heng and the other Ming soldiers didn't know was that Su Mo's statement was really not an unbounded flattery, but was really a grammatical sentence usually used by Westerners.
Unlike the Orientals, who are subtle and humble, the Westerners are more straightforward and exaggerated. Undoubtedly, the Mongolian brothers, whose region is closer to the West, are obviously very happy with this set.
This deputy envoy of the Ming Dynasty, named Su Mo, seems to be much more sincere and cute than those Ming people. Including Dayan Khan, all the Mongolian princes and ministers invariably had the same thought in their hearts at this moment.