Chapter 003: I actually defecated in the woods

Song Hai wanted to dodge, but his body was too weak, the key was that the beauty opposite was obviously a martial artist.

"Bang!"

Yang Mengya kicked Song Hai upside down and overturned two heels.

"Bastard, the old lady cut your tongue. Yang Mengya said, and was about to pounce on Song Hai again.

"Okay, Mengya, don't be rude to the masters!" Yang Huaishan hurriedly said.

Yang Mengya was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing, "Grandpa, is he still a tall person? Is he tall or a good kung fu master? Can a master be kicked by me and eat?"

Song Hai got up from the ground, he glared at Yang Mengya, and walked towards the forest not far away depressedly.

Wait, little girl!

Lao Tzu's kindness is not reciprocated.

Song Hai was very helpless, he reached the depths of the forest, and immediately sat down cross-legged, ready to cultivate.

Yang Mengya pursed the corners of her mouth proudly, and she said to Yang Huaishan: "Grandpa, you are really old now." Any little liar will make you stunned. Fortunately, you won't use Alipay WeChat or anything, otherwise those telecom frauds will casually deceive our old Yang family's billions of property. ”

Yang Huaishan laughed, "Go and go, even grandpa dares to laugh." However, that kid, he can see at a glance that I have old injuries, and he also knows that I am practicing the Fierce Technique, which is ...... It's really weird. ”

Yang Mengya rubbed her pretty nose and said, "This is the cleverness of a liar, grandpa, you can be a little more attentive, I really don't know how you led our old Yang family to rise." ”

Song Hai sat down, he stared ahead, the morning sun was rising, driving thousands of purple qi.

"Which kind of exercise should I choose to cultivate?" Song Hai hesitated a little.

Before, Song Hai's soul crossed into the spiritual desolation realm, and he was possessed by a prince with a noble status, and later he joined the Tang family, a super family, and became a son-in-law, so he got more resources.

Whether it was when he was a prince or after he became an uncle in the Tang family, Song Hai could easily get in touch with a lot of good exercises, and now it is really difficult to choose a kind of cultivation.

"By the way, last time, in the Dusk Ancient Battlefield, I was lucky enough to get a copy of "Swallowing Yuan Jue", I didn't have the opportunity to cultivate from scratch in my last life, but I can try it this time. The ancient battlefield of dusk is said to be the place where the ancient gods of the flood wilderness fought, and the exercises left there should be very good. ”

Song Hai had a decision in his heart.

He recalled the content of the Yuan Swallowing Technique for a moment, and then frowned.

"This Nima is a foodie exercise, does it rely on the exercise to devour and extract all kinds of energy? Song Hai smiled helplessly, and then, he began to breathe and breathe, forcibly mobilizing the breath in his body.

Monks, no matter what kind of exercises they practice, must go through the aura quenching body, which is called the quenching body realm!

After the quenching stage, there is the Pidan realm, which is to use the aura to open up the dantian.

After the Bidan Realm is the Zhou Tian Realm, where the aura can circulate around the body and stretch endlessly.

Then there is the Enlightenment Realm, and only when you reach the Enlightenment Realm can you become a true monk.

The martial artists on the earth are generally just quenching the body realm.

Song Hai didn't practice step by step, he wanted to enter the Pidan realm directly. After all, Song Hai had been cultivating for three hundred years, and he was already extremely proficient in the direction of the body's meridians, the characteristics of the dantian, and the control of the breath!

Only after ordinary people have experienced the quenching of the body, the tenacity of the meridians, and the proficiency of the internal qi, can they better control the internal qi and open up the dantian.

However, Song Hai didn't need it.

"Hoo ......"

Song Hai devoured the sky, and directly opened his mouth, facing thousands of purple qi in front of him, and sucked it up.

Heaven Swallowing Decision was not easy to cultivate, but Song Hai had three hundred years of experience, and it was easy to master the technique at this moment.

The surrounding morning sun purple qi surged towards Song Hai's body.

These breaths are several grades lower than the real aura, but for Song Hai, they are enough!

Song Hai violently mobilized his breath, and then forced those breaths to form a whirlpool, and rushed directly towards the dantian along the eight veins of the Qi Jing in his body.

"Whew!"

It was like thousands of silver needles piercing into the dantian at the same time.

Song Hai was in pain, and all of a sudden, the muscles of his whole body trembled.

The brain instantly seemed to die, and the pain was numb.

If it were an ordinary person, he would have fainted immediately at this moment.

Fortunately, Song Hai's soul was strong, and he endured the pain and continued to persevere.

The breath in the body of "Boom ......" once again turned into countless whirlpools, surging towards the dantian.

"Poof!"

It's as if an eggshell has suddenly cracked.

Then, Song Hai's dantian was opened up, and at the same time, countless internal qi surged towards the dantian.

"Ahh

His body, at this moment, is like a huge black hole whirlpool, the crazy whale swallows the surrounding purple qi of the rising sun, absorbs the energy of heaven and earth, and those energies turn into internal qi and enter the dantian, and at the same time, it is also refining every meridian and every cell of Song Hai's body!

On the surface of Song Hai's body, dense blood directly emerged, exuding a fishy smell that made people want to vomit.

This is washing the tendons and cutting the marrow.

The whole process was very painful, but it also allowed Song Hai to grow like a reborn in a short period of time!

On the hillside.

Yang Mengya was sitting cross-legged under the old pine tree, breathing.

Suddenly, she sighed, opened her eyes, and looked at the mountains and forests not far away.

In that part of the mountain forest, a cloud of colored mist appeared, as if the surrounding water vapor was gathering towards that place.

"What's going on?" Yang Mengya jumped up, and she walked towards the side of the mountain forest.

When she arrived in the forest, Yang Mengya found that Song Hai's liar was sitting on the ground with a painful face.

The point is, it's stinking and smelly around, like a.

"Hey, little liar, what are you doing! How can you poop here! Do you have a sense of public morality!" Yang Mengya covered her little nose depressedly.

Song Hai's face was in pain, he was now in the final stage of washing his muscles and marrow, and he couldn't speak.

Yang Mengya was angry, she covered her nose with her sleeves angrily, and walked towards Song Hai, "What about you, you...... Damn, what is your expression, are you constipated? How do you feel like you've just crawled out of a manure pit? You don't really fall into a manure pit. ”

Song Hai didn't bother to pay attention to this woman.

Finally.

The pain stopped.

The dantian is filled with internal qi, and at the same time, the meridian cells of the body are also completely nourished and tempered by internal qi. In other words, now Song Hai is officially a martial artist in the Pidan Realm!

After the pain, a feeling of extreme strength and refreshment instantly spread throughout the body.

"It's so cool!" Song Hai closed his eyes.

"You're a dead pervert! Sure enough, you're pooping, and you're constipated!"

Yang Mengya is now completely determined, looking at Song Hai's cool expression now, it is obviously the coolness that only after the constipation patient has solved the problem.

Song Hai opened his eyes and looked at Yang Mengya whitely, "I'm a pervert, you're even more perverted!" Knowing that I was defecating, I still stood aside and watched. ”

"You, you little liar, big pervert, looking for death!" Yang Mengya kicked Song Hai's shoulder angrily.

She came here to see why a rainbow mist was formed here, but she didn't expect to be called a pervert by Song Hai, of course she couldn't bear it.

What's more, Song Hai is still defecating in the forest, and this bastard must be taught a lesson.

As soon as Song Hai lifted it away, he directly held Yang Mengya's feet, and then, he took advantage of the situation to sweep his legs.

Boom.

Yang Mengya fell to the ground.

"Dead pervert, you can make two moves!" Yang Mengya jumped up, and then, like a whirlwind, the whole person rushed towards Song Hai.

Drill heart boxing, flirt with yin feet, gossip footwork relies on landslides.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger.

However, Yang Mengya suddenly found that she hadn't even touched the corner of Song Hai's clothes.

The corners of Song Hai's mouth smiled, and his arms suddenly hooked, directly locking Yang Mengya's chest and hugging him.

Yang Mengya struggled hard, but her strength couldn't shake Song Hai by half a point.

"You...... You let go of me! You fucking pervert, you ...... How is it possible!" Yang Mengya was about to collapse, obviously half an hour ago, she could still kick Song Hai away.

Why now, under Song Hai's hands, he doesn't even have the power to resist?!

Song Hai smiled, "Miss, don't struggle anymore, otherwise I will be a little unable to hold back." ”

After all, now that her arms were locked on Yang Mengya's chest, Song Hai's hand could only be pressed on her heart.

Yang Mengya's face turned red and she gritted her teeth angrily, "You let go of me, stinky rascal!"