Four hundred and eighteen drunk
When it comes to drinking, there is absolutely no reason to give up. For Hu Dafa, he must make persistent efforts to pursue the victory. all teach us: it is advisable to chase the poor bravely, and not to sell the name of the overlord. If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life.
"You, can you still stand up?" said Hu Dafa slurred.
"No, I'm ---- no problem!" Qiu Dalong smiled unconsciously, "You kid tricks me, you, let me stand up, if I fall, you win! Hehe, you think beautiful! You and I, stand up together! See which of us stands up first!"
Unexpectedly, the drunkard's brain is also quite clear, especially in the matter of drinking, he is not stupid at all, but the more he drinks, the smarter he becomes.
"Okay! I'll count one, two, three!" Hu Dafa stretched out his fingers, reading the number, three after one, both of them were brewing at the table, like a patient who has undergone lower limb surgery, installed a prosthetic leg, or a hemiparalysis recovery period, and has been recuperating for three months, has forgotten the taste of standing and walking, and wants to stand, afraid of falling, not standing, and can't.
Finally, the two men stood up straight almost at the same time, and the process took half a minute. After standing up, Hu Dafa already felt dizzy, his body was not his own, and he pressed the fluttering feeling, but it had no effect at all.
Which is the front and back, which is the door and window, which is the gold and silver mines, which is the Qiu brothers, they have long been dizzy. Just like entering a disco for the first time, looking at the dazzling neon signs, and not getting used to the feeling of the world spinning, staring at the lights seriously, there is only one consequence, that is, ---- vomit!
Hu Da found that the feeling was the same, and if he didn't sit down, he really couldn't hide the wine and food in his stomach. For the first time in my life, I drank so much wine, and I really don't know if my liver and stomach will protest, is this a fight for alcohol? This is how two men use their physical health to fight hard!
"Quack!" the two people shriveled in their chairs at the same time, if the chair did not have a back, it was really possible to divide the winner, and the two people would fall to the ground and kiss the motherland.
"Let's take a break!" Qiu Biao handed over the cigarette in a timely manner, watching the two brothers gambling and drinking, it was really thrilling, but he didn't dare to leave his post without permission, in case of a violent reaction, he really had to be sent to the hospital immediately!
Wine is a good thing, and when you are in a good mood, with a little wine, a pleasant exchange between friends is also a beautiful thing in life. But it's best to drink less alcohol, the sadness on the wine table, drinking injuries, drinking accidents, and even burying a lifetime, it is not uncommon, the originally pleasant atmosphere is completely disrupted by alcohol, and the future life has to be your own!
"Da Long! Do you admit defeat?" Agitation, you have to continue to agitate, whether it is Sun Tzu's Art of War or the Thirty-six Strategies, dealing with Qiu Dalong is to excite the generals. Hu Dafa finally found his mouth, stuffed the cigarette between his lips, and took a puff gently.
"Lose, you have to call me uncle! My uncle, it's impossible!" Qiu Dalong found that he couldn't take wine at will, because if he went down to the cat's waist, it was really possible that his mouth would not be able to seal the alcohol in his stomach. "Biaozi, get ---- wine!
"Still drink! Three bottles per person! Otherwise, it's a tie? Let's find something else to compare with this wine in the future! I'm scared of this drink!" Qiu Biao looked at the two brothers, his face was the same color as pig's liver, and he was really a little worried in his heart, they were all friends, they were all brothers, for who could speak better in the future, this was really a competition!
But this method is not worth promoting! The final result is that the winery is the happiest!
"Drink!"
"Drink!" the two of them replied in unison! The cigarette butt was thrown away, and he took the wine bottle handed over by Qiu Biao, and almost threw it out directly, and the wine bottle was scratched on the table for a while before he found a way to make the wine bottle stand firm.
Taking advantage of the fact that he still had some strength, Hu Dafa directly stole most of the wine under the cover of being drunk, and when he looked at Qiu Dalong again, he was already lying on the table unconscious!
"Drink, go on...... Drink!" the voice faded away, and finally I couldn't hear it!
"Drink, drink a fart! You sit up straight! I ---- win!" Hu Da danced his arms and made a victory gesture, but found that his brain was completely unable to control the actions of all parts of his body, and his brain turned slower and slower, and finally he was paralyzed on the chair with Qiu Dalong.
"Brother, are you okay?" After lying on his stomach for ten minutes, Qiu Biao felt that he was not very good, for fear that something would happen to him! But I heard a thin snoring!
It's so leisurely to drink and sleep, but others are worried about you!
"Dafa, are you okay? Why don't you go to my house and sleep for a while!"
"It's okay! I'll just lie down for a while!" Hu Dafa changed his posture and continued to sleep!
Qiu Biao himself drank a lot, thinking about how to serve the two of them, and after thinking for a long time, he stood up, took out the tea leaves, made a large pot of strong tea, and dried it there.
If you hurt the enemy by 1,000 and lose 800 yourself, and you win by gambling and drinking, there will be no winner.
I don't know how long I was lying on my stomach, but when I felt that my body was a little awkward, Hu Dafa woke up in a daze, looked across the table, Qiu Dalong was no longer there, and after looking for a long time, I saw this god of wine lying on the sofa next to him, sleeping, such a big man, I really don't know how Qiu Biao moved him over.
Looking for Qiu Biao again, he is no longer in this room, I want to go back to his room to sleep! I raised my hand to look at my phone, it was already past twelve o'clock, and there were several missed calls on it, all of which were from Sister Hua.
What is Sister Hua looking for me? Is there anything important? After drinking two bowls of strong tea, the anxiety in my heart slowly sank, and I really wanted to drink a thermos of water at once, so as to quench my thirst.
Hu Dafa glanced at Qiu Dalong, he wanted to add some more hot water to the teapot, but after the cat waisted twice, he still couldn't control his body balance, forget it!
After sitting for a few minutes, Hu Dafa finally decided that it was appropriate to go back to his home, he drank too much wine today, and he really didn't know if he would vomit it. Spit outside, it's okay to say, after all, Qiu Dalong doesn't know, it would be good if Qiu Biao proved that he was the final winner. If you spit in his house, it's hard to say, he caught the pigtails, and he should not admit it afterwards.
After thinking about it, Hu Dafa still had to go, brewed for a long time, held the table with both hands, kept his feet firmly on the ground, and slowly stood up after mastering the absolute balance. It turns out that standing can be so troublesome, friends who can stand and walk upright, you must cherish it!