Chapter 16: Rising Again
Gu Mu has been very unhappy recently, although he is a "unhappy" himself, anything can make him unhappy, but staying in class 5 makes him more and more unhappy, the previous unhappiness mainly comes from two aspects, one is because Xue Yiyun has sent him countless good person cards, and the other is Liang Shenyue's gang of dead houses. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
And now what makes him most unhappy has become the new transfer student - Su Jibei.
Handsome, tall, and popular, all the girls in the class are his fan sisters except for Xue Yiyun, and a group of dead houses quickly became dead friends who don't talk about anything, but the only thing is that they don't have any intersection with people on their own mountain, what is this called, this is called not putting you in your eyes!
Before Su Ji came north, Gu Mu was the class grass of class 5, and his grades were second only to the Big Three, although he was a little notorious, but he was also a popular existence among girls, Zhu Yizhi, Zhang Xueya or something, who didn't have eyebrows and flirtatious, who didn't hand over some secret notes with ulterior motives.
Gu Mu will also write the kind of sentence that "a girl pretends to be happy, but she is afraid that the most beloved boy will find her sad", or "I tilt my face at a forty-five degree angle, hide in the sun on the roof, and miss a person who stands on the way and stands on the way out, and makes me worry" This kind of sentence that everyone loves for girls, is also a talent among girls, in addition to being issued a good person card by Xue Yiyun, there is really a feeling that the whole class of girls are under my control.
However, since Su Jibei came, everything has changed.
Zhu Yizhi and Zhang Xueya, these Yan Kong, threw notes to Su Jibei's seat one by one, and he was really patient to go back one by one, and the other girls were too, all kinds of questions to find Su Jibei to do problems together after class, talk about the second dimension, and be excited to do a job with him for several days, many girls entered the house in order to have a common topic with Su Jibei, and it can be regarded as falling into the trap of Liang Shenyue at the beginning.
And the huge class 5, he has been here for so many days, and he didn't say a word to Gu Mu's gang.
So Gu Mu naturally exploded.
"Brother Mu, let's teach those dead houses a lesson?" Mencius Ke's family inheritance is very good at reading people's faces.
"It's all dead houses over there, and you want to teach all the lessons in the past??" Cao Dechuan, who is one meter and nine meters tall, doubted.
"Lesson? Where is the lesson this time? Is it in the class or on the street?" Gu Mu got angry when he heard this, "You don't think I have much to do, right? The family has been pressing on me for the last time and didn't tell my father! If he knew which of you could afford it!"
"That's... Just look at this group of dead houses, and see the newcomer jumping there?"
"He won't be able to jump for long!" Gu Mu suddenly smiled, quite handsome, "Can you use some brains!"
"What does Brother Mu mean?" the two were confused.
"I heard today that the student union is checking the club before the big exam, and you immediately wrote a dissolution application as Liang Shenyue, the president of the animation club, and said that Class 5 was going to be disbanded, and even the teachers were to be included in the logistics department, and there was no longer ......any meaning in existing."
"Yes...... This lie was debunked when I saw it......"
"Don't forget. On duty in the student union today is Vice President Song Ling......"
The two of them instantly understood that this vice president Song Ling had a common enmity with the dead house.
Meng Zike and Cao Dechuan laughed, and Qi Kua Gu Mu was unparalleled.
In the afternoon, when it was club time after school, the liberal arts class was always on duty for boys, Su Jibei and Liang Shenyue were on duty today, and the two of them were late to the activity room together after finishing the hygiene in the class.
Before I entered the house, I saw that the door of the activity room was full of people, and it seemed that something was wrong.
"Impossible! Lao Liang, he is a columbarium! He will never write such a thing! This is fake! Fake! We will not leave!" As soon as he heard it, it was Fang Zige's voice.
"I don't care!! this club must be closed for me today!! you have to leave if you don't leave!!" The other was an almost hysterical female voice.
Liang Shenyue's face instantly changed when she heard this voice: "It's over, it's over, it's over, how did she get here!"
I saw that the dead house of the animation club and the student union cadres led by Song Ling, the swaggering vice president of the student union, were tense and the smell of gunpowder was permeating, so I almost started directly.
"President, President, you came just in time!" The members under the leadership of Yang Ming were so excited that they threw a list over, "The people in the student union are really shameless, saying that you wrote it, and you want us to dissolve the animation club!"
Su Jibei and Liang Shenyue looked at it at the same time, and it turned out to be an application for dissolution, and it was signed by President Liang Shenyue.
Who did it?
"Vice-President, I definitely didn't write it! Someone impersonated ......."
"I don't care who impostors!! in short, there shouldn't be such a filthy and shameful club in the Flying Bird Academy! Look at your house!!The miasma of smoke! Those toys in the cabinet! Clothes are not covered! Those books! Paintings! are all vulgar and shameless things!" Song Ling grabbed a figure and was about to smash it out.
"You said I could! Don't touch my wife!" Yang Ming swooped over and grabbed the limited-edition Asuka swimsuit figure that was almost thrown out by Song Ling.
"Vice-President, these things are not what you think! We're just ......"
"Shut up!" Song Ling was almost crazy, "If you don't leave, I'll let the Discipline Team smash it all!"
The discipline team was made up of tall muscular men from the sports team, and the strong men began to pick up riot sticks and come over, surrounding the emaciated dead house.
After a few seconds of silence, the dead house finally compromised, they began to organize their figures, comics, and peripherals with red eyes, listening to the muttering of "The dead house is disgusting" from time to time in the crowd over there, and they were resentful but helpless to leave this last piece of Taoyuan Township.
For so many years, hiding in Tibet, hiding and hiding, sneering and ridiculing everywhere, like a rat crossing the street, I have long been used to it, and now... It's just a return to square one.
Liang Shenyue's tears almost came out, I thought that after the 5th shift was abolished, I could leave everyone a happy land, but now, ...... Mom...... What am I going to do?
Although I don't know who is behind the trouble, this variable may be able to be used-
Su Jibei had been silent before this, and finally walked out at this time.
"Vice President Song Ling, may I ask which song clause in the Asuka School Code you forcibly disbanded the animation club based on?"
"That's a good question! I'll let you die! Article 7, Paragraph 12! The school encourages all forms of hobby groups and club activities, but the content must be healthy, positive, and positive! Unhealthy clubs are resolutely banned!" Song Ling found out that there was a boy in this group of dead houses whose painting style was completely different from these people, and his first impression was quite good.
"Wait, who are you?"
"Su Jibei, Class 5 of the first year of high school, is one of the members of the animation club. Su Jibei smiled, and Song Ling felt his heart pounding.
"Dare to ask Vice President Song Ling, why is our animation club not positive, how is it unhealthy?"
"Where do these unclothed toys and books with vulgar content come from!"
"You don't know that. The two-dimensional culture has always had two branches, the surface world and the inner world, the inner world is the world of adults, we don't have it here, skip it for the time being. ”
"And the deterioration of the drama in the world in recent years is our research topic.,Our animation club is studying with a critical eye.,It's precisely to create and guide a good atmosphere in the school.,And it's just a small part of the animation culture.,It's like TV and movies have a grading system.,You can't look at these things with pride and prejudice in a partial way......"
"Garbage! It's all garbage! What a small part! What the hell is two-dimensional! Isn't it just a cartoon! I think you just watched these vulgar cartoons in District 11 and got poisoned! A group of disgusting otaku! If you don't work hard in reality, you fantasize all day long! It's disgusting to see how useless you look!"
Su Jibei was a little angry, not because of Song Ling, but because these dead houses let her insult, but no one dared to refute, and no one dared to say the word "no".
Liang Shenyue, as the president, also blushed, and wanted to say something, but hesitated for a long time and finally held back.
Su Jibei sighed in his heart.
"Vice President Song, haven't you seen all this so-called garbage in your mouth once?" Su Jibei retorted.
"No! I don't think anyone in their right mind will go to see it!" Song Ling was resolute.
"Look at these anime-" Su Jibei casually took out a large number of sports comics such as "Slam Dunk", "Prince of Tennis", and "Volleyball Boy" from the bookcase, and then pointed to the limited edition bracers of "Slam Dunk" on Song Ling's wrist and said, "Do you dare to say that you haven't seen them all? Do you dare to say that no one in their right mind will watch them? If this is also vulgar, shouldn't the sports clubs in the school also be disbanded!"
"Sophistry! This is just some fantasy! Have you ever really exercised after reading these things? Have you ever sweated a drop? Have you ever fought the sports field? What have a bunch of incompetent dead houses done besides being locked up in the house as keyboard warriors! Dare you tell me about sports! Are you worthy?"
Good, hooked. Su Jibei smiled secretly.
"Why don't I dare to talk about sports? Our club has a wide range of interests, because of the study of various animations, and all kinds of sports, although not to say proficient in everything, but it must be better than you vice president and your student union, right?"
As soon as he said this, everyone in the animation club looked at each other, and everyone on the student council side laughed.
"Su Xi, you, you, you, you pig! Are you crazy?" Liang Shenyue went to pull Su Jibei, "Who do you think Song Ling is! She is a former table tennis player! The sports top in the school park! If it weren't for that incident back then, she is still in the Imperial Sports Academy, what kind of trouble would you make with her compared to sports!"
"It's late!" Song Ling smiled, "That's it! Didn't you say that you love the house and Wu because of the expo anime, and are proficient in sports? Why don't we compare it, I won't bully the weak physical condition of your dead house, just compare the national ball of the empire table tennis——
"If you can win, I'll let the animation club continue to open and never ask about the animation club again, but if you lose, then don't blame me, the animation club will be disbanded immediately today! And - next week's big exam meeting, all the animation club members will be reviewed according to my request in front of the whole school!"
"Okay! that's what I want!" Su Jibei immediately agreed, regardless of the others' full dissuasion.
"You're so confident, you're very good at ping pong?" asked the crowd around him.
"Not really. Su Jibei said truthfully.
All the members of the animation club fell to the ground.
The people of both sides immediately gathered in the stadium, in front of the table tennis table.
"One-on-one, best-of-three. 11 balls. No objection. The referee will be your president Liang Shenyue, who is fair, just and open, so that you guys who have lived in your own boring fantasies all your life are convinced. Song Ling said coldly.
"There is no objection. Su Jibei said with a smile.
"Su Xi, Su Xi, Su Xi, Su Xi! You said that your brain is in water! You can't play ball, and you still have to play with her! If it's a big deal, we can still play together, and it's not a big deal! You have to agree to the game! This is to give her a face to smoke!" Liang Shenyue said hurriedly, "Just a few of us, you don't know, it's okay to play table tennis, it's okay to play table tennis, and if you really play the game, it's a gift for people's heads......"
"Lao Liang, why don't we quickly apologize to the student union and move our things back immediately?" Fang Zige and Yang Ming proposed.
Su Jibei motioned to the two of them to stop talking.
The death of his senior brother Li Yuebai the day before yesterday touched him a lot, and he had long wanted to say something to these dead people living in a peaceful era.
Su Jibei took a deep breath:
"I don't watch as much as you on anime.,I don't know as much about the two-dimensional culture.,Each of you has qualifications there.,In your words,,I'm just a newcomer.,But in terms of the degree of liking,,I'm by no means less than any of you.。 Su Jibei said solemnly.
"But what I have always been very incomprehensible is why the Empire's martial spirit has declined so much!"
The anime club was stunned.
Su Jibei jumped lightly, jumped on the table tennis table, and said to all the dead houses in the animation club:
"Is it a shame to like anime? Are people who love the second dimension bad? Are those who discriminate against the dead house and have prejudices against the second dimension culture superior to others? Is it absolutely wrong to disagree with anything they disagree with!"
"Of course not! Since you are not, why do you have to hide and shrink your heads and lick each other's wounds in the corner like a few injured! Complain, complain, complain, and pass?"
"All the hot-blooded comics you watched were in vain? I would only sit in front of the computer and the desk and laugh and scold those protagonists for being unproductive! I was so angry! I was too aggrieved! In the end, in reality, things happened to me, and I didn't even dare to let go of my fart! Is this your love for the second dimension!"
"Haven't you watched "The Tale of the Twelve Kingdoms" so many times, and don't everyone recite all the lines backwards - 'Man is not anyone's slave, not born to be a slave. Even if you are oppressed, you will not give in, even if you encounter disasters, you will not be discouraged, you can correct injustice without fear, and you will not give in to the beast. I hope that the people of Gyeongguo will become such free and uninhibited people, and become unique monarchs who rule their own territory!"
"Two-dimensional beings only exist in dreams? Yes, if you never make any effort, of course it will always be just an untouchable dimension!
"This is my kingdom, I am the king here! After a thousand years, all the countries have not compromised and died, appeased and perished! And our empire has stood in the United States for more than 5,000 years, all of which are in the sentence 'no harmony, no reparations, no land, no tribute, the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies'!"
He turned and walked towards the table and racket: "Today I want you to know! The distance between the second and third dimensions is not surpassed by dreams!!!
"A new member of the Animation Club of Asuka School Park,Su Xi in the 5th class of the first year of high school——" Su Jibei picked up the racket in a strange posture, which was the starting style of the long-lost Xihe thirty-six style swordsmanship under the Kunlun Sword Saint General Pei in this era - the entry and breaking style!
"Please give me advice. ”