[021] I said this is yogurt, do you believe it?
Early the next morning, when the sky outside had just cleared, Wang Peng got up from the bed.
It's not that he's used to getting up early, but he's woken up hungry, because from yesterday to now, he's just rubbed at his ex-girlfriend's wedding, and then he didn't eat.
Although he only slept for more than an hour last night, he was not affected at all, and he still looked so energetic.
Where is this?
I think that when I was in the primeval jungle, in order to hunt those desperate drug dealers, I often ambushed in a tree for several days, and I didn't close my eyes at all.
Not to mention that I squinted for a while last night, I couldn't fit my eyes for three days and three nights, and I could still kill a cow!
But this taste of hunger, it is really uncomfortable, people are iron, rice is steel, Wang Peng feels that he can eat a whole cow if he is hungry!
Pushing the door out, Mo Ruxuan and Mo Xiaoxiao were obviously still sleeping, they tossed all night last night, and they were ghosts when they could get up so early.
So he didn't bother to put on his clothes, he was shirtless, and only wore a pair of boxers, so he found something to eat in the kitchen.
I searched for a long time, but I found nothing, and I only found half a box of yogurt in the refrigerator!
"Alas, why am I so miserable?"
With a wry smile, Wang Peng hesitated, and finally picked up the box of sour prices that I don't know who drank half a box!
The yogurt is very sticky, it is said that there is half a box, but in fact, most of it is stuck in the box, Wang Peng only took a sip, and the yogurt in it could not be poured out.
"Profiteers!"
Wang Peng was so angry that he had no choice but to flatten the box and squeeze out the yogurt in it little by little......
Wang Peng felt that he was the most aggrieved soldier king, what was his identity, he condescended to come to Mo Ruxuan as a bodyguard, and he didn't even have enough to eat!
The more Wang Peng thought about it, the more angry he became, and the strength of the yogurt in his hand unconsciously became a little bigger, and the sound of "poof" was actually impartial, and it was all sprinkled on his boxers.
"Damn!"
Wang Peng scolded, and threw the yogurt box in his hand directly into the trash, damn, don't drink it, even a broken yogurt box bullies me!
So he hurriedly pulled out a paper towel and just wanted to wipe off the yogurt on his pants, but at this moment, Mo Xiaoxiao also rubbed his eyes and walked straight downstairs.
As soon as she got downstairs, she saw Wang Peng wiping something with a tissue, and hurriedly glared at her, and she couldn't help but be stunned in place: "Brother-in-law, are you...... What are you doing?"
"Huh?"
Wang Peng was startled, he was angry with the yogurt box just now, but he didn't notice that Mo Xiaoxiao appeared behind him at some point.
Originally, he didn't feel anything at first, but when he saw Mo Xiaoxiao's shocked eyes, he knew that something was wrong!
"It's over!"
This girl must have misunderstood!
But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that Mo Xiaoxiao really can't be blamed for this, because his current actions are indeed a bit imaginative!
At this time, he was pulling his pants in his left hand, holding a tissue in his right hand, and there were still some yogurt on his legs that had not been wiped clean, milky white, slimy, this Nima...... It's hard not to misunderstand!
This is not the key, bad luck is bad luck, at this time he happened to be facing the artistic photos of Mo Ruxuan on the wall, it was terrible!
"I ......"
At this time, Wang Peng was almost crying, because even he didn't know how to explain, so he had to laugh and say, "What's that...... I said it's yogurt, do you believe it?"
"Letter!" Mo Xiaoxiao nodded subconsciously.
"Huh?"
Wang Peng was a little surprised, he never expected that Mo Xiaoxiao would trust him so much, so he nodded without hesitation. He was so moved that he was about to cry, and he couldn't wait to make a promise.
It's a pity that Mo Xiaoxiao's next sentence couldn't help but make him fall back to the bottom from the clouds in an instant: "I believe you are a big-headed ghost!"
"I've never eaten pork, haven't I seen a pig run?"
Mo Xiaoxiao's face was filled with righteous indignation: "I forgot to tell you, our high school students have also taken physiology classes, okay?"
"It's not...... I ......"
This time Wang Peng was really crying, and subconsciously handed the toilet paper in his hand to Mo Xiaoxiao, and said hurriedly: "Don't think about it, this is really yogurt, I don't believe you can taste it......"
"Whew!"
As soon as these words came out, Mo Xiaoxiao's face turned green, and he subconsciously dodged to the side: "Brother-in-law, you are so shameless, it turns out that you are such a person, you only saw my sister last night, and you ...... in front of her photos early in the morning."
"Hmph, I'll tell my sister now!"
After saying that, she was about to run upstairs, Wang Peng was anxious at the time, and stepped forward to stop her with an arrow: "Don't, I'm really yogurt, I don't believe you smell it, it's still strawberry flavored!"
"Smell you big-headed ghost!"
Mo Xiaoxiao hid to the side with a disgusted face, but he didn't go upstairs, but his eyes began to gurgle, and he didn't know what kind of ghost idea he was playing.
That's just Wang Peng's eyesight, how could he not see Mo Xiao's little caution, knowing that the other party was obviously trying to slander himself.
So he simply gave up the explanation, threw the tissue in his hand into the trash can with a stupid face, and then said helplessly: "Okay! Say, what do you want?"
"Hey......
The corners of Mo Xiaoxiao's mouth rose slightly, and he said that he could be regarded as finding your handle, and he could go out to play again in the future!
Last night's incident really scared her a lot, but if Wang Peng could be by her side all the time, naturally there would be nothing to be afraid of!
So she then said: "Okay, if you want me to tell my sister about today's events, it's actually not impossible, but you have to promise me a condition!"
"On what terms?"
Wang Peng's face was weak and weak, people are swords, I am fish and meat, even if he is reluctant at this time, he can only obediently accept Mo Xiao's blackmail.
"Well...... this"
Mo Xiaoxiao's eyebrows slanted upward, and for a while, she really didn't know what to let Wang Peng do, so she said: "I haven't thought about it yet, I'll tell you when I've thought about it!
"Okay, if you're ruthless, I'll just promise you!"
Wang Peng nodded curtly, and then said: "But don't go too far, if you let me make a promise or something, I can't do it!"
"You're beautiful!"
Mo Xiaoxiao glanced at him with a disdainful expression on his face, but he couldn't help but think in his heart, what kind of conditions should he put forward to Wang Peng?
While speaking, Mo Xiaoxiao came to the sofa where Wang Peng was sitting just now, and reached out and pulled the cushion on the sofa directly.
The whole chaise longue cabinet is full of snacks!
Potato chips, seaweed, beef jerky, instant noodles and the like are almost everything, even in small shops outside, you don't necessarily have such a complete variety!
Your uncle's!
Why didn't I think there might be a small snack hidden in it?
If I had found out about these snacks earlier, why would I have competed with that half box of yogurt, and I wouldn't have been misunderstood by Mo Xiaoxiao and obediently accepted her blackmail!
Mo Xiaoxiao directly took out a bag of seaweed from it, and then sat on the sofa and ate it as if no one was there, in fact, she was also hungry, and she also came down to find food!
"What's that......"
Wang Peng licked his lips and said with a look on his face: "Can you give me a little too?"
"Yes!"
Mo Xiaoxiao nodded very generously, reached out and handed him a bag of beef jerky, and then directly spread his right hand at him: "One thousand!"
"Huh?"
Wang Peng was stunned: "1,000? You want to go crazy for money, right? Just a pack of 50 grams of beef jerky, do you want 1,000?"
"Don't forget it!"
Saying that Mo Xiaoxiao was about to take back the beef jerky in his hand, where was Wang Peng willing to give it, and while she was not paying attention, even the seaweed in her hand was snatched up!
Immediately afterwards, he fled back to his room, locked the door with a "bang", and munched on beef jerky while thinking angrily: Are you still in the opposite direction?
Last night, in order to save you, I lost 50,000 yuan plus a tricycle, and I lay under the van for an hour, and I haven't even asked you for reimbursement!
What's wrong with eating your wrapped beef jerky?
As everyone knows, at the same time as he fled back to the room, the corners of Mo Xiao's mouth couldn't help but show a triumphant and sly smile, hehe, do you really think this girl is so stupid?
And she also knew that the box of yogurt was the half box she left over from yesterday, and she could smell the strawberry smell from afar......