"OPPA, get up!"

"Woo~"

Zheng Xiyi looked around sleepily, his wife was leaving the bed and walking out of the door, his brain tried to run it, but the warm quilt and the residual smell of his wife inside made him not want to turn on the machine at all, so he turned off the phone again and fell back to the bed after only trying it.

"Oh yes, OPPA, why haven't you gotten up yet!"

"Oops, it hurts!Xu Xiaoxian, let go!"

Half an hour later, Xu Xian, who had already washed up and returned to the room to put on a simple makeup and go out, found that Zheng Xiyi was actually shrunk in the quilt and didn't move at all, pouting and pinching his nose and pulling it up, making Zheng Xiyi scream in pain.

Zheng Xiyi, who finally got up from the bed, muttered while rubbing his red nose, "Eh, you still say that you are a model student, and it is not important to pinch people." I'm your man, how can you pinch my nose? Didn't you always gently wake up your Ernies before? Why did you become so violent when you got married? Or did you use it as a disguise, but now it's your nature?"

Xu Xian replied while squeezing toothpaste on his toothbrush: "OPPA is not Ernie, Ernie can't get up because the running trip is too tired, what is OPPA not getting up for? As for violence, it is all taught by Xiyin Erni, Ernie said that only in this way can OPPA communicate normally, and I now feel more and more that Xiyin Oni is right." ”

Zheng Xiyi rolled his eyes, his sister became more and more psychopathic after he didn't beat him much, especially after Zheng Xiyi and Xu Xian had an open relationship, he simply taught Xu Xian more than ten years of experience in beating Zheng Xiyi, and it was also called taming.

Before marriage, Xu Xiaoxian still maintained his usual old-fashioned and polite image, but after marriage, he developed more and more in the direction that Lin Xiyin expected. Although she still looks like a goddess on the outside, she looks more and more like Lin Yun'er when she was a trainee on the inside, and Zheng Xiyi sometimes feels that Xu Xian wants to get back all the lost childhood.

Zheng Xiyi reluctantly took the toothbrush, and stopped before putting it in his mouth, "No, I'm in the rest period now, I can go to bed when I want, I can get up when I want, I don't have IDOL, why do I get up early in the morning?"

Xu Xian grabbed his hand and stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth, "Inside, inside, OPPA is an international star, a top actor, an Asian actor, not a little idol like me, but it's outside, as long as you're at home, you're my Xiyi OPPA, so listen to me, be good, brush your teeth well, Ernie will be here in a while." ”

Zheng Xiyi, who was brushing his teeth, hurriedly spit out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, and turned his head without wiping his mouth and asked, "Is it your group of bombardment Ernie again?"

"OPPA, Ernie is not crazy, don't speak ill of Ernie behind your back. ”

"I'm telling the truth, you don't think the Nine Bombards are referring to JYP's TWICE, do you?"

"OPPA, do you mean me when you're busy?"

"Uh...... Can I tell the truth?"

"No, you can't. ”

"Then I have nothing more to say. ”

"Then OPPA will wash your face!"

Xu Xian hatefully covered the hot towel directly on Zheng Xiyi's face, and rubbed it twice when he was crying wolf, Zheng Xiyi pulled the hot towel off his face vigorously, this time it's good, it doesn't matter if his nose is red, because his whole face is red and hot......

"Xu Xiaoxian, you have a black belly, are you trying to murder your husband?"

"Didn't OPPA say that I was a member of the Nine Bombards? I was bombed, and I should be acquitted of murder. ”

"Aqinjia, your mouth is really sharp now!"

"It's all OPPA taught well, Kangsang Smecta. ”

ZHENG XIYI LOOKED AT XU XIAN WITH HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS, XU XIAN LOOKED AT ZHENG XIYI WITH A WELL-BEHAVED LOOK AND THANKED HIM, THE TWO LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE THIS, ZHENG XIYI RESISTED XU XIAN'S BULINGBULING ATTACK FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS, AND FINALLY COULD ONLY RUSH UP AND HUG HER FOR A LIP AND TONGUE BATTLE, ANYWAY, THEY ALL USE THEIR MOUTHS, BUT CAN'T I kiss you or I can't kiss you?!

The ringing of the doorbell woke up the two people who were fighting fiercely, Xu Xian was startled, and ran out with a hard push of Zheng Xiyi, Zheng Xiyi was intoxicated, if he hadn't held the sink, he would have almost been pushed to the ground by Xu Xian.

Looking at Xu Xian's back, Zheng Xiyi slapped his thigh fiercely, "Hey, Xi! These dead girls are here to rub the food and the net and the game console again, and my family is about to become a special club for young people." ”

Zheng Xiyi is an otaku, of course, this is because his family is big enough, and he can also play a lot of things that others need to go out to find a place to play, so he has more reasons to stay at home and not go out.

Before he had a relationship with Xu Xian, it was rare for other people to come to his house once in two or three years, but since he and Xu Xian had a public relationship, the girls of his childhood went to his villa to have a party under the guise of Xu Xian, and the reasons were also very sufficient.

Taeyeon: "OPPA doesn't have much popularity at home, so we're here to accompany Xiaoxian so that she won't be too lonely." ”

Zheng Xiyi: "Jin is too soft! We are dating! What kind !!of popularity do you want?"

Jessica: "Zheng Xiyi, you stay at home with WULI Xiaoxian every time, there is wine and bed here and no one else, you must have a bad heart, so I want to protect Xiaoxian." ”

Zheng Xiyi: "Lie Sika, do you think that the two of us are you, and you like to go shopping and go to bars? Why do we go to the street for a day when we can read a book?

SUNNY: "OPPA's projection is so big! There are all kinds of game consoles! And new games!"

Zheng Xiyi: "Li Sanlang, don't you even need to use Xiaoxian as a cover?!"

TIFFANY: "OPPA, they're here to accompany Taeyeon......"

Zheng Xiyi: "Silly Mengni, can you two do Ji by yourself!!"

Hyoyeon: "OPPA, I'm Xiaoxian's roommate!"

Zheng Xiyi: "Jin is ten years old, do you think you are a wedding girl?!"

Yu Li: "OPPA, I'm really down to business, I'm here to teach Xiaoxian to swim!"

Zheng Xiyi: "Quan Heizi, if you want Xiaoxian to wear a bikini, I'll let you come!"

Suyoung Yoona: "OPPA, we know you can't cook, so we bought a lot of snacks and sent them so that you don't get hungry." ”

Zheng Xiyi: "You two...... Throw away all the empty bags in your hands, wipe your mouth clean, and talk to me again!"

You see, before getting married, Zheng Xiyi and Xu Xian's dating was like a person dating for a whole young time, and there were always eight sisters-in-law by his side. ALTHOUGH JUNG HEE-YI AND SEO HYUN DON'T REALLY CARE, IT'S ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF THEM TO HAVE A STUDY, AND IN OTHER PLACES, THE GAME ROOM BELONGS TO SUNNY AND HYOHYEON, THE GYM AND SWIMMING POOL ARE YO-LI'S, TAEYEON AND TIFFANY OCCUPY THE RECORDING STUDIO, SO-YOUNG AND YOONA ARE WATCHING TV IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH SNACKS, AND SIKA...... She is lying under the air conditioning outlet in the living room......

After getting married, the girls were honest for more than half a year, after all, it was always bad to disturb the newlywed Yan'er, but before the first anniversary of the wedding, these girls made a comeback again, and recently it has developed to at least one day a week to collectively run to Zheng Xiyi's house to party, as for the scattered two or three people who come together, it is daily......

Zheng Xiyi finished washing, changed his pajamas into regular home clothes, and then went downstairs.

THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE LIVING ROOM TODAY, TAEYEON, TIFFANY, SO-YOUNG, YOONA, SIKA, AND YO-RI ARE NESTED ON THE SOFA, AND SEO-HYUN IS BUSY POURING WATER FOR ERNIES, GETTING SNACKS AND DELIVERING DRINKS. Zheng Xiyi came down the stairs, the girls raised their eyes and swept them, said hello casually in twos and threes, and then lowered their heads again, playing with mobile phones, reading magazines, eating snacks, and chatting......

"Ahh

Zheng Xiyi looked at them with a ridiculous expression, Jessica, who occupied the largest position, didn't even raise her head, she slapped the magazine in her hand twice and said hello, who the hell is this!

TAEYEON STOPPED CHATTING WITH TIFFANY, LOOKED LEFT AND RIGHT WITH A SERIOUS FACE, KNOCKED LIGHTLY ON THE COFFEE TABLE AND SAID, "WELL, HEE-YI OPPA IS RIGHT, THIS IS TOO RUDE, SO LET'S DO THIS, XIAOXIAN, GO SAY HELLO TO OPPA, ETIQUETTE MUST BE DONE ENOUGH, I'LL START, ONE, TWO, THREE, ......"

Xu Xian actually bowed 90 degrees to Zheng Xiyi very seriously: "Girls' Generation Yi Mida~"

Zheng Xiyi pointed at Xu Xian, he understood that as long as other people were around, his wife would be a traitor......

Lin Yun'er jumped up from the sofa with a roll of her eyes, ran to Zheng Xiyi and said angrily: "OPPA, OPPA, I brought you breakfast, your favorite Yuanji seafood porridge." ”

Zheng Xiyi looked at her calmly, "Are you sure you don't have any weird seasonings in it?"

Lin Yun'er's mouth was flattened, "OPPA~"

"STOP! No matter how coquettish you are, even if you bring me breakfast, it's really unbearable to be so greasy in the morning. ”

"OPPA is really, people are kind enough to bring you breakfast and still suspect people. ”

"Okay, count me wrong, but Lin Xiaoyun, I'm a little nervous that you're suddenly so enthusiastic, you really didn't play a prank in the porridge?"

"Of course not! Don't I believe in my character OPPA?"

"Of course...... Can't!"

"Hmph, then I'll vouch for Xiaoxian's character. ”

"Xiaoxian......" Zheng Xiyi looked at Xu Xian, who was holding his shoulders and listening, "Yun'er, come here, I'll tell you secretly, you have to keep it secret, Xiaoxian's character has not been very reliable recently!"

Lin Yun'er's eyes widened in surprise, looked at Xu Xian and then at Zheng Xiyi, "Wow, is this the legendary dream of the same bed?"

Zheng Xiyi covered his face and sighed, how can I trust Lin Yun'er......

Xu Xian didn't speak, he pointed to the restaurant with a smile, and then pushed Lin Yun'er, who was still yelling, back to the sofa, and the other people didn't react, they were all used to Lin Yun'er's bluffing.

Jessica just turned over and changed her face, and said lazily: "Xiyi OPPA wants to dislike Xiaoxian for more than ten years, so why don't you dislike it when you marry home and become a yellow-faced woman." ”

"Ernie!"

Xu Xian blushed and pulled Sleeping Sika's hand and shook it, Jessica pulled it lightly, pulled Xu Xian to sit beside her, pinched her hand on her arm, and suddenly sat up with a cold face, "Zheng Xiyi!"

Zheng Xiyi came out of the restaurant with a spoon in his mouth, "MOYA?"

"WULI Xiaoxian, how did he lose weight like this!

Zheng Xiyi immediately jumped out of the restaurant when he heard this, "What?

Sika touched Xu Xian's face with his hand and pinched it gently, "Ah! The flesh on his face is gone, and he doesn't feel it when he pinches it!Zheng Xiyi, is this what you said you would take good care of Xiaoxian?"

Zheng Xiyi almost spit out the porridge she had just drunk, "Ah! Zheng Xiuyan! Do you think my wife has been baby fat all her life?! Is it just to pinch your flesh with my wife to make you feel fleshy? Xiaoxian lost weight to mean that the fitness plan I ordered for her is fine, otherwise the size of her face is different 24 hours a day, how terrible it is!"

"Poof......

Cui Xiuying squirted out all the potato chips in her mouth, "OPPA, it's beautiful black!"

Yun'er nodded and said, "Sure enough, if you get married, you can have a poisonous tongue at will." ”

Xu Xian blushed and glared at Zheng Xiyi, Zheng Xiyi shook his head and said, "I'm not talking about Xiaoxian, I'm talking about Zheng! Xiu! Yuan! You, ......."

Zheng Xiuyuan...... Hahahaha"

Thinking about Sika's swollen face when she slept and ate, everyone laughed.

"Zheng Xiyi, I'm going to kill you!"

"Wife, hurry up and hold your second sister, she wants to kill your man!"

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