"What secret?" Xu Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment when she heard Yan Fei say that there was a secret, and then stared at Yan Fei with a smile and said, "Okay, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes like you Yan Xiaofei actually learned to hide a little secret! Tell me, what is it?"

Looking at Xu Xiaoyan's appearance, Yan Fei suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and inexplicably, he was also relieved. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

She obviously didn't take her so-called secret seriously, this is funny! That sentence is clearly a sentence imitated in the sketch of a very popular actor on TV now. The actor is still bald, and he has always liked to play a harlequin.

In fact, as soon as the words came out just now, Yan Fei faintly regretted it.

To this day, he still remembers one thing, that is, when his grandfather died, he was still holding his hand at the end, and his mouth was open and wanted to speak, but at that time, his grandfather couldn't make a sound.

Everyone else thinks that the old man can't rest assured that this stupid grandson doesn't know what his grandfather wants to say, but in fact, Yan Fei understands it.

At that time, what Grandpa said was: remember not to say it, don't say it......

Yan Fei understood very well, that was what his grandfather had to tell him countless times every day before. Remember not to tell anyone, and never to tell him about his own peculiar world.

I really have to say it hundreds of times a day, there are bitter words, there are earnest teachings, there are reprimands and scolding, and there are big slaps and buttocks......

Anyway, everything is for one purpose, let him remember, don't talk nonsense when you go out, don't give strange things to people, and don't let others know that he can go to that island, which he thought was strange at the time.

When he was a child, sometimes he went to the island and picked up some shells or strange things from the beach, and at that time, his grandfather always patiently told a few words of reasoning first, and when he couldn't make sense, he would reprimand him and beat him, and let him quickly send him back to hide.

At that time, he was young and didn't feel anything, but now that I think about it, I realize how scared my grandfather was for him at that time. So much so that until the iron-clad man fell to the ground with a bang, he did not forget to explain to him again and again before he died.

Even sometimes he vaguely felt that maybe his grandfather died so early because he was so frightened. Otherwise, people in their fifties, who can still afford to wield a sledgehammer, beat iron, and speak loudly and can spread half a mile, how can they say that they are gone?

So when he said a word just now, he regretted it and wanted to hit himself in the mouth.

Fortunately, seeing that the girl was funny, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then turned his head with a smile and ran: "Don't say it, haha, the secret is to be kept secret, and I will not tell you ......"

"You Yan Xiaofei, dare to keep a secret from me, look at my Jiuyin tickling claws......" Seeing that Yan Fei wanted to run, the girl didn't want to, so she waved the Jiuyin tickling claws and chased after him, and got into trouble with him.

"Okay, okay, aren't you hungry? Go back and cook and eat. Don't make a fuss, the door is over there...... I've already surrendered! Scratch me again, I'll jump into the river......" Yan Fei was chased and scratched by the girl for a long time, and immediately said that he would surrender honestly.

"Hmph, you know it's amazing!" the girl put her 'Nine Yin Tickling Claws' to her lips and blew with a hint of 'sneer'. That appearance is still on TV, and generally the action of blowing the muzzle of a gun after the bad guy kills someone in a gunfight movie.

"I know, I know, hurry back and cook! This is all running to the side of this stinky ditch, you don't like it!" Yan Fei said while begging for mercy. Just now, I was distracted, and I made a fuss on the edge of this polluted river.

"Mmmm, it stinks to death, it stinks even more than you! It's disgusting, go quickly, go quickly......" The smell of the river in summer is really not good, the girl reacted, and immediately covered her nose and quickly turned her head and left.

"When did I stink!" Yan Fei muttered unpleasantly.

"You just stink, hum, and dare to talk back. Tell me, what little secret do you dare not tell me? It seems that you have been staying by this stinky river all day, and your heart is so polluted that even I dare to hide it!"

"Okay, okay, I said. Seeing that she was about to enter the gate, the girl still grabbed his arm and reached out to scratch him, and Yan Fei admitted defeat again. Then my mind swirled around trying to make up a reasonable little secret.

"Say it! Listen to this girl! Dare to tell a lie, be careful that I continue to tickle the claws of Jiuyin and wait!" Xu Xiaoyan was triumphant.

"Actually......" Yan Fei's mind began to spin in circles. "Actually, I will be clever, since I was a child, I counted you as my daughter-in-law. Why? Because in my last life, I was a herder, and you, a little animal. Then, when you were caught, I saved you...... So, you have repaid the favor in this life, otherwise why did I always get sick when I was a child and let you carry me? That is what you owe ......me?"

Xu Xiaoyan listened with interest at first, and then her face changed, and then Jiuyin tickled her claws and came up: "Why don't you just say that I am a white snake, and I have been cultivating for more than a thousand years, ......and I came to you? One time, two clicks, is it enough......"

"Enough, enough!" Yan Fei surrendered spinelessly again. "Really, really, if you don't believe me, I'll give you another ......"

"Okay!" Xu Xiaoyan sneered, stretching out her little hand and gesturing at him. "Keep making it up, I'll spare you when it's done. ”

It's a pity that the little white hand is good-looking, and it doesn't have the slightest deterrent power at all. Yan Fei looked like a virtuous person and said: "I'll pinch my fingers, the paper mill in the upper reaches of this stinky river should be closed down this year, and if you come back from vacation next year, this river won't be so stinky." It won't be long before it becomes the Qingshui River!"

"I'm ......," the girl came up laughing again.

Yan Fei hurriedly ran away: "Really, really, don't lie to you......"

Amid the laughter of a few people in the room, and the barking of a few dogs, he ran to his small kitchen.

"Okay, let's cook! Don't make a fuss, didn't you see your calf and cow laughing at you?" the big girl's family ......" Yan Fei dodged while packing up his things, and used the calf standing outside the door with innocent eyes as a shield.

"What's wrong with the big girl, it's just trouble...... it's trouble" Although she said this, Xu Xiaoyan waved her little hand twice, took the initiative to sit by the stove, and prepared to make a fire.

"It's not a big girl, it's my little daughter-in-law in the future!" Yan Fei said happily.

"Bah......" The girl spat him and ignored him.

Yan Fei packed up his things, and when he didn't see the girl talking for a while, he couldn't help it anymore, and said without words: "Okay! I'm going to tell you a secret, don't be surprised! Do you know what kind of meat you eat every day?"

"Hmph......" The girl rolled her eyes back at him, ignoring him.

"Actually, all you eat is baby meat every day!" Yan Fei began to babble nonsense.

"Yike...... You're going to die......" The girl brushed the ground and a wooden root flew in.

Yan Fei stretched out his hand, grabbed the flying wooden stick lightly and handed it over: "It's wrong, one less word." Actually, what you eat every day is the meat of the baby fish! Protect animals, hum! Are you afraid? You eat so much, it's not enough to be imprisoned for 100 years!"

"Blow, keep blowing! Anyway, you've been so good at blowing the air since you were a child, and you also have baby fish meat? Why don't you say it's dragon meat?" The girl reached out and grabbed the stick, broke it into two with force, and stuffed it into the stove.

"Actually, you also eat dragon meat, but it's not mythical dragon meat, it's dinosaur meat. Yan Fei said to the girl while washing the vegetables.

"Really, I've always eaten dinosaur meat, right? Come on, keep making it up, and tell me how you got it. "The girl began to 'sneer' again, put her Jiuyin Tickling Claw in front of her eyes, and glanced at Yan Fei while pretending to look at her hand, obviously preparing to cast the 'Jiuyin Tickling Claw' without saying a word.

"Alas...... That's a long story. Yan Fei pretended to sigh. "Anyway, one day, I was sleeping! Suddenly I dreamed of my grandfather, and he said, Xiaofei, you haven't eaten meat for a few days, have you? Come on, I'll take you to a place, and if you don't have meat to eat, you can go there and catch a few dinosaurs to eat. ”

At the beginning of this story, Xu Xiaoyan stopped looking at him and began to listen to his 'nonsense' with interest.

In the story, a child and an old man who want to eat meat come to a dinosaur island with a blue sea and blue sky. There are beautiful scenery, there are all kinds of dinosaurs, there are huge crocodiles, frogs bigger than pots, baby fish several meters long, and there are countless pterosaurs in the sky, large and small, some with long tails, some without tails, looking stupid.

The cunning raptors, the big frogs that jumped several meters high, and the big crocodiles like wood that she couldn't spot without looking closely, immediately attracted the girl's attention and made her listen attentively.

Later, the child also found out that if he killed a dinosaur, he would also become a dinosaur, he would become a dinosaur and trample a crocodile to death, and then become a big crocodile to attack and kill the dinosaur, and he would also become a pterosaur flying around in the sky......

"Ahh......h

"Ah......" The girl was startled, and after brushing the ground, she reached out and scratched Yan Fei's face.

"Oops......" Yan Fei screamed.

"Alas...... Are you okay?" the girl looked at Yan Fei, who was rippling with tears, and quickly stood up and asked nervously.

Yan Fei, who was making a mistake, stretched out his face to scare the girl, and was caught in the eye at once, and one eye was red with tears at this moment.

"It's okay, it's okay......" told such a story, Yan Fei suddenly felt as if he had let go of something, and he was much more relaxed. Wiping away her tears, she comforted the girl with a smile. "It's okay, in fact, even if I'm injured, it's fine, as soon as I transform, any injuries will be gone, you're just a trivial matter this time. ”

"Hmph, let you scare me again!" the girl said to see that he was indeed fine, relieved herself, and glanced at him. "Come on, come on, show me a dinosaur and see if you have to go out and change it? How big is the dinosaur, this room is too small to fit in!"

Yan Fei looked up at the roof with red eyes, nodded matter-of-factly, and said, "Yes, this house is a little small......"

"If you don't brag, you'll die! Hurry up, I'm starving to death when the meal is ready." The girl looked at him and couldn't laugh or cry.

……

"Actually, what I said is true, alas...... Why don't you believe it!" Yan Fei continued to bring up the old story while eating.

"Your eyes don't hurt, do you?" the girl snatched half of the meat from him with chopsticks. "Come and let me taste dinosaur meat, you're tired of eating it anyway!"

"Well, it's a little bit, it's quite greasy to eat every day, so I eat it in a different way, and the stewed ones are not the same every day. Yan Fei nodded quite seriously. "But this isn't dinosaur meat, it's baby fish meat!"

"Yes, yes, it's a baby fish ......" The girl didn't bother to bother with him. After eating for a while, he suddenly sighed: "Actually, your story is so good that you can't see it! You have a talent for storytelling, and what you say is as if it were true, and you can write a story in the future, maybe you will become a great writer!"

"Uh-huh......" Yan Fei nodded.

This girl is in the cattle farm with Yan Fei all day long, and she doesn't watch much time on TV, even if she occasionally watches a few times, she also watches some stories of big eagle couples and the like, or she just watches some tear-jerking dramas in the short You Love Me and I Love You, I don't know that there will be a TV series that will become popular this year, and it is a story about a prime minister who is behind the pot.

There is a lyric in the ending song of the TV series: The things in the story say yes yes yes yes yes, and the things in the story say yes yes and no......

At this moment, she was staring at Yan Fei and teaching Yan Fei: "Uh-huh, what are you? Let you buy so many famous books and not read them, and read those "Ancient Bones" all day long, are those bone fossils very beautiful? I see that your head is full of bone fossils, don't play in the afternoon, read and study hard." By the way, you haven't written your summer homework yet! I happen to be supervising you, hurry up and write ......."

"Uh-huh......" Yan Fei continued to nod.

"Hmph, your parents have said it, if you are not honest, I can clean up your ...... casually"

"Uh-huh......"

(To be continued.) )