Su Mo was still drunk. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

From noon to night, even if the alcohol content in ancient times was really low, you will still get drunk if you drink too much. What's more, the ancient wine, at least the wine of the Ming Dynasty, is really not low.

After Su Mo got up the next day, he hummed for a long time with his head, Xing Niu'er felt sorry for him, and personally cooked the sobering soup for him, until around noon, this was finally comfortable. Suddenly, I felt something, so I was simply lazy on the couch, and I wanted to relive the memories of the vacation and the lazy bed until the sun went down, but I was ashamed of being swept away by Wei'er's hand.

With Lao Fuquan and Shi Yue, the whole thing yesterday naturally let the whole family know, and all the worries and worries before disappeared.

Han Xing'er walked as if she was carrying the wind, and she dangled in front of her own old man's eyes several times, which made Han Shuigen laugh and scold hatefully.

The misfortune turned into a good thing, and he became friends with the prince of Wei Guogong, which also meant that behind Su Mo, a huge backer was added again.

In this Ming Dynasty, there are two giants standing behind him, the Duke of Britain and the Duke of Wei, as long as Su Mo is not a rebel, the crisis is basically reduced to the lowest point.

The family is happy, and Su Mo himself is happy. Lying on the couch, thinking about the future scenery, I suddenly heard the noise outside.

Puzzled, as soon as he turned over, Wei'er rushed in panting, gesturing with both hands and shouting: "What a big deal, what a big deal!"

Su Mo was startled, what was the big deal? When he was about to ask again, Wei'er turned around and rushed out again, leaving only strings of cheers echoing.

Su Mo held his chin and blinked, looking at Wei'er's appearance, it shouldn't be a bad thing. But where does this great event begin?

The more I thought about it, the more unrealistic, I simply went down to the ground to draw my shoes, and I didn't wear a coat, anyway, now it's summer, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter and not afraid of cold, so I just walked out.

Just turned the porch, and was greeted by the apricot girl, with a strange look on his face, pulling him away.

Su Mo sighed twice, grabbed her hard, and said angrily: "Rush for your life, what are you running?" Let me ask you, what's the commotion ahead? Wei'er is shouting a big deal, what's going on?"

Han Xing'er glanced at him, and said angrily: "You didn't recruit it yet?"

Su Mo was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed, "Ah, your father is going to marry you to someone else, fuck me, this can't bear it!"

Han Xing'er was ashamed, caught up with two steps, twisted the soft flesh on his waist with both hands, and said angrily: "Nonsense again! Are you looking forward to me marrying someone else, so you can go find that vixen?"

Yes, the little girl was in a hurry, and she burst out the secret name of Miaoyun that had been hidden and tucked away.

Su Mo turned his head with a smile and said, "Oh, it's not, then I'll rest assured." Ah, I know, you said vixen, isn't it a vixen who heard about my brother's beauty and wisdom, and came to the door to propose? Oh, this is not good, how can this make other women take the initiative? We are gentlemen, we have to take the initiative in this matter. Let's go, let's go, my brother will go to meet him in person. ”

Han Xing'er's face flushed angrily, and then she reacted, this is Su Mo coming to tease her again, and she couldn't help but say: "Go and go, go quickly, go and welcome, as long as you are willing, I have no opinion." ”

Su Mo laughed and ran out. When I arrived at the gate of the front yard, I heard a voice that was making a lot of noise.

I couldn't help but be stunned, and hurriedly sped up, grabbed the courtyard to take a look, and suddenly couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

In the courtyard, a slaughtered big fat pig was lying quietly on the mat, surrounded by seven or eight people from Su Mansion, pointing at the pig and talking endlessly. Wei'er also ran back and forth, her face full of excitement.

In front of the fat pig, Xu Pengju, the little grandfather of Wei Guogong, stood there proudly, dancing and talking, and Fu Bo next to him smiled bitterly, shaking his head and sighing from time to time.

Farther away, Shi Yue and Chu Yushan followed a few family members, but they were talking to Wei Yi and a few people lively, in this small courtyard, isn't it a lot of trouble.

"Alas, Boss Su, little brother, I'm here to see you. Look, look, what's the matter, the little brother is coming to the door for the first time, this gift is not light. Glancing at Su Mo at the door, Xu Pengju immediately put aside the others, rushed over in three steps and two steps, pulled him and pointed to the fat pig on the ground, and said loudly.

Su Mo was speechless, look at Fu Bo, Fu Bo smiled helplessly at him, shook his head and went alone.

"What are you doing? This ...... Where did this pig come from?" Su was puzzled, so he had to seek an answer by himself, and turned his head to Xu Pengju and asked. He finally understood what Wei'er meant by what he was shouting.

It's not a big deal, it's a big pig. Pig is a hieroglyphic character, meaning pig-shaped, long-snouted, pot-bellied, four-hoofed, and tailed. Therefore, the ancients often called pigs pigs. Specifically, the boar is called a pig and the sow is called a pig.

"What's the trouble? I won't talk about it, I'm coming to see you. You are my boss, how can the younger brother not come to visit? As for this pig, ha!" Xu Pengju said this, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.

Su Mo suddenly felt bad.

really

"....... little brother is coming to the door for the first time today, so you can't enter empty-handed. I was thinking about it all the way, but I passed by and saw this big pig that had been slaughtered. Ha, isn't this providential? So, the younger brother let people carry it directly. Oh, don't stare, I gave the silver. This pig is estimated to be able to sell for seven or eight taels, and I kept ten taels, so let's laugh at them. Xu Pengju said triumphantly.

In the courtyard of a large family somewhere in the city, a sturdy woman shouted and cursed: "O thief who killed a thousand knives, our pig is reserved for the girl to set up a banquet when she passes through the door, how can you live now?" You short-lived pickled goods, plagued bastard, which picture of your little silver, the old lady cursed you to give birth to a son without **, give birth to a girl and be a prostitute wow......."

Su Mo naturally couldn't see the above scene, but he could guess about it with his toes. In this era, rich and noble families ate sheep and beef, and rarely ate pork. Later generations said that it was because pigs ate grains and were dirty, and cattle and sheep only ate grass and clean.

But when it came to this time and space, Su Mo realized that this statement was completely far-fetched. The real reason is that in ancient times, when farming depended on the sky, people could not eat enough food, and they could not afford to raise pigs at all, because pigs, like people, had to eat grain. But cattle and sheep are different, cattle and sheep eat grass, and raising cattle and sheep does not occupy people's rations. Therefore, there are more beef and mutton eaters, and less pork is eaten.

The ancients were not stupid, compared with beef and mutton, pork is more fragrant, more fat, and has a better taste, how could they refuse to eat pigs.

On the contrary, pigs are generally bought and eaten on special days. And such a big one in front of you, people must be of great use. As a result, he was not careful, but he was subdued by this unreliable little grandfather.

Su Mo patted his head, it's not easy to send it back at this time, yes, that's it. It just so happened that he was also hungry for this pork, so he simply showed his hand in person today, first, to entertain this cheap little brother, and secondly, to relieve his cravings.

Thinking of this, he summoned his subordinates, gave detailed instructions on how to fix the pig, and asked people to prepare various objects.

After giving the order, he turned around and pulled Xu Pengju to meet people. Brothers who come to the door, it is a courtesy to introduce the family to each other, and this must be had.

Fu Bo and Shi Yue don't have to, they met last time. Su Mo specially introduced Father Han and Han Xing'er, father and daughter.

Xu Peng raised his mouth as if he had wiped honey, called Uncle to Han's father, and shouted "Xing'er sister-in-law" directly to Han Xing'er.

When he finished seeing people, Xu Pengju sneakily pulled Su Mo aside and said in a low voice: "I said boss, why didn't you see sister-in-law Yun?

Su Mo almost fainted. He gave him a shudder, and said angrily: "I still have the face to say! I was scared by you, and I ran away that night, who knows where I have gone now? Pity the two weak women, don't you worry about this lonely one." Also, I'm friends with Yun Niang, do you understand? Don't be full of dirty thoughts, you should be like you. ”

Xu Peng held his head and exclaimed in pain, and when he heard Yun Niang leave, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded. In fact, if it weren't for Su Mo and the He family brothers and sisters, even if they didn't intercept Miao Yun that day, with Xu Pengju's temperament, people would have stared at her, and they would never be like now, and they wouldn't even know where they went.

Young Grandpa Xu was aggrieved in his heart, but looking at the boss's stinky face, worried and distressed, he really didn't have the courage to argue.

Suddenly remembered the second half of Su Mo's words just now, and couldn't help but pout. Just look at the way Miaoyun looked at you that day, and then look at your current appearance, friend, if you have such a friend, can you give me a few?

But I still didn't dare to say it. After thinking for a while, he leaned over and patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Boss, Sister-in-law Yun can't run, just wrap it on the younger brother, and I will find it back in good condition for you." ”

Su Mo didn't bother to pay attention to him, threw a big white eye to him, walked under the tree by himself, dragged out a chaise longue from behind the tree and lay down.

Xu Pengju saw the recliner, his eyes lit up, and he circled around several times. Heart, sure enough, this boss is really good at making some unexpected but eye-catching objects. Look at this quirky chair, it's comfortable just to look at. No, no, this one has to be begged for one, you must ask for one, no, you have to ask for two. One of himself, and the other was sent back to Nanjing to the old man, and the old man was happy.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but salivate and leaned closer, and shouted flatteringly: "Boss, Boss Su~" The sound was like a cat calling spring.

Su Mo shuddered, turned his head and said angrily, "My day!

Xu Pengju smiled and pointed to the recliner under him. Su Mo rolled his eyes and pointed behind the tree: "In the back, there is another handful, which is where Fu Bo sits on weekdays, you can sit first." ”

Xu Peng was overjoyed, and hurriedly turned over to take a look, and sure enough, there was another one, and he hurriedly dragged it over, put it next to Su Mo, and lay down carefully. The chaise longue flickered, which startled him at first, and then he couldn't help but be overjoyed. Trying to push back and forth, the chaise longue shook up and down, and he squinted and hummed.

Su Mo is annoying. Nima, if you're comfortable, you're comfortable, you hum a bird's egg, I don't know, I'm not sure what to guess.

Moved his body away slightly, tilted his head to look, but saw the fine fluff on his lips under the sun, he couldn't help but be stunned, and asked tentatively: "Pengju, how old are you this year?"

Xu Pengju was shaking comfortably, and replied casually: "Fourteen." ”

"Huh?fourteen?" Su Mo sat up and looked at him stunned.

Xu Pengju was stunned by his actions, and when he saw him staring straight at him, he couldn't help but feel weak for a while, and said stupidly: "Okay, okay, thirteen." This year is thirteen!" paused, and then stiffened his neck and said: "My birthday in July, there is nothing wrong with talking about the fourteenth year old, but it is only a few months away." ”

Su Mo was completely messy, opened his mouth wide, and pointed at him: "You...... You're thirteen, you're meowing, and thirteen will chase women, from Nanjing to Beijing?"

When Xu Pengju heard this, his face was full of pride, and he said triumphantly: "How about it, I admire the little brother, right? It's not the little brother who blows, to this day, the little brother is also regarded as the holy hand of the flowers, and in the city of Nanjing, the beauties who miss the little brother all day long don't know how many." ”

Su Mo crossed his face with one hand, Lao Tzu admires you for being a ghost! Nima, thirteen years old, are you good at talking?

Tried to ask, but Xu Pengju was suffocated, his face suddenly turned red and uncertain, and he said angrily: "Lao Tzu is but from the flowers, the leaves don't stick to the body?

Su Mo was stunned, and suddenly couldn't hold back any longer, and burst into laughter. It turned out that this guy was just fooling around and had never been serious. This made Su Mo laugh not only amused, but also suddenly relieved in his heart.

After all, no one wants their brothers and friends to be a demon in lust and a bully to a woman. This kid just treats this kind of thing as a game, a game of chasing and hunting, but he is still a pure little boy in his bones.

However, what made Su Mo admire was that this kid was stunned for such a game, and he was thousands of miles away, chasing the girl from south to north, this persistence made Su Mo simply a five-body surrender.

Su Mo smiled happily, but Xu Pengju's little face was getting darker and darker, and it began to glow blue in the back.

Su Mo covered his stomach vigorously, waved his hand again and again, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'...... I don't laugh anymore, I don't laugh anymore. Oh, no, let me laugh for another five minutes, just five minutes......."

Xu Peng was puffing up with anger, and he couldn't do anything about him. Suddenly he reacted, and his eyes turned green and asked, "What does five minutes mean?

Uhh Just as he was rolling his eyes and thinking about it, Chu Yushan ran over sweating profusely: "Young master, you have got all the bamboo skewers you said, and the meat has been cut." ”

Su Mo was overjoyed, jumped up from the recliner and ran towards the courtyard, shouting, "It's time for food." ”

Xu Peng was in a hurry, hurriedly got up and grabbed from behind, shouting as he ran: "Boss Su, you let me go, I'm angry!"

Su Mo laughed: "Qi wool! When you eat my skewers, you will have no gas, not even a hernia." ”

Xu Pengju was stunned for a moment, hernia? What is this? And that yarn, damn it, there are so many new things, and they have been hiding it and not telling me, no way! I will give you all the whole thing sooner or later, and I can't leave a single one!

The little grandfather was secretly ruthless. It's just that he doesn't know at all, and the wool or something will be rectified, but the hernia thing, it's really uncomfortable.

commanded his subordinates to find an urn of suitable size and ordered someone to light bamboo charcoal inside. Here, people are asked to skewer four or five pieces of cut meat on bamboo skewers.

After finishing this, Su Mo went into the kitchen. In the spare time for the preparation of the kebabs, he is ready to make a good dish that he has been thinking about for a long time to satisfy his cravings. This dish is sweet and sour tenderloin.

Xingniu'er and Wei'er both followed, looking curiously. Xu Pengju also stood at the door, but he frowned and didn't come in, muttering: "The gentleman is far away from cooking, what kind of system is this?"

Su Mo didn't look back, and while adding oil to the pot and bursting the pot, he retorted casually: "Shit! The meaning of the gentleman's kitchen is to say that people should have a benevolent heart, not kill easily, and follow up with the kitchen There is a hairy relationship? Boy, don't be crooked, don't eat it later if you have the ability." ”

Talking in his mouth, his hands don't stop. The meat was drained in oil, and while it was re-filled, a strong sweet aroma came out.

Xing'er and Wei'er craned their necks to watch the meat in the pot slowly become red and bright, and they both swallowed their saliva involuntarily.

At the door, the despised little grandfather Xu's nose twitched violently, and the next moment, he shouted violently: "Die, die, Lao Tzu is not a gentleman!"

In the small courtyard, there was a sudden exclamation and laughter.