Chapter 212: Old Man by the River
The two masters and servants who came one step at a time, naturally Su Mo and the fat man were casual. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info looked up at this time and saw someone looking over, Teacher Su subconsciously straightened up and gently pushed the fat man away.
Image, image is very important.
It's just that Mr. Su forgot, does he still have an image at the moment? Cheap, so cheap that he got carried away, trying to tease Miss He Er's female tyrannosaurus.
Female tyrannosaurus rex is still a tyrannosaurus after all, and the tyrannosaurus has always been a wild animal, and I have never heard of a domesticated one.
It's okay to poke wild animals to play, how much courage does this have to do? The results speak for themselves, the wild animals very decisively gave a slap on the upper three roads, stomped on the lower three roads, and called it a day, and then Shi Shiran left, not taking a single cloud with him.
When the fat man watched the atrocity end, carefully dodged the rampaging Miss He Er, and came to find Teacher Su again, Teacher Su was left to lie on the ground and hum.
If you encounter an atrocity, will you go home? No, how much you will be embarrassed when you go out, and when you go back now, you must not make people laugh to death? Besides, there are other things arranged at home, which is also the reason why Teacher Su is going out today.
Since you can't go home, let's find a place to walk. As for where to walk, in view of the current state, the master and servant discussed it and successfully reached a unanimous decision to find a place with few people or even no one.
In this way, the two of them followed Fengshui all the way down and came here. But I never expected that I was so far away from the new city, and I could still meet people.
"Childe, why don't you want to be here?" the fat man looked left and right vigilantly, making sure that there was no threat, and turned his head to Su Mo to suggest. He felt that Childe was in need of comfort now, and obviously, a bowl of delicious fish soup was a good choice........ well, at least that's what the fat man thought.
Su Mo didn't speak, squinting his eyes. The two old men, both in their fifties and sixties, are certainly not ordinary people, but they are not as arrogant and rotten as those big families, but more like two old pedants.
There is a small boat tied to the river, and the small pot is just fiddled with the bow of the boat, and the aroma of delicious fish soup wafts from there. Regarding the arrival of Su Mo and the others, he just glanced up, and then looked down at the pot again, obviously in his eyes, the attraction of these two people was far worse than the fish soup in the pot.
Look up and look near left...... The only place suitable for a rest is here, and the eyes of the two old men are poisonous.
Tidying up the clothes on his body, he took two steps forward and hugged his fists and sang a fat song: "Two elders, the students are tired of walking, and they want to take this place to rest for a while, I don't know if it is okay? ”
Among the two old men, the older one always squinted his eyes, and his smile was very kind. Wen Yan just nodded lightly and didn't say much.
The younger one frowned slightly, looked him up and down a few times, and then said indifferently: "This is not owned by the old man and the two, the little brother just wants to sit on the toilet." But he didn't mention the disturbance.
Su Mo was ashamed, it seemed that people were not very interested in him. But what kind of person is Mr. Su, that cheeky has already practiced to the point of not being soaked in water and fire. Don't say that this old man didn't make it clear that he didn't welcome it, even if it was clear, Mr. Su would find a reason to welcome him.
"Thank you so much. He bowed down and thanked him, and then went to the shade of the tree to find a place. The fat man Ma Yoer took the first step, waving his sleeves to fan the ashes, and his legs were extremely doggy.
Su Mo raised his foot and kicked him on the buttocks, and scolded with a smile: "Fuck off, don't pretend here, I've never seen you so attentive on weekdays." Then he sat casually at the root of the tree, leaning against the tree, his legs straightened, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he made a comfortable ** sound.
The fat man deftly avoided it, turned his head to look at him complainingly, and muttered, "Didn't I see that you were injured?" It's really ......."
Su Mo opened his eyes and looked at him, and snorted: "The injury has anything to do with your fanning ashes? It's a small one.,If you have something to say, just let it go.,Just your IQ and play tricks with my son.。 Now, it's only one chance, and I really don't recognize it if I don't say it. ”
The fat man suddenly laughed at him, and the thief came over awkwardly, rubbed his hands and said shyly: "What's that, son, the little one thinks it, you need to make up for it in your current state." Look, the big brother of the boat family is just boiling soup over there, do you want to buy a bowl for you to eat?" As he spoke, his nose couldn't help but stir, and he grunted and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
The fat man hadn't been following him for a day or two, and he had already figured out the temper of this immortal master. It was a peaceful, unmistakable man of all his powers. Although he laughs and scolds him on weekdays, he always naturally exudes sincerity and equality. This makes the fat man move every time he thinks about it. When he faced Su Mo again, he was a little less in awe and a little more close. Even occasionally dare to say a few words with a shy face, just like in front of me.
Sure enough, Su Mo was not annoyed, but just squinted his eyes and gave him a contemptuous look, and sighed: "Look at you, look at your size." As a bodyguard, don't you feel ashamed? Have you ever seen a pig as a bodyguard? Sooner or later, I will make you into sweet and sour tenderloin, and see if you are still hungry. ”
"The people live on food. The fat man was despised and muttered in a silly whisper. Then his eyes lit up again: "Sweet and sour tenderloin, when will you eat it?" ”
Su Mo glared at him speechlessly, the point! Is it good to figure out the point? Is the point I talking about sweet and sour tenderloin?
The fat man doesn't care about that, for him, sweet and sour tenderloin is the biggest focus. This kind of meat dish invented and created by Childe has a wonderful taste of sweet and sour, which is really irresistible, but anyone who has eaten it once, no one can resist the temptation.
It's a pity, it's a pity that pork is really not good. I have been here in Sujiazhuang for so long, and I have only eaten so many times, which makes the fat man really resentful.
Before the Ming Dynasty, the pig was despised by the aristocratic class and considered unclean, which was quite a bit of a doctrine. In this regard, Su Mo expressed his doubts, and he couldn't figure out whether the ancient Han people had anything to do with ***.
But in the folk, but they don't know how to eat deliciously. Just like Song Su Dongpo's poem: Huangzhou is good pork, and the price is as cheap as dung. The rich don't want to eat, and the poor don't know how to cook.
The poem says that pork was very cheap at that time, and it was about as cheap as dirt. But the rich and noble people don't want to eat because they don't think it's clean. But although the poor can afford to eat, they don't know how to fiddle with it, and they don't know how to make it delicious.
And in the Ming Dynasty, the emperor's surname was Zhu, and Zhu had the same sound as pigs, that guy, what do you mean by raising pigs and eating pigs?
Therefore, it is not allowed to raise pigs and eat pigs. It wasn't until after Wanli that it was gradually let go, but the law on the surface has never been lifted. As for this time, a very small number of people have secretly raised so many heads, and it is really not so easy to buy pork if they want to eat it.
Under the shade of the trees by the river, a quiet place was completely broken after the two of Su Mo's master and servant came.
Listening to the two of them laughing and laughing incessantly, the older man seemed to find it more amusement, tilting his head and pricking up his ears to listen, while the younger one frowned frequently and glanced this way with displeasure in his eyes.
He attaches the most importance to etiquette in his life, paying attention to the dignity and humility of each and each according to his own etiquette. Su Mo and the two masters did not look like masters, and the servants did not have a servant, which made him a little disliked. Now I heard the two of them arguing endlessly over food, and the dislike in my heart became a little more serious.
Especially thinking of the previous one, listening to Su Mo's wild animal nonsense from afar, he even thought that this person must be a frivolous person. If it weren't for the talk of human evolution that followed, he was a little shocked, and if he wanted to listen to more, I was afraid that even if Su Mo and the others were allowed to sit down just now, he would probably leave immediately and avoid it far away to find Qingjing.
But who would have thought that although the two of them didn't stop talking after they sat down, they didn't talk about the topic of Fang Cai for half a minute, only they didn't talk about poverty and vulgarity, which made him gradually lose his patience.
"You, you're too square!" the old man on the other side, who had been squinting, stretched out a dry finger and pointed at him, and suddenly a muffled voice came out of his mouth.
The young old man was stunned, and then couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly. He saluted, "Isn't it right to be square?"
The squinting old man seemed to open his eyes and glanced at him, shaking his head: "It's not right or wrong, it's just about the state of mind." After that, ignoring the old man's thoughtfulness, he turned his head and grinned at Su Mo, revealing a mouth with a few missing teeth inside.
At this time, the fat man had successfully obtained a few big sums from Mr. Su, and ran to Xiaozhou in a hurry, smiling and smiling with the captain.
Su Mo was sitting bored, but when he turned his head and saw the old man's smile, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then he also responded with a big smile. It's just that this smiling face is a little weird, just like a child facing his own elders, with a taste of coaxing in the play, not very serious but full of family affection.
The old man smiled even more happily, and raised his hand to beckon him.
Su Mo was stunned for a moment, then got up generously, walked to the old man and sat down, tilting his head to look at him: "What's the matter with you?" Let's say first, I'm very poor, if you want to borrow money, it's easy to discuss within five big money, and if you exceed five big money, don't open your mouth as soon as possible, so as not to be embarrassed by both of us." ”
The old man was stunned for a moment, and then he burst out laughing, laughing with tears and snot.
Su Mo muttered, lowered his head and touched his body, took out a handkerchief to help him wipe it, and pouted: "The laugh is too low, I haven't played it yet." ”
He wiped the old man, which was purely a subconscious behavior. In later life, his grandfather was taken care of by him before he died. At that time, the grandfather was like the old man in front of him, always smiling, with several teeth missing in his half-open mouth, but he didn't care, and smiled like that every day until the moment of death.
Su Mo's relationship with his father was extremely poor, so bad that it was difficult to bridge. But he is very close to his grandfather, and it seems that all the father's love has been transferred to his grandfather.
At that time, Grandpa Su was like this, smiling and laughing with tears and snot, Su Mo pulled him over and wiped it with a handkerchief, while complaining. At that moment, the old man in front of him suddenly seemed to coincide with his grandfather back then, so Su Mo didn't even think about it, so he subconsciously made a move.
And it wasn't until I wiped it halfway that I suddenly came to my senses. It was only a slight pause, and seeing that the old man did not dislike to resist, he also took the opportunity to help him clean up, folded the handkerchief, and stuffed it into his sleeve. The whole action is so natural, as if you have done it a thousand times.
When the old man on the opposite side saw this scene, he was stunned for a moment, and then his face showed a look of relief, and the disgust in his eyes gradually subsided, and he began to stare at him with interest.
The old man who laughed out laughed and died down, just sat honestly and let him do it, although the smile on his face was not as exaggerated as Fang Cai, but it was a little more loving and doting, as if looking at his beloved grandson, even his eyes were a little warm.