To say that the "Country Lazy Man" draft event was held in Maojiatun, Mao Wu and Mao Liu were definitely tied for the championship, and they were ranked in no particular order.

These two men look like brothers by name, but they are not actually related to each other. Mao Wu belongs to Mao Wentao's distant nephew, after graduating from junior high school, he was influenced by the old boy, and he had no self-knowledge to have a long hair of anger, planning to follow Chen Haonan, become the old boy, serve as a small leader, win the gold of the black [Dao], and climb to the pinnacle of Yinsheng.

But when Nai was unlucky, he just followed him to the street and cut someone once, so he caught up with the crackdown, and was arrested and squatted in prison for two and a half years, and was taken care of by his fellow inmates, and finally survived until he was released from prison. This harvest was kicked to the iron plate, the merchant was a bastard, gathered a group of friends to beat him on the head and bleed, unrecognizable, lying in the hospital for half a year before coming out, his legs and feet also fell into problems, and he limped like a duck when he walked.

The black club also pays attention to the image, especially the grassroots horses, who pay attention to cool dragging, like him, who is not good-looking and old, and who walks on a bad rope, has basically said goodbye to Hedao.

Compared with him, Mao Liu's experience is much simpler, just two words 'gnaw the old', from junior high school dropout to gnaw, gnawed until almost thirty years old, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling and smoking, all five poisons, until the two old people gnawed away with hatred, began to gnaw the inheritance, until the homestead was sold out.

The two have one thing in common, that is, they are lazy to eat.

There is a Papua New Guinea proverb that says it well: like gathers like and pigs divide into herds.

Mao Wu and Mao Liu's reputation in the village is very stinky, so it is natural to mix together, often inferior cigarettes, inferior wine, and begin to blow and blow, from ancient times to the present, pointing to the world, I almost shouted a sentence: "Today's bear, only Mao Wu and Mao Liu's ears." ”

Because the two of them were so famous, the villagers didn't even dare to lend them a bowl. So the two of them lived a very poor life, relying on stealing chickens and touching dogs and touching porcelain to blackmail for a living, especially Mao Wu, who is especially good at touching porcelain, and his high and low feet are the most perfect big killers.

But recently, the two of them had a good life, pouring a few bottles of pesticides into the fish pond, one of them divided two thousand yuan, and later wrote some big-character posters on the wall, and one of them divided another thousand yuan.

If you have money, you have enough confidence, this month is a big fish and meat, and even Yuxi smoke has been brought to a good time, and when you are full of food and drink, you will find a pink hair salon, pinch your feet and shoot.

The pockets wilted as quickly as premature ejaculation, and just when the two of them made up their minds to visit the hair salon in the future without pinching their feet and enjoy a little sister together, business came to the door again.

It's still the same fish pond, the same pesticide, and the price has risen by 500. Mao Wumao scratched his ears and cheeks, and nodded in agreement without hesitation.

After the two of them bought pesticides separately, they found a small restaurant to drink Zhuangxing wine, found a small hair salon, came to Zhuangxing, stayed up until three o'clock in the morning, and embarked on the road of no return.

The two people hurriedly picked up the pesticide bottle, and got into the grass on the shore of the water, and after a while, they turned on a small flashlight wrapped in plastic tape, and carefully looked around.

It's not that they're bold, it's because it's dark and rainy, and their vision is limited.

Spraying pesticides into fish ponds is a technical job, not just standing on the shore and twisting the bottle into it, so that the pesticide cannot be fully diffused, and the lethality is very limited.

If you want to get the reward money and get away, you must complete the task beautifully. And it's also for Mao Wentao, maybe he can fake the tiger and seek some welfare in the future.

They turned on a flashlight and observed in the grass and found the fiberglass boat used for feeding and fertilizing the fish pond. After the oars of the boat were finished, they were received by Lu Zheng at home, and the cable was also locked.

However, one of them took a short shovel from home to use as an oar, and the cable was cut directly with iron scissors.

After the two men climbed into the boat with sacks, they began to row with shovels on the left and right.

As soon as they thought of the soft sister coin of the Red Exhibition, the two of them immediately had high morale and high spirits, and for a while the shovels were flying, the waves were splashing, and the pouring rain could not extinguish the blazing fire in their hearts at all.

Just as the two of them rowed hard, halfway through, something was gradually wrong around them, and a layer of white mist rose from the water.

Mao Wu was taken aback and said, "Damn, what's the fog?"

Mao Liu said while paddling: "Don't beep useless, hurry up and pour the medicine twice, I'm still waiting to go back and drink two cups and get a good night's sleep." ”

The two of them rowed hard a few more times, and began to hair, because the fog was getting bigger and bigger, and the whole thing was enveloped in the boat, and it was impossible to distinguish things, and they couldn't shine a meter away with a flashlight.

Mao Wu threw the shovel and pulled Mao Liudao: "Damn, how do I feel wrong." Have you ever seen a heavy rain and a thick fog?"

Mao Liu also felt very weird, but he had a good sense of direction, and said in a deep voice: "Old Five, let's fall here." Let's go back the way we came, and quickly retreat. ”

As soon as Mao Liu's words fell, there was a pop, which startled the two of them, only to see that the woven bag containing pesticides placed in the stern of the boat actually rolled into the water.

Mao Wu rushed over and fished out a handful but didn't catch it, the woven bag gurgled a few times, sank into the water, and cursed in his mouth: "Mom, it's white, I'm." ”

Mao Liu gasped, picked up the shovel and said, ", why do I think it's a bit evil today, let's withdraw quickly." ”

Mao Wu also had a little numb scalp, so the two of them picked up the shovel and began to row back.

After paddling for half an hour, it stands to reason that it should have landed a long time ago, but there was still a thick fog in front of me, and it was white.

When they looked at each other, there was a loud bang, and a black shadow jumped up at the stern of the boat, which quickly sank into the water, setting off a wave of spray.

Mao Wu and Mao Liu's scalps blinked, and goosebumps scurried all over their bodies.

"Damn, what the hell! Run!" Mao Wu shouted, and the two of them began to paddle like crazy, wielding a shovel as fast as a professional dragon boat racer.

There was a bang.

A huge wave more than two meters high slammed into the boat, and the two people screamed, both of them were overturned on the boat, and the shovels in their hands slid into the water.

The two men were dizzy for a while, and before they could scream, they felt the hull of the ship suddenly begin to rise, and they were lifted into the air by a huge wave.

With a bang, the boat fell into the water, and before Mao Wumaoliu could catch his breath, another huge wave more than two meters high hit him.

The two of them clung to the cable of the cabin, and Mao Wu screamed in fear: "Nima paralysis, this is a fish pond?

The stormy waves are endless, and their intensity is comparable to that of a Hollywood special effects blockbuster.

The crumbling boat kept rising and sinking with the huge waves, which was more exciting than riding a roller coaster, and the strong feeling of dizziness made their stomachs begin to roll, and waves of filth squirted out of their mouths.

There was a crunch, a crack opened in the cabin, and the water gurgled back.

"Leak,,. ”

Mao Liu hurriedly covered the gap with his hands.

Quack, quack......

A continuous crunch sounded, and in the blink of an eye the bottom of the boat was like a musical fountain.

The pants of the two people instantly spurted out a stream of heat, and they shouted in unison: "Help, help." ”

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Tomorrow is the marriage of my classmates, and I have been too busy lately. I will keep two shifts, but the number of words may be a little small, please be calm and wait for a few days to get through and return to normal progress.