Chapter 9: The Earthen Artillery Battle (I)

"Hehe, Brother Yi is still particular, I haven't drunk this monkey wine for some years, even the bottom of the wine is fine......"

Smelling the long-lost smell of monkey wine, Sanpao's eyes suddenly lit up, snatched the wine gourd, opened the bad wine he bought and poured it in, and shook it a few times when it was over, and then took a sip to his mouth, but Sanpao knew that the wine was too strong, but he didn't dare to drink more.

"Damn, death three shots, aren't you disgusting, do you want the two of us to drink your saliva?"

Seeing that the three guns drank directly at the mouth of the gourd, the fat man couldn't help but be furious, and the splitter snatched the gourd in the hands of the three guns, and also poured a mouthful of it, saying that when they were a few children, a lollipop could be eaten by three people, and the fat man cared that the three guns just drank wine at the mouth.

"You two, let me say something...... Fang Yi on the side looked speechless, but the monkey wine was brewed by him, and he had drunk more than Sanpao and the fat man over the years, and the wine was even more disdainful, and he didn't go to compete with the two of them.

"Hmm, Sancang, what about the fish you fried?" Fang Yi shook his head, and when he picked up the chopsticks and was about to pick up the vegetables, he was suddenly stunned, because there were all chicken and duck meat on this table, but there was no fish dish.

You must know that Fang Yi grew up in the mountains, and he will catch some small animals when he has nothing to do, so he doesn't have much interest in game, but he just loves to eat fish, but there are no fish in the mountains, so every time he eats fish, he is taken up the mountain by the fat man and the three cannons.

"Hmm, Peng Sanjun, I said you kid don't pay attention to it......"

After hearing Fang Yi's words, the fat man also found that there was no fish on the table, and immediately became angry, pointed at the three cannons and said, "You kid obviously knows that Brother Yi likes to eat fish, so you won't serve this dish, right......?"

"I really can't afford it, but I want to fry the fish......"

Sanpao smiled bitterly when he heard this, he spent a lot of money on love during this time, he spent two or three hundred to buy a set of clothes for Fang Yi in the city, and even the retirement allowance was spent, and the dishes on the table were still brought from his parents' house.

Originally, the three guns were going to go to the reservoir at the foot of the mountain to fry some fish, but he didn't expect that the police station in the town actually set up a police point on the edge of the reservoir, and there was a policeman in a police uniform with two joint defense team members staying there all day.

"Don't say I really forgot about it......"

Hearing the three guns talk about the extra police point on the side of the reservoir, the fat man was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and said: "Recently, the new city has been renovated, and the water used is all brought from our reservoir, in order to prevent someone from sabotage, so a police ......point was built."

The reservoir in Weijia Village is surrounded by mountains on three sides, covers a large area, and has always been used as a reserve reservoir for Jinling City, so after the renovation of the new city, the reservoir that has been built for more than 30 years has naturally been opened.

As the saying goes, the people of Weijia Village used to go up the mountain to pick some mountain goods, but also often went to the reservoir to fish, but now the reservoir is no longer allowed to go to the net, of course, these local landowners sometimes go fishing, and the people who guard the reservoir will not take care of it if they turn a blind eye.

"Since that's the case, forget it, it's nothing to eat one less meal...... Fang Yi heard that someone was guarding the reservoir, and immediately said: "Aren't we going down the mountain immediately, when we earn money from part-time work, I will invite you to eat ......"

"Then how can it be done, of course I invite ......" Sanpao felt that he had lost face in front of the two small hairs, his face turned red, and he said hatefully: "If you don't do it sooner or later, you have to wait for Lao Tzu to come before setting up a police point......

"Actually, it's not that you can't blow it up......"

The fat man touched his chin, and a sly smile appeared on his seemingly honest fat face, and he said: "Today is Saturday, the police and joint defense teams in those towns must have gone home, let's touch it and throw two cannons, and then catch the fish and run, there should be no problem......

"Fatty, are you sure they're back?"

After hearing the fat man's words, Sanpai's eyes lit up, they are all children who grew up in the countryside, although they have been soldiers outside for a few years, but their legal awareness is not very strong, they have fried a lot of fish since they were children, as long as they are not caught, they have not seen the police arrest which family?

"Definitely going back, do you think those guys are still on the hill on the weekend?"

The fat man nodded vigorously, he knew that although the police stationed in the town were from the town, the two joint defense teams were from the village, and when he brought Fang Yi back just now, the fat man also saw one of them carrying a wine bottle home.

"Okay, let's do a ......," Sanpao said excitedly.

"Your kid's ability can only do one shot, I think you are calling three shots for nothing, hahaha......" The fat man laughed ill-intentionedly.

"What does it have to do with him calling three guns and doing one cannon?" Fang Yi asked puzzled.

"Don't pay attention to the fat man, he's a hooligan......"

The three guns understood the fat man's words, and said angrily: "Three guns are three guns, anyway, the brothers will go to the city in the future, and there will be no chance to come back to fry the fish, but I only made two of those things, and I have to make another ......."

"That's not easy, you have a lot of explosives at home, it's good to make another ......" The fat man smiled, and didn't explain to Fang Yi the difference between one cannon and three guns.

"Inexplicable......" Seeing the two people in front of him laughing so much, Fang Yi knew that it was not a good word, and said angrily at the moment: "Do you want to do it, ......right?

Fang Yi grew up in the mountains since he was a child, although he has read a few books related to law, but compared to the fat man and the three guns, he is even more legally illiterate, and he doesn't realize that it is illegal to do ** privately.

"Then let you see, by the way, we don't call it a bomb, it's all called a soil artillery fight......" The third artillery said: "You two eat first, I'll prepare something......"

"You kid hurry up, let's keep some stomach for fish......" Hearing Sanpao say this, Fang Yi and the fat man also felt hungry, so they picked up the chopsticks and ate immediately.

"There's still one bottle missing, and I changed all the extra beer bottles at home to the commissary......" A few minutes later, Sancang walked out of the inner room with a plastic bag, glanced left and right, picked up the bottle of bad wine on the table and walked to the courtyard, and poured out all the wine inside.

"Actually, it's very simple to make this thing......"

Seeing Fang Yi's eyes looking at him without blinking, the three guns who returned to the house smiled proudly, and said: "If there is an alarm clock, I can even make regular artillery battles, buddy has not been a fool in the army in the past few years......"

The third artillery is really not bragging, he is an engineer, plus he has been dealing with gunpowder since he was a child, and he has an unusual obsession with bombs.

So if it weren't for the Third Artillery's insistence on retiring from the army, the leaders of his troops would have been ready to turn him into a technical non-commissioned officer, and the Third Artillery relied on this ability to play explosives.

"Don't blow it, quickly prepare things, it's not too late, if you wait until the middle of the night to blow it up, maybe someone will find out......"

The fat man grabbed a peanut and smashed it angrily, he couldn't get used to the strength of the three guns, and he was kicked out of the army by the political commissar, and the kid from the three guns took the initiative to ask to be discharged, which also hit people.

"Isn't it nice to do this?" Sangun pouted, took the bowl in front of him aside, and placed the plastic bag and wine bottle in his hand on the table.

Sangun glanced left and right, found a colander from the cupboard in the house, stuck it in the mouth of the bottle, and then grabbed a handful of black powder with a sulfur smell from the plastic bag with his hand, and poured it into the wine bottle through the colander.

The three cannons are familiar with the habits of gunpowder, but when Fang Yi and the fat man talk about it, there are some ignorant people who are fearless, they don't know that the three cannons are used to blow up mountain stones, and they are not very stable, and one will be detonated if he is not careful.

When the bottle was filled with about a third of the gunpowder, the three guns pulled out a thumb-sized object from his pocket, which was covered with a layer of yellow paper, half solid and half hollow.

Sancang took out a pair of scissors, cut a ball of rope with the thickness of a thumb about thirty centimeters, and then stuffed one end of the rope into the hollow of the yellow pipe, until it could not be stopped, and then put the yellow pipe into the bottle with the rope.

"The pipe is **, the rope is the fuse, this fuse will not be extinguished when it encounters water, and it will not burn too quickly......" Seeing Fang Yi's puzzled look next to him, the fat man was responsible for explaining that how many households in Weijia Village had never fried fish?

"Hehe, fat man, didn't your family's gunpowder also buy from our family?"

Hearing the fat man's words, the three guns laughed, but the movements in his hands were not slow at all, after stuffing the **, he quickly put the remaining gunpowder into the bottle, and then found three chopsticks to compact the gunpowder.

After doing this, the three guns took some more water, ran to the yard to make a ball of mud, and sealed the mouth of the bottle with mud, leaving only a fuse about ten centimeters long outside, and an earthen cannon battle was completed.

"This thing, it's not very powerful, isn't it?" Looking at the bottle in the third gunner, Fang Yi faintly felt a sense of danger.

"Of course the power is great, the ** explosives used to open the mountain are not even half ......" The three guns nodded proudly and said: "Our fish bombing is different from Kaishan, these explosives just shock the fish to death or stun the fish, so we need to install a little more." ”

"Okay, the things are done, let's go now......" In the past few years, the management of the reservoir has been relatively strict, and there are fewer and fewer things to fry fish, and the fat man has not done this for a while, so the realization is very positive.

"You two don't want to eat any more?" the three cannons didn't care, and reached out to pick up a green satchel behind the door, which contained two earthen cannons that had already been prepared.

"I ate half full just now...... Fang Yi was also a little excited, since he was a child, he had heard the two of them talk about how fun fried fish was, and he also wanted to see what kind of gameplay this was.

"Well, now that no one in the village is sleeping, the movement won't be too big......" Sanpao glanced at the clock on the wall, it was just after seven o'clock, and the people in the village were either watching TV or drinking and playing cards, and no one would notice the reservoir.

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