Episode 301: The temporary signing party of the white part-time worker
PS: Ahem, it's okay not to ask for a collection, but it's not moving for three days, and I'm ...... Hehehe
"Now insert a piece of news, the famous Korean-American world star, actor Zheng Xiyi XI suddenly appeared in the Guanghuamen Jiaobao Library an hour ago, causing a great commotion, and a large number of fans and fans have gathered at the scene, and the Guanghuamen District Police Station has sent police to maintain order. This is the first appearance of actor Jung Hee-yi XI in South Korea since November 2005, as the national brother of the Republic of Korea, a national actor, and a national model student, actor Jung Hee-yi XI has been away from South Korea for two years, and he has successfully starred in two seasons as the protagonist in the popular American drama "Criminal Minds......"
"Xianyu, turn it off, it's useless to listen to the radio again, the road is already blocked!" Li Chengman looked at the Jiaobao Library, which was still hundreds of meters away, sighed and said, "That's it, I'll take someone over, you drive slowly, and notify me when it's almost there." ”
Liu Xianyu nodded helplessly and pulled the car on the side of the road, Li Chengman and Cui Shanyi got out of the car with four assistants, and walked quickly in the direction of Jiaobao Library. ”
Cui Shanyi covered her mouth and smiled: "Wasn't Chengman OPPA very happy when I went to pick him up the day before yesterday?"
Li Chengman looked at the crowd gathered outside the Jiaobao Library Building, which he could already see, gritted his teeth and said, "Now I regret it!"
Cui Shanyi and several assistants all turned their heads and snickered, S.MCC wants to talk about who is the happiest Zheng Xiyi's return, it must be Li Chengman, and now this look of wanting to refuse and welcome is really unbearable.
Finally walked through the crowd and walked up the steps of the Jiaobao Library, the security personnel at the door checked their documents and talked to them inside before letting them through, Li Chengman, Cui Shanyi and others were dumbfounded as soon as they entered the door, and the scene in front of them was a little confusing......
The middle of the hall on the first floor of the Kyobo Library has been cordoned, and the crowd who just entered the gate went to the second floor along the right-hand escalator under the guidance of the staff, and the crowd of people going downstairs stood in the passage arranged in a zigzag shape, marching slowly and orderly on the left side towards the gate, and from time to time screams and laughter came from the top of the line on the left. A few girls who were clinging to the shopping paper bags on their chests were smiling like nymphomaniacs, and they were jumping excitedly and jumping past Li Chengman and them through the cordon, and their faces were red.
“MO…… "Li Chengman looked at this strange scene in confusion like everyone else, why did this scene look like a signing meeting, but what did Zheng Xiyi have to sign?
The staff of the Jiaobao Library came over to verify Li Chengman's identity, and then led them through the cordon to the front of the line, Zheng Xiyi was sitting behind a temporary signing table put together by several tables, and a temporary printed roll-up banner display was placed next to the table, which read "Zheng Xiyi Temporary Signing Meeting".
Zheng Xiyi was writing something on a book with her head down, and a woman in her thirties stood in front of the table, dressed as a housewife, staring at Zheng Xiyi with a doting smile. Zheng Xiyi signed his name on the book, looked up, saw Li Chengman standing on the side, stood up with a smile, first held the book to the housewife with both hands, and took a selfie with her. Waiting for the housewife to leave, the staff temporarily stopped the fans behind, and Li Chengman went around behind the table and handed Zheng Xiyi a bottle of water before speaking.
"What's the situation, doesn't it mean that you are surrounded? How did it become a temporary signing meeting, what are you signing for?" Li Chengman frowned and looked left and right, but he didn't see any goods piled up next to him.
Zheng Xiyi pointed upward, took a sip of water and said: "There are still some books and DVDs of "Full House of Romance" and "My name is Jin Sanshun" in the warehouse, in order to prevent these fans from gathering here without purpose, I simply let them move those stocks out and put them on the shelves, as long as the guests who have purchased these two books and DVDs can come down here to sign and take a group photo, so that there will be much more order and the number of people can be controlled." ”
Li Chengman smiled bitterly, Zheng Xiyi is not a writer, and S.MCC is not a publisher, and there is no penny to make from signing, isn't this a part-time job for nothing?
Zheng Xiyi understood what he was thinking, shook his head and said: "I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, but there are more and more people who don't do this, most of them are watching the excitement, if something happens, it will be bad, in contrast, although we have no actual interests in this way, it is equivalent to zero-cost publicity that I am back." ”
Li Chengman still glared at Zheng Xiyi dissatisfied, "Ah, are you a newly debuted artist? You still need publicity to return? If you really want to publicize it, I will notify the media and fans to pick you up on the day you come back, and you can make a sensation all over South Korea by paying a little fare." ”
Don't think that there is no cost for celebrities to go abroad and return to China, and there is no cost to meet and shoot media at the airport. Not to mention how much it costs to organize and transfer fan groups, just to say that the media came to shoot, if it wasn't for the company's notice and reception, how could so many media appear at the airport on time and line up for filming. This kind of well-informed filming is to prepare transportation expenses for the reporters who come to the scene, and even prepare some fast food if the time is right, so as not to starve people, do you really think that it is all up to reporters to squat in the airport hall to capture pictures? It is to capture the private life of celebrities, and it is by no means a propaganda campaign.
Li Chengman looked at the crowd that was still pouring in and the longer and longer queues, and said worriedly: "Oh Duokai (Korean: what to do), there are still many people outside, I estimate that there are not thousands of people but six or seven hundred, and even the traffic is blocked for hundreds of meters, do you want to sign for an afternoon?"
Zheng Xiyi raised his head and drank the water, shrugged his shoulders and said, "There's no way, it's just a lesson, next time I must dress up well before going out." ”
Li Chengman said that he was angry, "Ah! You dare to mention this, Xianyu and Shanyi are obviously waiting for you to be summoned in the company at any time, and it is only ten minutes from your home to the company, can't you call them together? Even if you don't want them to accompany you, let Shanyi help you put on makeup! Look at what you look like now, even if you don't wear hats and glasses, you actually go out without makeup, do you want to manage the image of being black and thin?"
Zheng Xiyi stuck out his tongue and said to Li Chengman with a sad face: "Brother the day before yesterday, you came to pick me up at the airport and almost didn't recognize me, so I was relieved to come out and hang out." I didn't expect the reprint of "My Name is Jin Sanshun" to use the stills of me and Sister Xuan'er as the cover, so it was recognized by fans, it was too coincidental, and it was really not my fault. ”
Li Chengman glared at him hatefully, waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, it's not your fault, it's all my fault, I shouldn't believe you, I thought you could be more mature after going to the United States for two years, but you are still so willful, pianist!"
Zheng Xiyi scratched his head, suddenly turned around and waved to the fans, and said loudly: "Anihasse, Zheng Xiyi Yimida, long time no see, everyone." ”
The entire hall was full of people, and the fans suddenly reacted, and immediately screamed again and again, shouting in unison: "Anihasse!"
Zheng Xiyi pointed at Li Chengman and said: "Inside, just now my agent said that I was too disrespectful to everyone to go out without makeup, I was black and thin and ugly, did everyone think I became ugly?"
"Arnie!"
"OPPA is the most handsome!"
Fans shouted one after another, and Qi Shushu turned his gaze to Li Chengman, if a pair of eyes were two arrows, Li Chengman must have been pierced by ten thousand arrows at this time.
Li Chengman bowed to everyone in embarrassment, then took a step back and quickly shrank behind Zheng Xiyi, everyone was stunned and burst into laughter.
Zheng Xiyi also laughed and bowed to everyone in thanks, sat back at the table and continued to sign autographs for fans who bought books or DVDs.
It wasn't until 4 o'clock in the afternoon that all the thousands of novels and DVDs in the Jiaobao Library's warehouse were sold out, and Zheng Xiyi took the opportunity to squeeze out the crowd and get into the nanny car and leave with the combined efforts of the staff of the Jiaobao Library, the police officers who maintained order, and the assistants brought by Li Chengman.
As soon as he got on the bus, Zheng Xiyi, who fell into the seat, wiped the sweat on his head and face, he didn't even know when the ponytail on the back of his head was torn crooked, his scalp hurt for a while, it is estimated that his hair was torn off a lot, and the clothes on his body were even more unshaped.
Looking at the four assistants who stopped the crowd outside the closed car door, Zheng Xiyi asked worriedly: "Brother Chengman, those assistants will be fine if they don't get in the car, right?"
The suit on Li Chengman's body was also crumpled, and his face was full of sweat and urged Liu Xianyu, "Be careful, be careful, drive slowly, don't touch people, but don't stop." ”
Hearing Zheng Xiyi's question, Li Chengman turned around and said, "It's okay with them, you will disperse when you leave, you are the source of all this." I warn you, you are absolutely not allowed to go out alone in the future, you must notify me first when you go out, and if I am not available, at least let Hyunwoo follow you, do you hear?"
Zheng Xiyi sat up straight, reached to the back of his head and tried to untie the crooked ponytail and tie it again, but his hair was already tangled and pulled several times, just pulling it lightly and gasping in pain.
A pair of soft hands brushed away Zheng Xiyi's hand, gently covered the back of Zheng Xiyi's head and rubbed it, then pressed the root of the ponytail, and untied the messy hair little by little. Zheng Xiyi just wanted to look back to see who it was, but he pulled his scalp again, and took a painful breath again, and his hands grabbed the sides of his head slightly to prevent him from moving again.
Cui Shanyi's voice came from behind her, "Ah, don't move, don't you see people helping you straighten your hair?"
Zheng Xiyi stroked his forehead speechlessly, and only after a while raised his head and said, "Sister Shanyi, although you have been in the company for two years, we have only been together for less than two months, and we are all talking to me now." ”
Cui Shanyi walked out from behind him, raised her hand and put the makeup sponge on Zheng Xiyi's forehead and began to clean him, "Is that what I want to say to you?" ”
Li Chengman smiled and said: "Xiyi, you'd better not be awkward with Shanyi, even Zhun Ji doesn't dare to talk loudly to Shanyi among the artists in the company." ”
As soon as Zheng Xiyi frowned, Cui Shanyi's eyebrows stood up, so frightened that Zheng Xiyi suddenly stiffened his face and didn't dare to frown anymore, and asked in fear: "MO? Sister Shanyi has become the first sister of the company after not seeing her for two years?"
Li Chengman laughed, and Cui Shanyi said while cleaning the sweat on Zheng Xiyi's face without smiling: "Once Jung-gi stole my supper, do you know what his fate is like?"
Zheng Xiyi looked at Cui Shanyi with a curious baby's look, Cui Shanyi smiled and didn't answer, but there was a burst of laughter behind Zheng Xiyi......
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