A brand that can't see what material is carved, the front is carved with the image of Lao Jun, and the back is carved with complex patterns in Yin text, which vaguely seems to imply some kind of law, and the two big characters in the middle of the seal: Tianmen. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Su Mo looked at it a few times, and then looked up at the person in front of him carefully. White and chubby, with a round face and two small eyes, without speaking with a smile, like a Buddha.

A tuanhua brocade staff robe, because of the fat body tightly stretched on the body, it is very worrying that the movement will tear apart if the movement is a little bigger.

The two fat hands like meat hammers were put together, and when they saw Su Mo's view, they arched again, smiling and flattering.

I'm going to it! This is the master that Tianji has found? Su Mo's eyes jumped, and he felt that he had been deceived into his feelings.

"How tall are you?" asked Pressed Fire.

The little eyes were rolling slightly, and Su Mo estimated that he could reach more than seven thousand two hundred turns, catching up with 586.

Two hands were stretched out, and ten fingers were like carrots. Bent up two with great difficulty, thought about it, pressed one, hesitated, and then pressed down again: "Seven feet....... well, six feet....... there." ”

Su Mo looked at him, and his head could reach his forehead. That's it, it's still six feet? Just now I even wanted to report seven feet? I'm going! Do you dare to have a slipper in the Heavenly Master Sect?

When the thief bull's nose of Tianji first saw him, he dared to brag like a fairy descending to earth; At present, this so-called master is like this again, and even his height dares to show his work. Your sister, is this considered a teacher's origin?

Seven feet, six feet...... Nima, one foot at this time is equal to 31.1 centimeters in later generations, seven feet of Nima are more than two meters, and six feet are more than one meter and eight meters. Look at your frustration, if you are 1.8 meters, how tall is Lao Tzu? Sixteen years old has grown into 1.9 meters and almost 2 meters, girl, do you think this is a crossing through another world, when Lao Tzu is an alien?

Also, do you have a relationship between seven feet and six feet and Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is asking you how high your kung fu is? You tell me that you are seven feet and six feet, and the chicken and duck talk about Smecta.

Su Mo tried to calm his breathing, suppressing the urge to beat up this guy. He raised his hand and stroked his forehead, and then asked, "Ming'er, what's your name?" Also, what kind of kung fu are you good at?"

The fat man blinked, thought for a while, and hesitated: "May I ask Master Su, which name are you asking?"

Su Mo almost fainted, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you have many names?"

The fat man stretched out two more hands, pulled them very hard, and nodded: "Probably, seven or eight...... Uh, five or six. ”

Su Mo looked at him speechlessly, feeling that he was really out of temper. Half-loud, Mu Ran said: "Any one, let me call you." ”

The fat man sighed, thought about it seriously, and showed a flattering smile on his fat face: "Otherwise, Master Su will give him a name, and he will be called by Master Su, and others can't call it." Whoever calls the punishment whom, fines him money, a lot of money, hehe, hehe. ”

Su Mo was shocked and looked at him again in horror. Isn't it also a time traveler, or how can you still understand patent law?

The fat man's small eyes blinked vigorously, and when he saw that Su Shi didn't speak for a long time and just stared at him, the fat on his face trembled, nervous and expectant.

Uncle Tianji said, this is a real immortal. Even the old ancestor Fu Zhen wants to worship the true god under the door. If he could give one to him, wouldn't he be worth a hundred times more immediately? However, why did this immortal only stare at himself and not speak? Oh, isn't it a special hobby of a fairy? If it is broken, what can be done? If the immortal really has that request, will he obey or not? This is a question.

Killing Su Mo couldn't imagine the fat man's thoughts at the moment, he hadn't woken up from the shock yet. It wasn't until the fat man's face was almost green when he was really frightened by his question that Su Shenxian finally reacted.

He let out a long breath, waved his hand weakly, and sighed, "Whatever, tell me what you're good at." ”

The fat man was overjoyed, and then he was dazed. Blinked, and muttered, "Whatever, why is this .......name so ....... weird?"

Su Mo froze, feeling like vomiting blood. The next moment he was furious: "Bastard, Lao Tzu is asking you what you can do, what you are good at, you Rory, you are a ghost! I don't understand this, do you have an IQ?"

The fat man was scolded and fainted, but then he suddenly came to his senses, admired with joy, and bowed and said: "Master Su is really a real person, this is the so-called head drink." The immortal method is extraordinary. Su Shi's meaning, but everything is the law, wind and rain, landscapes, chickens, dogs, pigs, dogs, and all things are the law? Just go with the flow, so it's the source of all the law, right? Haha, hahaha, uh, the disciple Xie Sushi gave the name, Xie Sushi gave the name. Well, IQ, IQ, that's understanding. Tsk, the words of the fairy family, it's really ....... it's really ......."

Smack!

The sign in Su Mo's hand landed, and then he turned his head and touched it around.

The fat man jumped up quickly, stretched out his hand to pick up the sign, and gave it to him with flattering hands: "Master Su, here and here, the disciple has picked it up." ”

Su Mo's eyes burst out, and his heart was so sad. I just wanted to find out where there was a knife, and directly hacked this bastard to death, has something to do with this brand? Look at this villain's appearance, what kind of ability can he have in this virtue?

I've been deceived, I've really been deceived! Tianji, you old bastard, you wait, don't let Lao Tzu see you again!

He gritted his teeth fiercely.

The fat man peeked at him, and when he saw that his face was uncertain, he couldn't help but jump in his heart, and suddenly felt blessed in his heart, and suddenly thought that it seemed that Su Shi had asked other questions just now. As a result, I went so happy that I forgot to answer, which is really a sin.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly and carefully stuffed the brand into Su Mo's hand, afraid that Su Mo would not be able to hold it, and carefully poked it with his radish fingers, and then said carefully: "Back to Master Su, Xiao is the best at mind reading, and can unconsciously obtain the thoughts in the hearts of others." ”

Su Mo woke up suddenly, took two steps back abruptly, and looked up and down vigilantly. Mind reading? I'll go! Is it true? This is a big killer. If I had learned, I would have read about Apricot Er and Secretion and He Lala or something, wouldn't it be ....... uh, no, no, how could I think of that Lala? It's so unhealthy, it's too unhealthy, it's too perverted! Well, think about some normal people, like the little girl in Luting, or something...... Oops! So small, so evil, so evil, how could I think of that little girl. Phew, it's all this bastard fat man, led astray by him.

Pressing all the sins on the innocent fat man's head, Su Mo felt that he was glorious again. The next moment, he suddenly realized, took two steps back with his hands on his chest, and asked vigilantly, "You...... Did you just ...... Hmm, did you feel anything?"

The fat man was stunned, his face was full of confusion, and he shook his head: "What?

Su Mo was relieved, put down his hand, coughed twice, and said in a manly voice: "Fat man, you ...... Well, how do you use mind-reading? Ahem, don't get me wrong, I just want to hear it, see if there's anything missing, and I want to help you make up for it. ”

The fat man was overjoyed, his eyes lit up, the chicken nodded like a peck of rice, and said with his fingers: "This technique has three views and two questions, three views, the observation of the gods, the observation of color, and the observation of the form; The so-called contemplation of the gods is to observe the eyes of the other party and guess the people and things that the other party is concerned about; As for contemplating the form, it is to pay attention to the actions and behaviors of the other party, so as to infer what the other person is thinking. Finally, it is supplemented by the two-question method, which leads to questions about the person and the details of the thing asked, which leads to the ........"

Balabala, the fat man said that the foam of the mouth splashed, and the little eyes lit up. Su Mo stroked his chest with one hand, looked up at the sky, and his heart was sad to death.

Nima! This is mind reading? This is mind reading! I was deceived again, why was I deceived again? This was the case last time, and this time this fat man is again. I ....... me....... how can I be so kind? Why, why are good people always hurt?

Su Mo's face was blank, and the tears in his heart were like a river and a sea.

"What else would you do besides this? would it be useful or not? such as kung fu, fists and kicks, or something?" mechanically interrupted the fat man's talking, Su Mo's voice sounded so hollow, with a sense of death.

The fat man stopped abruptly, looked at him suspiciously, and smacked his lips puzzled: "What Master Su asked about the martial arts of the mortal world? ”

Suddenly, seeing Master Su's knife-like gaze, Ji Lingling shuddered, and hurriedly said: "Yes, the disciple has practiced horizontal kung fu, and it is difficult to get into the gong." Not to mention ordinary fists and feet, there are also a few flying knife skills, but they are counted as hundreds of shots, and they are not vain......"

Su Mo's eyes lit up. Invulnerable, the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt? 100 shots, 100 shots, no false hair? This is Xiao Li's flying knife! I'll go! Master! Sure enough, it's a master! Well, except for a little bit of a problem with IQ, there is nothing wrong with the others. The Tianji kid is quite reliable, and he can praise him next time.

At this moment, someone forgot the oath he had made not long ago, and he wanted to do something to a certain Taoist priest. In a certain alley in the capital, Tianji suddenly shivered, and an ominous feeling rose from his heart, and he hurriedly looked around vigilantly, but found nothing that was an eyesore, so he breathed a sigh of relief. This is too weird, it seems that there is really a demon who wants to be unfavorable to Su Shi. Hmph, this time we must find it out thoroughly, peel it off its skin and bones, and destroy it all in shape.

Lao Dao was ruthless, looked left and right, and flew away.

In the study, Su Mo looked at the fat man with a smile, and the more he looked, the more satisfied he became. Half a sound, in the fat man's creepy horror, he got up and nodded: "Okay, from now on, you will follow me." Well, stay on top of each other, all the time. ”

The fat man's face twitched, and his expression was complicated in a low voice. I feel sad in my heart, and sure enough, I still can't keep my innocence. All the time, isn't it even to go to bed at night to accompany you? The so-called accompaniment, isn't it just to sleep? Pity yourself....... uh, wait.

He suddenly thought of something, hesitated, and said carefully: "Qiqi Master Su, it is said that it is a small honor for you to ask for a small attendant, and the small one does not dare to disobey." It's just that .......It's just a small thing, and there is something that must be said in advance, so as not to collide with Su Shi ....... then."

"Stop!"

Su Mo's face turned pale, and he suddenly shouted loudly.

The fat man was frightened, but he only hated Su Shi, and his heart was sad and frightened. didn't know that Su Mo was also covered in sweat and hair at this time, and the chrysanthemums were about to shrink.

"You ....... tell you the truth, what did the heavens arrange for you to do?"

This is too scary! I just want to find a bodyguard, how can I talk about going to bed? Think about the red candle and the bed, a fat male man with a face full of resentment, white flowers....... Su Mo vomited, and suddenly the world was turned upside down in his stomach.

"Uncle Tianji, he ....... him let his disciples....... let his disciples obey Master Su's orders. The fat man looked sad and choked up.

"What else?

"That's all. ”

"Nothing? Nothing else?"

"yes, no, nothing else. ”

"That'...... Then you...... You, what did you mean by that ........ waiter or something?"

"Hey, isn't it what Master Su said? Wouldn't it be ........ when you go to bed at night?"

"I'm your uncle, too!"

Bang!

There was a roar, followed by a muffled sound, but the door of the study shattered, and a round thing flew out of it with a terrible scream.