"Fang Yi, are you back?"

As soon as he opened the door with the key and entered the courtyard, Fang Yi saw Man Jun and the fat man sitting under the grape trellis in the courtyard drinking tea.

"Alas, what did I say, what are you doing?" Fang Yi said angrily: "Seeing that your face is like a peach blossom with spring in your eyes, this is a spring heart, right?

"Hey, I said Fang Yi, you're still not my buddy......" The fat man said eloquently: "I don't look for you if you have something......, who are you looking for?"

"Brother Man, which one is he singing this time, fat man?" Fang Yi sat down with a smile and a smile, his eyes looking at Man Jun.

"Didn't you say it, this kid has a spring heart......

Man Jun also smiled wryly, and said: "Before you came back, this little fat man had been pulling me for half an hour, and I had to teach him how to pick up girls, you said that Brother Man and I are in our forties, what should I teach him?"

When Man Jun spoke, he was really helpless, he got married in the early eighties, free love is basically a luxury, almost all of them rely on introductions, and when they meet on the street, they have to walk one after the other, and when they walk together, they are called hooligans, where does Man Jun have the experience of falling in love.

"Brother Man, I've never eaten pork, I've always seen a pig run, right?

The fat man looked at Man Jun with a sad face, although he pulled Fang Yi over, but the fat man also knew that Fang Yi had lived in the mountains for more than ten years, and it was really unreliable to ask Fang Yi about this.

"But fat man, you really don't understand Brother Man......" Man Jun said: "Nowadays, men and women fall in love, and they talk about going to bed in less than three days, how do I know what you young people are thinking? Isn't it playing the piano indiscriminately when I make an idea?"

"Brother Man, I'm very serious, I really like Meng Shuangshuang......" The fat man looked up at the sky, put on a very deep look, and said: "Fang Yi, I have decided, if Meng Shuangshuang does not marry in the future, I must catch up with her......"

"Fatty, there are gods on your head, don't swear ......"

After hearing the fat man's words, Fang Yi, who was originally smiling, couldn't help but change his complexion, this oath is not something that can be said casually, at best, it is said that it is a common understanding of heaven and earth and gods, and at worst, it is also a very profound psychological hint to himself, and there is a certain chance that it will affect the trajectory of a person's voice.

Just like the reason why the ancients smeared the blood of livestock on their lips and made an oath and covenant, very few people dared to break it, firstly, because they feared heaven and earth, and secondly, they wanted to strengthen their hearts.

"Fang Yi, I've really decided!"

The fat man had a resolute expression on his face and said: "I know that I am not worthy of her, both are college students, they are knowledgeable and good-tempered, and they are very capable, but I just want to chase her, and I will identify her in this life......"

The fat man has lived for the past twenty years, and he has never been so happy as he is today, just watching Meng Shuangshuang eat stupidly without saying a word, the fat man can feel that kind of happiness from the heart, which has never been felt in other girls.

Of course, except for the female classmates he met in junior high school, the fat man has never been in contact with other girls, and the meaning of "other" here actually refers to beautiful female stars in movies or pictorials.

"Yes, then you can chase it, I support you......"

Fang Yi knew that the stupid boy of the fat man was hopeless, he remembered that he seemed to have read it from a book, saying that a man in love, his IQ would basically become zero, and the fat man with an idiotic smile in front of him, that IQ was probably already negative.

"Then you teach me how to chase girls......" The fat man who was originally relying on the Manchurian army, after hearing Fang Yi's words, his eyes were almost green, and he stood up like Fang Yi pounced.

"Stop, stand there and don't move...... Fang Yi threw the fat man and said, "You kid also let me think about it, that Tianzun of the immeasurable, I haven't chased a girl yet......

"Fat man, first, you have to make sure that girl has a good impression of you...... Fang Yi thought for a long time before he came up with such a primary condition, if the girl doesn't like fat people, this is destined to be a fruitless love.

"She must have a crush on me, otherwise she would have agreed to go out to dinner with me......"

Hearing Fang Yi's words, the fat man hurriedly said: "We both said during the meal, except for her classmates, she has never eaten with people she knows outside, Fang Yi, do you think this is a good impression of me?"

Don't look at the fat man laughing stupidly all day long, but he understands in his heart that when Meng Shuangshuang said this, the fat man was so happy, but his cousin Xiàn bought another cup of milk tea for the girl, and he would only giggle when he sat there.

"It's a good feeling, by the way, what are you going to do after eating?" Fang Yi asked.

"I'll be back after eating...... the fat man said with a blank face: "Why don't you come back?" I'm not the kind of person who said Brother Man, I want to sleep with someone else not long after we meet......

"Aren't you just weird......" Fang Yi looked at the fat man with a very strange smile, this person who went to peek at the widow taking a bath at the age of five can be a good person?

"Don't talk about this, hurry up and give me an idea......" Now if Fang Yi dares to say that the fat man peeked at the widow's bath, the fat man will definitely not admit it.

"Come up with an idea, let me think again......"

Fang Yi's mind suddenly moved, he thought of what the Manjun said about the bad security in Jinling, and immediately said: "I'll just say a little, the security in Jinling is also quite chaotic now, you will send the girl back to school every day in the future, I believe that after a long time, this relationship will naturally deepen slowly......"

"Yes, you're right......"

Hearing Fang Yi's words, the fat man slapped his face, but then his face became bitter again, and said: "Fang Yi, I was going to send her back to school after dinner today, but she didn't want to, she said that it was just two stops away, and she would arrive ...... soon."

Before the fat man's words fell, Man Jun suddenly laughed, pointed at the fat man and said: "You stupid, when a woman says she doesn't want to, sometimes she means she is willing, she doesn't let you send you along, as long as you don't punch and kick you away, that's agree......"

It's true that Man Jun has never been in love, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't understand women, just like when he was with his wife, Man Jun said to buy her a so-and-so gift, and his wife always said that it was not too expensive, but once Man Jun listened to his wife's words and didn't buy it, he would definitely be repaired when he went home.

On the contrary, if Man Jun does not listen to his wife and insists on buying gifts, then when he returns home, his wife will definitely be gentle in every way, and when he wants to smoke after washing vegetables and cooking, he will not drive him to the toilet again.

"Punch and kick......? What a fart?" the fat man's eyes were a little straight, and he couldn't imagine what Meng Shuangshuang looked like when she was punched and kicked by a girl who laughed so sweetly.

"Cut, fatty, you're still tender, come, light a cigarette for Brother Man, I'll tell you ......" Man Jun smiled smugly and stretched out two fingers of his left hand.

"Brother Man, you are my brother, come, you smoke......" The fat man picked up the cigarette on the table with a flattering face, sandwiched it between Manjun's fingers, and then kindled the fire attentively.

"Fatty, haven't you heard that beating is love, scolding is love, punching and kicking to fall in love?"

Man Jun said with a smile: "This punch and kick is the highest level, do you think about it, will a girl punch and kick a stranger? Only for the person she likes, this is the highest state of falling in love......

"No, Brother Man......" Hearing Man Jun's words, the fat man was stunned for a moment, and said: "If a man wants to mistreat a girl, won't the girl also punch and kick him?"

"Flutter ......"

Man Jun, who had just taken a comfortable puff of cigarette and picked up the teacup and drank a sip of water, before he could swallow the saliva, he squirted out, the expression on his face was very exciting, he couldn't wait to cut the fat man's head to see how this guy's brain grew.

"Fatty, my brother has lost to you, if you let me make an idea again, I will ...... I'm going to move out today...... "Manjun was so sad and angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.