Li Ping'an is not a professional crosstalker, but he also had a little contact with Shangjiang drama when he was in Shangjiang, when an opera master gave a few lectures, Li Ping'an listened to it with relish, so he was not a stranger.

The two went on stage, and the traditional cross talk was in coats, but because the two were improvising, they didn't have time to change their costumes.

After coming to the stage, Li Ping'an wanted to be a tease, while Guo Gang was a tease.

Maybe many people think that there are not many words to praise, so it is better to let Li Ping'an be a praiser, but this is because I don't know much about cross talk.

The so-called cross talk, three points of teasing and seven points of praise, the burden thrown out by the teaser has to be picked up, otherwise the burden is not loud, and the audience will not be able to laugh.

Therefore, if Li Ping'an is allowed to be a favorite, Li Ping'an will not be able to take Guo Gang's burden, not to mention that the two of them are still smashing hexagrams.

Guo Gang understands this, so this makes Li Ping'an a joke.

"Big guy, take care of it more, don't blame it if it's not good. Li Ping'an was amused, so he spoke.

"It's the first time I said cross talk. Guo Gang answered with ease.

Li Ping'an smiled and continued: "Everyone knows, this variety show, they all think it's funny, this funny is there, do you know?"

Guo Gang raised his eyebrows and said, "You are a professional, tell me about it." ”

Li Ping'an said with a sly face, "It's ugly." ”

"Huh?"

The audience laughed, and the baggage rang.

Guo Gang on the side also had bright eyes, this burden is good.

The audience below laughed and applauded, and Li Ping'an waved his hand and smiled: "This is all a joke with everyone, and those who do variety shows are not necessarily ugly, such as me, I am handsome, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires!"

Hahaha...

Laughing into a pot of porridge below, the handsome one also had a flat tire?

This is the first time these people have heard this joke, and they are simply laughing at what is called a sa huan'er, even Guo Gang on the side couldn't hold back for a while, and almost laughed.

But fortunately, it was professional, so he hurriedly turned back and stopped: "Is there such a thing as you?"

Li Ping'an looked puzzled and said, "No?"

Guo Gang was not angry, and concluded: "No!"

Li Ping'an stood aside from the table and said shamelessly: "Then I'll do it, there must be the first shameless person." ”

Guo Gang: "......."

"You haven't been to school, have you?

Li Ping'an looked angry and said, "Who hasn't gone to school?"

"I graduated from college and got a pension every year. ”

Guo Gang had a headache and said, "That's called a scholarship." ”

Li Ping'an covered his mouth and said with a look of surprise: "Is it so amazing?"

"Don't come to this set, learning and education is an important part of the country, this can't be nonsense, be careful of misleading people's children. Guo Gang deserved to be an expert, and seeing that Li Ping'an was a little unable to take it, he hurriedly helped him get down.

Li Ping'an glanced at Guo Gang gratefully, and said on the table next to him: "Yes! ”

"Wait, which statue in the United States is a good place to learn?"

Li Ping'an said with a look of contempt: "That's the one holding the torch!"

Guo Gang grinned and said, "That's called the Statue of Liberty, it preaches freedom!"

Hahaha..

I almost laughed crazy at the scene, and I couldn't straighten my waist when I saw Li Ping'an.

At this time, Guo Gang was sweating a little in his heart, how to pick it up.

At this time, I saw Li Ping'an continue: "Isn't it studying?"

"No!" Guo Gang wondered.

"You see she is holding a torch in one hand and a book in the other, doesn't this tell us that we have to study even when the power goes out?"

Ga!!!!

There was almost a sudden silence, followed by loud laughter...

"Nima, what does the Statue of Liberty mean?"

"I don't read much, don't lie to me!"

"I'm laughing to death, the United States knows about it, and I'm going to be angry. ”

"Tick me off!"

"Li Dashen is awesome, it's too classic, hahahaha. ”

"Look, Mr. Guo is a little blindsided, hahahaha...."

The scene burst into laughter, and Guo Gang on the stage also felt novel, this burden was buried so deeply, but fortunately, he was deeply tactful, and finally let this burden sound.

"I... I... I really can't think of it, I'm sorry, everyone. ”

Li Ping'an clasped his hands together and bowed.

After all, he is not a professional cross talk actor, he is already very powerful when he says this, and the two of them have not discussed it in advance, they are completely playing on the spot, that is, smashing hexagrams, even Guo Gang admires Li Ping'an.

"Bang Bang Bang..."

In a lot of applause, Guo Gang sighed to Mike: "Teacher Li is really powerful, these burdens are very classic, even I am a little tempted, do you want to sell them to me?"

Li Ping'an stretched out his hand and pushed, signaling you to feel free..

"Huh. Guo Gang chuckled and said, "Since it's cross talk, if you don't say it, you will still be punished, so Mr. Li will invite the big guys to eat together, right?"

As soon as the words fell, everyone began to heckle loudly.

Li Ping'an grinned, rolled his eyes, clapped his hands and said, "Yes, please eat, but.... Whoever goes pays for it!"

Burst!!!!!

The scene laughed out loud again, these two people really deserve to be the two big mouths of the north and the south, this stage is simply perfect.

Guo Gang also smiled and stretched out his hand to signal, Li Ping'an stepped slightly sideways, and said, "You please first." ”

Guo Gang did not shirk and walked off the stage, and Li Ping'an followed.

Until the two stepped off the stage, the applause at the scene was continuous.

At this time, the host came to the stage, looked at Li Ping'an with a smile on his face, and joked: "Okay, I have learned a lot, until the Statue of Liberty has another meaning." Thank you, Mr. Li. ”

Bang bang bang ...

"At the same time, thank you Mr. Guo and thank you two for bringing us an interesting cross talk. ”

Li Ping'an and Guo Gang bowed their hands to the stage again, and then they breathed a sigh of relief.

"Senior Brother Li, you are so powerful. Yao Tao gave a thumbs up and praised.

"I almost laughed to death, what do you think about the Statue of Liberty?" Li Li asked with a weak smile.

Li Ping'an turned his head to look at them and said with a smile: "Just think about it." ”

At this time, he didn't know that the Internet had already exploded.

"I'm crazy with laughter, I feel like Li Dashen can go to cross talk. ”

"This is smashing the hexagram, oh my God, smashing the hexagram like this, so awesome?!"

"Teacher Guo is really amazing, you are all looking at Li Dashen, but you forgot that Teacher Guo has made a connection in all the details, and he is worthy of being a master of cross talk. ”

"Ah~~~ Li Dashen laughed, I still want to continue watching, when are they coming for a while. ”

"Li Dashen started to hack himself again, but I found that Li Dashen's mouth is very powerful, but not as poisonous as other hosts. ”

"Well, I can also see that most of Li Dashen is ridiculing himself or his own industry, and he won't insult others much. ”

"Sure enough, it's still my family kissing Li Dashen, who is so good, and he is reluctant to hurt people. ”

"I really want to continue watching, if you don't let Li Dashen join, Mr. Guo's cross talk group will be forgotten. ”

"Is it possible? Li Dashen is dragging his family with him, and these are two organizational leaders. ”

"Hey, when will these two people be on the same stage in the future, I really hope to watch it again. ”

"I finally know what a classic is, because there are regrets, so it is a classic. ”

"Make up for the second half of the second half, it's so itchy and uncomfortable!!"

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