Chapter 86 Women Are Tigers~!
Chu Yun looked back with extreme vigilance, but he didn't see anything. At night, there are not many pedestrians in the side streets, only the small shops on both sides, which are lit up or dim.
"Hey~!nervous~, I'm not a rich man~, who will follow me~?" Chu Yun shook his head helplessly, smiled self-deprecatingly, and turned his head to continue walking.
The days went by so slowly, and before I knew it, two weeks went on. In the past two weeks, Chu Yun often felt this way, always feeling that someone was spying on him in Sen Leng, but he couldn't find anyone when he turned around.
Another thing is very strange, Gu Qianqian has rarely contacted him recently, every time he goes to pick up someone on the weekend, he will receive a text message: "I'm going to camp this week~, with Uncle Liang following~, you don't need to come~." ”
Or: "This week my grandmother's birthday~, I'm back to my grandmother's house~." ”
Chu Yun called it strange in his heart, and said to Mo Feng: "This job is really easy~, 600,000~, idle every day~, hey~." ”
"How~, if you are idle, you still have money to take~, aren't you happy~?
"It's not~, I'm uneasy~, I always feel panicked~. Chu Yun shook his head helplessly.
"It's okay~, just the fact that you saved Gu Qianqian~, it's worth the 600,000~. But brother~, brother, I'm from here~, I warn you one sentence - don't underestimate women~. Mo Feng smiled and patted him on the shoulder.
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No one would have thought that the dignified captain of the criminal investigation team of the city bureau would actually become drinking friends with a little kid. The above passage was said one day when they were masturbating together.
Later, Chu Yun deeply realized that Mo Feng's words were really from experience, the true meaning of life.
When there were still three weeks to participate in the promotion assessment, Chu Yun finally received a call from Gu Qianqian this Friday.
"Where are you~?come and pick me up~, in the park opposite the school~!" Gu Qianqian breathed impatiently.
"Okay~. Chu Yun hung up the phone and hurried to the park.
On the way, he was still thinking, it's only past two o'clock, why did she get out of school~?and ran to the park~?What kind of demon moth did she do~?
At this time in the park, Xin Xin, Rou Xue and Gu Qianqian were working hard to make Erha poop.
"Xiaobai~, hurry up~, don't waste it for me to give you three hundred and one catties of royal dog food~!" Rou Xue said anxiously.
Xiaobai changed his position, his face was the same, he was very puzzled, why he had to attract a bunch of beautiful women to watch when he pooped.
Finally, it pulled down a big lump of hot Xiang with a "poof~". Rouxue was familiar with it and quickly shoveled it and put it in a brown paper bag.
As a veteran shoveler, she doesn't mind shit too much. However, in the past, it was put in plastic garbage bags, but today it is an eco-friendly food bag.
She pinched her nose and quickly handed it to Gu Qianqian.
"Huh~, I can be regarded as contributing a meager strength to your revenge cause~, can you go~?" she said with a smile.
"Uh-huh~, thank you~, hahaha~. Gu Qianqian nodded, carrying the bag of shit, with a strange feeling.
Rou Xue took Xiaobai away, and Xinxin looked at Gu Qianqian cautiously: "Qianqian~, why do you have to mind that little bodyguard so much~? People say that he stepped on two boats~, and you don't really fall in love with him~, why are you really angry~?"
Her flickering eyes were watery and irritating.
As a girl next to Gu Qianqian, she has always been mistaken for her girlfriend by her classmates and teachers at school.
In fact, they are just good girlfriends.
"Hmph~, even if it's an impostor boyfriend~, he has to be honest and loyal~!Wait until I announce the dissolution one day~, he can go to someone else~!" Gu Qianqian said very domineeringly, "Okay Xinxin~, you will do what we say in a while~." ”
"Mmmm~!" Xin Xin looked at Gu Qianqian's eyes, full of admiration.
"Jingle bell~!"
The phone rang, Gu Qianqian pretended to be pretentious, and quickly answered the phone: "Hmm~, where are you~, what about you~??~?Oh...... , In this way~, we will have lunch at noon~, and I will also pack one for you~. Yes, yes~, Xinxin sent it to you~, you ate it while it was hot~!"
"Lunch~? I've eaten it~. Chu Yun said lightly, "Okay~, I'll see you later~." ”
Chu Yun's heart was beating so fast, and he always felt that something was about to happen.
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Strode into the gate of the park, and after walking a few steps, he saw Xinxin coming out with a brown paper bag, looking a little awkward.
"Xinxin~. "Chu Yun became Gu Qianqian's bodyguard, and he was familiar with Xinxin and Rouxue.
"Oh~, here you go~, she's waiting for you~. Xin Xin handed over the paper bag from afar, and Chu Yun took it, and there was a faint smell.
"Oh~. Chu Yun nodded.
"Hurry up~, it's right there in the gazebo~. By the way~, I can warn you~, don't make her sad~, otherwise I won't let you go~. When Xin Xin said this, she clenched her little fists, and her eyes were full of anger.
Chu Yun nodded subconsciously, and felt very strange after ordering.
What do you mean by "don't make her sad"~?What do you mean by "won't let you go"~?
Chu Yun wanted to ask carefully, but Xinxin had already lowered her head and walked away quickly. Chu Yun could vaguely see that her two hands were clenched into fists.
"This girl is interesting~. Chu Yun smiled, turned around and walked quickly towards the pavilion.
came to the pavilion that Xin Xin said, but there was only one aunt enjoying the coolness.
Chu Yun walked in with a brown paper bag, and the aunt frowned and sniffed him: "What a smell~!"
Chu Yun also wondered, what kind of smell~?
"Dididi~!"
Mobile phone message: "Hey~, the delicious food I bought for you~, eat it quickly~, be sure to eat it while it's hot~." ”
Chu Yun frowned: "When did this girl care about me so much~?became an imposter boyfriend~, and her treatment has also improved~?"
At this time, he completely forgot what Mo Feng reminded him: "Women are dangerous animals~." ”
Finding a comfortable seat and sitting down, Chu Yun opened the brown paper bag. At this time, the feeling of being watched hit again, and the hairs on his body instantly stood up.
Martial artists are very vigilant at all times, and Chu Yun is no exception.
He pretended to be indifferent as if nothing had happened, while observing the movement around him. At the same time, his hand subconsciously opened the paper bag, but he didn't see it at all, the paper bag contained two poops.
Gu Qianqian tiptoed closer, and Chu Yun kept his back to him.
"Hehe~, this guy is really easy to guess~!I knew he would choose here~, sure enough~!" Gu Qianqian was proud in her heart.
Her plan was not designed casually, everything from the direction of the wind to the seat to Chu Yun's habits was carefully planned.
Thinking of Chu Yun's chagrin look on his face for a while, Gu Qianqian was about to scream excitedly.
Her plan was to rush out and push him on the back of the head at the moment when Chu Yun looked down at the 'delicacy', and even scare him with force, pressing him against the dirt.
Well, this plan is very thorough, and you can remember this carrot for a lifetime~!
However, Gu Qianqian calculated everything, and he missed one thing - Chu Yun practiced national arts.
He is not only a practitioner of national arts, but also a descendant of Zhao Shanhe, a master of national arts, and the head of the Bajiquan sect.
His agility and reflexes are beyond the imagination of ordinary people. When Gu Qianqian just stretched out her hand, she saw a lump of brown things flying out of Chu Yun's hand quickly, "poof~", impartially, hitting her white neck.
The white neck instantly hung a lump of slimy, stinking filth.
Gu Qianqian's whole person was clayed, she was surprised, painful, and wanted to cry. How do you describe it~?
Blue thin, shiitake mushroom~!
Chu Yun was also very stunned, he didn't expect that it would be Gu Qianqian who pounced from behind.
Of course, he didn't expect that the 'delicacy' that he used as a weapon and threw out casually was actually Xiaobai's excrement.
He threw the food out of his hand, then lunged forward, jumped up on the stool opposite, and flew into the air, elbowing hard.
"What a perfect move~!" he thought to himself at the time.
However, when he saw that the person in front of him was Gu Qianqian, Chu Yun was suddenly startled, he couldn't control his movements, he was in mid-air. I had to let myself fall, and I fell to the ground with a "bang~".
"You're really ~, why don't you say a word~, how do you ...... if I hit you. Chu Yun muttered, suddenly frowned, and said suspiciously, "Hmm~? Why are you so stinky......?" ”
He sniffed vigorously.
'Food' is thrown out, and it smells of dirt~?
Chu Yun didn't dare to look closely, because the dirt hung above Gu Qianqian's chest, and she was used to opening the second button.
Therefore, the fair skin is almost all strong.
For a full minute, Gu Qianqian's mind was blank, she tried to look down, but the smell was against her, so she couldn't bow her head and couldn't bear to look directly.
Finally, she screamed and let out an angry howl: "Chu~, Yun~! I'm going to kill you~!"
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On the way back, Chu Yun couldn't help but snicker.
The driver drove in front, and he frowned, and said secretly in his heart: "The eldest lady stepped on dirt today~?Such a heavy smell~, I still have to wash the car in a while~." ”
There is a third party, and Gu Qianqian is not easy to have an attack with Chu Yun. She had a blue face all the way, wearing Chu Yun's coat on her upper body, and her own clothes were thrown in the trash can in the park.
When she returned home, Gu Qianqian didn't say a word, rushed to the bathroom, and washed for two hours.
After coming out, she didn't see Chu Yun in the living room.
Chu Yun was not stupid, of course he knew what he had done. Although the fact of this matter is that Gu Qianqian lifted a stone and hit his own foot, it hurt quite a bit.
But in the end, it was she who suffered. That's dirt, a real poop~!
Therefore, Chu Yun obediently hid on the rooftop and used the self-made props to practice Bajiquan.
The rubber rope was tied more and more, and every punch Chu Yun threw needed to consume four or five times the original strength.
"Quack~!"
The battle between the rubber and the muscles, the muscles make a faint sound.
The huge pulling force of the rubber rope forced Chu Yun to use huge force every time he stretched out his fist. When this punch was in place, his muscles were sour.
But this is much better than before, he couldn't even beat ten centimeters before.
The direct result of such perverted training is that Chu Yun's fists are now very explosive.
Baji Fist was originally domineering and ferocious, coupled with its powerful explosive power, Chu Yun didn't know what it meant.
This means that his unintentional actions actually improved Bajiquan~!
"Chu Yun~~!!"
When he was practicing happily, Gu Qianqian shouted at him coldly and loudly in the room.
Chu Yun didn't want to go in at all, that was the Longtan Tiger's Den, and he even had a sad feeling that he would die today next year~!
Taking a deep breath and retracting his fists, Chu Yun twisted his neck, turned his wrist, and walked slowly towards the house.
Women are tigers, this is Chu Yun's biggest harvest today~.