Chapter 326: Egg Paintball

In addition to those customary greetings, there were also many people on the screen who sent "torches", "suns" and "knives" and other e-touch expressions, and as a result, it slowly became a screen full of round sun icons, and it really looked like the unashamed Boss Ma provoked countless great magicians, and was covered by a barrage of fireballs.

"Anyway, there have always been rumors on the rivers and lakes that after today's Stick Day, the magician who still remains single and male will be upgraded to a great magician with amazing hand speed, and it looks like someone has changed jobs now, is this the reason for the time difference? There should be a few time zones in the east that are already the 12th. Seeing the dense and neat fireballs on the screen, some people thought of it with a big brain.

At this time, some netizens who felt that the barrage blocked the screen too seriously had begun to move their mice or fingers and click the "Block Barrage" button to manually close the barrage display, but they soon found that there were still dense sun expressions floating in columns on the screen in front of them, and then they realized that it was the official original barrage that was a ghost.

As barrage comments and ghostly animal videos become more and more popular, some official videos for young audiences have also begun to consciously add some ghostly animal and danmaku elements, which are known as "official forced death barrage/ghost animals/fanfic series". And this time the situation seems to be different from the general official barrage, which is usually added through video post-processing, but this time it was added during the live broadcast, and it actually appeared on the projection screen behind Atletico Madrid.

Either the bee was hacked, and the hacker controlled the big screen behind Atletico to express his indignation, or the official deliberately introduced the barrage comments into the live press conference, of course, it is also possible that the official made some pseudo-barrage to create an effect.

Hacking or something,It's basically impossible,After all, Bee is also a security software vendor.,And whether it's security software or the official websites of Bee.,There hasn't been a breach for five consecutive years.。 In the previous rumors on the Internet, the major websites were hacked and dragged to the library incident, and there was a so-called bee pass account password compression package, but the package was finally confirmed to be fake, but it was still a Trojan with a number theft.

The poisoning guy is particularly insidious, deliberately said in the description file of the compressed package that this list was officially blocked by the bee, so the bee security software will automatically treat it as a virus regardless of the interception, but in fact, it is a file name with an extra-long html virus file disguised as a doc document, as a result, many bee users actually believe it in order to view the legendary bee user account password database, take the initiative to close the bee security center, and finally lose the password is not a few.

The first case is excluded, and no one knows the remaining two situations, but everyone quickly understands what the result is, and you can know it as soon as you try it, so there are a lot of comments similar to "Red Fire Trance", "Try it", "15:38:21" and other comments that have nothing to do with the content, and whether it is something like "Lin Jiaqi, I announce you!" Burn burn burn" and other special greetings for single dogs appeared on the screen again, and countless people used the barrage sent by themselves to prove that this should not be the official direct access to the barrage comment content, although it is not clear why it was not accessed at the beginning of the live broadcast, and it had to wait until it started for a while.

Then as the live camera zoomed out, the screen shrank out, revealing the entire stage panorama, as well as Atletico Madrid standing on the side of the stage, and his movements at this time were a little strange.

With bee glasses stuck on his nose and bee Hot Wheels power shoes under his feet, Atletico in black clothes and black pants is arching his legs straight into a lunge at the moment, and his palms stand up and push as if supporting something, and on the big screen, a curved light mask has appeared in front of Atletico Madrid, and the barrage flowing forward has reflected when it hits the mask pattern and is bounced in other directions.

As if Atletico had really held up a defensive shield, he then jerked forward as he retracted his arm slightly, shouting "Bounce!", the arc shroud first shrank inward, then expanded, and the barrage swept by it all bounced straight back at a faster speed than when it came, and the screen was suddenly empty.

This time it's really "bounced back",Whether it's on the big screen or on the small screen of the real live broadcast, there is no trace of the barrage,Only the netizens who have just posted the barrage can't cry and laugh when they see the sudden appearance on the screen in front of them"Bounce barrage",At the moment, their screen is being filled with huge emojis or scrolling text that is close to the full screen,The content is exactly the one I sent before,It's really bounced back!

successfully rebounded the surging barrage waves, Atletico stood up with his legs lightly, clapped his hands to return to his normal state, and said with a smile: "I pinched this section just now, don't broadcast it!"

One sentence made the reporters below who were still a little surprised couldn't help but laugh one after another, what happened just now, many of them have already seen it through the love to complain client, at this time, it seems too late to pinch and don't broadcast, right?

Of course, everyone also understands that this paragraph just now should be an off-site interactive easter egg played by this maverick horse boss, and everyone will laugh.

Other netizens who watched the live broadcast only saw the second half of Atletico Madrid's rebound barrage, but they, the reporters at the scene, saw the whole process, just now Atletico Madrid said, "Of course, the premise is that you have the other half", when the live broadcast camera suddenly pulled in, and then the big screen appeared dense barrage, and then they all saw Atletico suddenly retreat, turn around, stand with both hands and bend their arms, "propped up" a defensive light mask, blocked the surging barrage coverage, and waited a few seconds to "rebound" them all.

You don't have to think about it, you know that soon, a bunch of small gif animations of "Boss Ma Fa Qigong Bullet" will appear on the Internet, and they will be added to the latest chat emojis.

Most other business managers can never do this kind of self-destructive image, not dignified enough, but in Atletico Madrid, it is the same as the beginning, naturally does not make everyone feel abrupt, firstly, this guy is only old this year, just out of school for only a year, and still belongs to the young group of people, and secondly, Atletico Madrid is the kind of guy who is uneasy about the status quo and does not play cards according to the card.

In fact, today's "creative." Home" new product launch conference, this guy is stepping on a pair of Hot Wheels to appear, installed on both sides of the hub of the LED light group dazzling dazzling, fast flashing switch to show the fast rotating Hot Wheels effect, just comb him a cute bun head, and then stuff a long and hard and sharp Zhangba fire tip gun in his hand to go to S Nezha.

And these shoes are not his most fashionable equipment, a few days ago Atletico Madrid uploaded a video around the neck, in which he was carrying a jet jetpack, flexibly doing various actions in the air that used to need to be hoisted to achieve, and then the postscript text: "Next week's press conference, I originally wanted to carry it on my back, but the safety consultant said that it is too unsafe to use a jetpack in an indoor environment, [aggrieved face]"

After "dedicating" an easter egg to entertain the public, Atletico reached into the left trouser belt and took out a mobile phone with a green shell, just now he found a smart Bluetooth door lock in this pocket, and it seems that the emoji pack will also add "Atletico Madrid's dimensional pocket".

As Atletico Madrid reached out and raised the mobile phone to show it, the big screen behind him also appeared on the front and back of the mobile phone.

"Why does it feel so much like watermelon rind?" someone in the audience muttered.

Reminded by this voice, and then looking at the green mobile phone on the big screen, people found that its color is not the usual solid color, but grass green, and there are thick vertical dark green stripes on it, plus the sleek corners and edges, it is indeed very similar to the upside-down watermelon peel.

And what Atletico said next confirmed everyone's speculation: "This one is our bee's first thousand-yuan pan machine, bee small watermelon!"

It seems that Boss Ma also disregards his image for the sake of performance, and he would rather be self-black than pay attention, and he really fights!"

"Yes, if it weren't for the fact that the two of them didn't have much intersection, I would have suspected that Lao Pan was bought by Atletico Madrid and helped them to heat up the concept of a thousand-yuan machine!" The colleague next to him replied: "But this is obviously impossible, although Boss Ma has also made a net worth of hundreds of millions in just five years, but compared to Lao Pan, a famous real estate developer, it is still not enough to see ......"

A reporter from another financial magazine next to him heard the whispered discussion between the two, and couldn't help but smile disdainfully, these short-sighted guys, "No matter how much Lao Pan's net worth is, it's just a fictitious stock market value, but what Boss Ma has in his hands is real cash and physical assets!"

Although Atletico Tang Jiayi's series of overseas capital operations are operated with the help of layers of offshore companies, and do not directly come forward as a personal real identity, after all, there are still traces to follow, and with a little patience, it is still possible to uncover the real controllers behind those vest companies, especially when the other party is not deliberately hiding, after all, the more vests are covered, the higher the management and tax costs. Then he and his colleagues found through investigation that the assets held by Atletico Madrid and Tang Jiayi overseas were no less than their assets in the mainland, and they were also stocks, and the market value of Apple shares in the hands of "Ma Xigua" was much higher than the market value of the real estate company in the hands of "Pan Qian".

Of course, they are planning to publish these contents in the first issue of the magazine next year, so they naturally can't reveal their tone casually now, although these two people are not financial peers.

Turning his attention to the big screen, the financial reporter soon found that the boss of the big local tyrant obviously has no idea of giving back to consumers this time, this bezel is wide, the appearance is very low, the configuration of the "little watermelon" mobile phone can be said to be quite touching: 4-inch 480x272TFT LCD screen, 5-point capacitive touch, 1GHz212S single-core processor, 256MB memory, 4GB flash memory, rear 3 million pixel camera gravity sensing, built-in WiFi Bluetooth FM, mobile TD dual SIM dual standby, 2000mAh battery, in addition to supporting mobile 3G dual SIM dual standby, which is more conscientious and practical, all the others are outdated configurations.

When the detailed parameters of this thousand-yuan machine appeared on the screen, Zhao Xilin couldn't help but complain: "It's really the configuration of iPhone3GS two years ago, and the ROM is half smaller than others!"

Raising his eyebrows, Lin Chen said: "I use a single-core version of the 211 processor, so the little watermelon should also be equipped with the bee 3 system, I just hope that the official version of the B3 system can have better performance than ios5, otherwise people might as well add money to buy 3gs or even 4, 4s." ”

"The opponent of the small watermelon should be those parallel goods and refurbished 3GS, and it depends on the boss's other pocket to deal with 4S, I bet that Wumao must contain this year's fourth-generation flagship machine. ”

"Cut!

Obviously, Atletico Madrid knows very well that the configuration of the small watermelon is outdated, whether it is the screen pixels or the memory is too small, he does not shy away from admitting this, standing on the stage, he said: "The configuration of the small watermelon can indeed be said to be no bright spots, if you plan to spend a thousand yuan to buy a mainstream configuration of the smartphone, unfortunately we disappointed you." ”

This apology was insincere, his waist didn't play at all, and he didn't even mean to nod his head.

Waving his hand to "wipe" the configuration information on the big screen behind him, Atletico Madrid clenched his right hand into a fist and then stretched out his index finger to point: "Of course, our little watermelon must also have some bright spots, the first point, it is a waterproof, dustproof and drop-proof three-proof mobile phone, the outer layer of green shell is actually a special rubber soft shell, which not only retains the high elasticity of rubber materials, but also greatly improves the thermal conductivity and anti-aging performance, even if its melon shell is still tender green at this time next year." ”

"Well, after all, it's a live broadcast of the press conference, I won't learn from those who sell plastic pots and throw it on the ground to confirm the fall resistance, we welcome interested netizens to verify its three-proof performance in person, it will definitely surprise you!"

"In addition to the advantages of dual SIM dual standby, three-proof function, no breakage, no distress if broken," popped up the middle finger, Atletico said: "Little watermelon is also the smartphone with the longest battery life, guaranteed trial time of more than 24 hours, and all netizens are also welcome to challenge!"

"In addition, according to the results of our internal trial, this phone is very suitable for young parents with bear children at home," said Atletico Madrid, who put down his right hand and walked to the side of the stage to put the small watermelon in his hand on the display shelf, and when he returned to the center of the stage, his right hand had reached into his right trouser pocket.

did not disappoint Zhao Xilin and the audience on the Internet, Atletico took out a mobile phone with a larger screen size, but seeing its angry pink shell, Zhao Xilin almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood!

Atletico Madrid seemed to know that many people were shocked by him, and explained: "Don't worry, male compatriots, the new phone is not a purely female phone, you can completely customize the appearance pattern of the phone." ”

"According to the consistent tradition of our bee mobile phones, the names of mobile phones are all kinds of flowers, and this one, its name is Yueji!"

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