Chapter 33: Let's be serious!
Lin ...... Lin Feng ...... How...... What to do?"
Looking at the little snake wrapped around his clothes, Luo Bing was almost frightened and cried, and his voice trembled a little.
Especially now that he hasn't even lifted his pants, the feeling of shyness and horror makes Luo Bing eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Hearing Luo Bing's words, Lin Feng bit the tip of his tongue and said to Luo Bing at the moment:
"Mother-in-law, don't panic! If you have something to say, I'll help you persuade it!"
Persuade it?
Luo Bing's head was suddenly full of black lines!
It's a snake, you're human, how can you persuade it? You son of a bitch!
Luo Bing didn't expect that it was time to burn his buttocks, and Lin Feng was still so funny.
And just when she was about to say something, she heard Lin Feng negotiate with the little snake seriously:
"Hey, little worm, I can tell you, although my mother-in-law's is elastic, but you can't play hooligan yelling at her!
This sentence immediately made Luo Bing sweat profusely.
This damn soul is faint, this is so determined to kill his mother.
At that moment, Luo Bing glared at Lin Feng hatefully, which immediately made Lin Feng smile embarrassedly and scratched his head:
"Okay, no kidding!
As he spoke, Lin Feng squatted down, looked at the bamboo leaf green snake with a smile on his face, and said seriously:
"Little long worm, you are wrapped around my mother-in-law's clothes, do you want to bite her? I can tell you, she can't be mouthy in the back, if you want to bite down, bite her in front! Maybe you can make her swell in front of her, and then my egg wife will be blessed! Hehe......"
Hehe?
I'm hehe, you're bloody!
At this moment, Luo Bing was really about to vomit blood!
You're not joking?
This is the eighth son-in-law of the mother-in-law!
Luo Bing's face was flushed by Lin Feng's anger, he was anxious, ashamed and angry, knowing that he could only rely on himself now, and at the moment his palm slowly stretched to the side, wanting to pick up a wooden stick on the ground and pick this little snake away.
It's close!
It's closer!
Luo Bing's palms were sweating at this moment, and now she only hoped that this little snake would not be provoked and let herself pick it away.
Slowly, Luo Bing's palm got closer and closer to the wooden stick, and his heart became more and more ecstatic.
It's just that at the moment when Luo Bing's palm just touched Mu Gen, the bamboo leaf green snake seemed to be enraged, and with a bite, it bit her buttocks fiercely.
Yikes!
Luo Bing exclaimed, and suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks, and his heart was horrified.
It's over!
I was still bitten by a bamboo leaf green snake!
Luo Bing's pretty face was gray at the moment, she had heard of Zhu Yeqing's power, this poison was absolutely deadly.
"Okay, you little thing, you really dare to play hooligan on my mother-in-law, see if I don't kill you!"
Lin Feng shouted, and an arrow stepped up, and immediately grabbed the tail of the bamboo leaf green snake, pulled it away, and then threw it to the ground and stepped on it fiercely.
"Let you play hooligan on my mother-in-law, I will trample you to death!"
"I stomp stomp! I stomp!"
In the blink of an eye, the bamboo-leaf green snake was under Lin Feng's feet, and he was unjustly killed on the spot.
And at this moment, Luo Bing only felt a tingling sensation spread throughout her body, making her body a little paralyzed, dizzy, and her body fell to the side.
Swish!
At this moment, Lin Feng rushed up with an arrow and hugged the crumbling Luo Bing, and then said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, that rogue snake was killed by me!
Listening to Lin Feng's words and feeling Lin Feng's movements, Luo Bing almost tilted his nose.
What a rascal you are!
"Lin Feng, you...... Did you do it on purpose?" Luo Bing only felt dizzy, but he was so angry in his heart that he wanted to bite this bastard to death and strangle him.
Luo Bing knew that Lin Feng's skills were so good that he could remove the magazine without Li Fushen, the housekeeper of the Zhou Group, unknowingly, and he could also get rid of this bamboo leaf green snake effortlessly.
But instead of doing this, this bastard is talking serious nonsense, absolutely on purpose!
Lin Feng was stunned, obviously he didn't expect to be seen through by Luo Bing, his old face was slightly red, and he said embarrassedly:
"Ahem...... Mother-in-law, you are so smart, you have guessed it!"
You're a fucking pussy!
Luo Bing wanted to scold people at this moment, this bastard didn't help himself, and he still laughed at himself to this day.
"Mother-in-law, do you know why I didn't make a move in advance?" Lin Feng smiled playfully, his eyes unconsciously glanced at Luo Bing's buttocks, and suddenly laughed even more cheaply:
"In fact, the poison of bamboo leaf green can be fatal, but it can also be beautiful!"
What's that?
Luo Bing was dumbfounded, staring at Lin Feng in a daze, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.
This bastard started talking nonsense again, not to mention that it may not be beautiful, even if the toxin of Zhu Yeqing can really be beautiful, then you can't experiment with me.
Life is gone, beauty is useless!
Thinking of this, Luo Bing only felt that his eyes were dark, and he fainted with anger.
"Alas, I'll go, mother-in-law, why are you dizzy? What if someone comes to play hooligan on you?" Lin Feng said seriously: "Okay, in order to prevent people from playing hooligan on you, I, as a son-in-law, will play hooligan on you!"
As he spoke, Lin Feng took out a set of silver needles and several colorful vials from his arms, which reversed Luo Bing's body.
Lin Feng's heart was hot when he saw it, but then he shook his head, threw the messy thoughts out of his mind, and then took out a silver needle.
"Ahem, mother-in-law, in order to save your little life, in order to make you beautiful, I want to prick you with a needle!"