Chapter 265: Dig a pit by yourself and jump by yourself
Before getting the question, Tong Yang was still a little nervous. However, I was a little relieved when I saw the questions, and this exam didn't look very difficult. It took less than five minutes for Tong Yang to finish answering the choice questions, and then began to recite ancient poems. It's just a very regular poem, and it's not very difficult.
But when he saw the reading comprehension, Tong Yang was completely dumbfounded, how did this article look so familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere? After reading it for a long time, Tong Yang finally remembered, isn't this the article he published in the school newspaper when he asked Wen Jing to complete the system task? Which teacher is so invincible?
I saw one of the titles that read, "Why does the author use blue sky to describe the weather when he describes it, please tell me about his state of mind at the moment." ”
Tong Yang thought about it for a long time, why did he use the blue sky to describe it? At that time, his state of mind was very good, it was blue, and then there was a state of mind at that time, so he hurriedly published it in the newspaper. Although this is true, according to the urine nature of these questions, if you answer it this way, you will definitely be wrong.
Tong Yang couldn't have imagined that the article he wrote a year ago would be used to test himself today. I'm really speechless, thinking that the teacher who understands me the most in this world is the teacher, not myself, to be honest, my heart is really broken, and I don't even understand myself.
was originally nervous, but with the simplicity of the topic and the episode in between, Tong Yang's mentality was very relaxed, so he no longer had any reservations. I started writing the essay with a lot of energy, and it only took less than half an hour, and I easily completed it with 800 words. I glanced at the buddy from before, who was studying his own article there.
It is estimated that after the end of this exam, there should be many people who should curse why they used the word pan-blue when they wrote at that time, I hope you can't see it.
Others can see it or can't see it, but there is one person who knows for sure, and that is Wen Jing. This article was published in the school newspaper by my own hand, but I didn't expect to use it as a question. Tong Yang is still quite talented, but what the hell is this pan-blue sky? After the exam, you must ask him what he was thinking at that time.
There are not a few people who have this idea, and they probably want to ask the author what he thinks. However, if it is known that the person who wrote this article is a student of this school, it remains to be seen whether he will collectively beat Tong Yang.
A language exam may seem like a long time, but time flies really quickly during the exam. Walking with Qiao Lei and them, Tong Yang never dared to speak, for fear that they would know that he wrote this article. However, I can still hear the fat man's scolding, "Who wrote this broken article, what kind of blue sky, isn't the sky blue, what does it mean to be blue?
Tong Yang coughed lightly, "Maybe I'm in a hurry, let's not talk about this, let's study what to eat at noon." ”
Qiao Lei looked at Tong Yang with some doubts, and then looked suddenly realized, "Oh... I see."
Tong Yang hurriedly blocked Qiao Lei's mouth, "What do you eat at noon, I'll please!" Qiao Lei's mouth was gagged, and he wanted to make a sound. Tong Yang threatened, "I'll invite you to dinner, is there a problem?"
Qiao Lei couldn't make a sound, so he could only shake his head, indicating no. finally waited for Tong Yang to let go, and shouted with both hands, "I won't bend my waist for five buckets of rice, fat man Wang Xin, you listen to me"
Tong Yang blocked him again, and the fat man and Wang Xin hurriedly came up to help. This look at Qiao Lei must have a big secret, the three of them finally opened Tong Yang with nonsense. Happened to come over quietly, "What are you guys playing?"
Wang Xin saw his goddess, let go of Tong Yang and greeted him, "What about playing, are you coming to eat?"
"Well, you guys continue to play," Wen Jing shook her hair and walked forward, just about to pass, as if she remembered something, she turned around and said, "By the way, Tong Yang, your article is well written, but what does this blue sky mean?"
Hearing Wen Jing ask, the fat man and Wang Xin looked at Tong Yang with wide eyes, "You wrote this article?" And Qiao Lei, who had always wanted to speak, spit out a mouthful of blood at the moment, don't play like this, okay, I'll tell you this secret?
Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Tong Yang had no choice but to nod, and the fat man roared angrily, "You explain to me your mentality at that time?
"Shhh Make a small noise, let others hear it, and let me not live. Looking at the surroundings carefully, Tong Yang whispered, "I don't know, I just wanted to report my article at the time, I didn't mean anything else."
"Then how did you answer?" Wang Xin was still a little unwilling.
"It must be wrong to answer truthfully, I must have seen this sky blue, and at the same time, under the care of my alma mater, my mood has changed from the original chaos to a goal" Tong Yang replied cautiously, "I understand myself so well, right?"
Qiao Lei, who hadn't eased up for a long time, asked, "Ask yourself, was your mentality as disgusting as you answered?"
"It's really not, haha, don't talk about this, let's go, Wenjing, invite you to dinner, let's go together"
"Okay"
Originally, it was just a small episode, and even if the fat people knew that they wrote this article, they couldn't say anything, it was just a joke. Isn't that what exams are all about, and that's not what reading comprehension is about anyway. There is more important math in the afternoon, and this is the most important thing.
In the afternoon, people's spirits are not very good, so when taking the exam, many people answer in a daze. In the examination room where Tong Yang was, everyone didn't seem to be in a hurry, and after the test papers were sent, everyone was not in a hurry at all, just quietly looking at the papers, not knowing what they were thinking about.
Tong Yang didn't have time to care about this, so he sent the test paper and started to perform high-speed calculations directly. After a year of experience, these operations are no longer a problem, and some of them are still questions from the memory question bank, and they don't even need to be calculated, as long as you change the number, you can directly come up with the answer.
Of the three hours of the exam, Tong Yang had already completed it in two hours, and he even checked it several times. Looking at the lifeless examination room, Tong Yang really didn't want to stay longer, and was about to get up, when the guy next to him asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"
"Submit the papers"
"I'm grass, show me the multiple-choice questions, I thank you"
Tong Yang looked at the invigilator and gave the buddy a look, "Five-four-three-two-one, let's go", and then handed in the paper. As soon as he went out, he saw that the buddy just now also came out.
"You didn't finish answering, why did you come out?"
"Anyway, it's not going to be, it's enough to have your multiple-choice questions, you should be able to get sixty, right?"
Recall that when I was a bad student, I didn't be like him, right?" "Okay, I don't support the old lady on the street, so I'll obey you." If you see my fill-in-the-blank questions, you're eighty. ”
"Really?!"
"Yes"
"I'll invite you to dinner when I go back."
How beautiful it is.