Chapter 30 Scumbag Lu Fusheng?
Lu Fusheng said for the third time: "I'm sorry, the rules of the small shop are not allowed to leak the content of the commission." I can't say. ”
"Hmph, uninteresting offspring. Drop-off. Yan Yan no longer looked at Lu Fusheng, and continued to struggle on the front line of reviewing the discs.
Lu Fusheng didn't salute again this time, but stood up straight and said clearly word by word: "Mo Shang Xiaodian, every word is out, and he will never die." "I seriously suspect that I am suspected of advertising.
Wang Shang raised his head and glared at Lu Fusheng, who was standing straight, and slammed the table and shouted angrily: "Send off the guests immediately." ”
Lu Fusheng said with an embarrassed face: "Actually, I'm not in a hurry, I can accompany you for a while." Then you ask. ”
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Lu Fusheng, who was finally driven out of the palace, walked aimlessly on Xuanwu Street, as the north-south trunk line of Bo'an City, Xuanwu Street is 100 zhang wide and 1,000 zhang long. During this period, hundreds of soldiers in silver helmets and silver armor were all lined up on both sides of Xuanwu Street.
Horse-drawn wagons come and go, leading to the east and west cities. A few patches of moss creep in the bottom corner of the damp white square wall on both sides, embellished and beautified with an insurmountable obstacle.
In the distance, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl with a gray face rushed to the street and stopped a speeding wagon, and said to the coachman in the carriage in a language that she did not speak fluently: "Hey, I have been separated from my knightly retinue, today is your lucky day, you must take me back to the kingdom of heaven, and I will reward you with infinite glory." ”
The coachman in the carriage was already frightened by the rash behavior of the strange girl who suddenly rushed from the side of the road to the street, and heard the girl talking nonsense, and waved the long whip in his hand to knock down the girl who blocked the road and said angrily: "Where did the beggar come from is talking nonsense here, really think that he is the princess of the kingdom of Jitian, so angry, get out of the way quickly, and look at Lao Tzu upset." ”
The aggrieved girl fell on the side of the road, and no longer got up, so she lay on the ground and covered her eyes and cried, the sound was really deafening. Lu Fusheng, who walked in from afar, had already seen what was happening here, and thought to himself that he was not a native of Hu, where could he learn the stunts of the uncle and aunt who had a bad heart in his previous life, and show the Oscar-level acting skills in front of the car.
But the plot obviously doesn't go according to the normal script of the previous life, at this time, the coachman in the carriage should have gotten out of the car and asked where the crying girl was hurt, and the girl was lying on the ground all over the sky to ask for a private price. But the coachman paid no attention to the girl lying on the ground, and drove away with a whip.
Lu Fusheng looked at the familiar plot of his previous life, and he was addicted to drama. stepped forward to help up the girl lying on the ground, looked at her with gentle eyes and said seriously: "Your acting skills are obviously not very good, you look at the emotions in your eyes at the moment when the coachman whipped is not in place, you should be more afraid." If you look at the rhythm of your performance, it's not right, come, I'll show you, you have to be good before you can get money, you worry me too much. It's like hating iron but not steel.
The girl lying on the ground was helped up by Lu Fusheng, but she heard Lu Fusheng's so-called speeches, and the girl who was not very proficient in Anyang Guoguo was even more confused, and before she could react to the meaning of the words, she saw Lu Fusheng repeating that he was whipped and repeating the plot when he fell to the ground, thinking that Lu Fusheng was telling himself that he had seen the whole story and wanted to comfort himself with his efforts.
Hurriedly folded his sleeves and showed his bloody arm to the kind-hearted young man in front of him, wanting to ask for more sympathy from the young man, maybe the young man in front of him would take him back to the kingdom of heaven.
Busy performing, Lu Fusheng was explaining the specific details of falling to the ground in slow motion, pointing to his face while seriously saying to the girl: "Look at the painful expression on my face, look at the folds on my face that hurt together, it's not that you have folds on your arms, take them back quickly, don't delay my natural acting skills." ”
Lu Fusheng, who couldn't understand the girl's intentions at all, only cared about showing his superb acting skills, lying on the ground, grinning his teeth, and forgetting himself to show how to perform the action of pain to the most real. What pity and pity jade does not exist at all.
The girl once again failed to understand due to the language barrier, and looked at Lu Fusheng's painful appearance, thinking that she was pitying herself. Hurriedly grabbed Lu Fusheng's arm and begged: "I am the Holy Maiden of the Heavenly Kingdom, please be kind." Send me back to the kingdom of heaven, and I will grant you the highest glory and endless glory and wealth. ”
Lu Fusheng, who was lying on the ground, stood up and patted off the dust on his body, and carefully looked at the girl's appearance, although she was in tattered clothes and muddy face, she was born with blonde hair and blue eyes, fair skin, and if she washed it, she would look like a beautiful girl.
But Lu Fusheng adheres to the basic principle that more things are better than less, and less things are better than nothing, and he will definitely not easily save people, even if it is a beauty, and he is not the kind of prodigal son of the third senior brother, and any request of a beauty can be agreed. Besides, it takes several days to send it back to the Heavenly Kingdom, and its own flying carriage also needs resources to start, and it costs money to send it back. wasting money in vain is not the style of the talker in the small shop.
Listening to the girl in front of him, Hu Ren Anyang was not fluent in official language, so he changed to Jitian official dialect and said: "Oh, my dear Holy Highness, that coachman is like a stupid groundhog, watch me go and kick his ass." "After saying that, I will lift my legs and slip.
Although she listened to Lu Fusheng speak the strange official language of Jitian, the girl in a foreign land had not heard the language of her hometown for a long time, but she also aroused homesickness, tears in the corners of her eyes, and she looked pitiful and pitiful when she pulled the corner of Lu Fusheng, and cried loudly.
But how could the girl hold Lu Fusheng, just when Lu Fusheng wanted to use his strength to break free of the girl's entanglement, the pedestrians on the side of the road seemed to pay much more attention to this scene than the coachman whipped the girl, and began to circle up. After all, those who take the car can't afford to be provoked, and I didn't see that the goods on the car were going to be pulled to the East Market, and they could open shops in the East Market, and the backstage of which one was not all high-ranking officials.
If you don't make it up, you will provoke any powerful person, and after the incident, you will definitely not be able to run away from the beating of scoundrels in the streets where no one is there at night.
Pedestrians on the street can perceive at a glance that this little Taoist priest must be powerless, and he doesn't know from which mountain he just came down to meddle in Bo'an City, but since you, a little Taoist priest, are in charge, you can't give up halfway, otherwise it will ruin our reputation of Bo'an people's kindness.
Hypocritical good-heartedness may only be the last remaining fragile pride of the Boan people, and when this mask is lifted, all that is left is worthless indifference and philistine. It is this last hypocrisy that drives the crowd of onlookers to grow more and more crowded. A long cage was formed to imprison the innocent Lu Fusheng and the more innocent girl.
"What's going on up here? The aunt, who was huddled outside and didn't know what was going on in front of her, asked in a loud voice.
"Yo, isn't this the second child's eldest mother? Why don't you squeeze in without knowing this, I heard that someone in front of you is giving out free rice, aren't they all queuing up here to receive rice?"
I started to watch the lively matter early in the morning, and the senior commentator corrected the remarks of the rice in front of her: "Don't talk nonsense, I came early, I know a lot, you see a man and a woman so young, don't think about it, it must be a shameless man who has a new love outside, abandons his wife and children, and makes that kind of disobedience and shame comparable to Chen Shimei, then the Hu girl will show up on the street in front of so many people and pull her husband to prevent him from leaving." ”
"Since it's the wife, how can she still be disgraced, I don't think the two of them are like husband and wife. The girl looked like a beggar. There was an opponent who put forward a different idea.
As a senior commentator, how could the aunt allow someone to refute her supreme remarks, and raised her voice like a rooster crowing: "What do you know, that Hu Nu was obviously beaten by a shameless man at home to make it like this, didn't you see the deep blood mark on Hu Nu's arm? That is the evidence." ”
"So that's the case, I almost let go of this scumbag. The rebutter rubbed his chin and nodded his head with emotion, and was easily persuaded by the senior commentator.
"Why don't you get rice, it's boring, then I won't row it. Gone, gone. "It's also that some sensible people have long been out of the low-level fun of joining in the fun.
"Everyone shouts with me: scumbag, scumbag. The senior commentator aunt thought that she had occupied the moral high ground and began to sensational the masses to put pressure on Lu Fusheng in the field.
There will always be some indifferent onlookers who don't know what they are shouting, and they may just be just venting their emotions. He shouted loudly along with the slogan, and the more he shouted, the more energetic he became, waving his arms and advocating for more people to join in.
"Scumbag, scumbag. ”
Lu Fusheng, who was surrounded by the center, blushed rarely, and only hated himself why the lowly one came to tell a little beggar he didn't know, and originally thought that it was better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish, and to teach the little girl to touch porcelain skills to make her earn more money, but how could she think that she could still catch fire.
In the scumbag condemnation in the sky, he felt that he really had a sense of shame as a scumbag, Lu Fusheng leaned on the girl's ear and whispered: "Ten cents, it's not okay to be private." ”
For the first time, the strange man got so close, and the girl's cheeks were red and twisted: "I don't want money, I just want you to take me away." ”
"Twenty Wen, it can't be more, that's all I have. Lu Fusheng was forced to double the price, although there was not much money in the first place, but for Lu Fusheng, who was greedy for money, taking his money was tantamount to murdering him.
The girl replied firmly: "I don't want money, I just want you to take me away." Afraid that Lu Fusheng would not be able to hear clearly, he raised his voice.
"The last time, fifty wen, is enough for you to eat Hu Biscuits for a month. ”
The girl shouted as loudly as she could: "I don't want money, I just want you to take me away." This sound is really deafening, and it overshadows the voice of the scumbag.