When the wine and food are served, naturally no one can eat or drink less.

The birthday banquet lasted from eleven o'clock to half past two, and finally Ao Fugui and Ao Muyang brought up the big cake, and the big guy ate the cake again, and this was the end of the matter.

After eating and drinking, Ao Muyang was about to leave, he saw Ao Qianlai grabbing the cake and still eating it there, so he said: "Uncle Qianlai, let's go quickly, you have eaten enough cream today, and the cake can't run away, let's eat it later." ”

Jin Huizi also said softly: "That's it, and you've been dizzy and tightened recently, have you forgotten what the doctor said? Eat less cream and fatty meat." ”

Ao Qianlai wiped the cream on his mouth, but he wiped half of his face, and he said nonchalantly: "What does it have to do with fat cream, the doctor also said that my dizziness and chest tightness are because I wear shorts too high." ”

A few people around me wondered, "Where did you go to see a doctor?" ”

"That's it, what does dizziness and chest tightness have to do with shorts, isn't it painful to wear shorts too high?"

"I also strangle my prostate, and for a while I didn't have a strong prostate because my pants were too tight. ”

"That's why I never wear pants, and I'm so strong. ”

Ao Zhisheng, who also got up and was about to leave, frowned: "You are dizzy and tight, and then the doctor said that you are wearing too high shorts?

"yes. "He drew my blood and said I was wearing too high shorts." ”

Hearing this, Ao Zhisheng's face sank: "The doctor said that your cholesterol is too high, right?"

The group that was eagerly discussing quacks shut up, Ao Qianlai recalled it carefully, and then said hesitantly: "It seems to be, right?"

Ao Muyang was speechless, he wiped his hands and walked out.

Lu Zhizi shouted to him: "Don't leave yet, come back and help me, Xiaoxiao help me back." ”

Lu Wuyi was lying on the table sleeping, his snot bubbled and bubbling, and the Jiang Cao next to him was recording, holding his mobile phone and laughing back and forth.

It is now the end of October, about to enter November, two days ago a cold snap blew from the north, Lu Wuxian followed the sea to catch a cold, these two days of runny nose is terrible.

Ao Muyang said: "I'm also drunk, you let Lao Jiang help you support Xiaoxiao." ”

Jiang Caoqi suddenly stopped laughing.

Ao Muyang went out quickly, he did drink some wine, and he walked around the village to sober up.

As a result, he walked to the head of the village and saw Ao Xiaojun and a few other children, and several children also saw him, and Ao Xiaojun ran away.

As soon as Ao Muyang waved his hand, the general and the wolf and the big wolf chased after him, Ao Xiaojun ran much faster than his Lao Tzu, but it was definitely not as fast as the wolf and the dog, and he was directly pushed to the ground with a scream.

"What are you running, what are you doing?"

Ao Xiaojun howled: "No, no, I didn't do anything bad." ”

Ao Muyang looked at him suspiciously and said, "You didn't do anything bad, what did you see me running?"

Ao Xiaojun took out a plastic bottle from his coat pocket and said pitifully: "I'm digging the ground, I'm afraid that you will see it and snatch it." ”

Inside the bottle of mineral water are some insects, about three or four centimeters in length, with a carapace on the head, wings on the back, and two hind legs that are excellent for bouncing like grasshoppers.

This thing is called a ground ghost in Qiantan Town, and its scientific name is mole cricket or mole cricket, a very common agricultural pest.

Looking at these hideous-looking mole crickets, Ao Muyang burped and asked, "What are you doing with these things? Are you afraid that I will rob them, am I a devil? Do you want to rob everything? Why did I rob this thing?"

Ao Xiaojun said: "You can eat it." ”

Ao Muyang blinked, indeed, mole crickets are simple agricultural pests in many places, and everyone has to punish them, especially farmers who must kill it when they see it, because it survives in the farmland, likes to drill into the ground and use fangs to hinge off the root system of crops, and even drag the young seedlings of crops into the hole in the ground to make food to eat.

But in the Red Ocean, they are also an ingredient, and like grasshoppers, they can be fried and eaten.

In the Red Ocean food stalls, fried mole crickets and roasted mole crickets are the main dishes, and the price of grasshoppers is the same, late autumn and early winter are good seasons to eat mole crickets, because at this time mole crickets do not eat and have nothing to eat, and the intestines are very clean.

Ao Muyang looked around, this farmland had just been plowed over, the soil was soft, and the teenagers took advantage of the afternoon to catch mole crickets.

He looked at Ao Mi and the others and asked, "Are you also catching ghosts?"

Ao Xiaomi's entourage nodded obediently, and then hid the bottle behind them.

Seeing this, Ao Muyang smiled and said, "Look at you, is this to guard against Uncle Xiaoyang? It's really sad, because Uncle Xiaoyang is usually so good to you." ”

"No, we made a mistake, and you were the first to complain to us. Ao Xiaomi said.

Ao Muyang said with a stiff face: "This is necessary, if you make mistakes, you must be educated, this is the iron law for the operation of human civilized society!"

Then he smiled slightly: "But, Uncle Xiaoyang is still very good to you when you don't make mistakes, let's go, I'll take you to find ghosts, there are more ghosts in my field." ”

He also planted crops on the land in the village, but not to harvest food, but to feed the dogs and the like, and to feed the loaches and eels with the dogs.

Because of his special cultivation, there are especially many pests in his farmland, and mole crickets are absolutely indispensable.

He brought the teenagers over, and it happened that Ao Qianying, a neighbor in the farmland, was working in a cultivator, so he gave 200 yuan of oil money and asked Ao Qianying to turn over his land together.

Sure enough, a lot of white and tender dogs were turned out, and Ao Muyang took a bag to pick up the dogs and went back to feed the fish pond.

In addition, mole crickets also appeared on the ground, and the boys cheered, and wandered around the field to find the mole crickets.

The weather is starting to get colder, so that the afternoon sun is much more precious, and it is warm and sleepy.

Ao Muyang didn't sleep, Ao Xiaojun came over to rest and asked, "Uncle Xiaoyang, your eyes are red, I think you should sleep, why don't you go back to sleep?"

"It's okay, I don't want to sleep, then you go buy me a bottle of coffee." Ao Muyang wanted to pay for it, but he rummaged through his pocket and found that he went to the birthday banquet today, and he changed into new clothes and didn't bring any money.

Seeing this, Ao Xiaojun hurriedly covered his pocket, looking vigilant.

Ao Muyang rolled his eyes and said, "Can I still rob you of your money?" ”

Ao Xiaojun was very moved and said: "Uncle Xiaoyang, you trust me too much, my parents never dare to give me my mobile phone and let me use my mobile phone to buy things, by the way, how much password do you have?"

"Password-free for micropayments. Ao Muyang smiled, spending less than 100 yuan in a day, his Alipay does not need password verification.

Ao Xiaojun left with his mobile phone, and came back after a while, in addition to handing him a bottle of coffee, he also carried a bag of snacks and drinks.

Ao Muyang suddenly sobered up for three points: "Nima, whose money is this money spent?"

"Yours, Uncle Xiaoyang, don't worry, listen to me, Alipay has an event today, you can grab a payment red envelope for more than 20 yuan, and the more you talk, the bigger the red envelope. Ao Xiaojun hurriedly explained.

"And how much did you spend?"

"About ninety-nine. ”

"So precise?!How many red envelopes did you grab?"

"Dime!"