Four hundred and eighty-seven monkeys

"Hey, six monkeys, happy New Year!" Hu Dafa held the phone, chatting with Lu Liguo proudly, the status is different, the identity is different, the money in the pocket, the thickness is different, and the tone of speech, mentality, and expression have changed greatly.

"Oh, Dafa! Happy New Year! Ahem, what is the New Year? As soon as the New Year comes, there are fewer people on the road, and they all go to catch up with the Spring Festival and go back to their hometowns, and they have no business! How are you doing over there?" Lu Liguo was on the other side of the phone, as if he had just woken up, listless.

"Me?" Hu Dafa's heart moved, but he couldn't tell him that this shop belonged to him! "Ahem, that's the case! Do you have a job now?

"Work, okay, how much do you pay, what are you doing!" Lu Liguo didn't care, and chatted with him.

"The job I used to do, a dishwasher, what do you do? ...... a month." Hu Dafa hesitated a little, and now that he employs people, how can he not give money! Even if it is cheaper than others, it will be about the same. "It's not a lot of money a month, it's a thousand eight hundred! However, you don't have to worry about eating and living!"

"It's so little! Hehe, I don't believe it, with so little money, why did you do it in the first place. Give 1,000 yuan a month, that's too little, don't do it! Now the couriers have to give 6,000 yuan, plus the commission, it can be about 10,000 yuan! I'm only so little, I work for half a year, and I only do it for a month!"

Lu Liguo's direct refusal made Hu Dafa very angry, and he found you a job, and he also picked and chose what you could do? What would you do? What else would you be able to do besides the half-hung "money worker"! At the same time, long-distance running is not good, and if you find a sportsman to chase you, I can make you tired.

"Have a good job, I guess you can do it! Drive for a big boss, 20,000 yuan a month, also including food and lodging, the boss is happy, and he can give you red envelopes." How about it, let's do this!" Hu Dafa turned his mind and began to dig a big pit, if I don't shame you home, I won't be surnamed Hu.

"Well, the monthly salary is 20,000 yuan! This is okay! Is there insurance? Five insurances and one housing fund or six insurances and one housing fund?" After a pause, Lu Liguo suddenly woke up, "But I don't have a book, I can't drive, how can I do it!" I'm going to study now, let's get a quick course, it's about half a month, can you keep this job for me?"

"Keep it? You won't be afraid of growing green hair and making you sick when you eat! Let the big boss of the family wait for you? Are you the boss or is he the boss? Don't forget, what do people want to pay for you!" Hu Dafa knew that Lu Liguo didn't have a car book, so he smiled on the phone and made it difficult for him. I have been running naked without insurance for several years, and you still want insurance?

"There's another job, this one is fine, can you try it. Business manager, how many people can be managed under his hands, the average monthly salary can also exceed 10,000 yuan, and there is a commission, if the task is completed, the achievement is higher than the salary!

"To complete the task, do you still need to be assessed? What is the business doing? What is it selling?" Lu Liguo thought about it, this is not bad, now it is popular to do business, find someone to spray! Spray is right, that is, salary plus commission, spray wrong, it is nothing more than practicing lip service.

"Sell the house! The house in Hainan is sold, and you can go to Hainan to have a good time!" Hu Dafa looked at the sky and began to make nonsense.

"Sell a house! Now I hear that this is not easy to do! I can't sell a set in a month, and the houses sold are outdated, and it is fashionable to sell shops. This one...... Is there anything else?" Lu Liguo really regarded Hu Dafa as an employment agency, picking and choosing and being greedy.

"Yes! There is also the job of an office director! The task is to take a few little girls in the office to do some copywriting, write bids, prepare documents, and do a good job of logistics!

"Well, this is good! It can also be matched with men and women, and how much is the salary?"

"Salary! more than a thousand!" Hu Dafa began to be a little disgusted, no wonder Lao Liu was reluctant to accept him as an apprentice, the master is not picky yet, this apprentice has a lot of requirements, how to teach you?

"Why is it so little? More than 1,000, at least 10,000 must be given! 8,000 is fine!"

"It's more than 1,000 US dollars! People are foreign companies, and other requirements are not high, but they have to be able to speak two foreign languages!"

"Oh, Dafa, aren't you embarrassed for me? Where do I know that bird language! I have forgotten how many letters there are, and I still speak foreign languages! I still need two foreign languages! Do dialects count? I really can't do this! You say car book, it's okay to take it down in half a month, and I can't do it in half a year for foreign languages!"

Lu Liguo didn't finish speaking, but he was intercepted by Hu Dafa! "Hey, do you think these are true? What a beautiful thing you think! Look at you, you don't have academic qualifications, you don't have ability, you don't know foreign languages, the only thing you have is the case record of the police station, all of which have been transferred out, do you have to have enough books? You still have a job and a place to eat, it's good! Let's stop talking nonsense, one: Come to work with me, the salary is so much, and you can eat and live. At the beginning, I didn't want to pay you, this is to take care of your face, I'm afraid that you will have somewhere to use the money, otherwise, hum!"

"Two: I don't have the kung fu to care about you, what kind of work, you can figure it out yourself, let's get busy with our own work! Also, when will I settle the 300 yuan I lent you? It's almost the end of the year, and the debt won't be more than the New Year!" Either you don't care about anything, or you just brush the dishes for me, there are not so many options, so you don't have to be picky.

Just like QQ and WeChat marriage, a group of people, hundreds or thousands of people, are blind and poor if they have nothing to do, what's the use, they are all beautiful women, they are all handsome guys, chase them one by one, don't tire you to death, and blind you first. The happiest thing is the telecom company, look at the photos, give traffic money!

"Well, Dafa, I've been inconvenient lately......! Don't worry, I'll remember you!"

"What! After the New Year, it's okay to finish the New Year, then the interest will be raised, I will lend you 300, and I will pay back 600 after the year!" Hu Dafa picked up the big knife again, if he doesn't take off your big crotch and don't scare your bitter gall, it will definitely not be over.

"Ah, you want to eat people? You are darker than Huang Shiren, I have only borrowed for a few months, and I have doubled it directly, you, you want to make money, you are a loan shark, right? Why did I steal so much money from you?

"That is to say, you don't have a choice, only the first item can be done! Nonsense, tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning, come to our restaurant to report, if you don't come, I can't stand you!" After that, he didn't talk to Lu Liguo anymore, and hung up the phone directly.

This is just a bastard, looking for a job for you, having food and shelter, and he is still not satisfied, he can't do anything, he still makes demands, and he wants to cheat. As long as you come, watch me clean up yours!