"Haha...... That stupid wife is so stupid that she wants to die, if it were me, I would never kill my husband like this, I only care about the family's property and money, and even care about my husband's life and death, it's too ruthless. ”

Dong Ju was on the side, and her stomach was about to twitch with laughter.

"Don't you women like money, mobile phones, houses, cars...... Yes?"

Fu Erdai took the opportunity to talk.

"I'm not it, I'm a love slave, I only look for those who are sincere, it doesn't matter if I have money or not. I never thought of marrying a wealthy family, because I believe that I will definitely be wealthy in the future. ”

Dong Ju said very confidently.

"Oh! Where do you get the confidence? Aren't you just a servant? Although I don't look at any profession, it is very difficult to become a servant and become a wealthy man! Do you know what I mean? If a servant wants to become a wealthy man, he must first become a rich man, and then become a man. Why are you so confident that every step you take is not something that can be accomplished simply, and some people spend their entire lives not necessarily boasting about it?

"This... Your jokes are good, and if there are any more jokes that make me laugh and laugh, I'll tell you what you want to know. ”

Seeing that there was hope, Fu Erdai became happy. ”

"Of course it's true, my Dong Ju has one one, two two, and has always done it, you can rest assured, as long as you can laugh at me, I will definitely tell you what you want to know." ”

"Okay, gentleman's words, it's hard to chase after the four horses, I'll tell you a few more jokes, listen well, don't laugh stupid!"

"Okay, I'm looking forward to your jokes making me laugh at me. ”

"Then I'll start, sit down, don't laugh!"

("The story goes that there was a noble lord whose cattle were stolen.") Secondly he published this statement in all the newspapers: "If you do not give me back the horse, then I will take the extraordinary measures which my father has taken under such circumstances, and it will be a terrible practice, which even I myself am afraid of, so I advise you to come and return me to-night, who stole my cattle, immediately, immediately, and tonight, and I may pursue it." ”

Unexpectedly, the threat took effect, and he didn't know what serious consequences the stealing would be, but he thought that it might be some kind of terrible punishment, and he was very afraid, so he secretly returned the cow.

Of course the noble lord was very happy to have such an ending, Gao Xin almost wanted to jump, because he was the winner, and he should have the joy and pride of the winner.

He began to look around to his friends for this happy and proud thing, and he was fortunate that he did not have to follow in his father's footsteps.

"But, I'm very strange, what did your father do before, and what was the result? What a terror method? I haven't heard of you!" his friends asked him, curious and expectant.

"Do you want to know how my father did it? Well, let me tell you, once when he was staying at an inn, the ox was stolen, and he put the ox rope around his neck and carried it on his back. If stealing wasn't so kind and polite, I swear, I'll do what my father did!"

His friends......

You're thinking you're like a cow, and your father was strangled by a cow rope, right?

How do you know?

His friends were completely speechless, but they were afraid of offending this rich and brainless magnate, so they had to exaggerate this man's good job. ）

......

"Haha...... I'm going to laugh to death, and I'm going to listen? ”

"You still want it!" Fu Erdai was completely speechless, this Dong Ju can still be good.

"Of course! You've got to be funny. ”

"All right, for your goodness and beauty, I'll have another one, and then you'll have to answer all the questions I ask!"

"This ...... You're not going to ask weird privacy questions, or colored questions that I can't answer! It's embarrassing. ”

Dong Ju began to be ashamed again, and it was uncomfortable to look at.

"Don't worry, people are not that kind of people, they ask questions that can see the light. Of course, unless you're a thief and a little shady hookup, I won't be so hung up, and I can't care about that, I'm too lazy to care, after all, I'm very busy and handsome, and there are a lot of girls chasing me, more beautiful and personable than you. I can promise you that if you ask something you don't want to answer, or something that is not related to the facts of the case, we can not talk, so that it will be okay, right?"

"Ok! I found that you are still a very good person, you are handsome, and you must be rich, because those who can come to the old man's villa are either rich or expensive, this is not to be guessed. You are properly rich and handsome, I don't believe you don't have a girlfriend, you have to answer honestly! Don't lie to me, or I won't guarantee the truth of my words later, haha......"

Dong Ju actually laughed naughtily, really funny.

made the second generation of Fu want to be funny.

"You're going to hell when you're old! Are you sure you dare to threaten me like that?"

Fu Erdai stared at Dong Ju with a terrifying face, and then said with a wicked smile.

"You are so bad, you are so scary, you don't hurry up and joke to coax people, wait and scare me to death, who will answer your question!"

"Okay, if you want to hear the joke, just go straight, I owe you, sit down, I'm going to start!"

("The story goes that once upon a time, an old county inspector came to the county middle school to inspect the work. As soon as he entered the school gate, he saw that the school's poster had Du Mu's poem written on it: Stop and sit in love with the maple forest in the evening, and the frost leaves are red in February. These two verses. The old inspector has a very thick literary foundation, and when he saw this poem, he wanted to test the students, so he asked the students casually: Do you know who is sitting in love?" The students looked frightened and shook their heads: "I didn't do it, it's not mine!"

Seeing the embarrassing scene in front of him, the inspector laughed and laughed. He immediately came to the principal's office and accused the principal: The students of your school have a low level of Chinese language, and he did not burn the Afang Palace.

The principal calmly said: "The students of this school have always been honest, and since it is not the love he makes, it must not be the love they do." ”

The inspector was very angry, he never thought that the famous principal would not know who was sitting and love! In a fit of anger, he wrote a letter to the director of the education bureau to explain the situation.

Soon, the old inspector received a reply from the director: "If you have love, just do it, we can't control this kind of private affairs." ”

When the old inspector saw it, he was dumbfounded.

The old man just wants to take the test, stop and sit in love with the maple forest in the evening, the frost leaves are red in February, this poem ......")