Seven hundred and seven call the police
"Grandma's! The two of them are cooperating! The wallet is not lost, let me see if the pants are torn first!" Hu Dafa lowered his head to check his trouser pocket, it was okay, but he just used his fingernails to give you a little illusion. It is said that if these people are not skilled, they will not use the knife, they will cut it with a knife, cut it into the meat, and they will not be able to do anything, and they will be caught by others. That is, it is my own pocket, which is difficult to touch, and it is really useless not to use a knife.
According to Lao Liu's statement, if the blade is played well, it has to be practiced, without a year and a half of hard work, absolutely not, people have good skills, put a pile of white paper on the table, and wave the knife, if you want to draw a few sheets, just draw a few, absolutely not wrong!
Now the weather is not cold, the women who love beauty are still wearing skirts, and those who are afraid of the cold are still single pants, and it is really not time to play with knives.
In the crowd, Hu Dafa found the two comrades. The person who pulls his trouser pocket walks in front, discovers the target, and after finding the target, stands on the right to attract the attention of others, and the person on the left makes a move, focusing on the wallet, belongings, and mobile phone. So many people, since they pay attention to the quarrels in the circle, they will definitely take off the headphones, and listen to what the people inside are for? What are they arguing about? At this moment, the mobile phone may be gone.
"Hey! I see! Wu Li, you have nothing to do here, you're really idle, you're here to help others cover up! This is still a double-layer cover! There is a quarrel inside, and you don't do anything, just to attract others to watch, quarrel and mix garlic, it's been more than ten minutes, you two don't practice, if you really fight, you can't use it for three minutes, you will definitely tell the winner, isn't it just to cover?"
"There are two people in the back who do it together, cover on the right, attack on the left, or vice versa, in short, you circle the sheep, they pick the knife, see one to kill the other, come and kill a pair! One will not let go! Hmph, almost hit your way!" Hu Dafa faintly felt a little, how long do you want to play? Do you still let others walk the aisle? Isn't no one finding out? Hmph!
Hu Dafa made a mistake in his body, and he hadn't completely let it out, so the one next to him immediately added, "Borrowed, I'll take a look, what's wrong, why is this a fight!"
"Fight, hey, you want to see the excitement, people are for the things in your pocket! You squeeze, you squeeze? You're not afraid of losing things! Look! I'll play a big game in the back!" Hu Dafa thought to himself, how to break the game?
"Call the police to come, I guess no, since they are playing this at this intersection, they must have touched the row, even if they call the police, the police will have to get here for more than 20 minutes, and it is the subway entrance, four directions, so many people, if there are not dozens of policemen, they can't touch people at all!
"Yes, let's greet it like this!" Hu Dafa didn't want to break other people's good deeds, they were all begging for food, and they started to work in the morning rush hour, it was not easy, and it was estimated that it would be all over as soon as he came down.
"Thief, catch the thief, steal something!" Hu Dafa lowered his head and said in a deep voice, raised his head suddenly, opened his throat, and shouted out over the circle of people.
When I hear this, as long as I hear it, I will lower my head and check my belongings, wallets, mobile phones, notebooks, car keys and bus cards, but everything that is valuable must be touched first. There was a shout, and three seconds later, suddenly several people began to scramble to find their own things. If you shout: The police are coming, I am afraid that this effect may not be necessary, and even if you lose something, it will take a long time to find out.
"Oh, where's my phone! No, I lost my phone!
"Well, my wallet is gone! Wallet, brothers, let me go, I've lost my money!"
"Oh, where's the bus card? I was still in my pocket just now, and I still used it to take the subway! Why can't I find it! I won't lose it, where do I put it!"
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Hu Dafa took advantage of the chaos, walked to his car, and knocked on the co-pilot's window, "Huang Mao, I have something to do, you two drive the car back! Be careful!"
"Huh, boss, I guess it won't take half an hour if we disperse?"
"No, it's going to disperse immediately! Prepare to go! Horn open the way, go slowly!" Hu Da waved his hand, and then looked at the group of people, there were really signs of loosening. The people on the outside finally saw what was going on inside, and the people inside were either looking for their lost property or holding their pockets and going out.
"Don't fight, look at what!"
"It's just that it's not as fun as scolding the streets in my village!" ......
"Call the police! I lost something!"
"I lost my phone too, buddy, borrow your phone and use it, can I make a call?"
"Mine is an apple, I can't lose my belongings in it, the problem is that the phone is gone! Hey, what's this called! Look at the excitement for a while, the phone is gone! This excitement is too expensive, thousands of dollars, just watch it for ten minutes! It's more expensive than a movie, it's almost in time for the concert!" A poor young man walked out of the crowd with a bitter face.
"Uh, this kid, he's very good at acting! Aren't you just pulling my trouser pocket? You still lost your mobile phone? What are you playing? Pretending to be garlic! Oh, you're afraid that you won't be able to leave, first say that you lost your mobile phone, and people will give you way, you're really amazing! Hehe, the drama spirit, you've all calculated it!" Hu Dafa waved his hand to Huang Mao, leaned against the tree on the side of the road, and carefully observed the different performances of the people in the circle.
"It's unlucky! I have to buy a mobile phone at noon! Oh, I'm so angry! What the hell!"
"I still have to ask for leave, replace my card, replace my ID card, and run to the bank and the police station! I ---- wronged! It's okay for me to see what they are doing! With that kung fu, I went home and quarreled with my daughter-in-law three times!"
"It's so annoying, I'm unlucky to start in the morning, the bus card is gone! I have to contribute a deposit of 20 yuan to the bus company! I lost it three times a month, why don't I remember it!"
Each said its own reason, and everyone said something, just now it was a circle of dozens of people, and in an instant, only the two teams of people who made trouble just now left.
"I'll clean you up next time!" The man with his girlfriend stared at Wu Li fiercely, turned around and walked away with his beautiful girlfriend first.
"Cut, I'm afraid of you!" Wu Li muttered horizontally, not knowing what he was scolding, he said hello to the security guard, turned around and walked in the other direction.
"Stand!Where are you going!" Hu Dafa quickly followed behind Wu Li and snorted coldly. didn't pat his shoulder, he heard it inside, Wu Li practiced sanda and martial arts for a few days, in case he felt the danger, he directly gave himself a big back span, fell to the ground, and his arm had to be twisted!
"Uh!" Wu Li paused slightly, stopped for half a second, did not look back, continued to push the cart forward, through the dense crowd that had just dispersed, and was about to step on the bicycle and slip away.
"Stop, talk about you!" Hu Dafa raised his foot and kicked at the rear wheel of the taxi rental car in Wu Li's hand. It's not yours anyway, and it's not mine. I just kicked the wheels out of shape, and you won't be anxious with me, there are so many on the street, just change another one.