Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Awkward Bathroom
"Rabbit cub ......" was halfway through, and Zhou Yang realized that he had just slipped out of his mouth with two words.
"You...... It turns out that you are the dead burger, the stinky burger," Xia Yuhan gritted his teeth angrily,
"Girl, listen to me,"
"I didn't listen, you damn hamburger, not only scolded me and abused me in the game, but also used despicable methods to cheat me out of money, stinky burger, I'll tell Sister Xiaotong now, saying that you asked me to make fake accounts,"
After speaking, Xia Yuhan rushed to the village committee,
"The rivers and lakes are sinister...... Zhou Yang sighed, secretly scolding himself for being so bad,
patted his mouth Zhou Yang hurriedly chased in, this matter can't be known to Lin Xiaotong, otherwise I am afraid that I will not even have pocket money in the future.
"Yuhan,"
Lin Xiaotong, who was far away, walked happily towards Xia Yuhan, and the two immediately hugged together.
"Sister Xiaotong, I'm back, I will be the finance of Daoxiang Village in the future," Xia Yuhan cried with joy, although he had only known Lin Xiaotong for a few days, but at this moment he had a very cordial feeling,
"Okay, not only that, you are also my good sister Lin Xiaotong, and we will get rich together in Daoxiang Village in the future,"
"Well, in the future, I must take Sister Xiaotong's head and let someone drink the northwest wind," Xia Yuhan glared at Zhou Yang angrily after speaking,
"I said girl, you are ungrateful, have you forgotten how I took you to escape the marriage last night," Zhou Yang knocked on Xia Yuhan's head and said,
"That'...... That's what you promised me, you have to do it," Xia Yuhan's eyes flickered a little, as soon as she remembered what happened last night, her heart would be like a deer colliding, and Zhou Yang's figure would continue to linger in his mind.
"What happened last night, Zhou Yang, tell me quickly," Lin Xiaotong said a little anxiously,
"It's nothing, I stole him out according to what you said, and his grandfather came forward and solved everything," Zhou Yang said with a smile,
Lin Xiaotong looked at Zhou Yang suspiciously, obviously not believing that things would be so simple.
Xia Yuhan also seemed to know that Zhou Yang didn't like to talk about it, and he didn't say anything, but said: "Sister Xiaotong, you must make the decision for me, this guy turned out to be that stinky burger,"
"What a stinky burger,"
"It's that nasty stinky burger, and he made me make ......"
"What to do, don't talk nonsense," Zhou Yang hurriedly said,
Xia Yuhan looked at Zhou Yang for a moment and then showed a cunning look: "Hehe, you don't want me to say yes, then you will be honest in the future,"
Lin Xiaotong was a little stunned when he heard this, and was about to ask what was going on, when he suddenly felt the earth shake, only to see a hill rushing in from outside the village.
"Aunt Zhang," Lin Xiaotong looked at the mountain running in front of him suspiciously,
Zhou Yang also remembered that this Aunt Zhang was the weight loss consultant who came with Zhang Xue a few days ago.
"Plop,"
I saw Aunt Zhang kneeling on the ground as soon as she came: "Captain Zhou, I took it, I took it, you can help me lose weight,"
The three of them were stunned, and then laughed,
"This, Aunt Zhang, even if you want me to help you lose weight, you don't have to kneel, you are so old," Zhou Yang said with a smile,
"No, I'm sitting on the ground, can't you see it," Aunt Zhang wondered,
Xia Yuhan couldn't help laughing,
"Captain Zhou......"
After a while, a group of plump girls walked at the door, led by Zhang Xue, and there was a man with a face standing beside him.
"Zhang Xue, it seems that you have lost a lot,"
Zhou Yang looked at Zhang Xue, and saw that Zhang Xue at this time was no longer the mountain he used to be, although he still looked a little fat, but at most he was only slightly fat.
"Yes, Captain Zhou, according to what you said, I lost 132 pounds in just half a month, and I lost more than 60 pounds, look at my belly,"
After speaking, Zhang Xue also pulled up her own pair of words,
"Okay, okay, you're also a big girl, and you're also a beauty when you lose it, you can't just pull your clothes and lead people to commit crimes," Zhou Yang said with a smile,
Everyone laughed, and then saw the man with the face come forward and bow to Zhou Yang and said, "Captain Zhou, I am Zhang Xue's brother Zhang Qiang, according to my previous promise, I will transfer half of my assets to ......."
"No need, it's not that you haven't paid, you can take care of my business in the future," Zhou Yang shook his head and said,
"This ......"
Insolent was a little embarrassed: "I've always kept my promises, and I'm never joking,"
"Mr. Zhang, Zhou Yang didn't talk about playing, I hope we will have opportunities to cooperate in the future," Lin Xiaotong said with a smile.
"Okay, Village Chief Lin and Captain Zhou, I am arrogant and rarely convincing, but what the two of them have done is really respectable, I will leave now and go back to organize a tour group to travel to Daoxiang Village," Zhang Mad said seriously,
Lin Xiaotong was overjoyed, but then he was a little disappointed: "But now we haven't negotiated with Accor Group, I'm afraid we can't help but sell the medicine......"
"It's okay, in addition to selling potions, we can still come to play, the scenery here is so good, and Captain Zhou's cold salad melon has already spread all over the Internet, you can still eat it if you can't play,"
After Zhang Yan finished speaking, he began to make phone calls, and he was resolute.
Zhou Yang nodded and said that he was right, in addition to selling medicines, he can also develop the food industry, his cooking skills are not decorations,
Soon the arrogance was negotiated, and the day after tomorrow there would be a tour group of forty people coming to the village.
When business came again, Zhou Yang and Lin Xiaotong began to be busy again, especially Zhou Yang, who personally joined Li Yan's farmhouse construction, and did not get out and go home until the day.
"It's been a tiring day,"
When he got home, Zhou Yang suddenly found that there was an extra wooden hut in the yard, and at the same time, there was also more solar energy on the roof of the old house.
"I can finally take a good shower,"
Zhou Yang didn't expect the bathroom to be built so quickly, although it was a little simple, but it was better than washing in the bathtub.
took a pair of shorts, Zhou Yang took off his clothes and walked into the bathroom.
"...... Uproar"
In the bathroom, the sound of water stopped abruptly, and I saw that in the bathtub, Lin Xiaotong and Xia Yuhan were looking at him with wide eyes.
Three, you look at me, I look at you, followed by screams,
"Bastard hooligan, get out of here," Xia Yuhan squeezed directly behind Lin Xiaotong, squeezing Lin Xiaotong's whole person out of the water from the white bubble girl,
"Yuhan, what are you doing?"
Lin Xiaotong went crazy, and hurriedly grabbed a towel to block his key parts, pointed to the door, and said, "Go out,"
Zhou Yang was stunned, and it took a while to come back to his senses, and the previous picture was still wandering in his mind.
"This, I didn't mean to,"
"It doesn't matter if you mean it or not, you just go out now," Lin Xiaotong sat up and pulled a towel to wrap his body,
"Sister Xiaotong, you're sitting on me,"
Xia Yuhan in the water couldn't help but push Lin Xiaotong,
Lin Xiaotong only felt that his feet were suddenly on the wooden board from one end of the bathtub to the other.
"Boom ......"
Makeshift wooden houses, shaking,
"Be careful,"
Zhou Yang's face froze, and he immediately rushed up to protect Lin Xiaotong with his body.
"Wow,"
The water splashed, Xia Yuhan lay down in the water, and Lin Xiaotong lay on Xia Yuhan.
And Zhou Yang was at the top, protecting Lin Xiaotong tightly with his body,
"Boom,"
The plank finally collapsed and pressed on Zhou Yang's body,
Long......
Zhou Yang pushed the wooden board away with all his might, and pulled up Lin Xiaotong, who was half frightened,
Lin Xiaotong's face was pale, and he completely forgot the embarrassment in front of him under the fright.
"Why is this house so unsturdy," Lin Xiaotong let out a long sigh of relief, then looked at Zhou Yang, and suddenly turned around,
At this moment, she couldn't help but remember that just now, she and Zhou Yang had an honest face, and it was still zero distance.
No, it's not zero distance, it's just a negative distance, but it feels like he's still feeling crushed and scattered.
After a while, Zhou Yang finally found clothes, and at the same time picked up a pair of pajamas for Lin Xiaotong to put on.
Lin Xiaotong didn't know what to say, just glared, then turned around and walked towards the old house, and suddenly turned around halfway through: "Zhou Yang, how do I remember that there is another person,"
Zhou Yang frowned: "Yes, I remember that there are only two of us,"
"No, I'll go to take a bath after I get home, and after half of the washing, Yuhan came, saying that he wanted to wash with me and save some water for you,"
"Yuhan,"
The two exclaimed at the same time, hurriedly turned around and turned over the wooden board, and found Xia Yuhan in the bathtub,
Lin Xiaotong's face was full of apologies, how could the weight of the two people and the small body of Xia Yuhan with this thick template be endured,
What's more, she's still in the water,
"It's like, it's out of breath, let's get artificial respiration," Lin Xiaotong touched Xia Yuhan's nose and said,
"Artificial respiration,"