Sweeping her eyes over the bottles and cans in front of her, Tang Jiayi finally picked up a bottle of "Qianzi". A look at a book??·· ＣＯＭ

Twisting the cap of the bottle with both hands, he poured the drink suspended with a large amount of colored rubber particles into the glass in front of him, just filling two glasses.

Carrying two cups on a stainless steel tray, she gently opened the kitchen door and walked out with her feet raised.

The cabin was empty, and Atletico was the only one sitting on the sofa, as if looking at something.

"Bell!"

The white dangling plate collided with the tabletop, and the sound was full of metallic smell.

The sound was not loud, but it was sharp enough to cut through the noise barrier of the cabin, and finally into Atletico's ears, allowing him to read in a state of mind and turn his head to look at the noisemaker.

The latter, seemingly unconscious, picked up a glass full of drinks and placed it on the small table.

With the sound of hitting the tabletop, the liquid in the cup shook violently, and it was almost about to spill. Tang Jiayi didn't look at it, and said sweetly: "Sir, you are going to have a drink! ”

Pretending not to hear the shyness and anger hidden in his voice, Atletico turned his head, looked his wife in flight attendant uniform in front of him up and down, and pointed out the other party's shortcomings: "The clothes are too conservative. ”

"That's it, I think it's good. ”

"Walking is too loud. ”

"It's a problem with the shoes, I'll change my shoes when I get back. ”

"The pallet has no taste. ”

Looking downwards and glancing at the polished tray on the table, Tang Jiayi responded: "There are only this kind of stainless steel plates in the kitchen, you can't let me bring them over, right?"

"The drink was not to your liking. ”

"'Qianzi' is a drink of your own design, why don't you drink this?"

Waving his hand, Atletico said: "These are bearable, I just want to ask, why is there no squat service?"

"Why don't you kneel to serve?"

"Forget about kneeling, pull down the grade for no reason," Atletico Madrid looked at his wife, "Squatting service does not involve dignity, Sister Yun and they usually do it, and I don't see you have any opinions." ”

Since you want to be a flight attendant for me for a day if you lose the bet, you should strictly follow the standards of flight attendants to demand yourself. If you can't even admit defeat in betting, how will others deal with you in the future?"

"Hmph!" Tang Jiayi snorted lightly and sat on the sofa next to her, "You still have the face to say! It's not that you deliberately pressed and ran, how could I lose?"

"Hehe, then why didn't you bet for 37 seconds?"

"I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, can't I get used to reading numbers with fractions?"

"Okay, that's your business, I don't have a problem," Atletico stretched out his hand and pointed to the flight attendant uniform on the other party: "Honey, do things from beginning to end, since you have put on the uniform, why don't you do your best?"

"Must be squatted?"

"Uh-huh!"

"It's impossible, there is no requirement for service quality in our bet, and there is no content that must provide squatting services. That's it for my flight attendant service, if you chirp and give your opinion crookedly, I will strike and refuse to serve, and let you drink the northwest wind by yourself!"

"Oh!" Seeing her say this, Atletico's attitude softened suddenly, "Then forget it, just treat it as if it was United Airlines this time????." ＣＯＭ”

Tang Jiayi blinked, took half a step back and sat on the sofa opposite, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter?"

"No, but I've seen people get kicked off the plane, or pay to get off the plane. ”

"It's all the airline's fault, it's shameless to sell two goods!"

"They can't help it," Atletico sighed, pointing to the cabin under his feet: "Twenty or thirty years ago, the first class of civil aviation was almost the same as here, but now the first class is only slightly more comfortable, with more private space and more comfortable to lie down." The trend of civilianization of civil aviation is unstoppable, air tickets are getting cheaper and cheaper, but planes are getting more and more expensive, so it is natural to try our best to open up sources and reduce expenditure, overbook air tickets, streamline in-flight meals, outsource cleaning, increase seat density, and the quality of service will naturally fall. ”

"And then you bought a private jet, and you got a hundred?"

Hearing this, Atletico Madrid smiled bitterly: "Alas, I bought it as soon as my mind was hot, but now I think about it, it's actually a big loss!"

"Hey, it's too late to regret it, you can't sell it now, right?"

"I can't get it, although it is more expensive to buy a plane and raise a plane, but I can still afford this money. Even for the sake of my mother-in-law's smile, I can't give it up!"

Hearing him say this, Tang Jiayi was also slightly embarrassed, "My mother did go too far this time, I already told her, and she knew it was wrong." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, nothing is wrong anyway. ”

Atletico Madrid sent the Jade Bird back to China the day before yesterday to pick up the Tang Qi couple who were far away in the Qinling Mountains to come to Europe, and by the way, entrusted the four snacks to the old couple to take care of for a few days. The whole journey was safe and sound, except for a small accident at Nanzheng Airport, Lu Wei took her son-in-law's plane as a favor, and led a group of aunts who traveled abroad to get on the plane and take them to Switzerland. Although the aunts have legal visas, the procedures are standard group tours, but changing the itinerary without permission has added a lot of trouble to the crew and Atletico Madrid.

Don't talk about this," Tang Jiayi didn't want to dwell on this topic, reached out and grabbed her cup of drink and took a sip, and glanced at the screen in front of Atletico Madrid, "By the way, what were you looking at just now?"

The New York Times. ”

The Jade Bird is equipped with a satellite Internet system, and the bandwidth is not large, but it is still no problem to use it to browse the news.

"Oh?" Tang Jiayi put down the cup, leaned over to look at the screen, and then she laughed uncontrollably, laughing forward and backward, laughing almost out of breath, laughing with tears in her eyes.

Atletico blinked and looked at his wife, "Is it so funny?"

The other party nodded again and again, and affirmed without hesitation: "Of course there is! Wang Banbi has stopped now, and he has come up again without making headlines, isn't it coke?"

"What do you mean by 'not making headlines'?" Atletico turned his head, "I've been on the headlines several times, and that's the headlines!"

"It's a pity that it's just a sports version, and it's always stolen from the limelight, and having is equal to nothing. What about the two-hour marathon? The Death Parade, the revision of the Constitution by the Native Chicken, the ascension of the "Falcon 9" to the sky, and the impeachment of the female president of the Southern Dynasties directly put together a set of fried eggs. This time it's even worse, how about breaking the record? Mr. Teh directly dumped you with a pair of king bombs. ”

Just last week, Tepp, a prominent real estate businessman, officially took office and was sworn in as the 45th president of the United States.

As early as the previous election campaign, this bigwig has repeatedly said and acted strangely, and now that he has finally come to power, he will naturally not forget his campaign promises. In his first week in office, he froze the "2010 Health Care Reform Plan" left by his predecessor, ordered his subordinates to revise the official website, removed the "climate change" and "LGBT (special sexual orientation)" special pages used by his predecessor to take photos, and restarted the "Keystone KESL Canada-United States Oil Pipeline" that his predecessor had stopped, making it clear that he wanted to draw a line with the former black president.

On top of that, he has aggressively withdrawn from the TPP, claiming that it would bring more jobs to his own people. The legendary "Great Wall of America and Mexico" is also steadily advancing, and despite various protests by Mexicans, it has not been able to prevent the modern wall from appearing on the border.

These actions have caused a lot of opposition, but in the face of the newly introduced "ban on Muslims", it is nothing. Although nationals of the seven banned countries make up only a small percentage of North America's inbound population, the executive order has caused a lot of repercussions. Supporters praised him for doing what he said, while opponents accused him of digging his roots, saying that he was destroying the pride of multiculturalism and diverse values, and protests of all kinds continued one after another.

Regarding his wife's sarcasm, Atletico said that he didn't care: "What does it have to do with me, I don't have the surname Maha......"

"How dare you go out and say that, and don't look at how badly Uber is boycotted?"

At one protest, Uber stood in opposition to the protesters and then became the new target. Because it is often protested by taxi drivers and applying for a restraining order, the company's image is not very good, and this time it is even more black and black, and it has suffered a huge blow.

"Why don't you dare?" asked Atletico, but his tone seemed a little soft.

"Huh!" Tang Jiayi scoffed: "It's just a hard mouth in front of me." ”

Atletico raised his left hand and shook it, putting on a posture of a good man not fighting with a woman, "You say yes, that's it." ”

"What do you mean by saying yes?" Tang Jiayi glared at him a little unhappily, and then said: "But then again, the special president is also enough, saying that he wants to restrict the Peace Religion, and this time he really started to ban Mu, and he did what he said." ”

Diplomatic relations with Iran have long been severed, Iraq and Syria are still at war, Somalia, Yemen, Libya, and Sudan have stopped, but they are still a mess, and the Libyan people miss Kadazo very much. These countries have only refugees, few immigrants and tourists, and they are forbidden to enter the country, which is completely a persimmon picking up soft pinch. When will Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, and Qatar be banned, it will be considered a success. ”

"Hehe, you said it, persimmons pick up soft pinch, put the easy ones and don't do the difficult ones first, isn't there a disease? Although he looks at some nerve knives, his staff assistant think tank is not a fool, and Tepp himself is not stupid, what to do and what not to do is actually planned for a long time. ”

"It's just a little too much this time," Tang Jiayi sighed, "There is nothing wrong with strict management, but because refugees may join the country of peace to do things, it is a bit simple and crude to ban people from these seven countries from entering the country blankly." It is no wonder that as soon as the ban was issued, there was opposition at home and abroad. ”

"This is not as simple as being rude, Silicon Valley and the mainstream media are on Xi Po's side, of course, they don't agree with the policy concept of the General Administration, and it is completely normal to have such a big reaction. ”

Atletico shook his head, "Tepp is taking the bottom route, in our words, thinking about what the masses think and what the masses are anxious about, and deleting the 'climate change' page is to remove obstacles, so that more big projects like keystones can be launched." And he engaged in large-scale construction and withdrew from TPP, in order to provide employment for the development of the economy, and without industry, the financial industry alone could not be 'greatagain'. ”

"What about restricting immigration and freezing health insurance?"

"The freezing of health care is to cut the budget, and as for restricting immigration, it is naturally because there are no votes in hand. Locals and natives are usually the first targets to curry favor with, as is the case with the new ride-hailing policy, and the same is true for the Tepp ban. ”

"Actually, multiculturalism is not as big as it seems," Atletico said, pointing out the window, "for the biosphere, diversity is almost a must, and the more complex the food chain, the more resilient it is to shocks." Ecosystems that lack diversity can easily collapse as a whole due to the extinction of one species. It is not that this set is not very applicable to human society, and the diversity of cultures, language habits, and religions will significantly increase the cost of communication. Pure language is actually fine, but the essence is just a tool for recording and transmitting information, and the real trouble is actually the culture and religion that permeates all aspects of society, and it is really difficult to understand the crooked nuts. By the way, you should be well aware of this. ”

The Swiss Confederation has four official languages: Swiss German, French, Italian, and Romansh. Although it has cultivated a large number of bilingual, trilingual, and quadrulingual cross-lingual talents, it has also pitted crooked nuts who can only speak Chinese and English, such as Tang Jiayi.

Although the main point of the exotic atmosphere is the word "foreign", the language problem still caused a lot of trouble for her trip to Switzerland. There are photo translation applications provided by Google, Du Niang, Beenet and other companies on smartphones, but the translation results are still a little bit worse and not comprehensive and accurate.

"Actually, Switzerland is quite good, except for the Romansh language, which is more tragic, since the 19th century, it has been shouted for protection, and there are fewer and fewer people who speak it, and the other three languages are good and German, French and Italian thighs can be hugged, and the 15 official languages of India and hundreds of active languages are terrifying. ”

"Looks like your Bee Shop India strategy isn't going well?"

Atletico shook his head, "You guessed it wrong, the reality is that it went too far, and our beta Hindi store is very popular, with more than 40 million downloads in less than a month." The problem is that users want more, such as Telugu, such as Bengali, and other language versions are also indispensable, which is simply exhausting. ”

"That's not right!" Tang Jiayi smiled, "These are all World Heritage Sites!"

"It is indeed a heritage, which is very helpful for the study of ancient history and culture, and also helps to pass on ancient skills and knowledge," Atletico smiled: "However, for modern people, the importance of work and play is obviously higher, and meeting these two needs usually requires more mainstream languages, and then those peripheral languages and dialects will naturally decline and eventually die." ”

"Phew!pragmatism!utilitarianism!" (To be continued. )