[Cai Wang Death Series: Green Shirt Wet, Green Shirt Wet ~ Good Poetry Good Wet ~ (Zhao Like and Shen Lijue)]

Shen Lijue: "Officials, officials, have you heard that Concubine Xian wrote a poem? Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info It's a pity that Jun has been lonely all his life, and he is speechless to the Yiren...... So talented!"

Zhao Yan: "So what?"

Shen Lijue: "I want it too, I want it too!" (expectant eyes)"

Zhao Ru: "Isn't it just a poem, I'm proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, you wait, I'll brew first...... Playing on the pillow in front of the bed and laughing, gently twisting and wiping and picking, obsessed with the green shirt wet, the green shirt is wet, the green shirt is wet~"

Shen Lijue: "......"

The sky is falling apart, and it's unbearable to see—

"Zhao seems to be going to die!!"

[Cai Wang's Death Series: It's really convenient to be a doctor to "act"~ (Zhao seems to be and Shen Lijue)]

One day, the wife of a disciple was infertile, and when he heard that Zhao seemed to be a miracle doctor, he rushed to ask for a cure.

Zhao seemed to think that it was just a gesture, but as a result...

Zhao seems to be taking the pulse of a certain woman: "Oh no, you are infertile, I don't think your husband has a problem, or ...... cough, say what are the days of intercourse this year, when do you usually have menstruation, the more detailed the sexual process each time, the better, I can grasp the details and analyze the condition. (Serious face)"

A woman: "...... (disdainful look)"

Zhao Yi: "...... Well, the process doesn't need to be talked about. ”

A woman: "...... Why are you a doctor asking such a dirty question?

Zhao Yi: "...... Poof!!!(vomiting blood) What can I do, of course I'm going to treat you!"

After a pillar of incense –

Zhao like: "Every time you have sex, the time is wrong, hey, I said what kind of strange preferences do you have, every time I pick this point~"

A woman: "Don't lie to people, it's the first time I've heard that something is wrong is the cause of infertility, do you have experience yourself? ”

Zhao Yi: "...... (I know that these will still choose that point, this woman is really difficult to serve, I have to convince her as soon as possible to let her go) Ha~ Of course there is! I always pick that point, so I don't have children!"

A cool breeze suddenly blew behind him......

Zhao seemed to turn his head in panic......

Shen Lijue: "Zhao seems to be who do you pick that point with every time?In order not to let me find out, it's really convenient to study medicine~"

Zhao Ru waved his hand and smiled: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"

Shen Lijue: "I can't see it, huh, I really can't see it~"

The sky is falling apart, and it's unbearable to see—

"Zhao seems to be going to die!!"

[Like: The emperor is darker than his belly]

1.

Huizong: Queen Mother, the Lun family loves you so much, wow, the Lun family seems that you are your own mother!

Cai Wang: You!

Huizong: The Concubine Lun family loves you so much, wow, you are more dear than your own mother!

Cai Wang: ...... Give me back my throne.

2.

Cai Wang: A unique secret strong abortion pill, one trick will be effective~

Princess: I'll kill you!!

3.

Huizong: Isn't it just a throne! Here you go!

Cai Wang: I don't want it either! Get out, you're paralyzed and tired of playing, and you want to give it to me before you have a mess!

4.

Huizong: Good brother, I will definitely do everything to investigate the Cai Wangfu prison case back then!

King Cai: Hmm! (nodding, with a look of conviction)

So the Tokyo Dry Bones Case happened, and so it ......

Huizong: I'm so scared! What about the male protagonist! Rough to continue to thoroughly investigate the Cai Wangfu prison case, I still have to find a beauty to sleep in the middle of the night~

Cai Wang: What about the thorough investigation that you said you would do whatever it take?!Is beauty or brother important?!

[Water Soul and Dao Chief: Master and Apprentice Warm (Deep) Terrier]

"Ah Shi~ They all have families, but you never mentioned my relatives, what about my family? Ah Shi told me~" The young child tugged at the corner of the Taoist's clothes all the way, pleading, and frowned slightly, staring at his big teary eyes.

The Taoist chief turned his head and stared at the little cheeks of the young child, his crystal eyes full of distress.

He squatted down suddenly, gently rubbed the child's head with his warm hand, smiled faintly, with a hint of kindness between his eyebrows, and said softly: "Silly child, I am your dearest person......"

【Soul and Jade】

Why does the female protagonist appear to be weak when the female protagonist is strong。。。。。。?

The water soul stood in the way: "Get out of the way! I'll take care of it here!"

Qi Xuanyu looked calm, and slapped the male protagonist away: "An idiot dares to block the prey of the master." ”

Water Soul: "...... What the hell is you?!"

【Soul and Jade】

Day 1 –

Water Soul: "Ah Xuan...... I like you......"

Qi Xuanyu: "...... (surprised)"

Water Soul: "...... There are ghosts. ”

Qi Xuanyu: "...... (Dead Fisheye)"

The next day –

Water Soul: "Ah Xuan, I ......"

Qi Xuanyu: "...... (Staring)"

Water Soul: "I don't say it, I don't say it, I just don't say it-." -”

Qi Xuanyu: "There's something I'm curious about......"

Punch flying!

"Are you Shushan cultivators all sick!!"

[Soul and jade: The stalk of "sending the sword" was originally like this~]

Water Soul: "This... Send you, that miasma can make the flesh dry in an instant, I'm worried... (Qi Xuanyu: Staring-)"

Water Soul: "Your sword is turned into miasma. ”

Qi Xuanyu: "Ah~ I have been doing it for a long time, it turns out that I am milk tea~ (typing, crossed out) It turned out that I was worried about the sword~"

Water Soul: "That way, I can... Protect you more thoroughly~ I will be at peace if you are well, if you are well, it will be a sunny day~"

As a result, the author was punched away...

Shui You's soul: "Fix your brain and write again! It's fucking disgusting! Lao Tzu won't do it!"

Qi Xuanyu: "Who is the hypocritical slut with a low IQ? Give back the personality of this girl! and plagiarize the bad street lines that are poorer than Qiong Yao, shameless!"

[Soul and Jade: Spoof Chapter 61 Ending]

Unexpectedly, a hand suddenly grabbed her!

She turned around in a panic, only to see Shui Yousoul staring at her with a strange expression, and said lightly: "Don't go yet...... Will you stay with me......"

A certain author: climbed the corner of the wall every minute and vomited the rice of the previous year......

Male lead: Who is the neurotic who switches the Oba mode of Korean dramas every minute......

[Professional Dragon Set Brother (Imperial Doctor)]

Su Su: The pianist can sing very touching in the ancient songs, I admire the author's pen, I'll write a lyric for the painter~ Wait, I only have the imperial doctor in my novel...... Moreover, it has been a professional entertainment public for 20 years......

Imperial Doctor: I'm only 20 years old! What kind of doctor, do I have half a chance to show off my talent? My master is a famous doctor in the world, and the emperor has to respect whether he makes it or not?!...... However, why is my master the world's No. 1 ghost animal shake S, focusing on abuse for ten years, I am the world's No. 1 shake M, focusing on masochism?!QAQ Also, if you give me a name, you will die?!