Chapter 1 The beauty of the incense car
Our family moved to Qianhai City six years ago, at that time my mother was arguing with my father, and then my mother filed for divorce, I don't know if she was angry or serious, and my father actually didn't hold back a mouthful, and I didn't know if he was angry or serious, in short, they went to Elder Fox's hometown together.
Elder Fox is the most authoritative of our White Fox Clan, and most of the matters in the Fox Clan have to be decided through his opinion.
I remember that Elder Fox was sitting lazily on the bed at that time, smoking a dry cigarette while squinting his deep-set eyes, and slowly spit out a few words: "...... Since you all say so, let's leave...... "The elder is really old, and he is too lazy to take care of these things.
"Elder, I'm going to a place where humans live, and I'm going to live with humans. Mother's sudden words surprised all the foxes present, except for the elders.
"Have you figured it out?" the elder asked faintly.
"Clearer than the glass I've wiped a hundred times, I don't want to live in a place where I can always see this guy. ”
"Very well, I can grant you your request to leave here, and you are always welcome to return, but there is one thing you must do, and that is that you must not use spells on humans, otherwise irreparable things will happen, can you do it?" the elder widened his eyes.
"I can do it!" Mom's gaze was resolute.
"You promise?"
"I promise!"
"Then you can go...... Just be careful. ”
With a vision of a better life for mankind, our three children also asked to go with our mother, and the elders agreed, asking us to make the same promise as our mother. Dad is a very enlightened fox, although he saw that he was a little reluctant, but he still readily agreed.
I usually live together, I don't think it's too important, and when I separate, I realize that I have tears in my eyes.
"What are you crying about?" Dad wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, "You are the only man who has to take care of your sisters and sisters...... And your mother. When he talked about his mother, his voice became very low, as if he was afraid that his mother would hear it, but now in retrospect, his father still cared about his mother very much.
"Yes!"
"Hey, come back with a pretty human girl and let them see that you've inherited my best genetics!" was the last joke my dad made to me, but why I couldn't laugh at all.
Now, six years later, everything has been washed away by time, and I have become a glorious taxi driver. My sister is 24 years old and works as a secretary to the general manager of a large company. My sister is 17 years old and has just started high school. My sister's name is very good, and my sister is not bad, Hu Lili, they are all very beautiful, of course, because my mother is a beautiful fox at that time. But my name is really ugly, call Hu Lai, don't get me wrong, I'm a very traditional person, I never come nonsense, follow the customs, and call myself a person for the time being. This nasty name was proposed by my mother, and my mother and sister voted in favor, and my sister reluctantly abstained under my pleading, but it was still passed because of two votes in favor, one vote against, and one abstention!
Where do we start with our family's story? Okay, let's start that morning.
"Hah~~~" I kept slapping my mouth wide open, "I'm so sleepy! I'm going to work again......"
"Mom, where's my milk?" said my sister as she hurried downstairs with her school bag.
"Isn't it in the fridge?" said Mom was frying eggs.
"I can't find it!" my sister buried her head in the refrigerator
"Maybe it was stolen by rats. "I drank the milk and stuffed a grape into my mouth...... It's so sour. ”
"How could a rat get into the fridge?" said my sister when she turned back to me, "Ahh
"I won't give you anything to drink if I pour it out!" my sister gulped down my remaining half glass of milk, "I'm going to be late, go first!"
"Don't eat eggs anymore?" Mom asked.
"I'm not in the mood if I don't eat. ”
"What's wrong again?"
"Yesterday I fell in front of the most handsome boy in the school and lost my life. The image of a lady who has worked hard in front of him for a long time is ruined It seems that the plan to become his girlfriend this semester is going to be ruined, oops, I can't say it anymore...... "Say it and disappear with a bang.
At this time, my sister rubbed her eyes and walked down in a hurry, my sister's quiet personality is completely different from my sister's pungency, and even eating fritters deliberately cocked an orchid finger, I don't know who I learned from, it's really a sin! My future object must find a sister and sister's personality neutralizer.
"What do you want?" my sister patted me on the shoulder, "saliva is streaming down the grapes." ”
"Sister, you're not going to work today?"
"In the afternoon, I accompanied the boss to a business buffet. ”
At this time, my mother turned around: "He didn't take advantage of you, did he?" Every time I mentioned my sister's boss, my mother always had this sentence.
"Mom, look at what you said, how can people take advantage of me, a lot of fashionable beauties are rushing to let him take advantage. ”
My sister's words are true, I saw her boss once, this guy is handsome and messy, please forgive me for using the word mess because the psychology is a little unbalanced.
And it's also a diamond king, the fifth is rich and stylish, where to find such an indecent object, my mother is really worried, it doesn't make sense.
I looked at my mother and suddenly said, "Mom, your tail is showing so carelessly again!"
"Oh?" said Mom, turning her head to look behind her, "Oh, I'm sorry I just got up and felt bored, so I drank a little bit of wine and ended up ......," she said, retracting her tail.
"A little bit of wine?" I said in a skeptical tone.
It was about to start another day's journey, and I clenched the steering wheel in my hand and shouted habitually, "Go!
"It was a delightful sunny day. "I was looking for the passengers on the side of the road while enjoying the cover album of Dick Cowboy, this guy is so good, and all the good songs are taken by him alone.
Red light. I stopped the car, looked in the mirror, bent my hands into a comb, combed my hair, and whistled pleasantly.
Well, there was a beautiful red roadster as new as new, and a beautiful woman sat on the top of the sports car, hmm~~~!"Dudu~~" The beautiful woman who was admiring it suddenly honked the horn. It's not good, it's too intoxicated, and I don't know if it turns into a green light.
The beautiful woman and Xiangche drew a beautiful arc together, crossing my rotten car, so handsome! The red silk scarf wrapped around her neck like fire kept trembling with the wind, adding to the taste, and the only regret was that she couldn't see her eyes while wearing black sunglasses.
In front of her, she shook her elegant beauty in the wind, and she was stunned! However, I accidentally gave birth to a silk scarf, and I actually broke free from her jade neck and floated away, which happened to stick to the glass of my car.
"Oh no!" I quickly slammed on the brakes. I got out of the car and checked. At that time, the tree was only 0.01 centimeters from the front of my car, and after a quarter of a pillar of incense, the hostess of the sports car in front of me would fall in love with me...... It's like a fool's dream. She just stopped the car, walked over, and reached out to retrieve the red scarf from my hand. It's so rude, I almost had an accident, and I didn't say I'm sorry. Embroidered pillows!
Since it's okay, let's get on the road. How did you do it today? So far, you haven't attracted customers, phew! How can you say that you have no business? After driving slowly for a while, a bright little red dot in the distance gradually became bigger and clearer, it was the rude beauty, it seemed that the situation was a car broke down, haha, deserved, who told you to love vanity and like things that are useless! She was waving at me, I quickly opened an eleventh three-second plenary meeting in my mind, forget it, I am a man, there should be a whale's belly, of course, business still has to be done. So, with a squeak, the car stopped in front of her. I saw an impolite beauty sitting in the car with a disgusted face, looking out the window, looking arrogant.
"Where's Miss?"
"Harukawa High School. "Her voice, one word, ice! Forget it, don't expect anything, I don't have the confidence to make an icebreaker.
Qingchuan High School - I couldn't help but tremble in my heart, didn't my little sister go to school there, could it be that she and my little sister were classmates? Impossible, just by looking at her breasts, I knew that she was not a teenage girl for a long time, at least twenty-three or four years old, I am an expert in looking at women in my chest. Could it be Xiaomei's teacher? This girl, there is such a spicy teacher in the school and she won't reveal it to me.
Sitting in the car, she kept frowning, looking unhappy, did she not like the song I played? Dick's father didn't like such a rough voice? Forget it, what do women like "the sea can be dry and rotten, the sky can collapse and the earth can crack, and they have to hold hands and shoulder to shoulder...... "Pull it down, if this is the case, I would have left the other party and fled for my life, who can take care of anyone, it is like the end of the world, no wonder people say that love is a kind of torture, and infatuated people are masochists!"
Before I knew it, I had arrived at the gate of Qingchuan High School, and the time I was in the same car with a beautiful woman was really short, woohoo, time is gone.
"Thirty-eight dollars......" I read the meter.
Her jade hand handed a card from behind.
"What is this?" I looked intently, and Kim ...... Gold card!Hmm~~ But ......, "Miss, don't you have any cash?"
"I never carry cash. "Well, rich people are really dragging, but I, on the contrary, never bring a card because I can't afford it...... Whining.
"Well, I'm really sorry, I only accept cash. ”
"What kind of broken car, can't you swipe the card?"
"Hey, why insult my goddess No. 1, you can't swipe the card, you can't swipe the card, what kind of score do you put in a taxi, I don't have anything else to brush except my teeth, you look at it!"
Seeing that I was angry, and I was at a loss, the rude beauty had no choice but to say, "I'm here to find someone, so let's go up and ask her for money to come down to you." ”
"Okay! I'll wait for you. I said. Waiting for beautiful women is my specialty.
After waiting in the car for about three or two minutes, I was really panicked, so I got out of the car, lit a cigarette, and sucked greedily with an expression, sometimes looking at the smoke in a daze, and sometimes looking at those female high school students who were developing strangely well. When I was bored, I suddenly heard a beautiful voice in my ears, the sound seemed to come from outside the sky, refreshing, so beautiful and pleasant, I looked for the sound of the horn on a big tree: " Good afternoon, I am your campus DJ Sima Nushuang, today is February 14th Western Valentine's Day, here I wish all lovers happiness, of course, or everything should be focused on academics, students who have fallen in love should encourage each other, students who have not fallen in love should not worry, the chicken soup of love should be simmered slowly to be more flavorful, I suggest that the seeds of love should be buried deep in the heart first, and it is not too late to germinate when you are admitted to college. ...... Just now, my director, Mr. Chen, asked me with a gesture if I was in love, is this...... I had to say, secret! ”
"Hmm......" A few passing boys who were listening to the radio with me sighed in disappointment, it seems that this girl is very popular.
“...... Please also don't forget our country's own Valentine's Day Qixi Yo, here is a song of the Song Dynasty great lyricist Qin Shaoyou words to all friends who have love and friends who are about to have love, of course, there are those friends who have just lost love, everything will come again, a more beautiful and more mature love is waiting, my words seem to be too much, alas...... When it comes to love, it's a little unbearable, okay, okay, you must be impatient, let's listen to the poems: the clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man travels all the way to the dark. As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world.
Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, endure the return of the Magpie Bridge! If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight.
......”
I threw away the half-smoked cigarette and crushed it with my foot: "I like this sound, I like this poem, I like the poem that comes out of this voice even more." "However, the sound is too good, which does not bode well for the girl's appearance. I think.
In the broadcast room, an innocent beauty with short ear-length hair pulled down the microphone, took off the headphones, and stretched out her thumb outside. The other party gestured to signal that someone was looking for him.
Sima Nushuang smiled brightly, bowed slightly, and walked out of the broadcast studio.
"Cousin, why are you here?" her expression was a little surprised.
"Don't mention it, it's unlucky! I wanted to treat you to lunch, but the car was left on the way, so I had to take a taxi. "The impolite beauty is her cousin.
"Then it seems that I am the only one who treats you to a cheap meal in the school cafeteria. ”
"No problem. Do you have any money on you?"
"How?"
"That pesky driver is still waiting down there, you know, I rarely carry cash on me. ”
"It's rare that a rich cousin actually borrowed money from me, a poor ghost student girl, just like a Leonid meteor shower for decades, and of course she won't let it go. Sima Nushuang smiled.
"That annoying driver, he actually said cool things, saying that there is nothing else to brush except for the teeth on his body, don't you say it's annoying?"
"Hehe, you're an interesting person, is it a handsome guy or an uncle?"
"Generally speaking, pull. ”
"My cousin has high conditions, and she is surrounded by beautiful men all day long, you say it's average, and it looks good. I'll go down with you, pay and go straight to the restaurant. ”
"Okay. ”......
"Lili, your fall is healed, right?" asked Xiaomei's female classmate as she walked.
"It's not all right, look at ......" The little sister lifted her skirt, revealing a smooth white thigh with a blue spot on it.
"It's still green, it must hurt to touch it, right?" said the other party.
"That's nature. At this time, Xiaomei suddenly saw a bucktooth boy on the opposite side staring intently at her legs.
"What are you looking at, you're hungry and thirsty, go home and drink cold water!" the little sister immediately put down her skirt, posed a teapot and scolded mercilessly, and the frightened bucktooth boy ran away.
"Count yourself in your senses, or I'll scold you like an ostrich and bury your head in the sand!" the little sister clapped her hands proudly at his back, and turned around to hit a man's tall chest.
The other party is a handsome guy, that son may be nearly 1.9 meters, he is his cousin's crush, to be exact, it should be the object of the crush of many girls in the school, and it can be called the first school grass of Qingchuan High School.
"You're amazing!" the handsome guy smiled in amazement, and walked away.
"Huh?!" the little sister stayed there for a long time, "Jing Fang help me quickly...... My legs are so soft. ”
"Not really. The female classmate hurriedly helped her.
"It's over, and the little good impression that remains has been canceled out......," the little sister said sadly, and then she felt a strong dazzling light in front of her, and she fixed her eyes on it, and it turned out to be my teeth. Hey...... I was looking at her smugly not far away, girl, I'm going to help my brother wash his stinky socks for a month, or I'll make a big deal about your mess at home, frog hahaha...... My aggrieved hands can finally be freed for a month.
"Brother, why are you here?"
"Hey......
"Why are you smiling like that?"
"Hey...... Yikes!!...... Not...... It hurts, why are you stepping on my feet?"
"Who made you laugh so nastyly!"
"Brother is doing business, and I'll talk to you when I get home in the evening. ” ......
"Is that your brother?" the female classmate kept asking Lili.
"That's right. ”
"Sure enough......"
"Sure what?"
"Brother and sister are both beauties!"
"Beauty, he's a man. ”
"Hey......"
"What?"
"Invite me to your house another day and introduce me to you?"
"I didn't expect you to like such a man?
"So your brother?" ......
I've been waiting for a long time, I won't run a single order, bastard! I dare to sit in my overlord car? When I was thinking anxiously, the red silk scarf flashed in the distance, and there was a woman next to me, with short hair that was straight and slightly buttoned, a bright smile, and a graceful gait, what day is today, Beauty Story?