Chapter 341: The car god is chubby

"I've played with this thing. Ye Tian looked at the civilian version of the instrument in front of him, and he missed it very much. This thing is like a video camera, except that the lens has been replaced by a large piece of black leather, and the leather is wrapped in a bunch of sensing components, which convert the instantaneous impact force into a data display.

The instructor turned on the instrument and motioned for Ye Tian to strike with all his might. Looking at the surrounding onlookers eating melons, Ye Tian motioned for everyone to stand outside.

"Instructor He, don't stand behind the machine, that place is dangerous. ”

Instructor He sneered, walked up to Ye Tian and couldn't help but say, "What's the danger of me standing behind?

"If you blow up, you won't let me pay for it, right?"

Instructor He hugged his arms and sneered: "Joke, if you really break it, I will report to the leader and give you a bonus." ”

As soon as Instructor He's words fell, Ye Tian suddenly burst out on the spot, and punched the leather of the instrument to measure strength.

I only heard a loud sound of 'tom', and the instrument that was tightly fixed to the ground with bolts was lifted by Ye Tian's punch, because the force was too huge, it directly shattered the strike area, and the entire machine parts were scattered all over the ground.

Ye Tian looked at Instructor He, whose chin was about to fall to the ground, and nodded with a smile: "Isn't it, I have three punches for this thing, and I don't need to use all my strength for one punch for civilians." ”

Strength, this is insurmountable strength!

"Uncle Wang, the strength of the person I selected is okay, right?" Liu Danqing took Liu Qingqing downstairs quietly and looked at Uncle Wang playfully. With Liu Danqing's cleverness, how could he not see what Uncle Wang was thinking? Let Uncle Wang take Ye Tian down to let this old man who is very good to himself rest assured.

"Miss, I'm blind! With this kid here, there is absolutely no problem with the safety of you and the second miss. Uncle Wang wiped the sweat from his head and said with a smile.

Liu Qingqing grinned and took Uncle Wang's arm and said, "Don't worry, this kid defeated two bodyguards from the Guard Bureau in five seconds, who else can beat him with such skills?"

When there is no one, Uncle Wang is more like the father of two girls. Because Liu Dongfang is too busy, Uncle Wang is responsible for taking care of the daily life and diet of the two eldest ladies many times. Because of her future position, Liu Danqing has long developed the cold habit of rejecting people thousands of miles away, while Liu Qingqing is like a little girl who doesn't grow up, and likes to stick to Uncle Wang when she has nothing to do.

Uncle Wang touched Liu Qingqing's hair lovingly and said, "This kid's kung fu is so weird, I really don't know how to practice it, how did you catch him?"

Liu Qingqing raised her head proudly: "We are using a beauty trick!"

"Smack", Huang Laoxie threw the newly published collector's edition of "Playboy" on the floor, lying on the floor on all fours without an image.

"What's the matter? Feeling bad again?" Xuan Xuanzi was wearing headphones and listening to the outdated red song "Knitting Sweater" on the Internet very intoxicated, and he was still humming in his mouth: There is a stupid B...... Knitting sweater ......

Huang Laoxie looked at Xuan Xuanzi with contempt, this old man was degrading faster than he imagined. I can tell the difference between the silicone chest and the natural breast, and I can still do it every day to become a fairy and become your sister!

"It's really boring to grab Playboy with me. ”

"Then you can bring Fatty, Second Artillery and Fat Cat. ”

"Those three fat men will grab food from Lao Tzu, and put some crotons in their meals another day to kill them!"

"You say, can that kid take down the second miss of the Liu family?" Huang Laoxie sat up, picked the mud between his toes with his fingers, and quickly rubbed out a small mud ball, which popped into Xuan Xuanzi's teacup while he was humming with headphones.

Xuan Xuanzi shook his head and said, "Almost, but with that kid's character, I'm afraid he will be greedy and chew too much." It's right for us to let Ye Tian push back a month, if we really get the help of the Liu family, Xiao Ning will wake up laughing in this dream. ”

Huang Laoxie sighed and said, "If it weren't for Lao Tzu's age, I would have to sacrifice my hue for Huaxia and hook up with the second miss of the Liu family." ”

Xuan Xuanzi: "......"

"Do you say that this kid has a crush on the eldest lady or the second lady? I heard that the kid from the old Wu family is also pursuing Liu Danqing!"

Speaking of this, Xuan Xuanzi threw the earphones on the ground suddenly, and Huang Laoxie also seemed to suddenly remember something, and the two old men stared at each other for a long time.

After a while, Huang Laoxicai slapped his thigh in frustration: "Damn, with this kid's character, I won't let go of either of them! If I can't steal chickens, I can't build a handful of rice! No, I have to tell this kid." ”

"Tell a fart!" Xuan Xuanzi sighed and pinched his fingers to calculate a hexagram.

"Leave it to fate, it's too late to say anything. ”

"You mean that Ye Tian's kid went to the Liu Group?" Hearing the secretary's report, Pang Wanshan's hand pouring tea subconsciously stopped. It wasn't until the tea overflowed from the teacup that Pang Wanshan was shocked. Pick up a napkin and dry the tea spilled on the tea table.

Pang Wanshan waved his hand a little irritably to let the secretary out, looking at the purple clay pot on the tea table, Pang Wanshan was a little distracted. Ye Tian, this kid is not only capable, but also always has a hint of luck to follow. If you really let this kid grow up in the future, it's definitely a * annoyance. Thinking of this, a layer of murderous intent appeared on Pang Wanshan's old face.

"You don't know, Ye Tian, that bastard, ate one more egg than him that time, and he punched my egg out of his stomach. "Without Ye Tian, Xiaopang, the big appetizer, has a big appetite, and everything he eats is fragrant, and the fat cat is stunned. It seems that the amount of food that Xiaopang has eaten has risen again recently, and if he doesn't work hard, this little fat man will overtake himself if he doesn't do well.

The second cannon leisurely picked up a cigar and said, "As far as the little fat is concerned, Brother Ye Tiange is angry." Who is not distressed? The fat that has grown up for more than ten years, how long has it been tossed and gone? When I go home, my father can not recognize him!" The second cannon lowered his head and patted his increasingly complete belly and sighed: "Look at our happy life, isn't it all made by Brother Ye Tian for us? Little fatty, you brute with no conscience! Although Ye Tian is a little bastard, but we must also remember his goodness, he is not there, who do you say I play games to abuse? This game idiot fool ......"

The three children were full of food and drink, and when they got in the car, they went to Ye Tian to play. Ye Tian, this guy is heavy on sex and light friends, he was taken away by those two girls in the morning, and he didn't come back in the afternoon, and the three fat men decided to go to Ye Tian to play.

Xiaopang recently learned to drive, is taking Ye Tian's large-displacement modified Mercedes-Benz to practice, the cats and dogs on the street will tremble when they hear the roar of the heavy engine, the roadside poker player takes the small horse to move to a safe position, the fruit seller hurriedly closes the stall, only a few unfilial children coax the old man to bask in the sun, and put the old man on the side of the road......

"Can you do it?" the fat cat and the second cannon played with stacked arhats, and the second cannon was pressed down below and rolled his eyes.

Xiaopang lit the fire very unhappily: "Scolding, right? Look at our buddy's technique, who in the neighborhood doesn't know?" The old man who was hiding on the side shouted at the little fatty: "Handbrake! You bear kid forgot to let go of the handbrake again!"

Xiaopang nodded awkwardly, and said to the uncle: "Thank you, you~~ uncle!" The uncle hurriedly waved his hand: "Let's go, when you leave, we will have fun poker, we are not at ease next to you, and we dare not play anything." Also, the old man on the street doesn't want to raise his son, so put it aside and wait for you to hit it, be careful......"

Chubby Second Cannon and Fat Cat: "......"

The car went from the South 2nd Ring Road to the North 3rd Ring Road, and the traffic began to be densely crowded like ants. The second cannon couldn't stand the fat cat's fat body like a hill, so he asked the fat cat to open the hard top of the car, and stood up and rode on the fat cat's neck.

"Captain, that modified Mercedes is on the road again. ”

"Is there a violation?"

"Not really, but the hard top was opened, and a fat man stood on the co-pilot. ”

"Is there a Liu family's car in the back?"

"Nope. ”

"Leave him alone, as long as he doesn't speed and doesn't make trouble, he shouldn't see it. As soon as the captain finished speaking, he heard the traffic policeman on duty over there suddenly shouting: "Captain, it's starting to speed......!" Go, still retrograde!"

The captain secretly scolded himself for being unlucky, and he always encountered this kind of thing when he caught up with his duty. Last time, I already knew the origin of this modified Mercedes-Benz, and the background was no worse than that of the Liu family. Speeding and retrograde, you have to take care of yourself. There is no way, the traffic flow within the second ring road is too dense, if there is something wrong with the retrograde speeding and the brigade patrol finds that it is not stopped, the consequences will be even more serious.

The lesser of two evils.

"Turn on the police lights, chase it!, remember to have a good attitude towards people after interception, salute, and use honorifics! Don't care about some trivial things, let them drive well and don't violate the rules to achieve the goal, punishment? If you dare to punish, I will punish you when I come back." ”

"Look at our technology! It's not that I blow it, it's just like Brother Ye Tian, please call me Lord Belle on the track in the future." Huh, why are these cars driving in the wrong direction, can they drive!" Chubby bragged as he dodged the oncoming vehicles.

The fat cat carefully fastened his seat belt, trying not to tremble in his voice: "You...... It seems to be retrograde! Lord Belle!"

"I'm going backwards? How is it possible? I've always been law-abiding...... Holy shit, it's going backwards! I've crossed the double yellow line! I said why are these stupid cars shaking their headlights at me. ”

The second cannon twisted his fat body exposed outside and shouted: "Hey! You also summoned the police, and you are chasing after you! Dog, dog, dog, ah, class, class, you are Lord Baylor? That Lao Tzu is the highway emperor Amma, just be your father!"

The fat cat carefully fastened his seat belt while tightly hugging the legs of the second gun. Looking at the second artillery like this, it seems that he has long been accustomed to the out-of-tune thing of Xiaopang.

When the car returned to its normal lane, it naturally slowed down, and was caught up by the police car and pinned to the side.

Keeping in mind the leader's teachings, the little policeman cordially walked over to salute, bent down and waited for Chubby to roll down the window.