Episode 679: A Little Mistake
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Waiting for Bao'er to return to the nanny car, Zheng Xiyi looked at her with a smile, "How is it, has GD been grateful to you for not being his own sister?"
Bao'er gave him an angry look, sat down on the chair opposite him, and said hatefully: "Ah, do I need to deliberately give him a favor? Besides, even if I want to give him a favor now, I should give it to you, and I still expect you to really write a divine comedy this time, so that I can be popular for another three or five years!"
Zheng Xiyi tilted his head, thought for a moment with an exaggerated expression, nodded and said: "Yes, even if you want to sell it now, you should sell it to me, come on, call a few oppa listens, make me happy, and it will definitely make you popular for another five, six, seven, or eight years!"
"Phew, beautiful you!" Bao'er was angry at this guy's shameless appearance, and her calf flicked up on his face, "What if you write a Divine Comedy, it's the same whether an idol like me who has been angry or not has a Divine Comedy, you better solve your hundreds of thousands of anti first!"
Zheng Xiyi's eyes darkened, and he sighed in his heart, he knew that Bao'er was right, the entertainment industry is so cruel, Bao'er has almost come to an end on the road of idol, even if she can become popular all over the world with the song "Jiangnan Style" this time, but being outdated is outdated, and no matter how powerful the Divine Comedy is, it can only help her continue her popularity for two or three more years at most. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing that his face was gradually gloomy, knowing that he was worried that his career would return to his old outlook after this time, Bao'er's heart warmed, and her voice softened a little, "Hey, I don't care about myself, what are you depressed about, I have been popular for more than ten years since my debut, and now I can be popular again with your light, and it is popular all over the world, I will be too greedy if I am not satisfied." ”
Zheng Xiyi shook his head and smiled helplessly, Bao'er is right, there is indeed nothing to be depressed about, among the artists, idol is the most youthful, idol like Bao'er, who has been popular for more than ten years and has reached the end of his career, can actually counterattack once, and even a global counterattack is popular, there is no precedent in the world, if this is still depressed, those idols who are at the peak of their careers but have never been able to step further on the international stage have to suffocate to death.
Seeing that his face improved, Bao'er simply changed the topic and said: "Although psy is not easy to mess with, you should not be afraid of him, I am not worried at all, those hundreds of thousands of anti are the big trouble, if you can't write a divine comedy, those anti will have enough evidence!"
Zheng Xiyi smiled and said indifferently: "Don't worry, this time I will definitely let those all kneel down and sing conquest!"
"Mo?" Bao'er said, how could she understand the Chinese Internet buzzword, "Why kneel down to sing conquest, kneel down and bow down." ”
Zheng Xiyi slapped her head and explained to her casually, Bao'er suddenly realized and frowned at the same time and asked: "I see that your SNS is maintained by the agent team for you, and I thought you didn't use the Internet much, why are you so familiar with Huaxia's Internet buzzwords, do you only like to play on Huaxia's social platforms?"
Zheng Xiyi pursed her lips, she really couldn't explain this matter to her, so she could only nod and deal with her, Bao'er persuaded with some worry: "It's not wrong for an artist not to personally maintain his SNS, and I don't care about that, as long as we are not active on other online platforms, fans will understand, but you don't care about your SNS, but you are active on the Huaxia Internet, it's okay if you don't know it, if you are known, your anti will be a lot more, I think you should interact more with fans on the Korean Internet in the future." ”
Zheng Xiyi is actually not not on the Internet, it's just that he only watches news and videos on the Internet now, but he never goes to the SNS website, the development of social platforms in this life is exactly the same as in his previous life, and he has long been playing things that he doesn't want to play anymore, and he understands very well that as a world-famous actor, in addition to the popularity of fans, there must be a lot of boring abuse in his SNS, he doesn't want to trouble himself, so he doesn't bother to manage SNS himself.
However, no matter what, Bao'er was kindly reminding him, so Zheng Xiyi could only nod and agree: "**** Alasuo, Alasuo......"
Bao'er saw that he didn't take it to heart, but it was enough for her to say this kind of thing once as a parent, and it was not interesting to say more, and she didn't plan to be Zheng Xiyi's girlfriend, so she could only change the topic again: "What song are you going to write this time, you actually dare to swear that it is a divine comedy, and it is also a divine comedy that is popular all over the world, since you dare to brag like this, it must have been written, hurry up and show me." ”
Zheng Xiyi looked out the car window, this dinner special was filmed at the MBC Ilshan Dream Studio, this Ilshan actually refers to Goyang City, Goyang is in the northwest of Seoul, the nanny car has just left Goyang City and entered the adjacent Mapo District, Seoul Special City, he thought about it and said to Bao'er: "The song hasn't been written yet, the theme has been decided, and the chorus is there, but the whole song still needs to be pondered again, and I am still thinking about how to choreograph." ”
Bao'er was furious, "Ah, is this the Divine Comedy you promised me? There is nothing until now, you big liar!"
Zheng Xiyi laughed and said: "If you don't draw a big cake first, how can you get on my thief ship, but don't worry, if I say the Divine Comedy, it will definitely be the Divine Comedy, when did I lie to you?"
Bao'er was so angry that she couldn't calm down, and suddenly thought of what he had just said, and there was a burst of anger, and she shouted: "Choreographer, you haven't even written a complete song to choreograph any dance, and what dance can you choreograph at your dance level, hurry up and finish the song for me first, and then I'll choreograph!"
Zheng Xiyi thought that there was nothing to make up for such a broken horse riding dance, but after thinking about it, he suddenly found that he had indeed made a small mistake, there was no lyrics in Psy's "Gangnam Style", Hyuna didn't have a single lyric, it was completely a backup dancer, if you take this version of "Gangnam Style" on the ballad, then you must not be kicked to death by Bao'er.
Therefore, the performance at this ballad festival can't be Hyuna's version of "Brother is My Style", but this version really needs to be choreographed, he thinks about Bao'er's dance level, and thinks about his own dance level, and quickly nodded and said: "**** Don't worry, it's only mid-April now, the song festival is still in June, there are fifty days of creative time, I even have the chorus melody now, it must be in time." ”
Bao'er will listen to his defense, the chorus part is really important for a song, basically with the chorus, the tone of the whole song has been determined, and the rest only needs to be expanded on this basis, but with the chorus, it took five or six seven-eight years to create the whole song is not uncommon in the music industry, so she still shouted with an angry face: " If I didn't know that Professor Lin Nim couldn't help you endorse, I'd become anti now, while there is still enough time now, you can quickly hum the chorus part to me, let me test it a priori, and if it doesn't work, I'll write a song myself to participate in the song festival!"
Zheng Xiyi didn't want her to worry too much, so she casually hummed the melody of the chorus part of "Jiangnan Styl", in fact, this song is just a very common hip-hop style, and the main reason why it can be popular all over the world is the effect of horse dancing, if it is not accompanied by horse dancing, this song is more in line with K-pop standards than "Ordinary Disco", so although Bao'er didn't frown anymore after listening to it, the worry in her eyes was not much less.
In Bao'er's opinion, although there is only a chorus part now, it is already very good that Zheng Xiyi, a guy who has never created kpop songs at all, can write songs with such a strong kpop style, so she didn't hit Zheng Xiyi again, but secretly decided in her heart that she still had to be prepared after she went back, in case the complete song Zheng Xiyi came out was not good enough, there would be a song to replace, but it would probably be a little troublesome to persuade Zheng Xiyi to change the song at that time.
Zheng Xiyi didn't know that she was already thinking about changing the song if it didn't work, and thought that she was thinking about how to expand from the chorus part to a complete song, he was actually confident in the melody, but Bao'er was willing to think about it and he wouldn't bother, and he would talk about it when he came up with the whole song in two weeks. Now Zheng Xiyi's trouble is the lyrics, he was neither Korean nor Korean in his previous life, so how could he remember the lyrics completely, if it weren't for the fact that the song was too popular at the time, the Internet was full of imitation versions of it, and even almost all companies in 2012 must have performed this song at their annual meetings, which caused him to be brainwashed countless times, and he couldn't remember the melody of this song.
In this life, Zheng Xiyi has been tuned by Lin Tingqiu, and his music level is hundreds of times stronger than in his previous life, so he easily copied the melody of the whole song, but he can only remember the lyrics five or six out of ten, and this has to thank the netizens who made Chinese subtitles for this song in his previous life, otherwise he definitely only remembers the "e". But even so, he has a headache with the remaining four or five out of ten lyrics, and now he wants to replace "Jiangnan Style" with "Brother is My Style", although the lyrics of the two songs must be similar, and many places only need to change the tone of men and women, but after all, it is still two songs, which suddenly made Zheng Xiyi lose the mood to tease Bao'er anymore, frowning and began to think about how to fill in the lyrics.
For a moment, the two of them, one thinking about their own lyrics and the other thinking about their songs, all fell silent, and the carriage suddenly fell silent, only the gradually darkening sky outside the window and the street lamps lit up one after another hinted at the passage of time......