[[This Imperial Doctor is gone!]]____Version 2 (later different)

Su Hongye: "Your Majesty~ Mimi, the concubine, screams all day long, I don't know why, the concubine is so frightened~"

Zhao Ji: "Xuan Imperial Doctor!"

Imperial Doctor: "...... I hope Your Majesty will forgive me, and Weichen will not understand the veterinarian......"

Zhao Ji: "So I took the money to raise you such a waste?"

Imperial Doctor: "No, no, you don't dare!" Your Majesty...... As long as it doesn't bark?"

Zhao Ji nodded. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

So Zhao Ji handed Mimi over to the imperial doctor and left with Concubine Xian......

So, the imperial doctor took a deep breath......

"Bang Bang !!"

The imperial doctor clenched his fists: "It's really quiet, it's really unclean." ”

After a stick of incense, Mimi, who was full of bags, was still lying down......

The imperial doctor was frightened: Won't it be a dead cat?!

Instantly lying on Mimi's body and crying to death: "Mimi, you can't die! What should I do if you die......? Necklace on the head...... ）”

Zhao seemed to appear suddenly: "Let me come!" The imperial doctor was slapped to the wall with a palm, and Zhao seemed to take out a large needle of one or two decimeters from his arms.

The imperial doctor was stunned, and rushed forward desperately: "The doctor's benevolence, even if it is a small life, cannot be so mutilated!"

Zhao seemed to hold a big needle with a dark shadow on his face: "Go while playing, otherwise it will be on your head!"

Imperial Doctor: "No! As a person at the level of a medical god, I want to kill myself and sacrifice my life for righteousness!"

Zhao Yi: "...... So impressed...... When did you become so great?" Fly the imperial doctor every minute and insert a big needle into the cat's brain! (The good boy paper is imitated by mistake, and King Cai has special effects~)

The imperial doctor fell to his knees and cried to death: "My neck's head, ahhhh

In the next second, the cat with the big needle on its head skipped in front of the imperial doctor......

Imperial Doctor: "...... Eh?!"

Zhao seemed to calmly pull out the needle on the cat's head: "You see it doesn't keep barking." ”

The imperial doctor stared at the cat with a fountain of blood above his head: "...... This can also be done?!(What the hell is King Cai?!)"

[[Author's itchy skin series√]]

This book belongs to the same historical background as the Water Margin, so I came up with a whim to spoof the Introduction to the Water Margin:

During the Xuanhe period of the Northern Song Dynasty, the villain Song Jiang had a bad career, and he went to Liangshan in a fit of anger and deceived the imperial court Zhao'an.

Dragged down the water to pull the pad back, a big flicker planted into a tigress and more than a hundred friends,

If you rebel, you don't do two things, and one person will memorize a black history.

Let's see how a generation of heroes (crossed out) thieves Song Jiang walked the road of no return! √

(Explained that it is only a spoof, refusing to talk about life 23333)

[[Put some of the various black √ of his novels]

[a]

There are no black-faced perfect men in the book (except for the "male god"), there are only Da Nian, the imperial doctor, Yin Shiqiu, and the Taoist chief, and what they have in common is...... Single Dog-. - The big year is crooked (really?)

What Shui Yousoul, Zhao Ru, and Zhao Ji have in common is ...... Non-single dog-. -

Sum up...... Love is a terrible existence23333 (God Logic)

Zhao Ji: I'm so wrong, I'm so wrong, I'm so wrong, I'm so wrong! How can I be considered black-faced!

Water Soul: You're wrong, my black face was there when I was a little Taoist priest with a pure heart and few desires (Su Su: Even if your black face has nothing to do with love, you have never had a pure heart and few desires, otherwise where would the black face come from-_-|||）

Zhao Yi: "...... I was speechless╯_╰"

[b]

I wouldn't say that the prototype of the imperial doctor in the novel is ...... The tease in the rainbow cat and blue rabbit I watched in elementary school 23333 (Imperial Doctor: I'm the dog after a long time?!)

Tease is that although he was greedy for life and afraid of death at the beginning, his words and deeds were exaggerated like a child, and his lower abdomen was occasionally black, but he was very righteous and personality in front of major events, and after a long time, he would feel cute and cute~

As for Yin Shiqiu, a famous doctor in the world...... The prototype is Rong Ye-. - (Qin Shi drama version of Duanmu Rong, that's right, the version of Xiaolongbao√ actually I still think that Rong Ye is very loving, really da-.) -）

Yin Shiqiu: Why should my prototype be a woman!

Su Su: Don't underestimate Rong Ye, one master is a man (the next second he was pierced into a hedgehog by Rong Ye's long needle...... ）

[[Put some spoilers that will be more exciting in the future√]]

It's almost time for the master Zhang Daochang, who is the soul of the water, to walk the emperor's festival (♂←_← symbols, don't mess with the symbol, hey), the Taoist is finally going to appear again~

Our chief is a maniac who mends the knife, and the emperor's side has not completely stopped, and he sees the injustice (harmony) on the road, and he inserts a knife √

The emperor is really the most dog-biting character in the book, and the plague gods in the back are all rectifying him, and the virtuous concubine is going to commit suicide! The emperor is going to stop hey-. -

What kind of sparks will Master Li have with the emperor? (Zhao Ji: Is there such a thing!) In the New Year, you will come back to take care of your emperor...

The Taoist who has a little ability said that he didn't have a chance, but there were many opportunities to be exploited by demons, and in the face of all kinds of embarrassing situations, he couldn't do it happily, and he made it like a sinner, obviously a very kind and good person→ _→ but a bit of a beep like the emperor

[[Spoiler in the next few chapters]]

[a]

"I put down my throne and my ambitions for you, but you refused to compromise half a step for me. ”

"Two years ago, what you said was all a joke......, two years later, your words are all ridiculous, you haven't woken up from your long dream, what are we in your eyes? What qualifications does a person who has caused me to lose everything have to compare with me?"

[b]

Yin Xinyou: "The former young master can die for the principle, but now, it is so easy to be turbulent by others, the young master is already like this, it seems that the entire family will die soon!"

[c]

Shen Lijue: "I have waited for four years, from being so weak that I could not defeat a few pawns, to today, hundreds of people are unstoppable, but it is a pity that you are not the person I am waiting for, the person I am waiting for died four years ago, because the world is terminally ill and the medicine is difficult to treat!"

[iv]

Xubai Dao Chang: "Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes." ”

Yin Shiqiu: "How is this not like, what you say ...... words"

Xubai Dao Chief: "I'm tired of the government and the opposition. ”

Yin Shiqiu: "Many years ago, you were like this, there were too many things you wanted to escape, but you still had to struggle. ”

Xubai Dao Chief: "I have calculated my final life, it is really once, and I can't escape it......"

Yin Shiqiu: "You can't change anything." ”

[v]

"Actually, I'm tired of the hustle and bustle of Tokyo, tired of being led by fame and fortune, flashy and flashy, but the years are fleeting...... But who voluntarily struggles with hatred......"

(Water Soul: No wonder 95% of the people in the book are enjoying the treatment of the life of a beeping dog, it turns out that it is me, the protagonist, who is the leader!