Chapter 112: Toilet Commodities Triple Sitting

"Did you hear it, Tong Yang hopes that you can directly say the time, did you mention it?" Lin Xiao turned the microphone to the audience. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Half an hour", "20 minutes", "10 minutes"

As soon as he heard that there were fewer and fewer people, Tong Yang hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop, you don't bring this, it's a bit too difficult for a strong man."

Lin Xiao next to him asked with a smile, "Are you afraid that you won't be able to remember, okay, tell me how long it will take." ”

"Since the audience has come up with these options, I'll use five minutes. ”

"Five minutes?!I heard you right, you're going to write down all these barcodes in five minutes?This is crazy, are you sure you're not joking?" Tong Yang's five minutes of saying it really made Lin Xiao startled, and his face was full of disbelief.

"Well, I'll give it a try. ”

"Okay, hand over the stage to Tong Yang for five minutes, put on the props"

The curtain slowly lowered, and two hundred sets of dense barcodes were placed on the stage, and the audience who were messing around with the time before were going crazy when they saw so many bar-shaped things, and it is estimated that it will take five minutes to memorize such a thing, is this Tong Yang a little too.

"Grandpa, do you think my brother can remember?"

"I don't know, ask your milk"

"Grandma, you say"

"Ahh ”

Not only the audience, but even his family couldn't believe that Tong Yang could remember it, and the program team, which had always believed in Tong Yang, was a little hesitant at this time, whether it was to tease us, it was impossible to complete it.

But the project still has to be carried out, isn't it?Lin Xiao asked out loud at this time, "Tong Yang, are you ready?"

"Ready"

"Timer Begins"

The timer on the big screen began to count down, Tong Yang opened the newly obtained software in his mind at this time: "Scan", I tried it roughly, the effect is not bad, the only flaw is how to have a price in the back, this will have to pay attention to it for a while, don't say it carelessly. Running back and forth in two hundred barcodes quickly, the appearance must be done at this time, otherwise it will feel fake.

Five minutes went by in a blink of an eye, and the audience never felt like five minutes turned out to be so fast. Some viewers even suggested adding a few minutes to Tong Yang, because they hadn't finished watching it, let alone remembering it.

"Tong Yang, have you finished remembering?"

"Well, I remember it well"

"Okay, ask the props crew to cover all the names and switch positions, and bring blindfolds and headphones to our players. Next, Gucheng Dairy will verify whether the contestants have memorized it, and then let us ask Director Chen of Gucheng Dairy to select topics for our contestants. ”

Director Chen, who had not appeared for a long time, came to the scene at some point, walked up to the stage, selected a barcode, and put it in front of the stage. Lin Xiao asked, "Why did you choose one?"

"For the sake of fairness in the game, and to prevent people from saying that we have shady scenes, let the audience choose the rest. ”

"Okay, let's thank Director Chen, since Director Chen said so, then the audience friends below, which of you wants to come up?"

This kind of thing, if there is no positive, all raise their hands. Lin Xiao randomly selected a few audiences, originally two were enough, but four came up at once, and the increase in number obviously made the topic more difficult. The five barcodes were quickly placed in front of the stage, and the audience who came up seemed to have discussed it, and several barcodes were very close in length, even if they were identified with the naked eye, it was a little difficult to identify, let alone by memory.

"The audience we came up to watch the excitement is not afraid of big things, the topics selected are very difficult, it depends on how our Tong Yang plays, you can take off the headphones and eye patches for him. ”

Tong Yang, who was already prepared in his heart, couldn't help but be happy when he walked to the front of the stage and saw these barcodes, you are really ruthless. I chose a few identical ones, and if I didn't pay attention to one, it would be all wrong. Fortunately, I was prepared, the software was always open, just waiting for Lin Xiao's password.

"Okay, the contestant is ready, now you can answer. ”

Taking the assistant's answer board and pen, Tong Yang walked to the first barcode, scanned it, and quickly wrote down the answer. When it came to the second one, it was quickly written, and such a fast answering speed made the audience grow their mouths in surprise, just kidding.

When it came to the third, Tong Yang couldn't help laughing, he was really close, shook his head and wrote down the answer, and when it came to the fourth, he shook his head again. Soon the five answers were completed, and the answers were blocked with a shield and placed in the hands of the assistant.

Lin Xiao leaned over and asked, "I found that you were laughing all the time when you answered the question just now, may I ask what you are laughing at?"

"These names are kind of funny"

"So you're confident in your answer?"

"Uncover it and you'll know"

"Well, since the contestants are so confident, let's verify them. ”

The assistant had already placed the answer behind the barcode in front of the stage, and it was almost revealed. The answer corresponding to the first barcode is chewing gum, and Tong Yang's answer is chewing gum, and the answer is correct. The cheers and applause below were unusually enthusiastic, because the whole process was so fake, fake enough to make people think that it was not done by human beings at all.

But this is only the first step of the whole process, when it comes to the second answer, Lin Xiao did not look at the correct answer first, but first opened Tong Yang's answer, "What is it that makes our players laugh all the time?"

When he saw Tong Yang's answer, not only Lin Xiao laughed himself, but even the audience couldn't help laughing, because there were three big words written on it: "toilet seat".

"No wonder our contestants are happy, it turns out that this is the case, I just don't know if the answer is correct?

"The second one also answered correctly, let's strike while the iron is hot, see if the next one is right, if I can remember correctly, Tong Yang has been saying that these two commodities are very close before, let's see what he wrote. ”

After revealing Tong Yang's third answer, it was the audience's laughter, and sure enough, the two products were very close, "toilet seat", Tong Yang himself couldn't help laughing, because he knew that the fourth one was also something close.

"I can't stand this habit of our audience, if the fourth thing is still about the toilet, please clear out the audience who came on stage before. Lin Xiao feigned anger. Let's not talk about it clearly, as soon as this joke starts, the show works really well.

"Is it right? Okay, let us Qingzhou Pharmaceutical accompany you to witness together. ”

The question board was slowly uncovered, and only a horse word leaked out, Lin Xiao immediately smiled, and pointed to the audience with a smile, "You guys go out for me." ”

"It doesn't have to be anything" The audience below was also happy to accept her jokes, but there was a protest.

"Okay, let's move on, what the hell is it?"

The board opened slowly, followed by a bucket word, followed by a brush word, okay, toilet brush.

"Now it's time for you to go out, right?"

"Not necessarily."

"Don't give up, do you?"

The answer to the fourth barcode is also coming out, and the answer is correct. Lin Xiao laughed out loud and crossed his waist, "What QR code did you choose, it is related to the toilet, go out"

How could the people in the audience go out because of jokes all the way, and at the same time they were deeply impressed by Tong Yang while smiling honestly.