The small room is occupied by a double bed for two-thirds of the area, and the rest of the room is occupied by a wardrobe and a standing cabinet, which seems very cramped.

The window was covered by a thick curtain, and judging from the light on the curtain, it must have been the time of the morning dew to rise outside, and this can also be confirmed by the numbers 09 and 29 displayed in the balance of the page clock on the cabinet.

The owner of the room was still lying on the large bed, and the faint sound of breathing came from ......the bed, indicating that he was in a coma at the moment, and was completely captured by the evil nest beast.

Suddenly, the plate wheel representing the minute on the right side of the page turning clock rotated a square, and then a piece of plate fell, revealing the number 30 that had been obscured, and at the same time, the falling plate hit the plate below, making a crisp "click!"

This sound was like a horn for a charge, and then there was an alarm sound from the bed, "Lazy worm is up, lazy worm is up, lazy worm is getting up, lazy worm is ......".

The alarm volume is still gradual, the volume of each sentence should be increased, at first it was just a whispering level, if the room was not quiet enough, many people might not hear it, and it was close to the point of talking loudly in the ear at the back, and at the same time, the mobile phone also began to vibrate, buzzing and making noise.

The man on the bed woke up, closed his eyes and stretched out his hand to touch the left and right, and quickly grabbed the mobile phone that "shouted" non-stop in his hand, and pressed the fingerprint lock on the side to light up the mobile phone, he opened his eyes with difficulty, and the next step is to turn off the alarm clock and not close his eyes like this.

The "Lazy Bug Alarm Clock" app is specially designed for people with insufficient sleep resistance, and if you want to stop the alarm, you must do a preset question, answer the wrong question until you have a total of five correct answers.

The questions are not difficult, they are all knowledge questions such as "What is the largest animal in the world?". However, in the state of just waking up, it is not easy to contact and answer the questions correctly.

By the time the topic was finally settled and the alarm clock was shut up, Pang Jun's mind was completely clear.

After getting dressed, the curtains were opened, and the bright winter sun shone into the room, and the light illuminated the golden passages in the air, and even the dust flying and floating in the light path was pleasing to the eye.

Without looking at the weather app on his phone, Pang Jun knew that it was a sunny day.

The cups on the bed don't need to be folded, they just go upstairs in a ball and carry them upstairs, it's a waste not to dry the quilt in such weather.

After the quilt is dried, it will exude a unique "sunshine taste", whether it is the so-called roasted mite smell or the taste of dried cotton, it is the taste that Pang Jun likes.

Rather than bothering to fold the quilt, Pang Jun still prefers to carry the quilt upstairs to dry. Of course, the two-bedroom apartment he rented was on the top floor, and the lack of many steps to go to the roof was also a very important factor.

Turning around and going downstairs, washing, cooking and eating, an hour had passed after the tidying up, Pang Jun opened the wardrobe and prepared to change into his work clothes.

He is an online anchor, with the screen name "Pang Bushi", and has a live broadcast room called "Pang Bushi Mobile Phone Endurance Test" at the 2TC Aitucao Live Station, and tens of thousands of viewers watch his wonderful live broadcast every day.

There are not a lot of evaluation columns for various mobile phones on video websites, hot new phones, and strange little brands, but most of these evaluation columns are recorded and broadcast, and there are far fewer people like him who go directly to the live broadcast. And this is not the most bizarre part, the way he evaluates his mobile phone is the strange of the strange.

Pang Jun's tests only check the battery life of a phone or tablet, and the method of detection is very simple, he will use them in front of the live camera until the battery runs out or reaches a predetermined value.

Although the battery life of the current smartphone is a hard injury, it is no problem to detect 12 hours or even more than 24 hours in daily use, and the battery life of some powerful ones is longer, such as the bee he uses himself5 fan ni, it can be charged once in four days.

As a contracted anchor, Pang Jun's daily live broadcast time is usually four hours, and 12 hours or even longer live broadcast is too crazy for him to physically hold it.

Fortunately, he also has the power-hungry killer of mobile games as a help. In the case of running 3D mobile games, the battery life of the mobile phone can be beaten to the level of several hours, plus the small means of measuring 50% battery life, 4 hours is completely enough.

He likes games with a high degree of freedom, such as "Minecraft", which has always been popular abroad, "Simulated Goat", which has been popular from abroad to China, and "Primitive Adventure", which has been popular from China to abroad, because these games have thousands of fans and are easy to produce results. Moreover, other decryption and pass games often have difficulty gradients, and the more difficult they are, Pang Jun, as a member of the Handicap Party, naturally wants to avoid them far away.

These high-freedom mobile games attract the audience in fact, in fact, the various brain holes that burst out during the game, "What interesting way to die did you find for the goat to die? What buildings or characters were moved to the MC?How will the primitive people of the up master/anchor die today?" These questions attracted countless viewers to open the relevant video programs, and also allowed Pang Jun to find the theme of effectively killing time.

Pang Jun naturally didn't have the time or energy, so he hollowed out his head and thought of all kinds of fun and interesting brain ideas, so he had to play the reference flow, which one is stronger in brain-opening technology?

In addition to imitation and reference, he also has his own characteristic content, that is, adding strange diaper elements.

He would not leave the camera during the whole test, claiming that he wanted to compete with the battery life of the mobile phone, and there was naturally no way to leave the chair to go to the toilet, and the wastewater problem was handed over to the adult diapers he was wearing.

In fact, the current "Pang Bu Wet" was changed later.

When the little fat man Pang Jun was a child, the "Youth Bao Qingtian" series of TV series was on the air, and the big black face could be seen every winter and summer vacation.

As the latest derivative of the "Joking Bao Zheng" series of stories, this drama also inherits the setting in the Qing Dynasty novel "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness", Bao Qingtian has a big enemy called Pang Ji Pang Taishi. Then naturally, Xiao Pang Jun, who was also surnamed Pang, was nicknamed "Pang Taishi" by his classmates.

Except that "Pang Taishi" is a nasty villain, this nickname is actually quite good, at least powerful and powerful, much better than "Pang Zi" and "Pap". So Pang Jun easily accepted it, and later used it as a screen name, and his ID at Station 2 was also "Pang Taishi" at the beginning.

Since he publicly said in the live broadcast program, "Holding urine is harmful to health, and adult diapers help me have a long battery life", someone gave him a new nickname "Pang Bushi", ridiculing him as a man wearing diapers.

Pang Jun also gladly accepted this new nickname, after all, he dared to reveal the details of his show in diapers, just to create a topic. Not only accepted the new nickname, but he also bought a name change card to modify his user ID, and the name of the live broadcast room was also changed.

In fact, diapers and diapers are two kinds of things, diapers are somewhat similar to aunt towels, which need to be fixed in special underwear, and diapers come with Velcro at both ends that can be pasted into a complete underwear. However, the principle and function of the two are the same, both absorb liquids through the absorbent material inside to keep the body and clothes dry, so it is not a big mistake to mix names.

Originally, adult diapers were designed for paralyzed patients with limited mobility or urinary incontinence, but more and more healthy people began to join the ranks of wearing diapers.

Every year on December 31, New York's Times Square holds a New Year's Eve concert, a "traditional event" that has been successfully held 110 times, and has attracted countless tourists from all over the world.

In order to arrange the order of one million participants, the New York police will close the roads around Times Square to vehicles and pedestrians at 2 p.m. on the 31st.

In order to participate in this million-dollar party, many people run to line up at noon, and after entering, they have to wait until the crystal ball falls at zero o'clock, and they will not leave in turn after the New Year, which means that unless they give up the event and leave early, people may have to stand on the road for ten hours. Therefore, diapers, small mazas and waterproof down jackets have become the three essential artifacts for a walk in Times Square.

In addition to gathering crowds in Times Square to watch the fall of the crystal ball, inconvenient and convenient scenes such as the store entrance of new mobile phones, new consoles and new games, crowded tourist attractions, and crowded trains can also be used in adult diapers. Even some Japanese female white-collar workers often wear diapers in their daily work, claiming that this can save a lot of time to go to the bathroom and improve work efficiency.

Speaking of which, Pang Jun's approach can also be regarded as for work, but this product wears diapers more to create gimmick labels, and when other anchors need to ask the audience for leave to go to the toilet from time to time, only the brother with a long battery life can not move like a mountain, which naturally highlights him.

And this highlight is not something that others can imitate casually, after all, most people are still a little resistant to this thing. By the time others overcome psychological barriers, wear diapers like others, and master the skills to solve physical problems with a blank face during the live broadcast, Pang Jun has already circled his first audience with the help of this trick and successfully won the contract.

He changed his name to "Pang Bushi", which also means binding this label, these days, there are labels most of the time it is better than no labels, no labels certainly mean infinite possibilities, but most people can't wait for the day when it can be realized. So even if they commit splashes, sell stupidity, pretend to be ugly, and pretend to be stupid, many people are still willing to put such a label on themselves in order to become famous.

After the toilet was emptied, Pang Jun changed into diapers for himself, and then opened the wardrobe to pick out work clothes. A row of more than 20 cartoon one-piece pajamas is his workwear.

Although he wears diapers like a baby, he is an adult after all, and he can't appear in just one diaper like the little actors in baby milk powder commercials, so he simply chose loose one-piece pajamas to wrap himself tightly.

His live broadcast room is another small room, which is very simple, with wallpaper on the wall, only a computer desk on the floor and a high-end computer chair, which gives the small room a little more space.

There is an LCD monitor on the table, and next to it is a bee PT, which is connected to three high-definition cameras and microphones, which is his live broadcast equipment.

Turning on the lights, Pang Jun carefully checked the equipment and started today's live broadcast.

"Hello audience, welcome to watch the Pang Bu wet battery life evaluation sponsored by Kangxi Diapers. With the help of Kangxi Cheng-Ren Diapers, I will continue to dedicate a four-hour battery life evaluation of electronic products to everyone. ”

"Okay, now let's get down to business and see what kind of equipment we're testing today......" he said, lifting a colored cardboard box on the table in front of him with both hands, revealing the black tablet underneath.

Raising the tablet and lighting up in front of the camera next to him, Pang Jun said: "I believe everyone should have recognized this board, at least its brand." ”

As he spoke, he reached out and poked at the dark blue bee logo in the upper left corner of the tablet, which was both a bee trademark and a multi-functional breathing lamp.

"To be honest,I've always been a little resistant to evaluating the products of the bee family,First, their battery life is relatively strong,The challenge is very difficult;Second, they have their own systems and software,The comparison with the Android platform is not high;Third, this is the boss's product,What if the black is miserable and kicks me out of a fit of anger?Although I am so prime, even if I go to be a diaper advertising spokesperson, I can live,But after all, I am a good beginning, the end,Emotional single-minded person,So for the sake of ......"

Wait until the prompt message on the screen "xxx threw n bricks at you" The refresh speed began to slow down, Pang Jun ended the chatter mode and said: "In short, what I brought today is a bee and Android dual-system tablet,This D397 tablet is installed with the latest bee5 and lollipop version of Elephant OS,The object of our test is this sugar elephant。 As we all know, Google only officially launched the Android 5 lollipop system this month, and most devices have not yet been pushed. Being able to come up with a deep custom version of the lollipop before the end of November shows how strong the bee's technical strength is......"

"What is it to kneel and lick, as long as the bricks fly!" Looking at the rain of bricks that appeared on the screen again, Pang Jun's face was silent, but his heart was happy. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net