The king of Hades wants you to die for the third watch, whether you stay or not to get the fifth watch, Lu Xiaowu's heart is brighter than anyone else.

Tianzha City's "Cai Longjiu" is fierce.

Like this kind of scumbag who cheats madmen, cheats fools, and picks up the old lady's pants, he will have to die ten or eight years early!

One percent of Yangshou's share, at least there must be a pocket that will return to Lu Xiaowu for a year and a half!

Such a big piece of fat meat, the whole world is staring at it!

Looking at the chaotic car accident scene in front of him, Lu Xiaowu's snot bubbles all laughed!

God has eyes, finally give a way to live!

"Get out of the way of Lao Tzu, the person inside is my father. ”

Lu Xiaowu pinched his waist and yelled.

As soon as the words fell, there was a dead silence around, and Lu Xiaowu pulled away from the crowded crowd and plunged in!

"Nani!"

Lu Xiaowu was stunned.

I only saw the body of the rich man Cai Longjiu lying on the ground, which turned out to be a dog.

"Damn, what the hell is this. ”

Passerby A couldn't help but smile and asked, "Your father is dead, let's see if you want to be sent to the hospital." ”

"This Sao Nian is a ruthless person. ”

Not far away, the driver was anxiously calling the police, and seeing Lu Xiaowu's amazing move, he secretly changed his number and dialed the phone number of the nearby psychiatric hospital.

"Nima, have you been deceived by those two corrupt officials who are black and white?"

Lu Xiaowu looked at the people around him awkwardly, and said with a smile, "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, goodbye to the rivers and lakes, the gas tank at my house hasn't been turned off yet." ”

"Hold him down, I've called the psychiatric hospital," the driver reminded a group of people.

As soon as the words fell, a group of old ladies and old men who were shopping for vegetables rushed up.

"Your whole family is insane, get out of the way, I have rabies, and I'm not responsible for biting people to death. Lu Xiaowu bared his teeth, so frightened that the old man and the old lady hurriedly dodged, for fear of being infected.

……

When people become poor, they stuff their teeth in everything.

I thought I didn't have to die!

Lu Xiaowu lamented the ups and downs of life, and he turned out to be an errand runner in the underworld, an uncle.

When I was young, I always thought I was a rich second generation.

In fact, Lu Xiaowu, who drank alcohol that year, and his father drank and told the truth.

"Not only are you not a rich second generation, but your mother is a short-lived ghost, because this is the life of our Lu family. ”

Lu Xiaowu cried after hearing this, and went to ask himself if his grandfather was real.

The old man looked kind and did not speak.

Lu Xiaowu snorted and said hopefully, "I knew it was fake, did you want to test me." ”

How do you know that the old man said a word, Lu Xiaowu is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

"Your dad is right, not surprised. ”

At that time, Lu Xiaowu realized that he was different from others.

The Lu family has been short-lived ghosts for generations.

can spread to his generation, all thanks to a powerful ancestor...... Climbed the high branches of the underworld!

"Part-time errand!"

Send some "vain death ghosts, great treachery and evil" into the underworld!

Then from the rest of the yang longevity, extract that one percent of the lifespan, and then ...... Hurry up and "make a villain!"

At the age of eighteen, Lu Xiaowu took over the banner of "part-time yin" from his father with a bitter face!

No, seeing that his longevity was approaching, he finally received a job from the underworld, okay, Cai Longjiu was replaced by a dog.

……

At night.

"Brother, the investigation is clear, someone is playing ghosts, and the Ten Palaces Yama has already sent his people to deal with it. ”

Lu Xiaowu's mobile phone came from Bai Wuchang's embarrassed voice.

"Meng Po let them interfere so easily, so what should I do, I have been squaserving for so long, and there are more than two months left in Yangshou. ”

"That's why I'm here to tell you the good news, Meng Po asked you to be an advisor to the investigation team on the side of the Ten Palaces of Yama. ”

"Let me be a dogleg, I won't go. ”

"The person over there is your old acquaintance, and you don't want to go?"

Lu Xiaowu was stunned, "Who?"

"Xia Yingying, the neighbor of your yard. ”

Lu Xiaowu stood up excitedly.

"Man's wife, Xia Yingying. ”

These days, the two have had conflicts, and the relationship is stiffening, as a man, he will never bow his head.

"Let's admit my mistake to her tomorrow, don't forget that the Ten Palaces Yama is a high-level person, and she doesn't care about that bit of Yang Shou at all, and when Cai Longjiu's Yang Shou is not all yours?"

Lu Xiaowu threw his phone on the table with his nose turned to the sky, disdainful.

"Don't go, I'm her son, a manly husband, how can I admit my mistake to a stupid girl. ”

……

The next day, a blast of news spread throughout the school.

Lu Xiaowu hugged Xia Yingying's thighs in public, and he shamelessly shouted to the goddess Xia Yingying, "Mom."

"We don't have a relationship, can we talk at a distance. ”

The empty classroom was filled with men and women, and the windows were full of people.

I only saw that it was the famous school flower goddess sitting on the stool, Xia Yingying, sitting on the ground and crying, it was Lu Xiaowu who changed her ways.

"What are you afraid of, you still took a bath and slept with me when you were a child. ”

"What, Lu Xiaopu, I actually took a bath with my goddess when I was a child?"

"Yesterday Lu puppy took a bath with the school flower?"

"They're going to take a shower today?"

"I'm going to kill him. ”

"Count me in. ”

There was chaos outside the window, and things were getting darker and darker.

"Can you speak quietly," Xia Yingying angrily wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Okay, tell me quickly, which of the eight lambs is doing the trick, and I'll kill him. ”

Later, Lu Xiaowu learned that someone was illegally hooking up the special ghost of Bazi.

It just so happened that Cai Longjiu's eight characters were special.

Lu Xiaowu was at a loss, and Xia Yingying said again, "Don't worry, we have mastered his next move, and he will definitely go to find this person." ”

Xia Yingying pointed to the fashion weekly on the phone screen, and the cover was a beautiful girl.

Lu Xiaowu was dumbfounded, the first goddess of Tianzha City, Long Yaxing?

……

Lu Xiaowu stared at the gate of the splendid hotel and sighed, "Rich man, just right, looking back, I thought I was a rich second generation." ”

Next to Lu Xiaowu sat a big beauty who attracted the attention of countless men, Xia Yingying.

She wears a pair of jeans that cover her hips, and her upper body is illustrated with ordinary cartoon logos, which sets off her tall breasts.

This simple dress perfectly shows her mature and attractive capital.

After Xia Yingying listened, she glanced at Lu Xiaowu, "That's also a fake rich second generation." ”

When he was a child, Lu Xiaowu pulled Xia Yingying all day long and said that he was a rich second generation, and he wanted to marry her as a wife when he grew up, and asked Xia Yingying to beat his legs and cook for him every day.

But I never thought that Lu Xiaowu and his father had not yet become a rich second generation, where would it be Lu Xiaowu's turn.

"Haven't you heard that there are only three generations of poverty?" Lu Xiaowu said dissatisfied.

Xia Yingying poured a large basin of cold water on the side, "Because in your generation, it is estimated that you will not even be able to marry a daughter-in-law, and the Lu family is afraid that they will have to cut off their children and grandchildren." ”

Lu Xiaowu wanted to refute, but Long Yaxing interrupted, "You have to find a way to get close to Long Yaxing, otherwise it will not be good to let the murderer succeed." ”

The two of them were eating skewers, but their eyes were fixed on the hotel door.

"What's the matter, look at my brother!" Lu Xiaowu gnawed on two strings of big waists, and watched a train of luxury cars slowly coming!

I only saw several luxury sports cars coming in the distance, and the cars stopped in front of the gate of the Long family's hotel.

A group of bodyguards lined up in two rows, and the red carpet went straight to the door of the luxury hotel, and all the upper-class people came out to greet them.

This is the status of the five great families of Tianzha City, the "Long Family".

Long Yaxing, who is known as the first goddess of Tianzha City, got out of the car, and suddenly everyone's eyes were focused on her.

She wore a noble black gown, which completely set off her white and tender skin flawlessly.

The cold and arrogant and suffocating facial features seem to be finely carved.

With her proud gaze, the powerful aura swept around, and the so-called celebrities present all bowed their heads in shame.

And at this moment, I only saw Lu Xiaowu carrying two strings of big waists, blocking Long Yaxing's way, pointing at Long Yaxing and shouting.

"Long Yaxing, right, give you a chance, how about being my woman. ”

There was a dead silence all around, and everyone was shocked, still speculating what kind of big man he dared to openly tease a queen-level figure like Long Yaxing.

But when the melon-eating crowd looked up and saw Lu Xiaowu, the shock on their faces turned into astonishment.

This kid is wearing white-washed cropped pants, gray short-sleeved upper body that is dirty to slag, and a pair of sneakers on his feet that can't be named.

"This man has escaped from a mental hospital, and he doesn't look at what he is. ”

At this time, someone spoke, and the passer-by next to Lu Xiaowu let out a pig-like laugh.

Who is Long Yaxing?

Which dignitary in Tianzha City doesn't like a goddess like Long Yaxing, but he can only enjoy looking at the photos.

Although this woman is beautiful and beautiful, she is covered with thorns.

"Get out of here. ”

When the bodyguard saw it, he was stunned at first, and then he panicked and glanced at Long Yaxing, who was extremely cold behind him.

He knew that Long Yaxing was angry.

", where did the neurosis come from, don't go, we're rough!"

The bodyguard looked at Lu Xiaowu frantically.

Long Yaxing's anger is not something that anyone can bear.

"Think about it?"

Lu Xiaowu stared at Long Yaxing directly, where did he pay attention to the eyes of the bodyguard,

I can't help but sigh in my heart, this woman really seems to have come out of a painting.

"Chase me, you have to have that life, do you?"

Long Yaxing spoke, without impatience or disgust, to more people, it seemed to come out of the mouth of the goddess, just stating the facts.

"If the goddess agrees, I'll eat a ton of right away," passer-by coaxed.

A group of people next to him chimed in.

"Brother, we'll help you get together a ton. ”

Immediately there was laughter all around, but the next second their smiles froze in the air, as if they could swallow an egg.

"Damn, crazy, this kid is crazy!"

"What is he doing!"