Episode 602: Singleness in the mother's womb is also a sin
After practicing at noon on July 18th, after watching all the videos and packing up their things, when everyone saluted each other and said goodbye, Zheng Xiyi suddenly remembered something, called Ha Zhiyuan and said: "Sister Zhiyuan, tomorrow morning's practice is canceled, I have a trip tonight, and it won't end until tomorrow morning." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Ha Zhiyuan was in a hurry, the two of them had been practicing together for more than half a month, and it was the first time she heard Zheng Xiyi say that she had a trip, so she couldn't help but look him up and down, and said, "Trip? Do you still have a trip to run? Or an overnight trip?"
The corners of Zheng Xiyi's mouth twitched, and he said, "What's the matter, what do you mean, of course I have a trip to run! Okay, okay, I've already notified you, you can go......"
"Ah, do you mean that now that you're ripe, you're bold? You dare to drive me away, don't you want to live?"
Saying that, Ha Ji Won clenched his fists and glared at Zheng Xiyi, she had starred in "Tea Mother" and "Criminal" before, both of which played the tea mother during the Joseon Dynasty, that is, the female head catcher, and practiced martial arts very seriously for a while, so this boxing frame is still presentable.
Yoo-ri, so-young, and Yoon-a, who were not too big to watch the excitement, clapped their hands and jumped while shouting: "So handsome!
Xu Xian pursed his lips and stood aside without speaking, but a smile also appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his big shining eyes gently slid across Zheng Xiyi's face, just colliding with Zheng Xiyi's sight, and immediately jumped away like a frightened rabbit, but quietly turned back in the next second, and continued to peek at the expression on Zheng Xiyi's face.
Zheng Xiyi covered his forehead and shook his head, and pointed his finger at the three "cheerleaders" who cheered for Ha Ji Won: "Ah, do you three still have a position, I'm an artist of S.M, okay?"
Then he turned his finger and pointed at Xu Xian and said, "You, yes, it's you, Xiaoxian, don't think I didn't see you snickering, what bad water is coming out of your stomach, your lower abdomen is black!"
Xu Xian's face turned red, and he shook his head in denial, "Animeda, senior, even if it's you, you can't wronged people without evidence." ”
Ha Ji Won naturally wouldn't really fight with Zheng Xiyi, put down his hand and walked to Xu Xian's side, patted her arm and said, "Xiao Xian's figure really should learn taekwondo, karate and the like, maybe you can try to transform into an action actor in the future." ”
The four girls were all the same, Xu Xian was so frightened that he couldn't speak with his mouth half open, Zheng Xiyi looked at Xu Xian left and Ha Zhiyuan standing beside her, and said with a smile: "Sister Zhiyuan, is this looking for a successor for herself?"
Ha Ji Won smiled and didn't speak, and the other three girls squeezed aside and looked sideways, and they were all surprised to find that the appearance of Seo Hyun and Ha Ji Won was really almost identical, and even the height was generally tall.
Zheng Xiyi also smiled, pointed to Ha Zhiyuan and said to Xu Xian: "Did you hear that, Sister Zhiyuan has high hopes for you, but first of all, Xiaoxian, you have to work harder to maintain your figure, Sister Zhiyuan is the same as you, she has a fat physique after eating, but her figure has always been very good, as an idol, you really don't work as hard as Sister Zhiyuan in this regard." ”
Xu Xian's little face bulged, glanced at Zheng Xiyi resentfully, and then peeked at Ha Zhiyuan, lowered his head and whispered: "Inside, Ah Yi Si Mida, Xi Yi senior, I will definitely work harder to manage myself in the future, and I will sing Hamida." ”
Ha Zhiyuan raised his eyebrows, looked at Xu Xian, and looked at Zheng Xiyi in surprise, after thinking about it, he swallowed back the words in his stomach, stretched out his hand and pulled Xu Xian up and said with a smile: "Don't pay attention to Zheng Xiyi, your current age is the last stage of development of gluttony and sleep, and I am fatter than you at your age." ”
Xu Xian lowered his head and said, "Animida, I really don't do a good job in body management, Xiyi's seniors often say that my face is the size of two Yun'er Oni's faces. ”
Ha Ji Won glared at Zheng Xiyi angrily, "Ah, how can you say such hurtful things to a little girl, and how much psychological damage it will bring her!"
Zheng Xiyi glared at Xu Xian angrily, "Ah! You still learned to sue the black with a black belly! I obviously said that I apologized to you once!"
Ha Ji Won stepped forward and stood in front of Xu Xian to block Zheng Xiyi's sight and said, "You can't say this kind of thing once, no wonder you are still single in your mother's womb!"
Zheng Xiyi touched the back of his neck and sighed: "Sister Zhiyuan, how can you say such hurtful things to a handsome guy, how much psychological damage it has brought me!"
Ha Ji Won scoffed, "Cut, you deserve it!"
Yoo-ri, so-young, and Yoon-a clapped their hands and laughed, and Seo-hyun hid behind Ha Ji-won with her head down and snickered until her shoulders trembled.
Zheng Xiyi waved his hand helplessly and said: "Nei, Nei, I deserve it, I shouldn't have said this to you girls, I was wrong, I'm leaving, goodbye." ”
Ha Ji Won laughed, turned around and waved his hand at the four girls and said, "Okay, enough laughter, I'm leaving, you guys go back to practice." ”
The four girls saluted with a smile on their faces: "The seniors have worked hard, please walk slowly and pay attention to safety." ”
Ha Ji Won nodded, turned around and quickly caught up with Zheng Xiyi, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, don't be so stingy with a big boy, otherwise you will really be single for the rest of your life." ”
Zheng Xiyi's annoyed and angry voice came, "Sister Zhiyuan, we can still do a good job of being single without mentioning the mother's fetus!"
When the figures of both of them disappeared at the top of the stairs, the four girls immediately couldn't help but hug each other and laughed so loudly......
When he came out of the S.M small yellow building and was about to walk to the parking lot, Ha Ji Won suddenly pulled Zheng Xiyi to stop, turned back to the agent team who followed the two people, and said, "You guys get in the car first, I still have something to say with Xiyi." ”
The agent team of the two people was the same, Daniel Zhang and Liu Xianyu looked at each other, both saw the shock in each other's eyes, and then turned their heads together to look at Ha Jiyuan and Zheng Xiyi with strange eyes.
Ha Ji Won saw at a glance what his agent was thinking, and immediately shouted in shame: "What are you thinking?
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but the atmosphere was also awkward, Zheng Xiyi sneered, patted his chest and said, "Don't talk about Brother Yong, even I was startled......"
Ha Ji Won kicked him angrily, and the others immediately laughed, and they all turned around and ran to their nanny car, no longer caring about the two of them. When they walked away, Ha Ji Won looked left and right, it was lunch time, everyone in the company was in the cafeteria or out the back door to look for food, and the parking lot was the quietest place.
Seeing that there was no one around, Ha Ji Yuan stared at Zheng Xiyi's eyes and said, "I said, Xiyi, are you dating Xiaoxian?"
Zheng Xiyi's face did not change and looked at Ha Zhiyuan, "Eh, Sister Zhiyuan, why do you say that?"
Ha Ji Won couldn't see anything from his eyes and face, and his original sixty percent grasp was two percent less, and he said with a little weakness: "Am I wrong? Xiyi, you actually like Xiao Xian, right?"
Zheng Xiyi's heart was relieved, it seemed that Ha Zhiyuan only vaguely felt something, not really discovered something, so he smiled and said: "Sister Zhiyuan, don't be joking, if you want to say that I like Yun'er, and I can barely find some evidence in my relationship with Yun'er, how can I and Xiaoxian?" ”
Ha Ji Won bit a sneer and continued to lie to him: "I'm not an artist on the first day, and I've seen a lot of secret relationships that I deliberately skim in front of outsiders, can you still deceive me with this little trick?"
Zheng Xiyi spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "Sister Zhiyuan can't help it if she wants to say this, she has decided that what else can I say." However, no matter how secret this kind of thing is, it is impossible to hide it from the teammates who eat and live together and run the same trip, whether I like Xiaoxian or have a secret relationship with Xiaoxian, Sister Zhiyuan, you can see it, but they don't see it, this is unreasonable, right? Or are they actually helping me hide it?"
Ha Zhiyuan froze for a moment, tilted his head and thought about it, and the remaining forty percent in his heart suddenly lost more than half. She is also a person who has experienced girlhood, and naturally knows that these girls stay together for more than ten hours a day, like sisters, closer than best friends, and it is possible to hide a little secret of internal competition in her heart, but it is impossible to hide such a secret as love and communication. Taking a step back, it's barely possible to do it with a smaller number of people, but Girls' Generation has nine members, and there are other members by their side almost all the time, and if they can go out on a date alone in private without revealing it, then the level is really comparable to that of a spy, and it is not used to do any idol.
She narrowed her eyes, and finally stopped using such a positive tone, and muttered to herself, "I guessed wrong?
Zheng Xiyi secretly wiped a cold sweat, shook his head with a smile and said: "Since there is always right and wrong in speculation, otherwise what else is it called speculation, Sister Zhiyuan, you can guess everything and what kind of artist you are, it is better to be a Taoist priest Tiekou Zhizhi! Well, such a beautiful female Taoist priest will definitely become a big star." ”
Ha Zhiyuan gave him a big roll of the eyes, although he was a little discouraged, he still said stiffly: "Hmph, you and those children must have a bad idea, but maybe I guessed the wrong person, you wait, I won't be deceived by you, I will definitely find out!"
Zheng Xiyi said with an indifferent face: "Nei, Nei, I'll wait, kneel and beg Sister Zhiyuan to quickly find me a girlfriend, so as to end my single life as a mother and fetus, which is always ridiculed......"
Ha Ji Won suddenly felt relieved when he thought of this, and looked at Zheng Xiyi with a playful face again and smiled without saying a word.
Zheng Xiyi was a little hairy by the ridicule in her eyes, and the happy mood that had just succeeded in flickering weakened a little, so she had to bow her head and salute hastily: "If it's okay, I'll leave, Sister Zhiyuan, you can get in the car quickly, it's too hot at noon in Seoul in summer, even if you stand in the shade, you can't stop the heat, and it's not good in case of heat stroke." ”
The two of them are now standing under the arcade leading to the parking lot, and their respective assistants have already driven the car over and parked outside the arcade and waited, Ha Ji Won raised his hand and waved it on his face and said: "Inside, I'm already sweating like this to talk to you, you can also go home and rest first, if you want to record all night at night, it's better to take a nap first." I'm gone, tomorrow...... Oh no, see you the day after tomorrow. ”
Zheng Xiyi watched Ha Jiyuan get in the car and drive away before wiping the beads of sweat that came out of his forehead, and a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Huh, I'm scared to death, I thought I was really caught by her, but fortunately I'm witty enough!"
Ha Ji Won sat in the nanny car and closed his eyes, Daniel Zhang sat in the passenger seat and looked back at her several times, and after five minutes finally couldn't hold back and asked: "Ji Yuan, what did you just say to Xiyi?"
"It's nothing, it's just some things to practice...... Ha Ji Won replied lazily without opening his eyes.
Daniel Zhang scratched his head, his face was almost wrinkled into old bark, and finally sighed, turned around and leaned on the passenger seat without asking again.
Ha Ji Won opened his eyes and looked at the co-pilot, and asked strangely, "What do you want to say?"
Daniel Zhang faintly felt in his heart that his daughter was finally going to marry when she was older, and he didn't know whether he should be happy or angry, and said in a trance: "Ani, Ani, think carefully about Xiyi is indeed good, except for the year, there is really no trace of shortcomings, Zhiyuan, your vision is still good." ”