Chapter 25: New Year's Day Party

"Okay, let's stop laughing. Reba stopped laughing and said seriously.

"Well, we don't laugh anymore. The others chimed in, but laughter was heard.

"It's okay, you laugh slowly, I'm not in a hurry, I'm almost finished eating anyway. Hu Wei also laughed and said.

"Well, wow, third brother, you are so treacherous, you secretly ate several of our chicken legs while we were laughing. Wu Yulong looked at the bones on Hu Wei's table and said angrily.

"Wow, forget it, hurry up and eat, otherwise you won't have to eat, why are you going to steal my braised eggs, fourth?" Dong Xutao stopped laughing when he heard Wu Yulong's words, and then said.

"Giggles. The women stopped laughing at first, and then they were amused again.

After a group of people finished lunch, they began to discuss the sketch.

"Hu Wei, when did you become so good at sketches and write scripts?" Reba couldn't help but ask.

"Hey, I just like to watch some sketches when I'm fine, and then I want to write my own, in fact, I had this idea a long time ago, but I just had a specific idea. Hu Wei explained.

"Is it so powerful?" Reba still didn't believe it.

"Oh, otherwise how would I know how to write a sketch!" Hu Wei bit his mouth and didn't let go, and Reba couldn't do anything, so he didn't have to do it.

After more than a week of extracurricular rehearsals, Hu Wei also ushered in his "first" New Year's Day party.

"The next program, the sketch "Help or Not" performance class 2010 class 2, performers: Hu Wei, Di Lireba, Wu Yulong, Dong Xutao, Li Ke. ”

Then everyone watched as Hu Wei dressed up in frustration and stumbled onto the stage with patches on his face and began their performance.

When I heard the grandmother played by Reba say: "This is going to be someone else, I ran away after the collision." Hu Wei was stunned for a moment, and the audience laughed very unjustly.

Hu Wei reacted and said: "Auntie, you are stunned, and you are stunned very suddenly, you fell by yourself, ah! I was ten meters away from you when you fell." You see, that's my bike, and the evidence is ironclad. ”

Reba said in a trembling voice: "Oh, the rims are all like that, I flew over there after a long time, can I still rescue it?"

Hu Wei said with a bitter face: "Oh, Mom, this is really too much like the scene of the accident, but Auntie is not what you imagined, the car was rear-ended." ”

Reba immediately said, "Oh, my tail vertebrae!"

Hu Wei still said with a helpless expression on his face: "I'm talking about chasing the rear, not chasing the tail, I'm talking about the bumper, and you're talking about the tail root." ”

Reba said in a little dialect: "It's over, it's the New Year, the root of the tail is still broken, okay, it's safe!"

Hu Wei said seriously: "I mean aunt! ”

Reba said with a face full of disbelief: "No one hit me and flew more than ten meters." Then you're going to hit me, I'm going abroad now. ”

Hu Wei suddenly changed the topic and quipped: "It's not ~ Auntie, what is your identity, why can you go abroad without a visa, and besides, you didn't fly ten meters." ”

Reba said angrily: "I'll fly a few meters, do you really make sense to compare those three meters or two meters?"

Hu Wei didn't plan to continue chatting with his grandmother: "Okay, auntie, let's not break up, let's talk about the picture." Fortunately, cameras are now installed in the streets and alleys, and what about the head? It's over, the head is gone! If it continues to be entangled, there will be no head. I can't wash me away by jumping into the Yellow River. ”

Reba pulled Hu Wei and said, "What's the matter, you still want to leave?"

Hu Wei took Reba's hand off his clothes and said, "I'm definitely not in a hurry, I have to run!"

At this time, all the audience, including the school leaders, couldn't stop laughing, and at this time, passerby A played by Wu Yulong came to the stage.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm going home soon, don't worry! Wait until I see an old lady fall down on the road and no one will help her, why do you say that the current social atmosphere has become like this? Others don't care about me, auntie, don't move, I'll immediately send a Weibo to condemn this kind of behavior." Let parents all comment. Daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up! Oh, this old lady fell, she was miserable!"

After Wu Yulong came on stage, he walked to the grandmother of Reba with his mobile phone, and then took a picture with his mobile phone.

Hu Wei couldn't look at it, so he walked over and helped Reba up, and said, "It's miserable, you don't help me, come, auntie, let's sit up first! Auntie, I'll send you to the hospital immediately." But I beg you, you can prove it for me, and you will say that I am an innocent passerby, okay?"

Then the two of them were having a funny conversation again, until Li Ke's passer-by B came up pushing a bicycle.

"Big brother!" Hu Wei shouted at Li Ke.

"What's wrong, brother. Li Ke replied in his northeastern accent.

"There's an old lady here. Hu Wei continued.

"You hit it?" Li Ke asked.

"Not really!" replied helplessly.

"Run, I'll help three. Li Ke persuaded Hu Wei.

"The result?" asked Hu Wei.

"Let me tell you this, my brother used to drive a big Ben. Li Ke said sadly.

"Hahaha. There was another laugh below, "Daben becomes a bicycle!"

Hu Wei's face suddenly turned green, and he said tremblingly: "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation in my family." Let's put it this way, the thief came to my house with tears in his eyes, and he had to throw me two bags of rice during the New Year's holidays.

Let's share a few fables together, the names of the stories are "Mr. Dongguo and the Wolf", "Lu Dongbin and the Dog", "The Farmer and the Snake", "Hao Jian and the Old Lady".

What are these stories about? I'll tell you from beginning to end, that once upon a time there was a gentleman named Dongguo, who rode his donkey one day and rode on that donkey, and he rode with a big bump on his face, and when he was done, he met a wolf who was about to die. ”

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Reba, and the two fell into a cycle of laughter, and finally the policeman played by Dong Xutao came out, and the plot reversed.

Hu Wei pretended that he was hit by Reba and lay on the ground, and refuted Reba with Reba's words back, which made everyone laugh more than once.

Of course, the ending is all happy, full of positive energy.

Everyone was amused by this sketch, and many people also inquired about the script and actor of the sketch.

The leaders also praised the 2010 class of performance class 2, and also praised Qin Yuke, which made Qin Yuke's face full of red light.

In general, Hu Wei and Reba are on the show, and all the people in the school who came to see the New Year's Day party remember these two names, and the school will also put the video of the sketch on the official website after the party.

All the students who watched the video praised Hu Wei and Reba, and a day later, someone put the video on Weibo.