Book 1, Volume 2, Hunting Game Chapter 28: Accidents
In the early morning two days later, Su Jiuxia, who was ordered by Qinghuan to take Ye Tiancheng and Ye Cong into the manor of the command post to discuss cooperation, was curiously looking at Xie Qilan who was smoking at the door of the ground floor and looking at the sky.
"They said they weren't used to the smell of smoke, so I came to guard the gate. Faced with Jiuxia's question, Xie Qilan's answer was also very crisp, completely ignoring the relatively embarrassed expressions of the three of them, anyway, he didn't care about the embarrassment of others.
"Okay, then they're all here, right?" Regardless of this tease, it is still important to do business first, Su Jiuxia continued to ask about the situation.
"Irina and Gu Nianhang went out to collect information. "Xie Qilan, who took off his sunglasses, still has dark circles under his eyes, and he doesn't look like he has slept well, is it because he smoked here all night, how addictive is this?" ”
"Got it..."Su Jiuxia took the two people behind him with subtle eyes, just skipped Xie Qilan and went directly to the second floor.
"Hmm, Jiuxia, you're back. In the space at the entrance of the stairs on the second floor, Zhang Lingjin was helping Cang Wei Shu Qi and blood in the sixteenth night of the sixteenth night when he was still recovering, and when he saw Su Jiuxia going upstairs, the two of them greeted him and Ye Tiancheng and Ye Cong behind him at the same time.
"It's... Such a quiet and beautiful girl, this temperament, it's just..."Ye Tiancheng looked at the sixteenth night Cangwei who was sitting in a wheelchair and showed her weakness, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva instinctively, originally he thought that he would be very satisfied to see Qinghuan this time, but he didn't expect that there would be an extra eye blessing?
And under Zhang Lingjin's careful care, most of Cangwei's injuries in the desert town have recovered in the sixteenth night, and the damaged skin has also been regrown and replaced by him using various methods taught by his grandfather, so Cang Wei is now in addition to being weak, the rest of her body has basically recovered, facing Ye Tiancheng's "greedy" gaze, she replied with a gentle and plain smile and greeted him.
"Jiuxia, you're finally back, go buy breakfast, my sister and Xinyue's wife fox are both lying in bed, I'm about to starve to death!" A black shadow that suddenly appeared from around the corner rushed straight towards Jiuxia, knocking him who didn't react to him and even his pace was unsteady, this familiar breath and tone, no need to guess, Su Jiuxia already knew who it was.
Speechlessly, looking at Bai Mocheng looking up at his pretending to be pitiful, he picked up the little witch and put it on the sofa, "You wait for a while, I have something to do with Sister Xin Yue, I will buy it for you immediately, you won't be hungry for a while." ”
"Huh, all of them are villains!" And Bai Mocheng was rolling around noisily like a real sixteen-year-old girl, and Su Jiuxia looked confused, this... Could it be that the long-suppressed nature has been released?
And Su Qianyu, who was sleeping on the sofa on the side, was woken up by the loud noise of the two, opened her hazy sleepy eyes, and did not arrange her scattered hair, just looked at her silently, and then tilted her head and fell asleep again.
"Hey, Qianyu, why are you sleeping on the sofa again?
"He went to take a bath, and he went to the night market with Qianyu all night last night, and now he is estimated to be the same as this guy, and he is in the bathroom on the third floor. "Bai Mocheng lay on the sofa and pretended to be dead, but you said that you pretended to be dead, why did you still point at Su Qianyu and talk...
Ye Tiancheng, who was suddenly in this environment, suddenly felt that his sister control attribute seemed to be rising rapidly, his brain couldn't accept so much information for a while, his mouth couldn't help but feel a little dry, his eyes full of "appreciation" kept spinning between the two, to be honest, this kind of personality and appearance juxtaposition was really the first time he had seen it, why were all the good goods in the Scarlet Night group, he was not convinced, the alliance, this is forcing him to form an alliance!
"Woo oh, Jiuxia, you just came back, what do I want?" It is estimated that I heard the noisy movement outside, the door of the bathroom in the side room was pushed open, and Chen Linxuan, who was tired, was still biting the toothbrush in her mouth, foaming at the mouth, and her dark red long hair was scattered on her body at a glance, and she knew that it had not been tidied up, and the dark circles under her eyes were obviously due to staying up late, and she walked out in loose pink cartoon pajamas.
"Here, your strategy. Su Jiuxia looked for it from her bag, then pulled out a super-thick wrapped book and threw it directly at Chen Linxuan.
"Well, that's it, set, you wait for me. Chen Linxuan seemed to recover her spirit in an instant, showing agility that did not match her appearance, she took the book easily, clamped it under her armpit, turned around and closed the door, only to hear a crackling sound after acceleration, even outside, as soon as she heard it, she knew that Linxuan was speeding up the washing action.
set,Don't guess.,Now it's supposed to be on the third floor to brush the information.,Oh no... Seriously, I have to wake up Sister Xinyue first.
"Sister Linxuan, help wake up Sister Xinyue, there is something to talk about here. Looking at Chen Linxuan, who was about to do a "big thing" after washing, Su Jiuxia hurriedly shouted, after all, according to Bai Mocheng's words, Lin Xinyue should still be sleeping, and it is not good for her to break in like this, just let Chen Linxuan, who is also a girl, wake her up.
"Okay, I'll go. Chen Linxuan made an "OK" gesture, turned around and went up to the third floor.
"Brother Cheng, what's wrong with you, your expression is not quite right?" Ye Cong pulled the corner of Ye Tiancheng's clothes, why did Ye Tiancheng's expression have been a little dazed today, and it made him feel as if he was sick.
"No, I'm in great shape. Ye Tiancheng suddenly gave a firm look to Ye Cong, and gave Ye Cong a thumbs up with a golden glittering background, and a shining smile appeared at the corner of his mouth at the same time.
"Huh, why did you come here so early, Qinghuan, did you notify the wrong time?" At the spiral staircase on the third floor, there was an extremely lazy voice, and it was obviously yawning, it should have just woken up.
"Isn't it eight o'clock?" Qing Huan, who also didn't seem to have fully woken up from sleep mode, helped Lin Xinyue, who was sleepy-eyed and sleepy-eyed, to slowly go downstairs, the two of them were like zombies in a doomsday drama, and people couldn't see anything called "spirit".
"Stupid, it's eight o'clock in the evening, it's PM, it's not AM! Looking at the clock on the wall on the second floor, Xin Yue understood what was going on, she naturally knocked her head on the head to show punishment, and then leaned on him, her eyes narrowed again.
"It's... It's Lin Xinyue, what's going on when she suddenly wants to hook up... And Gu Qinghuan's superb weak temperament, what is the matter with wanting to bully it?" Ye Tiancheng, who had a serious face, roared in his heart, his nervous feelings had reached the limit of stimulation, and he was disheveled, could it be a lily, no, and later the representative of the scarlet night explained that Gu Qinghuan was a boy, which... If it's for such a man, it's worth the next bend!
Just when Ye Tiancheng was absent-mindedly thinking about it, a voice came from the staircase again, and it was this sound that made Ye Tiancheng's heart suddenly stop as if it had been directly pierced by a bow and arrow, "Hmm, Brother Jiuxia, are you back?"
The cute child's voice made Amagi's eyes turn to the stairs on the third floor in surprise, which was... The best Lori with a super long double ponytail!
"Brother Jiuxia, do you have the bread that people want?" Yu Qianye bent down and asked softly.
"This, bring it. Su Jiuxia rummaged through her bag, took out a fruit cake and threw it over.
"Oh, I love you, brother. Yu Qianye took the fruit cake with satisfaction and winked and smiled, a sense of satisfaction, "It's much more reliable than the pseudo-sister." ”
"Bastard, isn't there anything to eat?" Bai Mocheng suddenly resurrected from the state of pretending to be dead on the sofa and directly rejuvenated with full blood, not using spiritual magic but relying on biological instinct to pounce towards Yu Qianye, "Rabbit-flavored fruit cake, don't run." ”
"Huh, help!"
"Come on, guess how many pieces of candy I have in my hand, and I'll give you all if I guess right. ”
"No, who knows if you've been drugged or not. ”
"Hey, don't run away with my hot pot base!"
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Brother Cheng, whose face has become numb at this moment, in his heart, an inexplicable epic divine comedy is playing wildly.
Ladies and gentlemen, I like cute things!
Gentlemen, I like cute things the most!
I like young girls, I like Lori, I like soft girls, I like royal sisters, I like married women, I like queens, I like, I like sick girls, I like pseudo-mothers!
I love everything that appears on the earth in the city, in the sea, on the grassland, in the wilderness, on the polar regions, in the school, in the streets, in the bathroom, in the bedroom!
I like to wear a mature suit, as an elder, with the pleasure of love, watching the young girl unguarded into the various classical girly clothes prepared for her, admiring the faintly visible petite body, my heart will dance with excitement!
I like to stand quietly in the distance, looking at Lori with an innocent smile on her face after seeing me they like, screaming happily while rushing but accidentally tripped over a stone on the side of the road, that tearful look at your cute and weak look, this moment my mood, is really infinitely happy!
I also like to secretly open the bathroom door that will never be locked, watching the soft girl who shyly rushes out of the bathroom to try to teach the pervert a lesson, and the helpless gaze after seeing my sincere confession, the soft and shy warning voice keeps repeating, completely forgetting that this is the hundredth time, which touches me the most!
Holding the royal sister who takes care of the psychology of the weak, I was deliberately approached and repeatedly teased and flirted, but she still listened to me with a gentle face and believed my serious appearance, so that I couldn't help but look at it again and again!
Even if I am crying inwardly and facing the dark food that is hard to swallow, as long as I look straight ahead at my wife who is looking at you gently, the gaze that wants you to feel a warm home will still make my taste buds continue to paralyze until I eat it all, just to see her smile with satisfaction, which is a wonderful feeling!
When the queen ordered me to leave her with her indisperable and powerful aura, but I ignored it and directly took possession of her body, it was a supreme sensory pleasure!
I also like my failure in the face of, which should have been my own initiative but could only be humiliated and passively accepted, my dignity was trampled upon, and my body was squeezed dry, how sad it was!
I like to be peeped at by the sick girl who suffers from extreme psychological problems and is occupied by love until she is killed by it, because as a real gentleman, I lost to the degree of obsession with things, and it is a great shame to lie on the ground like a poor worm and feel the passage of the gentleman's soul!
I like to be bewitched by the delicate voice and lovely appearance of the pseudo-mother and finally go to a point of no return away from heaven, and since then I have contributed my soul to Lucifer every month, and the king's smile has always alerted my life in my heart, and my life has never been clearer!
Gentlemen, we are longing for cute things, a group of cute things that don't pay for their lives!
Gentlemen, comrades-in-arms who follow in the footsteps of my gentlemen, what do you desire?!
Do you crave cute things, do you also crave cute things that make you dream?
Do you also yearn for a group of gentlemen who have transcended the extremes of brothers, lilies, decay and human beasts, and have sprouted the three thousand worlds like the breeze in early spring?
Gentlemen in the back, raise your hands and let me hear you!
(Voiceover: Moe Thing!Moe Thing!Moe Thing!)
Very good, since that's the case, then everything is cute!
Kill the group of FFF group dead houses who burned the heterosexuals themselves but yearn to get out of the group, wake up the group of bastards who are playing abstinence but are simply wasting their own resources, we hold the top twelve artifacts and twelve magic weapons in the gentleman world, we have experienced the most cruel twelve trials, we will transform this rotten world into the moe world, let the group of humans lost in heresy wake up, help them open their eyes to see the beauty of cute things, and remind them that the terrible prophecy that everything can be cute recorded on the ancient parchment scroll, reminds them that between this heaven and earth, there are still some things that cannot be explained by their approaching science column!
Since ancient times, cute things want to push it, I will be intoxicated in it and can't extricate myself, gentlemen, let's create a world where everything is cute!
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"It's as if I've seen heaven. Ye Cong, who was also attracted by Yu Qianye, only heard Ye Tiancheng muttering in a low voice on the side, and when he turned around, he found that Ye Tiancheng had slowly fallen to the ground, with a happy expression on his face, his eyes were wide open, and a trace of crystal liquid flowed from the corner of his mouth.
Before the brain completely lost its self-awareness, Ye Tiancheng only had a short sentence left in his mind: If my life is a novel, then the author must be a gentleman with terminal cancer!
"Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, what's wrong with you?" Looking at Ye Tiancheng, who suddenly fell, Ye Cong on the side naturally shouted with great horror.
And Zhang Lingjin, who heard the chaos, naturally hurried over, and when he saw Ye Tiancheng, who had fallen to the ground, he hurriedly took his fingers to find out.
"My heart is broken, I'm dead. Faced with the real situation felt by the other party's pulse, Ling Jin was extremely surprised, this situation rarely happens, and it usually occurs only if there is an acute heart disease, and this is the first case in my country, "Does he have a very serious heart disease?"
"Ah, no, Brother Cheng has always been in good health!" Ye Cong couldn't have imagined that they had just come to discuss how things would turn into such a tragedy, "Brother Cheng! Brother Cheng! I hate the world!"
"Huh?" The people who had not fully woken up from their sleep with a blank face, and a certain rabbit who was the culprit but didn't know about it looked at the two of them blankly, what the hell?
"This... Being cutely killed is not a happy way to die. I don't know when Chen Linxuan, who suddenly appeared on the scene, has a sense of rational beauty at this moment.
"It seems like there's some trouble now. Lin Xinyue, who finally came to her senses, hurried over to comfort Ye Cong, "Life is full of accidents, please mourn." ”
That's it... Can the peace talks continue? The crowd of onlookers who were full of residual thoughts.
"This story tells us that Lolicon will die a miserable death..."Chen Linxuan, who was serious again, said slowly in her "professional" tone.
Fortunately, Ye Cong was not so messy, and everyone was relieved that the peace talks were unexpectedly resolved, and Ye Tiancheng, a young man who should have a promising future, also fully verified that death is everywhere in this ancient warning.
And the next day,Other changes are also going smoothly,If there is anything very realistic and exciting for the students in school,It's that the teacher who was originally poor in temper and looks so bad that it doesn't meet their aesthetics has been replaced by a young handsome person with good knowledge to teach the course,Even if this is a very short senior year of high school,It's still a very exciting thing,No,This year's senior year of high school can't calm down at all... What to do in the college entrance examination...
In physics class, when Xiao Le Gong, who habitually wears a black trench coat and black glasses with a contact device, appeared, the very experienced class instantly understood what was going on.
And in the next Chinese class, a doctor wore a red leaf Sana almost made everyone misunderstand the content of this class, and thought that the college entrance examination should be carried out in advance, although it doesn't matter if you wear it like this, but the dark circles under the eyes are so heavy and the eyes that look slightly confused that seem to be caused by lack of sleep, I have to say... It's beautiful!
"Hello everyone, I'm your new chemistry teacher, Sana Momiji. ”
"Teacher... This is a language lesson. ”
"Eh, aren't you teaching chemistry?" lowered his head and looked at the timetable he had stuffed into his hand by Lin Xinyue, and Momiji said to himself, "Okay, hello everyone, I'm your new Chinese teacher." ”
Everyone is dizzy, is it really okay with such a magical teacher?
Counting the new physics teacher Xiao Legong and Zhang Lingjin, who was purely the acting biology teacher who was forcibly pulled over, the teacher group in Su Jiuxia's class has all been replaced so far, forming the most bizarre lineup.
Xie Qilan, the homeroom teacher and math teacher, Ethan Cruise, who is an English teacher, and Sana Momiji, who is a Chinese teacher, it is estimated that even the leader of the supernatural group did not have this treatment when he was in school, and this kind of lineup is enough to train an elite group.
And as for why the PE teacher was not replaced... Anyway, there is no physical education class in the third year of high school, and I can't see it, and it's useless to change it, and who is happy to go to boring physical education class after changing these teachers... Well...