Black Forest.

The moon hung in the air like a pancake that someone had secretly bitten into. In the dim moonlight, two young women were hurrying on their way. One of them is dressed as a maid, and the other is richly dressed and charming, and at first glance he knows that he is a famous lady.

"Hahaha......" After a disgusting laugh, a burly bald head with his back to block the way.

"Who?" the maid slashed her sword across.

"Bad guy!" the bald head turned slowly, and the face full of flesh in the moonlight looked particularly hideous.

"What do you want to do?" the maid half-pulled the sword out of its scabbard, revealing a cold light.

"Of course bad people do bad things. ”

"Robbery?"

"Fifty percent right. I robbed both wealth and sex. ”

"Hmph!" the maid sneered, "I'm afraid you're not capable enough." ”

"Oh? The bald head slowly pulled out two scimitars from behind his back and took on a peculiar pose.

"Are you ......" the maid's eyes flashed with a look of doubt, "Are you the legendary big devil?!"

"Hehe, even if you have eyesight, you can also recognize the two soul seduction scimitars in my hands. The bald head waved his knife triumphantly twice, and the grass around him flattened as if it had been cut by a sickle.

"Don't talk nonsense, look at the sword!" the maid raised her sword and stabbed the thief in the face.

"Hmm~~ Good skills, there are two hits, but it's a pity that it's a maid. The lewd thief flashed slightly, avoided the blade of the sword, and pushed a palm on the maid's chest, beating her to a foot away, spitting blood, "The chest is also a little smaller." With that, he looked at the stunning lady.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

"You...... What do you want to do?" the young lady slowly stepped back.

"What are you doing? Of course, I'm giving you a physiology and hygiene internship class.

"Don't!" the young lady's trembling body kept flinching, and suddenly she fell to the ground with a "ahh

"Hmm~~ Beauty, it seems that you are more anxious than me, and you have taken the initiative to lie down. The thief licked his lips with his tongue and walked slowly.

"Spring heart lonely night, no one to pity.

Wine is hard to accompany, and the stars sleep with me. I stretched out on the tree, "Haah~~" sighed, "Who is so noisy?

The thief looked up at me tall in the tree: "Boy, it's none of your business, if you want to peek, you can do whatever you want." ”

"Oh, under such pure moonlight, but Brother Tai is doing such a filthy thing, don't you think it's indecent? besides, this young lady doesn't seem to be voluntary. ”

"Young man save me!" the beauty let out a desperate cry.

"Oops!" I plucked out my ears, "I have the same shortcomings as Ren Xianqi, that is, I am too soft-hearted and responsive, not to mention a beautiful woman like a flower......"

"Don't you want to live? The thief pointed to the maid who was dead on the ground, "Want to be like her?"

"Oh?" I looked at the maid, "I shed a lot of blood, but fortunately, a woman's blood is not too valuable, so I have to put a little bit every month." ”

I scraped a strand of hair deliberately left on my forehead with my fingers, and jumped down from the tree with a whoosh.

"Yo, you're so good, you don't twist your feet when you're so tall?" the thief praised.

"Thank you!" I smiled politely, but I was secretly glad in my heart, fortunately, I had loosened the soil around the tree in advance, and I said~~~ "Miss, before I save you, there is one thing that must be stated. I said.

"What is it?" asked the beauty.

"Don't make a promise!"

"Why?"

"Because my heart has long been taken away by another beautiful girl...... I looked up at the starry sky and couldn't help but feel emotional, at this time a slender jade hand appeared in front of me, wiping away the tears that had just flowed for me, a meteor crossed the sky, and I slowly moved my eyes to the owner of the jade hand, it was the young lady.

"Besides her, can't you have any other woman in your heart?" said the beauty sadly.

"I ...... I don't know ......."

"Hey!" the bald head roared angrily, "Elephant talk, I'm not defeated yet!" I stood still, not even blinking my eyes.

"Ahh

Seeing that the blade was still a few centimeters away from my forehead, and the corners of my mouth turned slightly, I stretched out my right hand, and easily grabbed his knife with my index and middle fingers, and pressed it into the air along with his people. The shape froze for about four or five seconds, the point of view rotated 360 degrees like the Matrix, and then I flicked my finger and the thief fell to the ground with a bang.

"Good...... What a strong finger power, you ...... Who the hell are you?" asked the thief with a bloody expression on his face.

"Ling Hu Chong's grandson, the righteous chivalrous man known as the jade-faced fox, Ling Hu is also stinky!"

"What? You are the top ten white-clothed knights in today's martial arts, Ling Fox Stinks?! I knew that I wouldn't have suffered in vain if I asked your name first...... Hungry ......" and fainted.

"Ah!!It turns out that you are Bai Xiaosheng's white-clothed young man who ranked first with an overwhelming majority of absolute votes in the poll of thousands of girls in the poll last year...... Can the young man take me in?"

"No, it's a hindrance to have a woman around. I said embarrassedly.

"I'm very well-behaved, really. They can also wash your clothes and socks for you, and comfort you when you are empty and lonely......"

"Oh?" I said, with a heartfelt look on my face, "...... Comfort me?"

"Yes, I can chat with you and comfort you. ”

"Chat...... So that's ......," I said disappointed.

"Brother...... Brother!" I tried to open my eyelids, and my little sister's face gradually became clearer. "It's half past seven, and you still can't get up?" Li Li looked at a large pile of Jin Yong and Gu Long's novels stacked next to my pillow. "Did you see it until late yesterday?"

"What the hell, you woke me up just when it was critical......" I yelled dissatisfied.

"Wow! it stinks!" the little sister covered her nose, "Go brush your teeth!"

After washing up, I walked to the kitchen, and a fragrant milky white enticing milk was placed on the table. "Brother, please use it!" the little sister politely persuaded me to sit down, and then brought a fried browned egg.

"Is this ......," I asked.

"I did it myself. ”

"I can see it, but I still like my mother's fried eggs. "I'm not polite.

The little sister turned her back to me, showing an angry smoke, and after quickly calming down, she turned to me with a smile: "Brother, this is the first time people have fried eggs, give face." ”

"Girl, take my brother as a test. "I chewed in pain, it was really amazing, it turned out that there are still guys in this world who can make eggs into the taste of Chinese medicine.

"How's it going?" asked my sister with a worried expression.

"Well...... "I choked up, and then crossed my heart a dozen times, Lord, forgive me for telling such a lie against my will.......

"Great, then I'll make it for you every day until you think it's good!Then you can make it for him......" The little girl's face flushed.

"Ahem...... Ahem......"

"What's wrong, brother?"

"I didn't ...... It's nothing...... The egg choked on the trachea...... "I took the milk and gulped it down.

"Brother, take me to Paradise Playground. ”

"No wonder you're so nice to me all of a sudden, get in the car. ”

"Thank you, brother!"

"What are you reading?" I saw through the mirror that the little girl in the back seat was holding a book with relish.

"Liao Zhai!"

I almost dropped my chin on the steering wheel: "Why are you reading this book?"

"Pick up a little experience of shemale love before dating. The little sister winked playfully, "Doesn't my brother want to fall in love?"

Cough...... The dead girl pinched me seven inches. "I really want to fall in love, but I don't have a chance to wow!" I couldn't say anything to her anyway, so I couldn't eat grapes and said, "In this regard, my brother would rather lack than abuse, unlike some people who would rather lack it!"

"So, brother is looking forward to that very typical love?"

"What?"

"It's very typical of love, just like the White Lady and Xu Xian. ”

"Ah...... Oh...... "I don't say no, in fact, I don't like the kind of love that is alive and dead, people who know how to stop everything in moderation are happy, but how many people in this world can do it?"

"Ahh

"Why don't you get out of the car when you get there?" I asked.

"Wait a minute...... "Little sister foxhead fox peeked out of the car window, "He doesn't seem to have come yet, I have to wait for him to come before getting out of the car, I can't let him see that I'm more anxious." ”

"I can't stand it!"

"People are girls, you have to be reserved to attract people. ”

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The largest shopping mall in Qianhai City, the Tiansen Building, is crowded.

"Frost! here!" the rude beauty waved at the crowd.

"Hey, cousin!" Sima Nushuang found his reputation to Zhang Ran. (You can't always call her an impolite beauty, it stands to reason that I don't know her name yet, but I still have the right to make a little cheating as an author.) ）

"Why is there no one to accompany you today, and you are actually looking for me, those suitors of yours?"

"Originally, there were four dates, but I pushed them all down, so let's take a vacation, when everything is always boring, don't disturb your study. ”

"Not at all, I don't like to be the kind of nerd who stays at home all day. ”

"I really admire you, you don't wear glasses and your grades are so good. ”

"No way, it's not like you, the life of a natural princess, I have to work hard for my future. ”

"Here it is again, as if I am useless, don't say it, don't say it!" Zhang Ran grabbed his cousin's arm, "Set off to the destination!"

"Where?"

"Jewelry Counter!"

"Wow! I'm going home!"

"I don't want you to buy it, I know your taste has always been good, help me see which one looks best. ”

"And then ......"

"And then call those who pursue me another day......"

"Wow...... I don't know which unlucky guy is going to break the bank. Sima Nushuang stuck out his tongue.