Chapter 601: The power of Deputy Envoy Su's poisonous tongue
"The spirit of the king, you can have it. ”
"Nope!"
"There really can be. ”
"Not really!"
"Alas, Your Excellency the Right Tent Khan, as an old king, you have to refrain from admitting your own king's eight qi, do you really want the spirit of a king? ”
"I said it didn't ......"
Uh, wait, halfway through the sentence, the King of the Right Tent was suddenly stunned. What is this little vertical man talking about? Old Wang Ba? What he said is not the anger of the king, but the anger of the king, he is scolding me? How dare he scold me?
The Right Tent Khan King couldn't believe his ears, but then looked at Su Mo's playful eyes, and then listened to the reactions of everyone next to him, and suppressed the low laughter of eating, and in an instant, the Old Face of the Right Tent Khan turned purple.
"Little brute, how dare you ......," he scolded, his face full of iron-clad halberd fingers.
"Stop!" Before he finished scolding, Su Mo, who had been speaking softly, suddenly yelled, so as not to scare him. With a panicked face, he took two steps back and looked at Su Mo nervously.
This little bastard scolds when he scolds, and he fights when he says, and he doesn't play cards according to reason at all, and the king of the right tent is really afraid that he will rush up and do it. If you don't get two punches, don't you want to die unjustly?
The crowd let out a chuckle again. The Mongol princes all showed disdain and contempt in their eyes, and as the king of the Right Horde, they were dismissed by others, and such a performance simply disgraced the face of the Mongols.
The Right Tent Khan King also reacted after withdrawing two steps, and couldn't help but blush with shame. However, Su Mo still refused to let him go, followed two steps forward, and shouted: "You are an old king, you are the real beast." The Great Khan took pity on you for your old age, and allowed you to work around the shift, but only to be a mascot. Why are you so bold as to dare to accuse the Great Khan? Are you arrogant and do not take the Great Khan in your eyes, or do you still plot against you? You old turtle, you are so bold! You still don't retreat!"
This series of coercive questions made the face of the right tent king bluff. The breath that had just been puffed up because of shame was vented again, and Su Mo's last sentence of "still not retreating" was drunk and involuntarily kicked back several steps, one staggered, and almost didn't sit down on the ground.
At this moment, the onlookers burst into laughter again. It's just that this time the laughter is already a little unscrupulous, but most of them are people from the side of the Ming Mission. And the faces of the Mongolian princes and ministers were a little ugly.
If at the beginning, they all thought that it was a pleasure for this arrogant and domineering Right Tent King to make a fool of himself, then seeing him make a fool of himself again and again at this moment, this is a bit of a bad taste. Even the eyes that looked at Su Mo began to sharpen.
Su Mo Duojing, I immediately felt this hostility. Immediately took another step forward, with a sad face, and sighed: "Look, look at what you look like? Just a few words, he was frightened into this appearance, how can there be a little bit of the demeanor of a Mongolian warrior? How can you be worthy of being the king of the right horde of Mongolia? You must know that the name of the Mongolian warrior is known to the whole world. Your performance today is simply disappointing to me, and it is completely a smear on the face of the Mongolian brothers. If I were you, I would resign myself from this right khan, and let someone more capable do it. For example, this brother, oh, at first glance, is mighty and noble, and this one, look, not to mention anything else, this beard alone adds three points of might. Ah, and this ...... The ......"
This time, it is the turn of everyone in the Ming delegation to cover their faces, discipline exercises, discipline exercises, deputy envoy Su! Whether you are trying to provoke them to stir up internal strife, or for self-preservation, it is understandable to flatter them a few words. But even other people's beards are flattering, I'll go, we can still have a bottom line, can't we?
In the Three Kingdoms in the past, Cao Cao flattered Guan Yu and praised his beard, but people were seeking talents, so not only did not damage the reputation, but achieved the reputation of seeking talents. But what about you, you're completely out of touch, okay?
Deputy Su belched, brake, brake! Stop! Behind him, the old man Yu Mian coughed hoarsely, just to remind him. I guess if I don't stop quickly, the old man can cough out his lungs.
Su Mo finally came back to his senses, smashed his mouth with a lot of unfinished thoughts, and walked back step by step. He also added: "Old turtle, I am really good for you, you must think twice." ”
"Little Animal...... "Okay, this last blow is powerful and accurate, decisively causing a critical effect, coupled with the previous combo, the old face of the right tent Khan King Tucsan turned blue and red, red and purple, purple and white, opened his mouth and scolded without waiting to finish, a mouthful of old blood spurted out, his body shook a few times, and he fell to the ground.
Everyone exclaimed in unison, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, pinching and patting his back, but no matter how much he tossed, it didn't work. The Right Tent King's eyes were closed, and he didn't react at all.
Everyone on the side of the Ming Mission looked at each other, I'll go, Deputy Envoy Su is so powerful, don't you scold this old man to death directly. Oh my God, I've always heard that there is a scene in the Three Kingdoms where Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, and it should be just an exaggeration, but now I really have an insight. Oh, don't offend Deputy Envoy Su in the future, otherwise you will provoke such a poisonous tongue, and the death will not be wronged.
Everyone on the side of the Ming Mission giggled and welcomed Deputy Envoy Su back as if they were welcoming a hero. Just looking at Deputy Envoy Su's eyes again, he couldn't help but feel a little more awe.
Over there, Dayan Khan closed his eyes in pain, feeling helpless in his heart. Originally, when Su Mo scolded at the beginning, he didn't stop him, but he was also angry at the arrogance of the King of the Right Tent, and wanted to teach him a lesson through Su Mo's mouth. However, he never expected that this right khan king would be so unbearable that he would scold people alive and vomit blood.
Okay, if you vomit blood, you vomit blood, and you even play the game of pretending to be dead, this ...... This is simply a shame to be thrown to the edge of the sky, Dayan Khan now really wants to strangle this old king.
Yes, the king of the right horde is playing dead. Others may not have noticed it, but the Khan of Daryan saw it really. is so hard to shoot, the old guy's painful hands and feet are hooked, and he has to grit his teeth and endure it, is this Nima lying to others or to himself?
I often hear that there are birds overseas, and when they are frightened, they bury their heads in the sand to hide. thought he had a plan, but he didn't know that the pouting old Gao had already exposed himself. How similar is this scene in front of you?
Alas, it's not good, since I found out, with the treachery of that little ergon, how can I hide it from him?
Thinking like this, Dayan Khan subconsciously glanced at it, but it was meeting Su Mo's clear eyes, which were full of sarcasm.
Dayan Khan immediately felt a tightness in his chest, which was suffocating.
"Carry it down, carry it down! It is said that the shaman is good at life and healing, and it should not be neglected. "Hurry up and tell the old guy to get out, this Nima is too faceless. Dayan Khan grimaced, waved his hand and asked the Right Horde Khan to take him down.
"Okay, let's not make a fuss, let's take a step back, negotiate early and start the game, what time is it......" Seeing that the King of the Right Tent Khan went down, Dayan Khan approached Su Mo and said in a low voice, his tone was aggrieved and helpless, and he was deeply tired.
This Nima is really too tired. It's just a simple game, it's constant, weird and unpredictable, Dayan Khan is also drunk, and he doesn't want to play with this little fox anymore.
At this moment, he just wanted to end this matter as soon as possible, and then send the little plague god away as quickly as possible. Damn, go back to your Daming and harm your Daming, the people of the grassland really can't afford to hurt it.
Su Mo comprehended, returned a flying eye of understanding, and shook Dayan Khan's frightened body, so that he could hang his head and fall off the horse.
"100,000 households, at least 100,000 Han slaves, otherwise I will ......"
"100,000? Are you crazy? No, up to 800 households!"
"You see, it's insincere, isn't it. Ninety thousand, ninety thousand. ”
“…… What do you like, if you don't race, you won't race. ”
"Hey, look at you, why are you so anxious. It's all old, and it's not stable at all. Okay, okay, I'll take another step, 50,000 households, I only need 50,000 households, it's okay, it's halved, don't go too far. ”
“…… A thousand households, do you want to love it? ”
"You're bored, forget it, let's break up, go back to their own homes, and find their own mothers. ”
"Fifteen hundred!
"30,000! 30,000 households, this is my bottom line, don't force me. ”
"Little shaft, did you force me or did I force you? Two thousand, I only have two thousand. ”
"Less, I've asked the female rabbit a long time ago, and you don't have more than that. Don't make a fuss, forget it, I'll give the female rabbit face, 10,000, 10,000 households! What? Not yet, fuck! You're going to be a scoundrel...... Okay, good, five thousand, if you say that there are no five thousand, Lao Tzu is too lazy to be verbose, turn around and leave. ”
"You, you go! You just go! Three thousand at most, that's all I've had, believe it or not. There are others, but they are all in the hands of the people below, and they can't be collected for a while. ”
"Deal!"
“……”
There are two foxes, one old and one young, where it is like being in the vegetable market, for a pound of pork is expensive or five cents is reduced, and the people around are stunned.
In the end, he finally won the first game with Su Vice-Ambassador's chess and triumphantly won the game. Dayan Khan sighed with a blue face. There's no way, who told himself that the fence was not tight, and his own daughter actually rebelled against others and sold him directly?
It's not that I'm incompetent, it's that the enemy is too shameless. Dayan Khan thumped his chest, and his face was loveless.
Over there, Turuletu drew on the ground with his little face red and his head down, and his little feet on tiptoe. Oh, why did this dead man tell the Lun family? I'm so embarrassed......
"Well, it's worth celebrating, the first round of negotiations was a complete success. Now let's move on to the second topic, which is also not a stinging on the issue of the station. Su Mo wiped the spit from the corner of his mouth, reached out and took the water bag from the apostle Francisco's hand, raised his head and poured a mouthful of moistening his throat, and pursued the victory energetically.
Dayan Khan's face changed greatly, he suddenly raised his head and stared at him, and said angrily in a low voice: "Boy, don't take an inch. It is absolutely impossible to cut the land, otherwise, we Mongolia will not hesitate to fight!"
An elegant smile appeared on Su Mo's face again, and he raised a finger and shook it, "No, no, no, the generous and benevolent Great Khan, I am a noble person, a pure person, how can I be so greedy?
Dayan Khan's eyes suddenly froze, and he pursed his lips tightly.