Chapter 321: Fisher, do whatever you want
"Zhou Yu, what's wrong with you?" Lin Jia said with some surprise, walked over and even touched Zhou Yu's head, Zhou Yu's face was full of black lines, and said depressedly: "I don't think this fish hook is very good, I'll clean it up." ”
Zhou Yu said, picked up the stone and kept smashing the hook straight up.
Now, there is no other way but that.
If you can't find a needle, then you have to have a needle.
Zhou Yu smashed it one by one, and everyone not far away was talking, looking at Zhou Yu one by one like looking at a fool, with all kinds of tones.
"Zhou Yumo is not crazy, does he have a delusion, fantasizing that he is Jiang Taigong, and wants to wait for the fish to climb up by himself. ”
"Eh! It seems that there is such a possibility, you look at the expression, obsessive with stubbornness, gentle with momentum. ”
"You tell me how you see it. ”
"He's really crazy, hey, hey, if he loses, he loses, isn't it just two dog barks, when we drive donkeys, who hasn't learned how to bark animals!"
"You know, if you lose this bet, it's not the kind of joke that drives donkeys, it's a shame. ”
"It makes sense, but I think Zhou Yu must be pretending, pretending to be crazy and stupid, losing, I'm crazy and I'm arrogant, so no one says anything. ”
"Hey, it's a handsome guy, why don't you know how to be responsible for yourself. ”
The discussion came and went, Jiang Wan'er looked around, secretly came to Zhou Yu and squatted down, and said softly: "Zhou Yu, quickly fall to the ground and pretend to be dizzy, let's end like this today, do you hear?" ”
"What are you doing!" Zhou Yu glanced at Jiang Wan'er a little depressed, but he didn't forget to continue smashing in his hand.
"Do you understand me! Listen to me, good!"
"Good?" Zhou Yu's face was full of black lines, and he always felt that this word was so familiar?
Then there was a burst of shame.
I said Lao Ban, am I the kind of person who pretends to be crazy and stupid to cheat?
Hearing Zhou Yu's one-word question, Jiang Wan'er also blushed, glared at Zhou Yu depressedly and said, "I don't care about you." ”
Zhou Yu was in a cold sweat.
Lin Jia was also depressed on the side.
"Shhh Zhou Yu suddenly smiled, and couldn't help but glance at Pang Wendong in front of him, Pang Wendong had already fallen out of the tenth fish, and thirty-seven minutes had passed.
At the same time, Zhou Yu unconsciously put the hooks into the fish culture.
Three minutes later, Pang Wendong had caught the thirteenth fish.
"Pang Wendong, are you ready to admit defeat?" Zhou Yu looked at the four straight hooks in his hand, and couldn't help but smile and said to Pang Wendong.
"I said Zhou Yu, are you stupid! I'm thirteen fish. You told me to sit down and prepare to throw in the towel. Pang Wendong looked depressed, and hurriedly said: "I said, if you pretend to be crazy and stupid, okay, I won't bet with you!"
"That's not good, you say you don't gamble, you don't gamble! I just started to really fish, I said that I am willing to gamble and lose, if you don't gamble, that is if you admit defeat." ”
"Admit defeat to your sister, I admit defeat, I have thirteen articles, and admitting defeat is also whether you admit defeat or not. Pang Wendong's face was black, and he only felt that Zhou Yu must be crazy.
"You've just started fishing, aren't you really crazy, or you're delusional, let me tell you, you're Zhou Yu, you're not Jiang Taigong, you can't catch fish with a bent hook, and you want to fish with a straight hook. ”
"Hehe, I'll tell you today, what is straight hook fishing. Zhou Yu sneered: "I also tell you that I am not just a straight hook, but also an empty hook." ”
Zhou Yu snorted lightly, and Pang Wendong only felt that his heart was collapsing.
You cow, you come!
I'd like to see how you catch a fish with an empty straight hook.
"Zhou Yu, let me tell you, you just have this hook, if you catch one, I will admit defeat, not to mention, there are more catches than me. Pang Wendong glanced at Zhou Yu and said with a sneer.
He didn't know how many fish he caught growing up. I have seen a lot of empty hook fishing, and I have tried it, although the difficulty is there, but it is not impossible to catch.
But this straight hook fishing, hehe, except for the legendary Jiang Ziya, I have really heard of anyone who can fish with a straight hook.
That's why he had this bold idea.
"Hehe, if that's the case, then I'm telling you, you've already lost. Zhou Yu sneered, just now he had thrown the fishing hook into the fish pond, and as he spoke, the fishing rod had already begun to tremble.
"Lost, ..... you" Pang Wendong said with contempt when he saw Zhou Yu, and then, his mouth opened wide, and he couldn't speak.
After a long time, he said, "This is impossible, how is it possible?"
Zhou Yu lifted the rod, and the mouth of a fish was tightly closed, not opened, unlike fishing, the hooks were all hooked to the fish's mouth, and the general ones were slightly open, but at this moment Zhou Yu caught the fish.
But he closed his mouth tightly, or he held Zhou Yu's fishing hook tightly, as if he had encountered something delicious, and he was reluctant to let go even if he died.
It's not with a hook, because it's a direct bite of the hook.
This Nima, it's fake!
"Zhou Yu, you are cheating, this must be a hook. Pang Wendong didn't believe that Zhou Yu could catch a fish with a straight hook, and he was shocked in his heart, he could only shout like this.
"Zhou Yu, you.... Did you really catch it with a straight hook?" Lin Jia opened her mouth wide in disbelief.
Pang Wendong was a little far away, but Lin Jia was next to him, and Zhou Yu was also very difficult when he took fish.
It's like it's stuck to a fishhook.
That's a real straight hook! But how is that possible?
"Zhou Yu, no! I'll take a look, I'll take a look. Jiang Wan'er was also taken aback, and hurriedly ran over, grabbed Zhou Yu's fishing rod and wanted to see it clearly, but at this glance, her heart was even more shocked.
Straight hook, absolute straight hook.
Zhou Yu smashed Wanwan's fish hook directly with a stone, although it was slightly less upright, but it was definitely a world of difference from a curved hook.
This, how is this possible?
"God, Zhou Yu, aren't you the reincarnation of Jiang Ziya, Mom, I met a fairy. ”
"Fairy, your sister! Jiang Ziya is not a god, phew, what did I say, Zhou Yu is a classmate in our class, a classmate of three years, can it be fake!"
"But, but, how is this possible! Damn, Zhou Yu, can you catch another one, this... It's incredible. ”
"That's it, one more, let's open our eyes!"
In an instant, many people surrounded Zhou Yu, all of them couldn't believe it, dumbfounded, just felt too magical, Zhou Yu shook his head arrogantly, threw the hook into the fish pond, and then said: "Fisher, follow your heart, angler, follow the fish, if you have a heart, you can too, fish are not idiots, they also have their own thoughts, willing to take the bait, this is the true meaning of fishing!"
Zhou Yu said like a master, the words fell, and the students around him were thoughtful, feeling that it made sense, and felt that Zhou Yu's words were extremely profound!
(End of chapter)