"Wake up, wake up. ”

In the drowsiness, Chu Tianqi was pushed awake. When I opened my eyes, there were two neatly dressed people standing under the kang, which were Cao Yukun and Pei Xiaojun.

Chu Tianqi couldn't help but wonder: Did they know that I was going to end my life experience and enter the research mode? But they felt that it was wrong, so they sat up and asked, "What are you two doing here?"

"Lao Chu, we're leaving. Pei Xiaojun spoke, "We all came together, and you are the team leader, so we can't say goodbye and say hello to you." Whether you go or stay, listen to the convenience, we don't interfere, and you don't embarrass us. ”

"Wait, you two don't know what's going on?" Chu Tianqi's face turned cold, "It's too much to say that you just came here as a deserter, so you have to give me an explanation." ”

"Lao Chu, I don't look down on you like this, you always show a righteous and gentlemanly style, just like you are the only one in the world who is upright, and everyone else is a petty person. That's not all, but we're going to be deserters. Speaking of this, Cao Yukun rolled up his sleeves, "Look, we are both injured, and we are going to recuperate in glory." Besides, this is not the new one, and today is the sixth day. ”

Chu Tianqi saw that Cao Yukun had a few red spots on his arms, as well as scratches on his hands. He smiled and said, "That's all, this is an injury?"

"And here. Cao Yukun pointed to the left side of his neck, lifted the placket again, and pointed to the belly, "Here, it's all pimples, and there are also pimples on the back." ”

Chu Tianqi no longer paid attention to Cao Yukun, but turned to Pei Xiaojun: "What about you?"

"You are real meat, hurry up and show him. With that, Cao Yukun went to pull Pei Xiaojun's clothes.

"I'll do it myself. Pei Xiaojun subconsciously looked out the window and took off his pants.

Cao Yukun immediately pointed at Pei Xiaojun's fart* stock: "Old Chu, look, how big that pimple is." ”

"What am I? Chu Tianqi disagreed, "This is not a reason to run away halfway at all." ”

Pei Xiaojun didn't answer, but quickly lifted his pants.

"Don't keep talking about the word 'escape', your skin has become like this, if you get it again, you should be bleeding yellow water, shouldn't we go to the hospital for treatment?" Cao Yukun was not convinced, "Aren't you just a temporary team leader? Saying hello to you is to give you face, don't think it's a big deal." ”

"Lao Cao, don't you go online, I'll talk to the team leader?" Chu Tianqi asked rhetorically, "Do you know how this was done?"

"How? Mosquito bites. Cao Yukun said, "Don't think I don't know, when I slept in a tent on the grassland, we also saw it." ”

"Have you seen mosquitoes? Are there any mosquitoes in this season? The mosquitoes here only come out in autumn, and now it's just early summer, how can there be mosquitoes?" Chu Tianqi pointed to the other party's arm, "Take a good look, is the bag of mosquito bites like this?"

"This, it seems to be ......" Cao Yukun turned to Pei Xiaojun, "Old Pei, take a good look, is it a mosquito bite?"

"This seems, doesn't it seem to?" Pei Xiaojun said very vaguely, "Could it be that...... By the way, fleas, I heard that there seems to be a kind of flea in the countryside. ”

"What is a flea?" Cao Yukun shook his head.

Chu Tianqi nodded: "Yes, this is bitten by fleas, and fleas are also a type of mosquito." ”

Cao Yukun immediately answered: "That's not it, since it's a mosquito bite, we have to go back to the * hospital for treatment." ”

"* The hospital is not well treated. Chu Tianqi shook his head, "Have you heard that one side of the water and soil raises one side of the people, but in fact, one side of the water and soil also raises the other side of the worm." When have you ever heard that *the hospital has a cure for flea bites? at most it is a cure for mosquito bites, and those mosquitoes are just ordinary mosquitoes, not including fleas. ”

"I still don't believe in this evil, it's quite a big hospital that can't cure a few flea bags? As he spoke, Cao Yukun was about to take a step.

"Wait. Pei Xiaojun stretched out his arm and stopped his companion, and then he was puzzled, "I'm wondering, why wasn't Lao Chu bitten?"

"Oh. Cao Yukun took a step forward and stretched out his hand to lift Chu Tianqi's clothes, "It's really strange, why don't you have it, you are related to fleas?"

"You're related to fleas. I'll tell you, that's what happened. As he spoke, Chu Tianqi lowered his voice and beckoned to the two.

Pei and Cao looked at each other, moved forward suspiciously, and leaned their ears together.

"It's because you two have offended the flea god, and the fleas will find trouble for the two of you. Chu Tianqi said very mysteriously, "I didn't offend the flea god, and I also have a talisman body, so the fleas naturally stay away." ”

Cao Yukun snorted: "Don't pretend to be a ghost, but also a flea god?" I think you are ......."

Chu Tianqi raised his right index finger and looked very cautious: "Shhh, don't lie, be careful that fleas collectively make trouble for you." ”

Cao Yukun looked left and right, wrapped his clothes, and looked panicked.

Chu Tianqi smiled secretly, but said mysteriously: "As long as you two listen to me, I guarantee that the fleas will no longer trouble the two of you, even if there are one or two disobedient ones, they will be suppressed by the runes." ”

"Okay, okay, listen to you. Pei Xiaojun said busily.

"Wait, you always say that we offended the flea god, how did you offend it?" Cao Yukun asked, "I can tell you, if you can't tell you why, don't blame us for being polite." ”

Chu Tianqi said slowly: "I said that one side of the water and soil raises one side of the people, and one side of the water and soil also raises one side of the worm. Mosquitoes, including fleas, share the same weal and woe with the locals, and each of them has developed a kind of heart-to-heart connection. Fleas rely on local people to survive, and the flea god has a duty to protect the local people and things, as long as these people and things are harmed, the flea god will punish them appropriately. ”

"We didn't hurt the people and things here, and we were good to Lao Shao's family. Cao Yukun questioned, "Could it be that the flea god is mistaken?"

Chu Tianqi stared at Cao Yukun with both eyes, "Old Cao, you have often teased Ergen these days, and the Ergen you provoked is not working well, and you fell down three times because you grabbed the camera, right? You ate corncakes at noon yesterday, and said that you would go to the side to eat, but you threw away the rest of the tortillas, this is a tyrannical thing, do you know?"

"Isn't it just a joke with Ergen, as for it? The tortilla is indeed only a small bit, and it is black paste, it can't be eaten at all, and this can't be thrown away?" Cao Yukun didn't understand.

Ignoring Cao Yukun, Chu Tianqi turned to Pei Xiaojun again: "Old Pei put a half-eaten potato behind his back at lunch the day before yesterday, and finally sat on it, where can the fleas bite your farts if they don't bite your fart?"

"Old Chu, what you said is too evil, isn't it?How do you know?" Pei Xiaojun was surprised.

Cao Yukun glared: "Don't listen to his nonsense, didn't he just see it?" I don't believe in this evil, I don't believe that the big hospital can't see it well." ”

"Lao Chu, because of our mistakes, we have now been punished. If we leave here and go to a big hospital for treatment, we should be able to cure it?" Pei Xiaojun said earnestly.

"The hospital should be able to heal me, but if you have a scar on your face, don't blame me. If the flea god dreams, don't blame me for not reminding me. Chu Tianqi looked very impatient and waved his hand, "That's all there is to say, go and stay at will." ”

Cao Yukun and Pei Xiaojun glanced at each other and sat on the edge of the kang again.

After being silent for a while, Pei Xiaojun asked the two of them what they had in common: "Lao Chu, then what should we do, the bite will be good, and there will be no scars?"

Chu Tianqi didn't answer directly, but looked at Cao Yukun: "Do you want to hear it too?"

Cao Yukun snorted "um".

"Okay, then I'll tell you. First of all, you must eat as much as you can, you must not throw away the food, and you must live in peace with the people here. Secondly, continue to stay here, work hard, drink the water here every day, blow the wind here, and don't scratch the wound with your hands. Speaking of this, Chu Tianqi lowered his voice, "The key is the third, that is, I want to put a flea avoidance rune on each of the two of you, and the fleas will naturally bypass it when they see the rune." ”

Cao Yukun said "oh": "That's good, then give us a rune now, I want to see what kind of ...... it is." What kind. ”

"You can't see this, and you can't let you see it, as long as the fleas don't bite you tonight. Chu Tianqi made a hint of "stop".

Pei Xiaojun asked tentatively: "Lao Chu, how can you do this, what ...... do you have with the flea god?"

"Don't inquire about what you shouldn't ask, and don't reveal the secret of heaven. Don't talk to others casually, otherwise you will bear the consequences. After speaking, Chu Tianqi no longer paid attention to the two of them, turned around and put on his outer clothes and pants.

……

was already about to end the experience life, but when the two of them almost escaped, Chu Tianqi decided to postpone it appropriately. Otherwise, it will inevitably make the two of them have the illusion that they can blackmail themselves by saying things by "leaving".

After breakfast, the six-person queue set off again. The little boy went to the teacher's lesson, while the other five went to work in the fields.

After a few days of accumulation of experience, Cao Yukun and Pei Xiaojun have mastered a lot of common sense of hoeing, and the hoeing place has not only loosened the soil, but also has not formed a small mound, and can accurately distinguish seedlings and grass.

Today's hoe plot is planted with corn, and there is no difficulty in distinguishing between seedlings and grasses, as long as the seedlings are appropriately spaced according to the spacing. I don't know if Pei and Cao were afraid of fleas because of their improved proficiency, or because they were afraid of the flea god in their hearts, they didn't commit adultery all morning, and the speed was also very fast. For this reason, it was also affirmed by the old farmer Shao Wanfu, saying that they were also like a crop.

Noticing Pei and Cao's performance in the morning, Chu Tianqi was happy in his heart, but it was not revealed on the surface, and at the same time, he was also paying attention to one thing, to see if the two of them had contact with Shao Wanfu alone, and whether they had asked about other things. Judging from the monitoring in the morning, the two of them were in good order and did not inquire casually.

Looking at the fat and thin figures that kept moving on his side, Chu Tianqi secretly said in his heart: The flea god is really powerful.